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America, Apparently, and Ass: zornsable: reversingyourpolarity: elidyce: seananmcguire: priscellie: ecnamor-lacimehc-ym: gallifrey-feels: sociopathic-italian-grandmas: millshouse: meganiun: happyvegetable: kennilworthy-thisp: derinthemadscientist: lumoslouis: soloontherocks: amour-vengeance: later-homenuggets: my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit motherfucking australia if there was a post to describe australia, this is it wait.  you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird? that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up? fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you? wake up australia  That’s what birds do They fly around and fuck shit up Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel. Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal. My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us. no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange what the actual fuck australia  I am pretty sure all of these Australia stories are a massive, globally-spanning trolling effort, and only the people who have visited the country are allowed to be in on the joke. Nope. Went there. Parrots tried to take our car. Came home IN A FUCKING HURRY. Interesting thing about magpies - they’re not great at identifying individual humans visually, but if you make yourself identifiable in some way they’re usually open to reason. We used to have some very aggressive swoopers in our back yard - as soon as they realised that the humans *inside* the fence never bothered them and were the source of the delicious compost heap, they turned into flying black and white guard dogs who would viciously assault any passing stranger but never bothered anyone inside the yard. Several times they swooped at us when we approached from outside, then when we walked into the yard they would pull up and act incredibly apologetic like sorry ma’am I had no idea it was you I would never please don’t stop stocking the food pile. There was another little group of magpies in the park who would attack any solo pedestrian but never bothered anyone walking a dog or pushing a pram, because apparently those were identifiable traits indicating a non-threatening human. In the spirit of inquiry, I started going out of my way to be polite to the magpies - carefully walking a wide arc around them when they were on the ground, etc - and emitting an identifiable call of ‘hello birdie’ before swooping season started.  I spent the next ten years crossing that park at least once a day and as long as I turned at the first flutter of wings and said ‘hello birdie’ to the magpie waiting to attack as soon as my back was turned, I was fine. Every time, the magpie would stare at me for a minute and then fly off to harass some other pedestrian because apparently the magpies and I, we were cool.  Parrots are a lot less open to negotiation, and the little bastards travel in flocks. Beware the parrots.  Australia: the only country where it is necessary to sign a peace treaty with the birds in order to stay unmangled. They did lose the Emu War, after all.
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Apparently, Final Boss, and Party: thouartathaumaturgeharry G battlecrazed-axe-mage forgamers They should make a co- op game where you and a buddy go through many levels, leveling up and beating bosses But the final boss is each other You were my brother Player 2! crunchthedeerstroyer I one time did a campaign in DND where the entire party woke up in a trash heap, memories wiped, when a man in shining white armor approached them. He helped them up, healed them, and helped them escape what was essentially the dump and find their way into the sunlight. He told them of the tale of a wicked king of immense power who bargained for his abilities from a demon, hoping to save his kingdom, and succumbed to the evil after his wife died. The wife had a pearl necklace, and it was the man's duty to find those pearls, because they held a magic in them that could defeat the king This particular NPC was startlingly overpowered at first, right a long the levels of 6 while everyone else was just starting out, and he helped them along in the most dire situations, healing, defeating, and even resurrecting for them. There would be periods where he would be gone, and the party would have to face a crypt full of mummies together or dive into the deepest parts of the ocean and retrieve these milky white pearls that would give them the ability to help their friend and defeat the wicked