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crispy-ghee: Finished a couple commissions so I decided to clean up that sketch I did last night of Cousin’s second eldest son. His name is Kal’thnde, he is a respected hunter and a true side of beef. Maybe if I finish another couple of commissions I’ll color him. : crispy-ghee: Finished a couple commissions so I decided to clean up that sketch I did last night of Cousin’s second eldest son. His name is Kal’thnde, he is a respected hunter and a true side of beef. Maybe if I finish another couple of commissions I’ll color him.

crispy-ghee: Finished a couple commissions so I decided to clean up that sketch I did last night of Cousin’s second eldest son. His name...

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I was thrilled to see my local Chinese restaurant was getting in on the movement. Then realized I’m an idiot and I ordered beef Lo mein: I was thrilled to see my local Chinese restaurant was getting in on the movement. Then realized I’m an idiot and I ordered beef Lo mein

I was thrilled to see my local Chinese restaurant was getting in on the movement. Then realized I’m an idiot and I ordered beef Lo mein

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beat your beef: beat your beef

beat your beef

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jen-iii: I got REALLY fun commission from a friend who guest starred in one of our party campaign sessions! He wanted a scene where his OC’S, Bran and Nona (siblings), meet Brutaak because during that session, Nona fell HARD for this chunk of 100% Beef and here’s how the scene went : jen-iii: I got REALLY fun commission from a friend who guest starred in one of our party campaign sessions! He wanted a scene where his OC’S, Bran and Nona (siblings), meet Brutaak because during that session, Nona fell HARD for this chunk of 100% Beef and here’s how the scene went

jen-iii: I got REALLY fun commission from a friend who guest starred in one of our party campaign sessions! He wanted a scene where hi...

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Man needs beef jerky ASAP: Man needs beef jerky ASAP

Man needs beef jerky ASAP

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We are one. We are beef.: We are one. We are beef.

We are one. We are beef.

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[oc] The best puns are the ones that hit you beef pho you know it.: [oc] The best puns are the ones that hit you beef pho you know it.

[oc] The best puns are the ones that hit you beef pho you know it.

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wh40kartwork: Miss April; Miss Catachan by Georgy Stacker I don’t usually criticize Art butWHERE IS THE FUCKING BEEF: wh40kartwork: Miss April; Miss Catachan by Georgy Stacker I don’t usually criticize Art butWHERE IS THE FUCKING BEEF

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🤯 beef steak. It’s what’s for dinner.: 🤯 beef steak. It’s what’s for dinner.

🤯 beef steak. It’s what’s for dinner.

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Dimmadome of the big mac and the big hat, Ichabod McCrane, McCrackhead and Chad of the triplelayer beef.: Dimmadome of the big mac and the big hat, Ichabod McCrane, McCrackhead and Chad of the triplelayer beef.

Dimmadome of the big mac and the big hat, Ichabod McCrane, McCrackhead and Chad of the triplelayer beef.

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Dimmadome of the big mac and the big hat, Ichabod McCrane, McCrackhead and Chad of the triplelayer beef. by Aslakbjoernbjoernsen MORE MEMES: Dimmadome of the big mac and the big hat, Ichabod McCrane, McCrackhead and Chad of the triplelayer beef. by Aslakbjoernbjoernsen MORE MEMES

Dimmadome of the big mac and the big hat, Ichabod McCrane, McCrackhead and Chad of the triplelayer beef. by Aslakbjoernbjoernsen MORE MEMES

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tolstoyevskywrites: Fellas??? We will get to admire Scorpia’s back??? (x) HOPE Y'ALL ARE MAKING YOUR SACRIFICES TO THE GODS OF BEEF TODAY: tolstoyevskywrites: Fellas??? We will get to admire Scorpia’s back??? (x) HOPE Y'ALL ARE MAKING YOUR SACRIFICES TO THE GODS OF BEEF TODAY

tolstoyevskywrites: Fellas??? We will get to admire Scorpia’s back??? (x) HOPE Y'ALL ARE MAKING YOUR SACRIFICES TO THE GODS OF BEEF TODAY

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rosswoodpark: j9: surfmanstevens420: j9: I’m glad Jack Links recognizes non-binary genders the signs arent even right holy fuck I can’t believe beef jerky single handedly destroyed gender : rosswoodpark: j9: surfmanstevens420: j9: I’m glad Jack Links recognizes non-binary genders the signs arent even right holy fuck I can’t believe beef jerky single handedly destroyed gender

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feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: 30-minute-memes: Imagine calling it a world war when only 2 countries have beef @randomnightlord Greatest questions of the admech W….what have toasters to do with World War 3? IdkI was referring to the meme not the daft caption Fair: feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: 30-minute-memes: Imagine calling it a world war when only 2 countries have beef @randomnightlord Greatest questions of the admech W….what have toasters to do with World War 3? IdkI was referring to the meme not the daft caption Fair

feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: 30-minute-memes: Imagine calling it a world war when only 2 countries have beef @rando...

