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ao3tagoftheday: ao3tagoftheday: ao3tagoftheday: The AO3 Tag of the Day is: I appreciate your dedication to duty Well, apparently we all want to know about bat cunnilingus, so here you go, you complete fucking perverts:A species of bat (known because of reasons as the Indian flying fox) has been observed (by researchers even more perverted than y'all) to engage in cunnilingus both before and after penetrative sex. The cunnilingus before sex usually lasts about 50 seconds, while the penetrative sex lasts only about 15 seconds. Crucially, the penetrative sex lasts longer on average when the preceding cunnilingus lasted longer. In other words, eating out your partner will get you a better fuck. Who would have thought…(Here’s the journal article reporting all this and much more, in case you for some reason need more information.)Anyway, go have fun having sex with bats or something. I’m going to bed. For those once again requesting information about bat sex, here you go. Remember to eat out your vulva/vagina owning partners, if they’re into it. Even the bats know you get better sex if you do!: i literally researched bat sex for this fic, help me, it cannot be unseen, i swear to god im not a furry ao3tagoftheday: ao3tagoftheday: ao3tagoftheday: The AO3 Tag of the Day is: I appreciate your dedication to duty Well, apparently we all want to know about bat cunnilingus, so here you go, you complete fucking perverts:A species of bat (known because of reasons as the Indian flying fox) has been observed (by researchers even more perverted than y'all) to engage in cunnilingus both before and after penetrative sex. The cunnilingus before sex usually lasts about 50 seconds, while the penetrative sex lasts only about 15 seconds. Crucially, the penetrative sex lasts longer on average when the preceding cunnilingus lasted longer. In other words, eating out your partner will get you a better fuck. Who would have thought…(Here’s the journal article reporting all this and much more, in case you for some reason need more information.)Anyway, go have fun having sex with bats or something. I’m going to bed. For those once again requesting information about bat sex, here you go. Remember to eat out your vulva/vagina owning partners, if they’re into it. Even the bats know you get better sex if you do!
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bats: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. BATMAN INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses his batcomputer He's sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan BATMAN This is now a safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham ALFRED Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWO-FACE enter the cave Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney BATMAN No! It is Two-Face and One-Face. a bat They hate me for being Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heads up which means Two-Face goes home BATMAN (CONT'D) It is just you and I, the Joker. Bat versus clown. Moral enemies THE JOKER I am such a freak. Society is bad You drink water, I drink anarchy ΒΑTMAΝ I drink bats just like a bat would! Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clOwnly power THE JOKER I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't BATMAN Alfred, give birth to Robin Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman THE JOKER Happy batday, Birthman Batman opens the present since he's a good guy. It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke
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meirl: Thread Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. BATHAN INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses hia batcomputer. He'e sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan BATMAN This is now a safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham ALFRED Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne. An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWo-FACE enter the cave Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney. BATMAN No! It is Two-Face and One-Face They hate me for being a bat Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heade up which mean8 Two-Face goes home. BATMAN (CONT 'D) It is just you and I, the Joker Bat versus clown. Moral enemies THE JOKER I am such a freak. Society is bad You drink water, I drink anarchy BATMAN I drink bats just like a bat would! Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clownly power. THE JOKER I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't BATMAN Alfred, give birth to Robin Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman THE JOKER Happy batday, Birthman Batman opens the present since he's a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke. good guy. It contains a meirl

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I actually dont see a problem with any of the blasters via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2YAWXW0: Zedtown ZEDICW 1 hr Tickets are sold out! Just a couple of important points to remember about your Blasters 1) Blasters have to be brightly coloured 2) Blasters have to have an orange tip And that's about all the rules! Just keep it safe, fair and fun. Cheers! Like Comment hey is my blaster ok? Like Reply 30 mins Zedtown Pretty cool, but it needs to be brightly coloured and have an orange tip Like Reply 30 mins hey waht about minee? Like Reply 29 mins Zedtown Again, cool-but needs to follow the rules listed above. Like Reply 29 mins can i use this? POWER FUTE Like Reply 27 mins Zedtown No bats- game of tag! someone would definitely get hurt. It's a Like Reply 27 mins is this mod ok? Like Reply- 14 mins Zedtown Youve just taped a bread knife to a blaster Lose the knife then itil be fine Like Reply 14 mins how about now? Like Reply 24 mins Zedtown Nowyou've just taped the bread knife to a cheese grater Like Reply 14 mins so.. .?? Like Reply 14 mins Zedtown No, Like Reply 14 mins is this blaster ok? Like Reply 27 mins Zedtown Is that an actual fame thrower? Dude. No Like Reply how bout my blaster? Like Reply 20 mins Zedtown Thats not a blaster. Thats a chicken Like Reply 20 mins yes? Like Reply 20 mins wZedtown No. Like Reply Just now I actually dont see a problem with any of the blasters via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2YAWXW0

I actually dont see a problem with any of the blasters via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2YAWXW0

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twodotsknowwhy: kanayavstheforcesofcapitalism: markrial: arizonaconservativegal: Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time, straight out of 2014 I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great No guys, he meant actual vampires. Like real, fanged undead vampires. Because Joe Hart was running unopposed and Ian Kobe was a write in candidate running as a joke : "Why can't I play in the abandoned copper mine, Mommy?" BECAUSE JOE HART DIDN'T CLEAR OUT THE VAMPIRE DENS. MINE INSPECTOR WRITE-IN CANDIDATE twodotsknowwhy: kanayavstheforcesofcapitalism: markrial: arizonaconservativegal: Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time, straight out of 2014 I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great No guys, he meant actual vampires. Like real, fanged undead vampires. Because Joe Hart was running unopposed and Ian Kobe was a write in candidate running as a joke

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