king. Slowly, their memories came back to them, and that was a stark comfort for them, but the entire time, there seemed to be a piece missing After they retrieved 5 pearls (they broke the 6th one), they journied with the man to the wicked king's castle, and fought their way through endless ranks of guards, undead, demons, and even a lich, until they made their way to the sacred bed chamber of the king, that they all remembered the story of from before they had awoken in that garbage pile They opened the doors, only to find it empty save the usual furniture, marred by scratches and the ancient scrawl of demons. The man in the white armor sighed and walked into the bedroom. And his armor changed from white to pitch black, and the whole party remembered suddenly. That was the face of the wicked king, the face that smiled at them whenever he healed them, the face that looked stern as they suggested stupids things to find the pearls. Apparently, in lapses of the demon's control, the king had found a way to set him self up for defeat, by bringing his wive's pearls along with brave, powerful warriors. Every absence he felt was where he had to return to the demon's control and become the wicked king again, but he was determined to fight himself, to rid his own evil from the world, to end this curse of immortality and see his loved one again. I made the party fight the final boss, and they saw the eyes of a friend They all cried, and I am no longer allowed to DM for them. fuckyeahsnackables GLORIOUS. battlecrazed-axe- mage Excellent DMing! Source: forgamers 23,729 notes Great DD campaign
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Apparently, Final Boss, and Party: thouartathaumaturgeharry G battlecrazed-axe-mage forgamers They should make a co- op game where you and a buddy go through many levels, leveling up and beating bosses But the final boss is each other You were my brother Player 2! crunchthedeerstroyer I one time did a campaign in DND where the entire party woke up in a trash heap, memories wiped, when a man in shining white armor approached them. He helped them up, healed them, and helped them escape what was essentially the dump and find their way into the sunlight. He told them of the tale of a wicked king of immense power who bargained for his abilities from a demon, hoping to save his kingdom, and succumbed to the evil after his wife died. The wife had a pearl necklace, and it was the man's duty to find those pearls, because they held a magic in them that could defeat the king This particular NPC was startlingly overpowered at first, right a long the levels of 6 while everyone else was just starting out, and he helped them along in the most dire situations, healing, defeating, and even resurrecting for them. There would be periods where he would be gone, and the party would have to face a crypt full of mummies together or dive into the deepest parts of the ocean and retrieve these milky white pearls that would give them the ability to help their friend and defeat the wicked king. Slowly, their memories came back to them, and that was a stark comfort for them, but the entire time, there seemed to be a piece missing After they retrieved 5 pearls (they broke the 6th one), they journied with the man to the wicked king's castle, and fought their way through endless ranks of guards, undead, demons, and even a lich, until they made their way to the sacred bed chamber of the king, that they all remembered the story of from before they had awoken in that garbage pile They opened the doors, only to find it empty save the usual furniture, marred by scratches and the ancient scrawl of demons. The man in the white armor sighed and walked into the bedroom. And his armor changed from white to pitch black, and the whole party remembered suddenly. That was the face of the wicked king, the face that smiled at them whenever he healed them, the face that looked stern as they suggested stupids things to find the pearls. Apparently, in lapses of the demon's control, the king had found a way to set him self up for defeat, by bringing his wive's pearls along with brave, powerful warriors. Every absence he felt was where he had to return to the demon's control and become the wicked king again, but he was determined to fight himself, to rid his own evil from the world, to end this curse of immortality and see his loved one again. I made the party fight the final boss, and they saw the eyes of a friend They all cried, and I am no longer allowed to DM for them. fuckyeahsnackables GLORIOUS. battlecrazed-axe- mage Excellent DMing! Source: forgamers 23,729 notes Great DD campaign