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feniczoroark: 30-minute-memes: Imagine calling it a world war when only 2 countries have beef @randomnightlord Greatest questions of the admech W….what have toasters to do with World War 3?: feniczoroark: 30-minute-memes: Imagine calling it a world war when only 2 countries have beef @randomnightlord Greatest questions of the admech W….what have toasters to do with World War 3?

feniczoroark: 30-minute-memes: Imagine calling it a world war when only 2 countries have beef @randomnightlord Greatest questions of...

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Imagine calling it a world war when only 2 countries have beef: Imagine calling it a world war when only 2 countries have beef

Imagine calling it a world war when only 2 countries have beef

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Meirl: would y'all still eat this? ALIAN colos Beef SCOTCH FILLET STEAK My name was Chloe, I wanted to live! BEST BEFORE 09/11/17 TOTAL PRICE S $19.07 PRICE S/kg 33.00 Your 'Personal choice' killed me ! DON'T BUY ITI NET kg 0.578kg Coco @cocoaintshit i would look for one with my name on it like those coca-cola bottles Meirl

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TOUGHER TEST[OC]: LUNA HAD BEEN SEEN AS A FREAK FOR HER RARE GIFT FOR MAGIC SINCE CHILDHOOD IN THE VILLAGE AND LIVED A TOUGH LIFE. SHE WOULD FACE A TOUGHER TEST AFTER SHE BECAME THE MIND REAVER'S PUPIL. GET UP, LUNA! YOU WON'T GIVE UP LIKE THAT, WILL YOU? SORRY...MASTER...I-I... ..CAN'T BEAR IT ANYMORE. THANK YO.FOR TAKING SO MUCH CARE OF ME. "НННННО LUNA! NOOO00!! THE BREAKFAST WILL BE COLD IF YOU DON'T GET UP! IT'S BEEF BROTH. VOUR FAVORITE SORRY...MASTER, THE BED FEELS SO COMFORTABLE.. LUNA, WHO HAD ONLY SLEPT ON THE COLD FLOOR SINCE CHILDHOOD, WAS EXPERIENCING THE WONDERFULNESS AND AWFULNESS OF A WARM BED. @eddlai608 TOUGHER TEST[OC]

TOUGHER TEST[OC]

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Beef: Uncle Jemima @imsofantastique When I was a kid I thought there was beef in the hamburger helper box 9:11 AM · 09 Nov 19 · Twitter for Android

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Pure evil: I grounded my kid and this was his @alienwithnojob response. OאוS Light Nry Beef Rarley Vgetahle BU Satan 100 Pure evil

Pure evil

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Pure evil by natep296 MORE MEMES: I grounded my kid and this was his @alienwithnojob response. OאוS Light Nry Beef Rarley Vgetahle BU Satan 100 Pure evil by natep296 MORE MEMES

Pure evil by natep296 MORE MEMES

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gingersofficial: theyreoutofcontrol: cindehella: BEEF Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got Beef That I will be stopping by later to pet him Me after stopping by later to pet him : BEEF'S FIRST NIGHT HOME 04.28.2019 gingersofficial: theyreoutofcontrol: cindehella: BEEF Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got Beef That I will be stopping by later to pet him Me after stopping by later to pet him

gingersofficial: theyreoutofcontrol: cindehella: BEEF Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got Beef That I will be stopping by later to...

