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Slow Motion, Tumblr, and Blog: unrar:Crystalline internal nebula Rocks growing slow motion I conquer claustrophobia and demand the light

unrar:Crystalline internal nebula Rocks growing slow motion I conquer claustrophobia and demand the light

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Alive, Bitch, and Chill: YOU MATCHED WITH ON 24/10/18 Important question: when you do finger guns, do you stick up both pointer and middle finger or just pointer? Wed, 24 Oct, 8:20 am Both? Haha Wed, 24 Oct, 9:25 pm What about sounds? What do you do when you shoot? Pew pew? Haha Say we had a duel and I whipped out both hands, would that be too far? Hmm...you better be prepared for when i wip out two hands pew pew sounds* "I dodgeroll to the nearest table flipping it in one swift motion for cover * flips table in slow motion puts finger guns to head* Are you feelin lucky...punk? sweat beads down my forehead* Ok, ok, you got me "you feel a finger poke the back of your head* You hear a somewhat familiar Boston accent say "Do you?" You turn around and to your surprise you see Danny Devito standing behind you. He's on my side gulp *slowly lowers fingers guns Chill..violence is NOT the answer, okay?. jumps up and shoots Danny in the shoulder* *you feel a finger gun on your back, you slowly turn to see Clint Eastwood behind you *the cold finger on my back sends a shiver down my spine* "He starts whistling This is the End by The Doors, great song. "This is how I wish to go out"I say calmly, accepting my fate Are you are fucking writer? And then boom I open my eyes to see that I am still alive and well. Not Clint However I look at you in shock as you lower your finger gun. Clint collapses to the ground "You're welcome" you say I wish Imao " wait, why did i shoot him?.."i ask, very confused... "You fall to the ground, you're about to faint I rush over to you to catch you Succeeding You go cold then all of a sudden a shadow rushes over you Danny Devito's possession got it's revenge* We both wave the white flag and go grab a couple of drinks laughing about what just took place " cheers", i say, holding my basic white bitch drink over to yours (vodka soda) The first conversation between myself and my (now) girlfriend
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Fucking, Roger, and Scream: quasikool: busilisk: emjaidi: amphibizzy: this video is cursed that fucking furby had fear in its eyes. he trusted you he opens his mouth to scream but theres nothing left of him Everything about this video is magnificent. -the thick Finnish accented host of the video calls it a “FUUURB” -the Furby falls “asleep” moments before being placed in the hydraulic press -as it’s being crushed, the Furby’s eyes and eyelids twitch ever so slightly enough to give the appearance that the Furby is feeling every ounce of pain it’s experiencing -the Furby’s beak is dislodged from its face and opens up before the hydraulic press finishes the job -right when the Furby is crushed a black ooze seeps from its insides and drips on the floor -all the while an unidentified woman in the background is cackling at the sight of the poor bastard meeting its doom -we also get two gratuitous slow motion replays of the homicide, one of which has a bombastic, orchestral piece play over the footage -the host holds up the flattened pancake remains of the Furby, which would have not looked out of place as a practical effect in the 1988 Robert Zemeckis film “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” -also some Legos get crushed but it doesn’t hold a candle to everything that happened to that damn Furby, it really doesn’t This is some quality shit right here Also please watch this with the subtitles on. They gave the furby dialogue. “It is extremely Dangerous and Evil Being.”
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