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Apparently, Final Boss, and Party: thouartathaumaturgeharry battlecrazed-axe-mage forgamers They should make a co- op game where you and a buddy go through many levels, leveling up and beating bosses But the nal boss is each other You were my brother Player 2! crunchthedeerstroyer I one time did a campaign in DND where the entire party woke up in a trash heap, memories wiped, when a man in shining white armor approached them. He helped them up healed them, and helped them escape what was essentially the dump and find their way into the sunlight. He told them of the tale of a wicked king of immense power who bargained for his abilities from a demon, hoping to save his kingdom, and succumbed to the evil after his wife died. The wife had a pearl necklace, and it was the man's duty to find those pearls, because they held a magic in them that could defeat the king This particular NPC was startlingly overpowered at first, right a long the levels of 6 while everyone else was just starting out, and he helped them along in the most dire situations, healing, defeating, and even resurrecting for them. There would be periods where he would be gone, and the party would have to face a crypt full of mummies together or dive into the deepest parts of the ocean and retrieve these milky white pearls that would give them the ability to help their friend and defeat the wicked king. Slowly, their memories came back to them, and that was a stark comfort for them, but the entire time there seemed to be a piece missing After they retrieved 5 pearls (they broke the 6th one), they journied with the man to the wicked king's castle, and fought their way through endless ranks of guards, undead, demons, and even a lich, until they made their way to the sacred bed chamber of the king, that they all remembered the story of from before they had awoken in that garbage pile They opened the doors, only to find it empty save the usual furniture, marred by scratches and the ancient scrawl of demons. The man in the white armor sighed and walked into the bedroom And his armor changed from white to pitch black, and the whole party remembered suddenly. That was the face of the wicked king, the face that smiled at them whenever he healed them, the face that looked stern as they suggested stupids things to find the pearls. Apparently, in lapses of the demon's control, the king had found a way to set him self up for defeat, by bringing his wive's pearls along with brave, powerful warriors. Every absence he felt was where he had to return to the demon's control and become the wicked king again, but he was determined to fight himself, to rid his own evil from the world to end this curse of immortality and see his loved one again I made the party fight the final boss, and they saw the eyes of a friend They all cried, and I am no longer allowed to DM for them. fuckyeahsnackables GLORIOUS. battlecrazed-axe-mage Excellent DMing! Source: forgamers 23,729 notes The Quest For The Pearl Necklace
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Beautiful, Facebook, and God: br OWNERS OF DUCO EVENTS SET TO PART WAYS NV 16 724 skyabove-voicewithin: johncribati: dancinbutterfly: kc749: littlereddove: han-j1: evilqueenofgallifrey: so a racist got utterly demolished in less than 30 seconds on the New Zealand morning news on Monday and it’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen who knew a white guy could be capable of such an iconic response, he knows what’s up and is having none of that shit, every other white guy take notes tbh I love that he said Pakeha Can someone write what its being said in this? Male co-host: We have had a whole heap of feedback regarding Te Tai Tokerau MP Kelvin Davis’s proposal to institute a prison run on Māori values into New Zealand. He’s looking at potentially establishing this prison up north. It isn’t Labour policy just yet, it’s just an idea of Kelvin Davis’s. And this has been really really divisive on our Facebook page this morning. (sarcastically) Here I think we have the single greatest email, the single greatest message we have ever had on breakfast. (clears throat deliberately) “’Janice’ says: Good morning. I’m sick of hearing that Māori need different treatment. If they don’t want to live in our society, then maybe we should put them all on an island and leave them to it.” Male co-host: “Janice. That is LITERALLY what happened! That is the history of our country. Last I checked, Māori WERE on an island, they were left to it, and then Pākehā (Māori term for white New Zealanders) turned up and look how that worked out. But thank you very much for that brilliant insight. Goodness me. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, they actually-“ Female co-host: “Actually, you can’t even get angry, you just actually need to laugh and then screw it up and put it under the desk. Just when you thought-“ Male co-host: (mimicking letter) “’Put them all on an island, leave them to it.’ Yeah. What a great idea that is Janice. I really need “What a great idea that is, Janice.” to be a meme filled with those stupid complete cognitive dissonance bigoted statements. @some-kinda-sneaky-witch-thief oh my gOD