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Same: would y'all still eat it? Beef SCOTCH FILLET STEAK BEST MFORE 11/11/17 TOTALHICES $19.21 PRICK S/V 33.00 0.582kg coles ACNTRALIAN @jokezar Beef SCOTCH FILLET STEAK My name was Chloe, I wanted to live! BEST BEFORE 09/11/17 TOTAL PRICE S $19.07 PRICE S/kg 33.00 Your 'Personal choice' killed me ! DON'T BUY ITI NET kg 0.578kg connor @connorhannigan4 i would look for one with my name on it like those Coca-Cola bottles Same

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not-a-space-alien: scotchtapeofficial: bjorkington: r/zerocarb is my new favorite subreddit new trend: scurvy This is why you always talk to a doctor or a real actual science-based dietician before you try any sort of radical diet. Because if any of these people had been like “doc, what if I cut out carbs from my diet completely?” Any good counselor would have been like “hey ABSOLUTELY do not do that” : r/zerocarb А:/ u/NewLifeNow13-43d Hair loss I've been losing a noticeably amount of hair the past few weeks. Is it adaption? l've been doing zero carb for months now. 會 21 26 u Share r/zerocarb u/xMidianx.9d Worsening eyesight on ZC? Was 7 months strict keto, after that switched to ZC. Now being 3.5 months ZC and noticed for the last 2 weeks my distance vision getting worse, blurry Anyone experienced this in regards to ZC? No noticeable vision changes when I was on keto. I'm 31 years old 8 Share r/zerocarb u/my_user_account 24d . carnivore since 2017-02 Toothpaste: yes or no? My ZC diet is extremely clean. No spices whatsoever. Salt is down to a smidgen per meal I stopped using toothpaste about 6 weeks ago. I still brush, but water only. The results have been: no problems. Anyone else tried this? 1 19 17 Share r/zerocarb u/reddiru 39d My Gums Are Bleedi Ever since beginning zero carb I have had terribly sensitive gums. One stroke of the tooth brush is all it takes to make them bleed. I have been ZC for 3 months, and I have been eating liver, heart, ground beef, and marrow. Everything that I eat is raw. I don't mean to bring up the vitamin c discussion again, but the only thing that I found as a reason for bleeding gums is "vitamin c deficiency".. Any thoughts? 28 u Share not-a-space-alien: scotchtapeofficial: bjorkington: r/zerocarb is my new favorite subreddit new trend: scurvy This is why you always talk to a doctor or a real actual science-based dietician before you try any sort of radical diet. Because if any of these people had been like “doc, what if I cut out carbs from my diet completely?” Any good counselor would have been like “hey ABSOLUTELY do not do that”

not-a-space-alien: scotchtapeofficial: bjorkington: r/zerocarb is my new favorite subreddit new trend: scurvy This is why you always...

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Everybody knows him/her. Just never got beef with anyone and this really hit the spot for me ngl: That one friend who is cool with everyone. Everybody knows him/her. Just never got beef with anyone and this really hit the spot for me ngl

Everybody knows him/her. Just never got beef with anyone and this really hit the spot for me ngl

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it’s the way you tell ‘em…..: Pat Lenz @Pat_Lenz A lady just dropped a steak while I was at Aldi. I said whoops now it's ground beef. She didn't laugh or seem slightly amused but that's showbiz baby it’s the way you tell ‘em…..

it’s the way you tell ‘em…..

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* sad cow noises *: Messages l 8:02 PM 41% Ground Beef MOLL Vitty Just the normal things you see in Wal-Mart * sad cow noises *

* sad cow noises *

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* sad cow noises *: Messages l 8:02 PM 41% Ground Beef MOLL Vitty Just the normal things you see in Wal-Mart * sad cow noises *

* sad cow noises *

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This is not accurate because you need at least 17 more paragraphs outlining her rocky relationship with her parents and her unhappy marriage before we actually get into the recipe.: Official Ted Kaczynski VEVO @nachdermas when i was 22, my father, stumbling drunk and suicidal, fel and hit his head. he died instantly. that's when i realized, in the midst of my grief, how much i love beef stew. for this recipe, you'll need a slow cooker, 20:06 02 Dec 19 Twitter for iPhone This is not accurate because you need at least 17 more paragraphs outlining her rocky relationship with her parents and her unhappy marriage before we actually get into the recipe.

This is not accurate because you need at least 17 more paragraphs outlining her rocky relationship with her parents and her unhappy marri...

