Bad, Confused, and Cute: toodrunktofindaurl
my brother is getting married and i'm
so excited to fulfill my destiny as the
embarrassing drunk gay sister who flirts with
the bride for the entire ceremony
toodrunktofindaurl
i'm gonna yell "RUN AWAY WITH ME" to her
during the vows
toodrunktofindaurl
there are people out there genuinely worried
that I'm gonna steal my brother's bride away
the day of their wedding.. i'm laughing. I've
known her since I was born, we just love
annoying the shit out of my brother and this
"you picked the wrong sibling" joke has been
going on for as long as I can remember. The
whole family is in on it. The three of us are
super close, she's always been family. Also we
are really bad at romantic weddings (my Mom
wore jeans at my Dad's and hers, signed a
bunch of papers and then got blackout
and my brother and his girlfriend p
won't even have a "real" ceremony, just a cele-
bration between friends and family. I love my
brother and he already knows I'm gonna pull
some stupid stunt, it's what we do. His girl
friend is usually the one to initiate these shitty
jokes, I wouldn't be surprised if she was the
one to stop the "ceremony" to say some shit
like "WAIT THIS IS THE WRONG SIBLING
please don't take any of this seriously Imao
that said, i'm definitely showing up half naked
to her bachelorette party as the "surprise strip-
per" with a sash that says "the sibling your
should be marrying" and a shitty plastic tiara
toodrunktofindaurl
UPDATE
1) for people confused about the "I've known
her since I was born () she's always been
family": She's the granddaughter of our
parents' neighbors, we all grew up together
and my brother and her have been in love
since they were babies. He held her hand as
she made her first steps, they even have a
picture on their wall of the moment before she
first tried to get up
ITS OFFICIAL, I'M GONNA BE MY
BROTHER'S BEST MAN. AND YOU KNOW
WHAT THE BEST MAN DO? A SPEECH
Everything is going according to plan
vantwinblade
If you are the best man you need to get a
sword
systlin
This is true it's only logical.
Source: toodrunktofindaurl
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Thats so cute tbh
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