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Alive, Ass, and Bad: On behalf of the rest of the United States we also accept this holiday Okayplayer @okayplayer It's official! August 4th will now be known as Barack Obama Day' in Illinois. bit.ly/ BODIllinois <p><a href="https://themilitaryindustrialcomplex.tumblr.com/post/171603577542/libertarirynn-rightwingmischling" class="tumblr_blog">themilitaryindustrialcomplex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171603163994/rightwingmischling-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://rightwingmischling.tumblr.com/post/171602452980/libertarirynn-rightwingmischling" class="tumblr_blog">rightwingmischling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171601630809/rightwingmischling-thevoluntaryist" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://rightwingmischling.tumblr.com/post/171595903065/thevoluntaryist-perspectivemax-he-murdered" class="tumblr_blog">rightwingmischling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thevoluntaryist.tumblr.com/post/171589116469/perspectivemax-he-murdered-children-just-like-the" class="tumblr_blog">thevoluntaryist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://perspectivemax.tumblr.com/post/171588620303/he-murdered-children-just-like-the-presidents" class="tumblr_blog">perspectivemax</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>He murdered children just like the presidents before him. Why should he get a day?</p></blockquote> This is the man Illinois is celebrating.<ul><li> <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.politifact.com%2Ftexas%2Fstatements%2F2016%2Foct%2F21%2Fjill-stein%2Fjill-stein-green-party-candidate-correct-about-us-%2F&amp;t=M2FiMjA3YzlhNzU4NTQyMjYzY2I5OTlkZjlkZDk5OGMwYjc2OTlhNixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">He bombed seven nations at once</a>. Families literally sleep in the same room so if there’s a drone strike they die together. <br/></li> <li>He initiated the habit of <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theatlantic.com%2Fpolitics%2Farchive%2F2012%2F05%2Funder-obama-men-killed-by-drones-are-presumed-to-be-terrorists%2F257749%2F&amp;t=ZmJlNDY5ZjJmYWE2YzRhYTE4NjViYjQxMjQ5YmQ2NzZmNjQwM2M2MixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">designating all males over 17 as enemy combatants if they’re in the area of targets to “decrease” the civilian death counts</a>. <br/></li> <li>He made it policy that <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAnwar_al-Awlaki&amp;t=YzYyYzBiNTk4ZmFiMzcwMmNhYmQxNmQ3NDY5MmI1OGJjMWJkZjY2NSxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">US citizens can be killed if they’re in foreign nations</a>. <br/></li> <li>He made <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAbdulrahman_al-Awlaki&amp;t=YWMzMjcyMGJjNmU4NWEwMDRjOTY1NDk3ODhjNWY2YmI3ZWM1NmQ4YixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">teenagers primary targets</a>. <br/></li> <li>He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.snopes.com%2Fobama-deported-more-people%2F&amp;t=MzU2YWE5Zjc4ODVjMzU5YTY3ZmM5MmJjM2FkYzRlOTI4MGFlZmViMyxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">deported more people than any other president</a> back to the violence they fled from.