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meirl by You_Had_Me_At_TopKek MORE MEMES: Official Ted Kaczynski VEVO * @nachdermas when i was 22, my father, stumbling drunk and suicidal, fell and hit his head. he died instantly. that's when i realized, in the midst of my grief, how much i love beef stew. for this recipe, you'll need a slow cooker, meirl by You_Had_Me_At_TopKek MORE MEMES

meirl by You_Had_Me_At_TopKek MORE MEMES

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meirl: Official Ted Kaczynski VEVO * @nachdermas when i was 22, my father, stumbling drunk and suicidal, fell and hit his head. he died instantly. that's when i realized, in the midst of my grief, how much i love beef stew. for this recipe, you'll need a slow cooker, meirl

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This has been a commentary w̷͚͂̅̒ǭ̵̬́a̸͈̟͓̐̆̈́h̴̠̫̾ ̷͓͈̞̾̏͝I̵̪̎̆ ̷̗̐č̴͖͊͆ã̴͎̭͖ṉ̵̀̀ ̶̩͔̋̾m̵͉͎̒a̴̩̩̻͐̿k̶͔̮̼̃̕e̵̱̠̓ ̶̛̦̬̓͊m̶̺͐͂͋y̷̠͒͋ ̸̥̋t̴̥̆͝ḙ̴̕x̴̛͎̣̓̀t̶̲͘ ̴̫͓̄͝ͅf̸̣̻̿u̸͚͒̾̋n̶̢̦̦͐̒k̶̘̊͌́y̸̢̅̈͠ ̵͍̂̈́͠t̶̨͖̼͆o̴̢̓ò̷͔: boy howdy you better look at this seemingly BEWARE mundane object with innocent name like an STEVEN maybe he verbs some nouns like CONSUMES THE BEEF you think his intentions are pure? WRONG, BUCKAROO he's evil and he sets fires and you should run away as fast as you can now laugh, you rodent this is a watermark for my shitty meme accounts Ofleshman_tm lulraging_elephant This has been a commentary w̷͚͂̅̒ǭ̵̬́a̸͈̟͓̐̆̈́h̴̠̫̾ ̷͓͈̞̾̏͝I̵̪̎̆ ̷̗̐č̴͖͊͆ã̴͎̭͖ṉ̵̀̀ ̶̩͔̋̾m̵͉͎̒a̴̩̩̻͐̿k̶͔̮̼̃̕e̵̱̠̓ ̶̛̦̬̓͊m̶̺͐͂͋y̷̠͒͋ ̸̥̋t̴̥̆͝ḙ̴̕x̴̛͎̣̓̀t̶̲͘ ̴̫͓̄͝ͅf̸̣̻̿u̸͚͒̾̋n̶̢̦̦͐̒k̶̘̊͌́y̸̢̅̈͠ ̵͍̂̈́͠t̶̨͖̼͆o̴̢̓ò̷͔

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Beef: Official Ted Kaczynski VEVO @nachdermas when i was 22, my father, stumbling drunk and suicidal, fel and hit his head. he died instantly. that's when i realized, in the midst of my grief, how much i love beef stew. for this recipe, you'll need a slow cooker, 20:06 02 Dec 19 Twitter for iPhone

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trashy-blaze: Local Twink feels intimidated (and more) by his two Beef Cake Friends: 0. RASHY trashy-blaze: Local Twink feels intimidated (and more) by his two Beef Cake Friends

trashy-blaze: Local Twink feels intimidated (and more) by his two Beef Cake Friends

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What a cute couple.: 19 miles away active 43 minutes ago JD, 27 About JD I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. Lilac, 27 49 miles away I am your ideal woman: 6"8, 250 lbs of pure muscle. ONLY eat beef, will bear a child sure to lead nations (will be roughly the size of a viking), cannot read and DO NOT want to learn. I own 19 dirt bikes and they all have flames on the side. Inventor of what is commonly known as aggravated assault. Looking for a VERY compact man to ride my shoulders so I look cool. What a cute couple.

What a cute couple.

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SDFGHJVCGXFDSTYDTUFIGBHJVCD: Official Ted Kaczynski VEVO @nachdermas when i was 22, my father, stumbling drunk and suicidal, fel and hit his head. he died instantly. that's when i realized, in the midst of my grief, how much i love beef stew. for this recipe, you'll need a slow cooker, 20:06 02 Dec 19 Twitter for iPhone SDFGHJVCGXFDSTYDTUFIGBHJVCD

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Well, shoulder riding sounds cool.: Lilac, 27 O 49 miles away I am your ideal woman: 6"8, 250 lbs of pure muscle. ONLY eat beef, will bear a child sure to lead nations (will be roughly the size of a viking), cannot read and DO NOT want to learn. I own 19 dirt bikes and they all have flames on the side. Inventor of what is commonly known as aggravated assault. Looking for a VERY compact man to ride my shoulders so I look cool. My Anthem TOто Africa 6 TOTO SHARE LILAC'S PROLE AT Well, shoulder riding sounds cool.

