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Being Alone, Ass, and Bad: PLAYBOY: There's no part of you that would want to play Donald Trump? SHANNON: No PLAYBOY: Just to get inside his head? You talked about being fascinated with bad men who are suffering. SHANNON: How do you mean? How is he suffering? PLAYBOY: You don't think Trump struggles with demons? SHANNON: He's having a blast! Are you fucking kidding me? That guy is having so much fun PLAYBOY: And there's no self-doubt or fear? SHANNON: He's having the time of his fucking life. He doesn't even have to work. All the hard work that most peo ple have to do to get to be president of the United States, he just skipped all that. The fucking guy doesn't even know what's in the Constitution. He doesn't have any grasp of history or politics or law or anything. He's just blindfolded, throwing darts at the side of a bus. PLAYBOY: So Trump is where your capacity for empathy ends? SHANNON: What is there to be empa thetic toward? PLAYBOY: What do you thinkis going through his head at four A.M. as he's lying in bed and staring at the ceiling? SHANNON: He's probably thinking, I want some fucking pussy. I don't know. I'm not going to remotely contemplate the notion that Trump is capable of deep reflection. PLAYBOY: In any form? SHANNON: In any form! It doesn't hap pen. Fuck that guy. When he's alone with his thoughts, he's not capable of anything more complex than "I want some pussy and a cheese burger. Maybe my wife will blow me ifI tell her she's pretty." thefingerfuckingfemalefury: awed-frog: norcross: lothornberry: Michael Shannon is the realest and I love his weird ass with my whole heart I canโ€™t believe the interviewer kept asking, as though they couldnโ€™t believe it. Trump doesnโ€™t struggle with demons HE IS A DEMON
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Abc, Ass, and Barber: He must have said some real dumb shit to necked so mf hard it ended up on ABC 13 ABC13 Houston @abc13houstor Elementary school sends warning about "necking" game abc13.co/2PmzaB3 This next generation is sooooooo soft. First of all it ainโ€™t even called necking. Thatโ€™s when your dick getting swallowed by a real one and the head of your dick smacking her voice box. You ainโ€™t no real nigga if you ainโ€™t have your neck pimp slapped. Coming to school after getting a hair cut was the worse. The pain from this use to be unbearable. It wasnโ€™t even the pain that use to catch me, it was just that niggas had no moderation or chill when they did this. You could be chugging some chocolate milk and unexpectedly here comes Malik heavy handed ass. End up coughing up a lung. This why everybody got that damn 2k haircut fade. we not tryna go back to those days. And donโ€™t even start me when your birthday come around. We use to get jumped for our birthday. Birthday punches use to cause fights. You know kids in the hood got pinned up aggression. You think itโ€™s your homie giving you a homie punch? Nah nigga just mad all his fruit roll ups is gone, thereโ€™s some extra behind that hit. Plus stop donโ€™t mean stop that mean man up pussy. I got hit in my back so hard one time homie played Jenga with my spine. Whole back collapsed and I walk like a Dead Space boss villain. When that alcohol hit my neck in the barber chair it burn like usher. Neck sizzling like a benihana grill.
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Arguing, Ass, and Bitch: CTRL @prodbyCTRL "I'm on my period nooo0 First of all, I eat my steak medium rare. Lay ya ass down Never trust a chick who says she doesnโ€™t give head unless you do it first. its a TRAP. i repeat with a capital T R A P, TRAP. The first time i ate pussy i was high as fuck. PUSSY HAS Tremendous power. It can make a Rich man poor, a honest man a liar, turn a homie into a bitch nigga. Pussy can change the atmosphere of a room and makes the world go around, donโ€™t argue me. Pussy can taste like sugar, spice and everything nice or it can taste like sour eggs and spoiled turkey theres no in between. Pussy is probably the cutest and ugliest thing on the planet. it can look like a cute little pokemon cave that you would want to explore or like the face of a deadspace monster. It comes in all shapes and sizes. I had this one girl ready for me to eat her Pussy like a chinese buffet. It was my first time and i was shy. Its nasty to put your mouth on someones private parts where Iโ€™m from. I gave it a yolo. I swore the pussy looked at me and moved. It squirmed like it had some shit to say. All my regret started to come to my head and i wanted to back out but i was just thinking of the suculent head i will received after I complete the task at hand. Im face to face with the pussy at this point I tried peaking inside but it was too dark and i aint wanna fog up my glasses. I slowly go for a kissโ€ฆ The pussy bites my whole face off. I felt like i was in a scary movie scene. It wouldnโ€™t let go. I tried tapping out when i heard shorty let out a evil diabolical laugh. Bitches canโ€™t be trusted. I needed help and it wasnโ€™t no where in sight. i was beginning to see the light at the end of the tunnel. I Crip walked to the light and right before i touched it my head was spit out. I flew across the room with very minimal signs of life. I looked like one of Cells victims after he spits them out. I look up barely gasping for AIr. A smile creeps on my face as i anticipate my turn for the mean succc. โ€œ My turnโ€ i begin unbuckling my pants when the pussy lets out a mean roar of โ€œNooooโ€. Her pussy wings expanded out and she flapped out of the window. I never seen this girl again. She left her purse. I ordered pizza with her money. Bitch played her self. Never trust these hoes.
