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"How are those eggs, human? Delicious eh? Oh very delicious, eh? Heh. Nice. U not gon share them tho, are u. U just gon enjoy that delicious ass meal while I dwell in this under-dining-table purgatory watching that egg yolk dribble down the side of yo mouth and then u gon feed me some overprice organic doggie food that ain't een 1-10th as delicious. K. I see u. Well see the problem is, I be acting like a dog too much. Greet u enthusiastically at the door. Wag my tail. Boop snoots, all that floofy shit that u humans like. But see I could be a cat, too. I could be hella uninterested in u. Ignore TF out of u just like the cat. Just icey cold den a MF. That's what u what? It MUST be what chu want, witchoe non-sharing ass. Go head then. GO HEAD. From now on, meow, BIH. MEOW. AF." 😂😂😂: u/chili_and_sesame 7d i.redd.it The downside to having a glass dining table irt "How are those eggs, human? Delicious eh? Oh very delicious, eh? Heh. Nice. U not gon share them tho, are u. U just gon enjoy that delicious ass meal while I dwell in this under-dining-table purgatory watching that egg yolk dribble down the side of yo mouth and then u gon feed me some overprice organic doggie food that ain't een 1-10th as delicious. K. I see u. Well see the problem is, I be acting like a dog too much. Greet u enthusiastically at the door. Wag my tail. Boop snoots, all that floofy shit that u humans like. But see I could be a cat, too. I could be hella uninterested in u. Ignore TF out of u just like the cat. Just icey cold den a MF. That's what u what? It MUST be what chu want, witchoe non-sharing ass. Go head then. GO HEAD. From now on, meow, BIH. MEOW. AF." 😂😂😂
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Now a lot of my friends are moving up from taking VP roles to executive roles at companies. CFO. U feel me? COO. Etc etc. Or if the company is huge, CEO of a particular division. Now when my homies use to take jobs, they would say "I landed a new gig". Now they say it different. "I got my deal done" or " I cut my deal." NOTE THE DIFFERENCE. "I landed a gig" = "a company was kind enough to hire me." Whereas: "I cut my deal" = "a company reached out to me trying to fuck around so I had to let them know that the salary, bonus and stock grant was measly as FUCK then when I hit them over the head a few times, the price went up and I secured the bag." See that? "I cut my deal" means "I showed them what I was worth and they agreed so we reached an agreement." Learn from this. Never accept less than what u deserve UNLESS you're starting out. If u coming in as a entry level finance person at a company u won't have much wiggle room. But after 10-12 years of grinding, now YOU the valuable one. U feel me? U worked hard, yes - but they trained u AND they paid u while they did it because that's the beauty of capitalism. And what's more beautiful is now u can clean up and update your LinkedIn and see what else the world has to offer. NEVER SELL YOURSELF SHORT. KNOW WHAT YOU BRING TO THE TABLE. CUT YOUR DEAL. SECURE THE BAG. Ya get me? Money isn't everything but ISSA LOT OF THINGS bc it allow u to live right, travel, save, treat your friends, buy yo mama a lil Tiffany bracelet that would have been half price from Moshe the jeweler who got a lil storefront next door to the falafel shop but U wanna surprise mama with that pastel blue lil "Tiffany" box and not that nondescript lil bag that Moshe give out lol u feel me? Levels. We all just tryina level up. May God bless all of u in ALL your endeavors. It's a hard grind but hopefully the reward is sweet. Bless up 😍❤️: EVERYONE LOOK AT MY DOG AND NEIGHBOR DOGS BOOPING NOSES 3 Now a lot of my friends are moving up from taking VP roles to executive roles at companies. CFO. U feel me? COO. Etc etc. Or if the company is huge, CEO of a particular division. Now when my homies use to take jobs, they would say "I landed a new gig". Now they say it different. "I got my deal done" or " I cut my deal." NOTE THE DIFFERENCE. "I landed a gig" = "a company was kind enough to hire me." Whereas: "I cut my deal" = "a company reached out to me trying to fuck around so I had to let them know that the salary, bonus and stock grant was measly as FUCK then when I hit them over the head a few times, the price went up and I secured the bag." See that? "I cut my deal" means "I showed them what I was worth and they agreed so we reached an agreement." Learn from this. Never accept less than what u deserve UNLESS you're starting out. If u coming in as a entry level finance person at a company u won't have much wiggle room. But after 10-12 years of grinding, now YOU the valuable one. U feel me? U worked hard, yes - but they trained u AND they paid u while they did it because that's the beauty of capitalism. And what's more beautiful is now u can clean up and update your LinkedIn and see what else the world has to offer. NEVER SELL YOURSELF SHORT. KNOW WHAT YOU BRING TO THE TABLE. CUT YOUR DEAL. SECURE THE BAG. Ya get me? Money isn't everything but ISSA LOT OF THINGS bc it allow u to live right, travel, save, treat your friends, buy yo mama a lil Tiffany bracelet that would have been half price from Moshe the jeweler who got a lil storefront next door to the falafel shop but U wanna surprise mama with that pastel blue lil "Tiffany" box and not that nondescript lil bag that Moshe give out lol u feel me? Levels. We all just tryina level up. May God bless all of u in ALL your endeavors. It's a hard grind but hopefully the reward is sweet. Bless up 😍❤️
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