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jabberwockypie: patrickat: bernardperroud: Utroba Cave in the Rhodope mountains, Bulgaria. Carved by hand more than 3000 years ago (?), it was rediscovered in 2001. Archeologists hypothesize that an altar built at the end of the cave, which is about 22 m deep, represents either the cervix or the uterus. At midday, light seeps into the temple through an opening in the ceiling, projecting an image of a phallus on to the floor. When the sun is at the right angle, in late February or early March, the phallus grows longer and reaches the alter, symbolically fertilizing the womb before the sowing of the spring crops. These people were drawing dicks on the ground with the sun in 1000 BCE. All you fools messing with Sharpies need to step up your game. “Hee! That looks kind of like-” “Come on, self, don’t make it weird.  It’s just a cave.” *reads article* “Oh.” : jabberwockypie: patrickat: bernardperroud: Utroba Cave in the Rhodope mountains, Bulgaria. Carved by hand more than 3000 years ago (?), it was rediscovered in 2001. Archeologists hypothesize that an altar built at the end of the cave, which is about 22 m deep, represents either the cervix or the uterus. At midday, light seeps into the temple through an opening in the ceiling, projecting an image of a phallus on to the floor. When the sun is at the right angle, in late February or early March, the phallus grows longer and reaches the alter, symbolically fertilizing the womb before the sowing of the spring crops. These people were drawing dicks on the ground with the sun in 1000 BCE. All you fools messing with Sharpies need to step up your game. “Hee! That looks kind of like-” “Come on, self, don’t make it weird.  It’s just a cave.” *reads article* “Oh.”
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<p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/161456039723/portsherry-the-secret-life-of-big-credit-to" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://portsherry.tumblr.com/post/159031405408/the-secret-life-of-big-credit-to-my-wife-this" class="tumblr_blog">portsherry</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><b>The secret life of…</b></p> <p> Big credit to my wife, this was her idea! We went to watch <i>Logan</i> and the trailer for <i>Boss Baby</i> was one of the previews. When the babies stop their serious meeting and go back to act like babies, she said: “what’s next, the secret life of plants?” And off I went! Thanks princess! <br/></p> <p> <a href="http://portsherry.com/">[Website</a>] [<a href="https://www.facebook.com/portsherrycomic">Facebook</a>] [<a href="https://twitter.com/portsherry">Twitter</a>] [<a href="http://puertojerez.com">Spanish</a>]<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>If only this wasn’t painfully accurate…</p></blockquote> <p>Stop you fools you’ll only give them ideas!</p>: OK GUYS, WE NEED TO ACT FAST. WE HAVE TO COME UP WITH ANOTHER MOVIE ABOUT STUFF THAT'S NOT JUST STUFF BUT CAN ALSO THINK AND TALK AND SHIT. YOU KNOW, LIKE TOY STORY, BUT WITH SOMETHING OTHER THAN TOYS. IT'S A RACE AGAINST THE OTHER STUDIOS NOW. IDEAS, PEOPLE TION AH, CATS, DOGS? VIDEO GAMES! UHNN...FOOD? B... B... BABIES?? ALREADY DONE! THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS! WRECK-IT RALPH! SAUSAGE PARTYY! BOSS BABY! PLANTS? 、OK PEOPLE, PUNS AND RIFFS ABOUT PLANTS, GO, GO, GO!! HUH, TREES THROWING SHADE! RUN FOREST RUN SOMETHING FLOWER POWER... AH! THEY HAVE A POWER PLANT! A TWIG WHO'S A MODEL, CALLED TWIGGY! MUSIC BY SAVAGE GARDEN AND ROBERT PLANT! A SEEDY NEIGHBORHOOD! BACHELOR PARODY IN WHICH THE BACHELOR IS AN ACTUAL ROSE! MESSAGE: "BE PROUD OF YOUR ROOTS"! THAT'S IT! WE GOT A MOVIE! NOW WE JUST NEED A TITLE! SOMETHING CLEVER AND WITH LOTS OF ATTITUDE... I CAN SEE IT NOW! PLANTZ LEAF LIFE TO ITS FULLEST portsherry.com o pedro arizpe, 2017 <p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/161456039723/portsherry-the-secret-life-of-big-credit-to" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://portsherry.tumblr.com/post/159031405408/the-secret-life-of-big-credit-to-my-wife-this" class="tumblr_blog">portsherry</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><b>The secret life of…</b></p> <p> Big credit to my wife, this was her idea! We went to watch <i>Logan</i> and the trailer for <i>Boss Baby</i> was one of the previews. When the babies stop their serious meeting and go back to act like babies, she said: “what’s next, the secret life of plants?” And off I went! Thanks princess! <br/></p> <p> <a href="http://portsherry.com/">[Website</a>] [<a href="https://www.facebook.com/portsherrycomic">Facebook</a>] [<a href="https://twitter.com/portsherry">Twitter</a>] [<a href="http://puertojerez.com">Spanish</a>]<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>If only this wasn’t painfully accurate…</p></blockquote> <p>Stop you fools you’ll only give them ideas!</p>