</li> <li> He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.politifact.com%2Fpunditfact%2Fstatements%2F2014%2Fjan%2F10%2Fjake-tapper%2Fcnns-tapper-obama-has-used-espionage-act-more-all-%2F&amp;t=MDhlZDEyMzBjNTUzZDJmM2IzMDZlMmIxZWNkOWY2YTU4N2IzN2U1ZCxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">prosecuted and jailed more whistleblowers than any other president</a>. <br/></li> <li>He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtontimes.com%2Fnews%2F2013%2Fapr%2F24%2Fbush-policies-still-alive-in-obama-white-house%2F&amp;t=MjlhNzI5MmFiYTM5ZDdjNzJkZTkwNDg5ZWViODM0ZDZjMGY5YmViNyxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">continued</a> and <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alternet.org%2Fstory%2F144449%2Fobama_far_outdoes_bush_in_escalating_war_--_the_numbers_will_surprise_you&amp;t=OGY1MTAxNWY4NmQxMTUyNzViNzdlOTQ4NmNiMWViMzBhZjQ4ZTIyNCxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">escalated</a> <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fthehill.com%2Fpolicy%2Fnational-security%2F243850-obama-signs-nsa-bill-renewing-patriot-act-powers&amp;t=MjY0NjJjMjUxOTNlN2Q4NWQ0ZTJkY2FkOTY0MDMyN2Y4ZTc3NWE1YyxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0"> every</a> <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pbs.org%2Fwgbh%2Ffrontline%2Farticle%2Fobama-on-mass-government-surveillance-then-and-now%2F&amp;t=NzljM2UxYWY5NTljZTBhN2E4MjExMjA4MjM1ZmQxMjdjNWUyMWVhMixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">one</a> of Bush juniors policies and <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.democracynow.org%2F2016%2F10%2F11%2Fobama_is_killing_yemen_a_yemeni&amp;t=MTFjNjhkZTQ1NGQ0NDdkNGZmZTZmMmFiNDRiZDFmZmM3YTFmNmNmOCxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">associated his name with terror</a> the world over.</li> <li>He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fcommentisfree%2F2017%2Fjan%2F09%2Famerica-dropped-26171-bombs-2016-obama-legacy&amp;t=MWRhNzU2MDJmMTk0YzQ0NDVkMjk4NTkzMGVlNjZmOTkxYzBjYjg4NixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">dropped 26,000 bombs</a> in the final year of his presidency.</li> <li>He was the <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Ftheantimedia.org%2Fthat-awkward-moment-when-one-nobel-peace-prize-winner-bombs-another%2F&amp;t=NjM4NDAyYzczYzcwZDAzZGI4ZDAyYTk4NTBhNWQ0MTM1MDkzMDlkZSxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">only Nobel Peace Prize winner to bomb another Nobel Peace Prize winner.</a> </li> <br/></ul></blockquote> <p>&gt;implying deporting illegas and killing terrorist is bad</p> </blockquote> <p>He killed innocent children you absolute walnut.</p> </blockquote> <p>Did he do it on purpose ? When you are at war civilian get killed. </p> </blockquote> <p>How about the expansion of the NSA? How about ordering drone strikes on American citizens? How about literally every other thing listed up there that you skipped over to go “hurr durr at least he killed terrorists”? Are you fucking serious right now?</p> <p>And to all you clowns saying “other presidents did it too!” no shit. Never said they didn’t. I’m just tired of people kissing Obama’s ass and acting like he’s God’s gift to man instead of a warmonger just because he plays basketball and sounds more eloquent than Trump.</p> </blockquote> <p> “When you are at war civilian get killed.” </p> <p>Yea, maybe, <i>maybe</i> that would be acceptable reasoning in a conventional war between 2 or more nations during times of total war. </p> <p>But the war in Yeman, Iraq, and Afghanistan aren’t total wars, they’re “conflicts”. A good portion of those civilians being bombed have no stake at all in the the wider conflict, most don’t even know who’s fighting and why, they have nothing to do with anything. </p> <p>We just decided to conduct operations in the region for our specific interest and target a very specific group that operates independently from the country’s government and larger populations. We have no right what so ever to kill civilians. </p> <p>That would be like if Russia started putting predator drones over California and said “don’t worry we’re only targeting Bloods”, and then proceeded to bomb random weddings and birthday parties and sporting events on the off chance that one or more individuals in said gathering <i>might</i> be a Blood. </p> <p>And then everyone gets mad and some idiot online says “why are you getting mad it’s a war deaths happen”<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Exactly. It blows my mind to see so-called conservatives actually defend this trash heap for escalating conflict in the Middle East because “muh dead terrorists tho”.</p>
