Birthday, Comfortable, and Confidence: reddit-tales
What has been your worst
"nice guy" experience?
So, possibly one of the coolest things I've
ever seen. I mean you know how you hear the
"women want him, men want to *be* him"
stuff in old movies? Well I'm a man and by
*god* I wanted to be this guy. Anyway!
I'm having dinner with my girlfriend at
the time, and behind us are a couple on a
not going well. Guy was being
inappropriate comments, the girl doesn't
look at all comfortable.
The girl finishes her appetiser really quickly
my guess is she wanted to get it over with.
Guy proceeds to comment on it and says
"well, least I know you can swallow right?"
Girl goes red and tells him that isn't
appropriate, he literally waves his hand in
a "shoo" type motion and says "oh calm
down I was going to find out in a few hours
I missed her exact re
as she moved to a
hushed tone, but it was fairly obvious what
was being said-fuck no, fuck off, fuck this.
He responded with "sweetheart I picked
colour in her face and said nothing.
No. No. Fuck no. I'm one of those "get
involved" type of people and there is no way
I'm sitting here watching this go down. I get
up. I don't know what I'm going to do, but
I'm 23, fighting fit and happy to put that
motherfucker through a wall. I may have had
a slight temper in my youth. But anyway.
I was halfway out of my chair when a hand
came down on my shoulder and I look up
to this mid-50s but super fit guy who says
"Easy. I've got this one son". Absolute, total
confidence in his voice.. so seeing as my
current plan amounted to "stab him in the
neck" and I'm already thinking maybe that's
not the best idea, I sit down.
He walks over, grabs a nearby chair, flips it
around and sits down with the couple. Then..
he pulls out his police ID and puts it on the
table. Now the guy doesn't have any colour in
Cop: "So, I'm quietly celebrating my
daughters birthday with my family when I
distinctly hear you threaten this young lady,
would you care to explain yourself?"
Guy: "I, ah, well, um, you see.
Cop: "That's what I thought. Now see, we
take a *very* dim view of that kind of thing,
so right now I'm deciding if I want to have
some of my buddies come pick you up"
Guy: "oh no well that..."
Cop: "But that would disrupt everyone's
dinner, so how about you hand me your ID,
me, the dn't want yhe staff here and
settle your bill., the full bill now, this young
lady shouldn't go hungry on account of your
poor behaviour. Or we can go with the first
option, I'll leave it up to you.
Guy: "No no! That's perfectly fine!" 1*hands
over ID, gets up and walks very quickly in the
direction of the counter
Cop: while writing down the guys details
1* "Sorry about that miss, I hope I'm not
intruding it just seemed like you could use
some help. Oh and don't worry, if you want
to pursue this further I'll have some of the
boys pick him up on his way home, we can
definitely take this further.
Girl: "No, thank you so much, I wanted to run
out 30 minutes ago but he drove me here".
Cop: *shifts from hardarse cop to
comforting father figure in about half a
second* "Well I'm here with my daughter,
she's about your age, perhaps you'd like to
finish your meal with us? We can run you
home afterwards if you'd like, unless you'd
prefer to call someone else?"
Girl: "Oh.. that would be really nice.. thankyou
*guy returns, so does the hardarse cop*
Guy: "Uh so, I've paid the bill, if I could have
Cop: "There you go. now I have your details
right here so I *highly* recommend you
don't go near or contact this young lady ever
Guy: "Yes yes of course, I'm so sorry!"
The quy pretty much fled the restaurant, the
qirl went and sat with the cop and his family
and by the time we left they were still sitting
around talking and laughing about random
It was hands down the best way I have ever
seen anybody handle any situation, ever. That
cop is my hero.
Dude. I hope that man has a great rest of his
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