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TTStorytime - Today is a real niggas birthday. I was feeling good too. Kendrick album dropped, Joey album dropped, and my butthole wasn't sore when I woke up. I came out of my room and my Mom greeted me. "Suprise!" She handed me a small box. "What is it?" "Open it and find out." I took it back to my room and cut it open. I tore away the plastic and packaging peanuts. Is that... Is that a.... Pocket pussy? I turn around and my Mom is smiling at me. "You like it?" "Mom why'd you get me this... thing?" "Well obviously you don't get any pussy so I thought I'd help you out sweetie." "What?" "It's even modeled after me." "YOU WHAT?" "Quit your whining you came out if it anyway. Even stretched me a couple inches." I stood there in horror. Not only was it a pocket pussy, it was modeled after my Mom. "Well, I'll leave you to it." She winked at me and shut the door. I looked down and stared at the sex toy. Should I throw it away? Burn it? Give it away? 'Use it.' I startled myself. My brain actually considered using it. 'It's a gift from your Mom, Terome. Use it.' No way. 'You will regret.' I doubt it. Just then my Mom came in the room. "What's wrong sweetie? You haven't even touched it." "Mom I'm not comfortable with this." "Really? Maybe I should help you..." She began to undress infront of me. She pushed me on to the bed and sat on me. - "Wow what happened next Dad?" "That's enough for today Billy. It's time for bed." "Aww mannnn!" "I'll tell you tomorrow, goodnight brother." "Goodnight Dad."
Butt, Jimmy Choo, and Oh My God: Be careful who you call ugly
in middle school
Oh my God 😱Baby 😂😂 you done took this shit to the nother motherfuckin' level 💯❗👌🏾Now a neighborhood nigga 🏚🏡like me 🙋🏾♂ ain't supposed to be gettin' no pussy like this 🚫🎁😜Goddamn, Goddamn! 😱😱😱Who taught you how to get sexy for a nigga? 😂👌🏾💃🏾(🐻🌊Yeezy🌊🐻 taught me) You never use to talk dirty, 🙊🗣 but now you you goddamn disgusting 😂😷🤒My, my God 😱 where'd you learn 📔📓 that? (🐻🌊Yeezy🌊🐻 taught me) Look at you 👀 motheruckin' butt ass naked 🍑with them motherfuckin' Jimmy Choos on 👖👠Who taught you 😂 how to put some motherfuckin' Jimmy Choos on? 👯♂ (🐻🌊Yeezy🌊🐻 taught me) Yo 👋🏾🗣 you took your pussy game 😻🎮 up a whole 'nother level ☝🏾🔝This is some Cirque du Soleil pussy 🎭🏵 now shit! 😂💩You done went all porno ❌❌❌on a nigga OK And I, and I love it😍🎉And I thank you, I thank you 🙇🏾👏🏾,my dick thanks you! 🍆💦😏How did you learn,🤔 how, how did your pussy game 🙀☝🏾️ come up? (🐻🌊Yeezy🌊🐻 taught me)I was fuckin' parts of your pussy 😂👅 I never fucked before 🍥💦I was in there like 👀😮 ooh shit 😂😂😂I never been here before 🤔I've never even seen this part 😝😝of pussy town before 🏠🏡🏢🏬It's like you got this shit re-upholstered ☝🏾️💯👏🏾🍥🍥 or some shit. What the fuck happened? 🤔😂😍 Who, 🤔 who the fuck got your pussy all re-upholstered?🙀😹😻 (🐻🌊Yeezy🌊🐻 re-upholstered my pussy 😏👏🏾) You know what😁👅, I got to thank 🐻🌊Yeezy🌊🐻 And when I see that nigga 👀🗣 I'ma thank him 👏🏾🤑 I'ma buy 💵💰his album 💿💽📀, I'ma download 💻📲 that motherfucker, I'ma shoot a bootlegger 😜💦🔫! That's how good 😊😊😘😘 I feel about this nigga👌🏾👐🏾👏🏾 Ahh😱😱 I still can't believe you got me this watch ⌚💎 This motherfucker 👈🏾⌚ is the exact motherfucker I wanted 😍😘! Even with the bezel 💎💎💎! This is the motherfucker I wanted 😍😍😍😍! I saw this, I saw it 👀👀 Twista 🌪🌪had this shit on in The Source 📰 I remember 🤔😱! Twista🌪🌪 had this motherfucker ⌚💎 on in The Source 📰 That's right, that's right 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾! Yo yo babe 🗣, yo yo 🗣this is the best birthday ever 🎁🎉🎊! Where you learn 📝📖🤓 to treat a nigga like this 😍😍💦😏? (🐻🌊Yeezy🌊🐻 taught me) 🐻🌊Yeezy🌊🐻 taught you well, 🐻🌊