Dicks, Fucking, and Gif: 6:15 E
Sat, Jan 19, 8:41 AM
all of my exes have been amputees
finally, a man who has what I need
yeah, does this mean we can finally
Yeah and I also have a penis!
Is that all I am to you
oh... uh... this isn't gonna work out. I'm
sorry. I'm allergic to genitals
A fucking punching bag
Mines actually hypo-allergenic
Ok let's do it
ah, one of those fancy purebred dicks
Sat, Jan 19, 9:50 AM
I mean, the other option is we get
married. or both
Sat, Jan 19, 10:36 AM
I've got the papers and everything on
Whatever works long as I can brag to
the boys that I fisted a girl
ugh my #1 and #2 kinks are being fisted
and being knocked the fuck out
is it well trained though? I know so
many purebred dick owners who don't
bother to keep their dicks in check
Well what do you know
Oh it understands discipline
I have two hands baby
l beat it almost every day
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My bio says looking to either get married or fistfight.
Bodies , Children, and Climbing: Drowning in real life looks nothing like in the
movies, and in fact many parents actually
watch their children drown, having no idea
that it's happening
According to the CDC, in 10 percent of those drownings, the adult will actually watch the child do it, having no idea it is happening. Drowning does not look like drowning—Dr. Pia, in an article in the Coast Guard’s On Scene magazine, described the Instinctive Drowning Response like this:
“Except in rare circumstances, drowning people are physiologically unable to call out for help. The respiratory system was designed for breathing. Speech is the secondary or overlaid function. Breathing must be fulfilled before speech occurs.
Drowning people’s mouths alternately sink below and reappear above the surface of the water. The mouths of drowning people are not above the surface of the water long enough for them to exhale, inhale, and call out for help. When the drowning people’s mouths are above the surface, they exhale and inhale quickly as their mouths start to sink below the surface of the water.
Drowning people cannot wave for help. Nature instinctively forces them to extend their arms laterally and press down on the water’s surface. Pressing down on the surface of the water permits drowning people to leverage their bodies so they can lift their mouths out of the water to breathe.
Throughout the Instinctive Drowning Response, drowning people cannot voluntarily control their arm movements. Physiologically, drowning people who are struggling on the surface of the water cannot stop drowning and perform voluntary movements such as waving for help, moving toward a rescuer, or reaching out for a piece of rescue equipment.
From beginning to end of the Instinctive Drowning Response people’s bodies remain upright in the water, with no evidence of a supporting kick. Unless rescued by a trained lifeguard, these drowning people can only struggle on the surface of the water from 20 to 60 seconds before submersion occurs.”
This doesn’t mean that a person that is yelling for help and thrashing isn’t in real trouble—they are experiencing aquatic distress. Not always present before the Instinctive Drowning Response, aquatic distress doesn’t last long—but unlike true drowning, these victims can still assist in their own rescue. They can grab lifelines, throw rings, etc.
Look for these other signs of drowning when persons are in the water:
Head low in the water, mouth at water level
Head tilted back with mouth open
Eyes glassy and empty, unable to focus
Hair over forehead or eyes
Not using legs—vertical
Hyperventilating or gasping
Trying to swim in a particular direction but not making headway
Trying to roll over on the back
Appear to be climbing an invisible ladder
So if a crew member falls overboard and everything looks OK—don’t be too sure. Sometimes the most common indication that someone is drowning is that they don’t look like they’re drowning. They may just look like they are treading water and looking up at the deck. One way to be sure? Ask them, “Are you all right?” If they can answer at all—they probably are. If they return a blank stare, you may have less than 30 seconds to get to them. And parents—children playing in the water make noise. When they get quiet, you get to them and find out why.
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Can I just say thank you to OP for putting such a detailed description on this?
I’ve been a lifeguard for 6 years now and of all the saves I’ve done, maybe two or three had people drowning in the stereotypical thrashing style. And even those, like the save I made last weekend, it was exactly like OP describes where the person’s head is going in and out of the water but it isn’t long enough to get any air. Mostly you recognize drowning by the look on someone’s face. If someone looks wide eyed and terrified or confused, chances are they’re drowning. That look of “oh shit” is pretty easily recognizable. And even if you can’t tell for sure: GO AFTER THEM ANYWAY. I’ve done “saves” where a kid was pretending to drown and I mistook it for real drowning, but that’s preferable to a kid ACTUALLY drowning.
Also please remember that even strong swimmers can drown if they have a medical emergency, get cramps, or get too tired. If your friend knows how to swim but they’re acting funny get them to land. And even if someone can respond when you ask them if they need help, if they say they do need help? GO HELP THEM.
However . If the victim is a stranger, I can’t recommend trying to get them. Lifeguards literally train to escape “attacks,” because people who are drowning can freak the fuck out and grab you and make YOU drown as well. If you do go in after someone, take hold of them from the back and talk to them the whole time. IF YOU ARE GRABBED: duck down into the water as low as you can get. The person is panicking and won’t want to go under water and should release you. Shove up at their hands and push them away from you as you duck under. Don’t die trying to save someone else.