Well, shoulder riding sounds cool.

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.: Went out for a chinese meal with my family last night. At the end of the night I was looking through the bill and found this. It's worth mentioning at this point that I told the staff I have a severe seafood allergy. 1/2 19.50 ck Thai hi ck c'nut 7.90 Chi ck SS Crispy Chill 8.50 7.50 7.90 Beef 2 Rice Special 9.40 но HO FUCKING SO HRIMP ORHE D IE Choc Pan 10.00 arocketumbler NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE idealfry This is what I'd call a responsible restaurant service. Well done. .

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saxogramm: that kagome’s a nice girl and a dedicated athlete, but she’s got that weird smelly boyfriend with the hair who naps barefoot in the locker room during practice so who knows what her deal is: MAY BEEF saxogramm: that kagome’s a nice girl and a dedicated athlete, but she’s got that weird smelly boyfriend with the hair who naps barefoot in the locker room during practice so who knows what her deal is

saxogramm: that kagome’s a nice girl and a dedicated athlete, but she’s got that weird smelly boyfriend with the hair who naps barefoot i...

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revolver-d: All BEEF, no regrets: REVOLVERD revolver-d: All BEEF, no regrets

revolver-d: All BEEF, no regrets

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Beef: Mr Wray @dbcxptures 11h There is no way on this planet that you used mortgage to say homage. Barbie Bitxh Update @Ba... -20h One of the few female rappers that actually paid mortgage to Nicki and not being a hypocrite. I hope her and Nicki never beef Show this thread L27.6K 364 103K Show this thread

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awesomage: Portion Control Weight Loss Diet Divided Plate: FAT FUCKER FAT FAT FUCKER PROTEIN... SUCKING ON A PORK SWORD OR LICKING BEEF CURTAINS DOESNT COUNT, YOU HORNY COCKWOMBLE FAT FUCKER CARB SECTION DON'T OVER FILL IT YOU FAT FUCKER FILL WITH A SHIT LOAD OF FRUIT&VEG IF YOU'RE SICK TO FUCK OF BEING A FAT BASTARD. AND NO, THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE POTATOES GREEDY FUCKER FUCKER FAT FUCKER FAT FUCA FUCKER FAT awesomage: Portion Control Weight Loss Diet Divided Plate

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: Category:Thoroughbred racehorses From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia . Вее Bее Bee Exhibitionnist Exotic Dancer (horse) Beef or Salmon Mister Frisky In Lingerie Scat Daddy Snurge Regret (horse) inrealityadream Who the fuck names horses

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Beef: would y'all still eat it? Beef SCOTCH FILLET STEAK EST EORE 11/11/17 TOTAL PRICES $19.21 PRICE 5/ 33.00 ET 0.582kg cole @jokezar Beef SCOTCH FILLET STEAK My name was Chloe, I wanted to live! BEST BEFORE 09/11/17 TOTAL PRICE $19.07 PRICE S/k 33.00 Your 'Personal choice' killed me! DON'T BUY IT NET k 0.578kg connor @connorhannigan4 i would look for one with my name on it like those Coca-Cola bottles

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This gave me a good laugh: Victor 27 Nudist Colony Mayor 9 miles away Ladies I am your ideal man. Ten feet tall, two freeway lanes wide, 85Olbs of pure muscle. ONLY eat beef and shave exclusively with a lawnmower blade. Will sire a child that leads nations. Cannot read and do NOT want to learn. Inventor of what is commonly known as aggravated assault. Seeking compact woman to sit on my shoulders and ride me into battle. This gave me a good laugh

This gave me a good laugh

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It was a delicacy: Uncle Jemima @imsofantastique When I was a kid I thought there was beef in the hamburger helper box 9:11 AM 09 Nov 19 Twitter for Android It was a delicacy