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Animals, Aww, and Birthday: "VIEWER DISCRETION* IF U DONT LIKE SEEIN BLOOD,DEAD ANIMALS,DONT SWIPE TTStorytime - Today is a real niggas birthday. I was feeling good too. Kendrick album dropped, Joey album dropped, and my butthole wasn't sore when I woke up. I came out of my room and my Mom greeted me. "Suprise!" She handed me a small box. "What is it?" "Open it and find out." I took it back to my room and cut it open. I tore away the plastic and packaging peanuts. Is that... Is that a.... Pocket pussy? I turn around and my Mom is smiling at me. "You like it?" "Mom why'd you get me this... thing?" "Well obviously you don't get any pussy so I thought I'd help you out sweetie." "What?" "It's even modeled after me." "YOU WHAT?" "Quit your whining you came out if it anyway. Even stretched me a couple inches." I stood there in horror. Not only was it a pocket pussy, it was modeled after my Mom. "Well, I'll leave you to it." She winked at me and shut the door. I looked down and stared at the sex toy. Should I throw it away? Burn it? Give it away? 'Use it.' I startled myself. My brain actually considered using it. 'It's a gift from your Mom, Terome. Use it.' No way. 'You will regret.' I doubt it. Just then my Mom came in the room. "What's wrong sweetie? You haven't even touched it." "Mom I'm not comfortable with this." "Really? Maybe I should help you..." She began to undress infront of me. She pushed me on to the bed and sat on me. - "Wow what happened next Dad?" "That's enough for today Billy. It's time for bed." "Aww mannnn!" "I'll tell you tomorrow, goodnight brother." "Goodnight Dad."
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Butt, Jimmy Choo, and Oh My God: Be careful who you call ugly in middle school 00 Oh my God ๐Ÿ˜ฑBaby ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ you done took this shit to the nother motherfuckin' level ๐Ÿ’ฏโ—๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸพNow a neighborhood nigga ๐Ÿš๐Ÿกlike me ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚ ain't supposed to be gettin' no pussy like this ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜œGoddamn, Goddamn! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑWho taught you how to get sexy for a nigga? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿพ(๐Ÿป๐ŸŒŠYeezy๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿป taught me) You never use to talk dirty, ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ—ฃ but now you you goddamn disgusting ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿค’My, my God ๐Ÿ˜ฑ where'd you learn ๐Ÿ“”๐Ÿ““ that? (๐Ÿป๐ŸŒŠYeezy๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿป taught me) Look at you ๐Ÿ‘€ motheruckin' butt ass naked ๐Ÿ‘with them motherfuckin' Jimmy Choos on ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ‘ Who taught you ๐Ÿ˜‚ how to put some motherfuckin' Jimmy Choos on? ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚ (๐Ÿป๐ŸŒŠYeezy๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿป taught me) Yo ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ—ฃ you took your pussy game ๐Ÿ˜ป๐ŸŽฎ up a whole 'nother level โ˜๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ”This is some Cirque du Soleil pussy ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿต now shit! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฉYou done went all porno โŒโŒโŒon a nigga OK And I, and I love it๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ‰And I thank you, I thank you ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ,my dick thanks you! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜How did you learn,๐Ÿค” how, how did your pussy game ๐Ÿ™€โ˜๐Ÿพ๏ธ come up? (๐Ÿป๐ŸŒŠYeezy๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿป taught me)I was fuckin' parts of your pussy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘… I never fucked before ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ’ฆI was in there like ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ฎ ooh shit ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚I never been here before ๐Ÿค”I've never even seen this part ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜of pussy town before ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿก๐Ÿข๐ŸฌIt's like you got this shit re-upholstered โ˜๐Ÿพ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ or some shit. What the fuck happened? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ Who, ๐Ÿค” who the fuck got your pussy all re-upholstered?๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ป (๐Ÿป๐ŸŒŠYeezy๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿป re-upholstered my pussy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ) You know what๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘…, I got to thank ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒŠYeezy๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿป And when I see that nigga ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ—ฃ I'ma thank him ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿค‘ I'ma buy ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ฐhis album ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’ฝ๐Ÿ“€, I'ma download ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ“ฒ that motherfucker, I'ma shoot a bootlegger ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ซ! That's how good ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ I feel about this nigga๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ Ahh๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ I still can't believe you got me this watch โŒš๐Ÿ’Ž This motherfucker ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐ŸพโŒš is the exact motherfucker I wanted ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜! Even with the bezel ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž! This is the motherfucker I wanted ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜! I saw this, I saw it ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ Twista ๐ŸŒช๐ŸŒชhad this shit on in The Source ๐Ÿ“ฐ I remember ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ฑ! Twista๐ŸŒช๐ŸŒช had this motherfucker โŒš๐Ÿ’Ž on in The Source ๐Ÿ“ฐ That's right, that's right ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ! Yo yo babe ๐Ÿ—ฃ, yo yo ๐Ÿ—ฃthis is the best birthday ever ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ! Where you learn ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿค“ to treat a nigga like this ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜? (๐Ÿป๐ŸŒŠYeezy๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿป taught me) ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒŠYeezy๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿป taught you well, ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒŠ
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