Please guys, read and memorize this post. Not all places have lifeguards. Being able to recognize drowning is such an important skill to have and you can save someone’s life.
God, Ignorant, and Love: HE
»swofehuperx by richard tipping (+)
men fabricated the idea that they are the default sex to compensate for their
biological inferiority and general superfluousness
this is not just the natural order this is the language of a patriarchal culture
Omg no, you are wrong on so many levels and as a linguist this makes me
ache something terrible. In my linguistics dass in undergrad, we actually made
fun of people who think like you along these lines and for good reason,
because you are wholly ignorant and are choosing to spin narratives about
things and fields which you know completely nothing about yet pretend you do.
1 She: This word evolved naturally from Old English from seo/heo which
were just words to refer to feminine-female people evolving from Proto-
Germanic words meaning that/there. He as a word evolved from the
same ideas but Proto-Germanic words for thishere, Your idea of
patriarchal language further falls apart when you compare this part of
English to other Germanic languages, of which English is related, the
words in German for he and she are 'er and sie", completely unrelated
So it is by clear happenstance, not some patriarchal conspiracy that the
words he and "she in English have similar form.
2. Woman: Oh god this one always gets my goat when people go for this
one. Man did not used to mean "male", man used to
mean humanity/human being, the old words in Old English for male
adult person and female adult person were werman and wifman
respectively, we can see this relation in words like werewolf and wife as
being the remnants of the base "wer- and the base wif-. Woman
evolved phonologically from the word wifman by natural processes
where the 'f sound dropped and the became lax. Man dropped
its wer stem for reasons mostly unknown but I can guarantee have
nothing to do with patriarchy because phonological change has no
basis in that.
3. Female: Male and Female actually come etymologically from two
completely different words. Male comes from Old French masle which
meant masculine, while Female came from Old French as well femella
which meant young woman. This is another case, just like he and she
where the words coincidentally ended up looking similar without having
any direct correlation in historical linguistic processes to make them as
4 Hman: This word etymologically derives from Proto-Indo-
European "ghomon which means earthly being as opposed to heavenly
being which would refer to gods. You have some small glimmer of hope
here in that the word does eventually branch off into the word for man
in some languages but this is still too small of a precedent to base any
conspiratorial thinking like you are doing off of
5. Person: This one offends me the most, simply because I love the fuck
out of Etruscan language and your continued ignorance just irks me at
this point. Person derives from persona from Latin which meant the
same meaning, which ultimately derived from phersu Etruscan
for mask as Etruscans would often have theatre performers use masks
to give identity to the performers. So never once did "person have any
meaning to do with son So yes, this IS the natural order or language.
Please never proselytise your faulty ideology and misandrist thinking within
speaking about word origins and morphology again, as unless you actually do
fact checking I will school the everloving hell out of you, stay in vour lane.
Swofehuper He Man Male Manson
Ass, Dude, and Energy: Countess Von Fingerbang
Men who feel the need to quiz women
when we show any interest in something
that they deem "theirs" are fucking
annoying. Cut it the fuck out, suck a dick
"With all the six stones I can simply
snap my fingers, they will all cease to
exist. I call that...mercy"-Thanos
Replying to @MajinCheeks
But can you name all the stones
according to color?
5/11/18, 3:22 PM
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a) do you really think someone would put all that time and energy into making an infinity stone jewelry piece if they didn’t know all about the infinity stones
b) I don’t see you putting all that time and energy into making an infinity stone jewelry piece, what have you contributed lately besides being a dick to people for no reason
c) who gives a shit if you can’t name all the stones, you’re allowed to enjoy the shit you enjoy without some whiney ass loser quizzing you to the smallest detail
I will NEVER FORGET my first convention. A table was doing Transformers trivia and you could win a prize. The men in front of me were asked fairly difficult questions.
Then I rolled up. Dressed as Thrust because buttwings, damnit.
“Oh, we’ll go easy on you,” the dude said in the most condescending, smarmy tone. “Name one of the dinobots.”
I rattled all five off in alphabetical order, and demanded that they tell me all six Constructicons.
There were several guys at the table. They managed five.
“You forgot Bonecrusher,” I said sweetly and walked off. I didn’t want the prize I’d rightfully earned. Their spluttering was all I wanted.
If you’re gonna gatekeep, I’m gonna DESTROY YOU.
Great story BUT… You shouldn’t have to destroy them!!
You don’t have to love something in a ridiculously obsessive way that knows every tiny fucking detail for your love of it to bring you joy. If that’s how they get joy, cool, nice for them. But you don’t have to.
You can casually love a thing, cosplay as a thing, go to cons for a thing, without dissecting it into little pieces.
Women do not have to be exceptional in order to belong.
WOMEN DO NOT HAVE TO BE EXCEPTIONAL IN ORDER TO BELONG