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<p><a href="http://sindri42.tumblr.com/post/168774098572/celticpyro-illegaluturn-sbaghebbi-tired" class="tumblr_blog">sindri42</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/168771673449/illegaluturn-sbaghebbi-tired-of-watching" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://illegaluturn.tumblr.com/post/168769005846/sbaghebbi-tired-of-watching-your-kid-a-n-c-h-o" class="tumblr_blog">illegaluturn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sbaghebbi.tumblr.com/post/168765986588/tired-of-watching-your-kid-a-n-c-h-o-r-t-h-e-m" class="tumblr_blog">sbaghebbi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2>tired of watching your kid?</h2> <h1>A N C H O R T H E M T O T H E G R O U N D</h1> </blockquote> <p>train your toddler to outrun gaara’s sand shield</p> </blockquote> <p style="">You fools are only going to make him stronger!<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>This will result in toddlers more powerful than you can possibly imagine.</p> </blockquote>: Kindex No more dreaded glares from using toddler A GREAT START Toddler leashes! LEASHLESS ANKLE WEIGHT SYSTEM 00 200, oddler'Tamers. ToddlerTamers 5 LB 5 LB Put theweight" irn Wait right here!" Simply fil with water, sand or syrup! <p><a href="http://sindri42.tumblr.com/post/168774098572/celticpyro-illegaluturn-sbaghebbi-tired" class="tumblr_blog">sindri42</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/168771673449/illegaluturn-sbaghebbi-tired-of-watching" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://illegaluturn.tumblr.com/post/168769005846/sbaghebbi-tired-of-watching-your-kid-a-n-c-h-o" class="tumblr_blog">illegaluturn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sbaghebbi.tumblr.com/post/168765986588/tired-of-watching-your-kid-a-n-c-h-o-r-t-h-e-m" class="tumblr_blog">sbaghebbi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2>tired of watching your kid?</h2> <h1>A N C H O R T H E M T O T H E G R O U N D</h1> </blockquote> <p>train your toddler to outrun gaara’s sand shield</p> </blockquote> <p style="">You fools are only going to make him stronger!<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>This will result in toddlers more powerful than you can possibly imagine.</p> </blockquote>

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<p><a href="http://laughingfish.tumblr.com/post/157993183704" class="tumblr_blog">laughingfish</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://tenrhettwoods.tumblr.com/post/157886377253/eggrollie-art-has-been-hard-lately-but-i-made" class="tumblr_blog">tenrhettwoods</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://eggrollie.tumblr.com/post/157880919573/art-has-been-hard-lately-but-i-made-this-banana" class="tumblr_blog">eggrollie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://eggrollie.tumblr.com/post/157878785388/art-has-been-hard-lately-but-i-made-this-banana" class="tumblr_blog">eggrollie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>art has been hard lately but i made this banana today and its probably the height of my ability and i am ready now</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1046" data-orig-width="786"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/29346b4545d2cb3982e40afa69d81678/tumblr_inline_om5u4hPQiq1uofbus_540.png" data-orig-height="1046" data-orig-width="786"/></figure><p>UPDATE…………………… smaller</p> </blockquote> <p>talented banana man</p> </blockquote> <p>you fools…..while you studied the blade………..I studied banana</p> </blockquote>: <p><a href="http://laughingfish.tumblr.com/post/157993183704" class="tumblr_blog">laughingfish</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://tenrhettwoods.tumblr.com/post/157886377253/eggrollie-art-has-been-hard-lately-but-i-made" class="tumblr_blog">tenrhettwoods</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://eggrollie.tumblr.com/post/157880919573/art-has-been-hard-lately-but-i-made-this-banana" class="tumblr_blog">eggrollie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://eggrollie.tumblr.com/post/157878785388/art-has-been-hard-lately-but-i-made-this-banana" class="tumblr_blog">eggrollie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>art has been hard lately but i made this banana today and its probably the height of my ability and i am ready now</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1046" data-orig-width="786"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/29346b4545d2cb3982e40afa69d81678/tumblr_inline_om5u4hPQiq1uofbus_540.png" data-orig-height="1046" data-orig-width="786"/></figure><p>UPDATE…………………… smaller</p> </blockquote> <p>talented banana man</p> </blockquote> <p>you fools…..while you studied the blade………..I studied banana</p> </blockquote>

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