It was a delicacy

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Cassius Winston's IG tribute to his younger brother Zachary, who passed away Saturday night. https://t.co/QK77RlGIGT: cassiuswinston5 Ima put this on here cause I need you to read it, and I feel like this the best way for it to get to you. I love you bro, w everything I have in my entire body. I love you so much, if I could carry yo pain I would wear it on my shoulders just to see you happy and wouldn't think twice. I understand it was to much, I understand I really do and yo story won't end here. I can promise you that, the next time I run into someone in your situation ima save them, cause that's wha you would want me to do. I wish it was a term that goes deeper then brother, cause that's what's you are to me, 1/3 of my heart. And I'm struggling because there is nothing that can replace that Smoothie. I need you, I miss you. But I'm so proud of you, bro you fought every demon w everything you had in you. You went to war w yourself every single day not knowing if you could win that battle. And you won time after time. You stood tall and you let your family love you, you gave me everything I asked for, just one day you didn't have enough strength. And that's ok man, that's really ok, ppl can't go through wha you went through, you are the strongest, wisest, kindest, most caring person. The best brother/ gang member I could ever ask for. And I wouldn't replace you or change any single thing about you. Not one. I don't like doing these cause I feel like they for show, but I need to you to read this Smoothie and I need you to know, that I love you and I care for you. And the only reason I can sit here and still stand is because I know you not in no more pain. The only reason I'm still standing. After that bro we really got beef, and when I see you again I'm beating yo ass. Cause it's no way you got me out here trying to adjust to life w out you bro. This shit so deep bro we suppose to see all this out together. But we'll have that convo the next timeI see you Smoothie Bean. Rest up my baby and keep watching over us, save me a seat. And when it's all said and done ima have so much to tell you. You gone already know but ima tell you anyway. Love you Gang member ending, it's ok tho enjoy it up there. Ima see you soon enough #LuvSmoothie' wish your story coulda had a diff ORIS SALES EVENT aEANT Homes ALBION BASKETBALL IOVALBION TBA BASKETBALL AL Cassius Winston's IG tribute to his younger brother Zachary, who passed away Saturday night. https://t.co/QK77RlGIGT

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It was a delicacy: Uncle Jemima @imsofantastique When I was a kid I thought there was beef in the hamburger helper box 9:11 AM 09 Nov 19 Twitter for Android It was a delicacy

It was a delicacy

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It was a delicacy by Paulliacci MORE MEMES: Uncle Jemima @imsofantastique When I was a kid I thought there was beef in the hamburger helper box 9:11 AM 09 Nov 19 Twitter for Android It was a delicacy by Paulliacci MORE MEMES

It was a delicacy by Paulliacci MORE MEMES

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theghostofallexander: zodiacbaby: prominent-nipple: oh my gOD LMFAOOLL WHAAATT oh my god : Paris Hilton KA PA D.O.B. 1981-02-17 Soclalite Actor TV Personality MEAN 33% OK 10% NICE 67% Best known for: The Simple Life Hilton sex tape Paris Hilton's My New BFF SHARE YOUR STORY Stories Random Things My Step Sister Told Me Some random things told to me by my step sister who used to work for Paris: Paris has a room full of vintage radios from ww2 aircraft and the like. She restores them. There is always a smell of burning coming from the room. Nobody is allowed in. She has a telescope on a platform. My sister was often required to climb onto the roof with beef sandwiches and a flask of tea as Paris was up there looking at the sky. She also has 100's of notebooks full of numbers which somehow relate to what she sees through the telescope Behind closed doors Paris only wears pajamas which she gets delivered from the British store Marks and Spencers She doesn't come across as dim like she does when the cameras are around. She's very quiet. She bought my sister a playstation and some reindeer socks for Christmas Saved Me In Germany And Towed Me To A Garage My car broke down on an autobahn in Germany. Managed to coast to sort of layby thing with a burger van and toilets in it. I was in a bad state because I can't speak any German, my phone had no credit and I didn't have my breakdown details with me so I had no idea what to do. I unsuccessfully asked the guy in the burger van for help and he apparently didn't speak English so rather pathetically I started to cry. Then this big old American guy appeared and offered me a cup of tea in his motor home (it wasn't proper tea but that's besides the point). In the van was another guy and friggin Paris Hilton! I kid ye not. She was sweet and made me a sandwich and gave me a hug then proceeded to talk to me for 30mins about some old radio bits she'd bought in some show in Freidrichshafen. I didn't understand most of it. She said that when she wasn't working she liked to drive about Europe going to radio and air shows as if she put a hat on nobody ever recognised her. Then they towed me to a garage at about 40km per hour (scarey stuff on the autobahn). Oh yeah and she sat in my car and asked if it was ok before she smoked. theghostofallexander: zodiacbaby: prominent-nipple: oh my gOD LMFAOOLL WHAAATT oh my god

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