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America, Candy, and Children: If I had a bowl of skittles and I told you just three would kill you. Would you take a handful? That's our Syrian refugee problem. TRUMP MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! PENCE 2010 Donald Trump Jr. @Donald.TrumpJr·4h 5.8K 8.4K This image says it all. Let's end the politically correct agenda that doesn't put America first. freedomjusticewarrior: yahooentertainment: lmao😂/smh🙄 Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness. “If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?” “Are the other skittles human lives?” “What?” “Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?” “Well sure. But the point-” “I would eat the skittles.” “Ok-well the point is-” “I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles. Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN… … and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”
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Batman, Fantastic Four, and Fucking: Colin Mochrie @colinmochrie Follow Why the shock that a woman can direct a great superhero film. After Fantastic Four, Steel, Batman vs Superman etc, it's shocking a man can RETWEETS LIKES 697 1,946 6:58 AM - 4 Jun 2017 from Brampton, Ontario 21 697 hellenhighwater: murdockmoogle: optimysticals: biteypyrotiger: systlin: love-order-chaos-repeat: Damn he came for their lives 😂 Holy shit I just witnessed Colin murder the entire movie industry.  I just saw a new episode of Who’s Line is it Anyway? in which other cast members made a transphobic joke where the punchline was “that woman has a penis.” Colin, who has a trans daughter, stood there and just repeatedly said “Really?” Until they apologized and redid their joke. Very small thing, but I appreciate the man. Colin is sunshine. And to think, I didn’t believe Colin Mochrie could earn more respect from me. You have to understand. Improv comedy has rules you follow. And rule number one, the Golden Rule: NEVER CONTRADICT. You never take what someone suggests and say “no, not that, this instead!” You never reply to a joke with “No, I don’t want to do that!” You roll with it. You ALWAYS roll with it. The ridiculousness added on top of ridiculousness peaks into a primo superdense ball of hilarity incarnate. And his reply to something offensive was “Nope. Stop the bit. Nope. Nope. Nope. You fucked up.” I’ll bet you money Wayne Brady would do the same if a white person on the show dropped an N-Bomb, and people would be understanding. Colin stood up for an oft-maligned group, whose members include one very personal to him, and completely ground that show to a grinding halt by saying “No. That’s not fucking funny.” and ruined the joke. This is a man who builds his entire career off of making jokes, and he /ruined another’s/. I’m sorry, Colin isn’t just a god amongst improv comics. He’s not just funny as all get-out and witty as hell. He’s a stone-cold badass, and he deserves recognition. Props, Mr. Mochrie. You, sir, are deserving of respect. I’ve worked with him (just briefly) and can confirm: he is just as excellent in real life as he seems here. 
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Children, Dude, and Dumb: webelieveinyoukris Being gay is natural? Okay You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn't just about religion or t simple common sense. Bei ing gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn't even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow "thing to have children. That's a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it's not a real penis or vagina, then it's fucking false and you're just opinionated by dumb facts. I'm done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye yeinns Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend queercakes just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn't we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own govenment or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing won't their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn't it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn't that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, fioating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don't fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a arge group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so wouldn't they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people's, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon fieldbears Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: i too have these questions hellisbucky Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn fieldbears Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I'm coming with you singoallala random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon* jezunya I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in fioating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island) homieomorphism Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Hetero Nation attacked Source:webelieveinyoukris #just. …like DUDE #also i love how absokuteky zero of this post's replies actually explain to op hiw they were dumb #instead they built the premise of a tv show that frankly needs to be funded asap 435,477 notes Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness
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Children, Dude, and Dumb: webelieveinyoukris Being gay is natural? Okay You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn't just about religion or t simple common sense. Bei ing gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn't even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow "thing to have children. That's a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it's not a real penis or vagina, then it's fucking false and you're just opinionated by dumb facts. I'm done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye yeinns Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend queercakes just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn't we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own govenment or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing won't their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn't it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn't that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, fioating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don't fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a arge group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so wouldn't they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people's, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon fieldbears Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: i too have these questions hellisbucky Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn fieldbears Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I'm coming with you singoallala random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon* jezunya I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in fioating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island) homieomorphism Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Hetero Nation attacked Source:webelieveinyoukris #just. …like DUDE #also i love how absokuteky zero of this post's replies actually explain to op hiw they were dumb #instead they built the premise of a tv show that frankly needs to be funded asap 435,477 notes Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness
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Anaconda, Apparently, and Dude: <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/168186186472/totally-rad-blog-dude" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://totally-rad-blog-dude.tumblr.com/post/168185804187/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch" class="tumblr_blog">totally-rad-blog-dude</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/168185230177/redbloodedamerica-secretly-a-panda-bear" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/168185070362/secretly-a-panda-bear-reasonandempathy" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://secretly-a-panda-bear.tumblr.com/post/168184276990/reasonandempathy-notyourmoderate" class="tumblr_blog">secretly-a-panda-bear</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://reasonandempathy.tumblr.com/post/168180851026/notyourmoderate-in-all-conscience" class="tumblr_blog">reasonandempathy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://notyourmoderate.tumblr.com/post/168180608693/in-all-conscience-ranma-official" class="tumblr_blog">notyourmoderate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://in-all-conscience.tumblr.com/post/168109518162/ranma-official-redbloodedamerica-the-truth" class="tumblr_blog">in-all-conscience</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ranma-official.tumblr.com/post/168088061435/redbloodedamerica-the-truth-about-soy-boys-is" class="tumblr_blog">ranma-official</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/167943591756/the-truth-about-soy-boys-is-soy-food-consumption" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2>The Truth About Soy Boys</h2> <blockquote> <p><i>Is soy food consumption turning men into pussies and making them more likely to adopt left-wing beliefs?</i></p> <p><i>You’ve probably seen the Buzzfeed Try Guys video where they measure their testosterone and it’s literally half or less the normal level for a man.  Their testosterone is so low, it’s below the average for a 85-100 year old man.</i></p> <p><i>Imagine my shock.</i></p> <p><i>As we know, the only men who seriously watch Buzzfeed are tofu-eating, male feminist , virtue-signaling, beta orbiter, soy boys.  Which led me to one of the funniest things on Twitter ever!  This guy has <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/toomuchsoy">compiled a huge list</a> of the most virulently insufferable far-leftists on Twitter.  And guess what?  They all consume soy products in copious quantities.  Soy boys!</i></p> </blockquote> <p>This may be my favorite new conspiracy.  It just makes so much sense.</p> </blockquote> <p> i can’t believe redbloodedamerica is not only a fan of paul joseph fatlips but also unironically bought the soyboy shit <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I can’t believe there are people who thought this ridiculousness isn’t exactly RBA’s level.</p> </blockquote> <p>When I heard about “soy boy” I immediately made a list of names. RBA was on that list. </p> </blockquote> <p>Purely for educational purposes:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://healthyeating.sfgate.com/eating-soy-increase-estrogen-production-2870.html"> Soy isoflavones activate your body’s estrogen receptors, proteins that detect the presence of estrogen and carry out effects such as changes in gene expression. However, isoflavones do so more weakly than your body’s natural estrogen. If estrogen is absent, isoflavones weakly activate the estrogen receptor, mitigating the effect of low estrogen. If estrogen is abundant, isoflavones interfere with the activity of natural estrogen, limiting the effect of high estrogen levels. <b>Since the structure of isoflavones is similar to estrogen, isoflavones may decrease your body’s production of estrogen and increase the rate of estrogen degradation due to feedback mechanisms that control estrogen levels. </b></a><br/></p></blockquote> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.pcrm.org/health/cancer-resources/ask/ask-the-expert-soy"> For men and boys, the phytoestrogens in soy do not appear to have any effect on hormone levels and have not been shown to affect sexual development or fertility. Research studies show that men consuming soy have less prostate cancer and better prostate cancer survival.</a><br/></p></blockquote> <p>Also</p> <figure data-orig-width="857" data-orig-height="479" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/91dac7965b40ac9926640acff0b0f148/tumblr_inline_p0fmy4M2W11tb6pwe_540.png" data-orig-width="857" data-orig-height="479"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="899" data-orig-width="606"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/040256d895fa4f79ebc9a18892d41a1d/tumblr_inline_p0fn06fqfD1tb6pwe_540.png" data-orig-height="899" data-orig-width="606"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Looks like Paul is a soy boy.</p> </blockquote> <p>It appears that all the right <strike>morons</strike> soy boys took this seriously. </p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="518" data-orig-width="600"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c7cec870c75c00d8cf996a0132478cb1/tumblr_inline_p0fx7l5Ndk1r1jtxd_540.png" data-orig-height="518" data-orig-width="600"/></figure><p>It’s also nice to see that @reasonandempathy finally blocked me like a sniveling soy boy.  It’s amusing because he is the one that has only commented on my posts.  I don’t think I have ever visited his sorry blog once. So, I suppose blocking me would seem like some self-regulating measure to restrain himself from commenting on my posts but here we are nonetheless.  He apparently can’t help himself.  </p></blockquote> <p>Is this a new meme?</p><p>I never understood it. The memes are coming too fast and furious for my small mind to comprehend. I’m getting old.</p></blockquote> <p>I was so ready to debunk this, but people already did it. BLESS! &lt;3</p><p>I would also like to say soy helps women going through menopause! </p></blockquote> <p>I never liked soy because it made potatoes seem like they were bursting with flavor. I never associated it with being effeminate </p></blockquote> <p>I have actually heard that it raises your estrogen levels. I had a friend who used to use it when working out and he stopped because it made him really hormonal and moody. But that’s not empirical science it’s just what I’ve heard.</p>
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