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Cats, Old Woman, and Shit: Brooding YA Hero @broodingYAhero Jul 31 It's amazing how many prophecies involve teens. You'd think they'd pick more emotionally stable people, with more free time. Like grandmas. <p><a href="http://viktor-ohra.tumblr.com/post/168381932936/idealisticshoujohearts-bigmammallama5" class="tumblr_blog">viktor-ohra</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://idealisticshoujohearts.tumblr.com/post/167522556449/bigmammallama5-dinuriel-i-would-read-the" class="tumblr_blog">idealisticshoujohearts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bigmammallama5.tumblr.com/post/136920082448">bigmammallama5</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dinuriel.tumblr.com/post/135351747182">dinuriel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>…I would read the hell out of a series of a chosen eighty-five-year-old woman who goes on epic journeys throughout a dangerous and magical land, armed only with a cane and her stab-tastic knitting needles, accompanied by her six cats and a skittish-yet-devoted orderly who makes sure she takes her pills on time.</p> </blockquote> <p>Battle Granny Gertrude with Phillip and co.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1499" data-orig-width="1520"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/73f7f59a5cecf716c26391142f3db4fa/tumblr_inline_o0o0ru3sks1skkwl2_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1499" data-orig-width="1520"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Ok I admit I’d read the shit out of that.</p> </blockquote> <p>The guy looks like he’d be voiced by Patrick Warburton</p> </blockquote>