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Black History Month, Shit, and Tumblr: <p><a href="https://its-a-human-thing.tumblr.com/post/170687265652/celticpyro-judgingeternity" class="tumblr_blog">its-a-human-thing</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/170687218499/judgingeternity-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://judgingeternity.tumblr.com/post/170668724081/siryouarebeingmocked-shieldspatriot" class="tumblr_blog">judgingeternity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/170668243355/shieldspatriot-butts-and-uppercuts-heres" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://shieldspatriot.tumblr.com/post/170435198638/butts-and-uppercuts-heres-the-perfect-2018" class="tumblr_blog">shieldspatriot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://butts-and-uppercuts.tumblr.com/post/170424632142/heres-the-perfect-2018-black-history-month-image" class="tumblr_blog">butts-and-uppercuts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Here’s the perfect 2018 Black History Month image: Black Panther slapping the shit out of Tony Stark.</p></blockquote> <p>How about here’s the actual perfect 2018 Black History Month image where T’Challa is being a good friend to Tony and slapped him to snap him out of actual explicit suicide ideation. </p> <p>How about Black History Month where T’Challa refuses to let his friend kill himself and just give up. </p> <p>How about Black History Month where you don’t make a black man violent just violence’s sake and actually take the WHOLE SCENE IN CONTEXT?</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="782" data-orig-width="506"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4f37b6f65982224dbee60a1b14489adb/tumblr_inline_p3jsg5RLbY1qi6kj7_500.jpg" data-orig-height="782" data-orig-width="506"/></figure></blockquote> <p>In other words, the actual context is even cooler than what OP presented, but OP took it out of context to fuel their anti-white hateboner.</p> </blockquote> <p>Well that doesn’t exactly surprise anyone does it? Hero’s are meant to be someone to aspire to, but by taking his actions out of context it allows op to aspire to being the shit heap he already is versus the paragon that Black Panther is written to be.</p> </blockquote> <p>T’Challa was snapping his friend out of self-destructive behavior and OP took it out of context to make it look like he was hitting him for no reason. Wow.</p> </blockquote> <p>How do you actively make someone look <i>worse</i> and then tell people to look up to that person?<br/></p></blockquote>
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Beautiful, Facebook, and Love: br OWNERS OF DUCO EVENTS SET TO PART WAYS NV 16 724 dancinbutterfly: kc749: littlereddove: han-j1: evilqueenofgallifrey: so a racist got utterly demolished in less than 30 seconds on the New Zealand morning news on Monday and it’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen who knew a white guy could be capable of such an iconic response, he knows what’s up and is having none of that shit, every other white guy take notes tbh I love that he said Pakeha Can someone write what its being said in this? Male co-host: We have had a whole heap of feedback regarding Te Tai Tokerau MP Kelvin Davis’s proposal to institute a prison run on Māori values into New Zealand. He’s looking at potentially establishing this prison up north. It isn’t Labour policy just yet, it’s just an idea of Kelvin Davis’s. And this has been really really divisive on our Facebook page this morning. (sarcastically) Here I think we have the single greatest email, the single greatest message we have ever had on breakfast. (clears throat deliberately) “’Janice’ says: Good morning. I’m sick of hearing that Māori need different treatment. If they don’t want to live in our society, then maybe we should put them all on an island and leave them to it.” Male co-host: “Janice. That is LITERALLY what happened! That is the history of our country. Last I checked, Māori WERE on an island, they were left to it, and then Pākehā (Māori term for white New Zealanders) turned up and look how that worked out. But thank you very much for that brilliant insight. Goodness me. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, they actually-“ Female co-host: “Actually, you can’t even get angry, you just actually need to laugh and then screw it up and put it under the desk. Just when you thought-“ Male co-host: (mimicking letter) “’Put them all on an island, leave them to it.’ Yeah. What a great idea that is Janice. I really need “What a great idea that is, Janice.” to be a meme filled with those stupid complete cognitive dissonance bigoted statements.
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Life, Scooter, and Tumblr: HAVE FUN WITH OCT NO. 5 WoOW! WHAT A o NEAT JOB! HOT IGNITION TWIN CARBURETORS, HIGH COMPRESSION HEAP HEIRI SCARPEL SOEST·100 PAGES OF Gins,GALSand GAGS! BUDDIES DEBnE GREATWHAT FORM!BUTGIRLS.. YOU WERE GAME WHAT STYLE! WONDERFUL /BINKY 、TERRIFIC!! THE BIGGEST LITTLE BUY IN COMICS! ww.inntilah he@mles.com T DC COD Scooter wing witih NOV NO. 15 12 SO THATs T WHAT YOU MEANT BY... ON THE JOB 、 TRAINING. LIFE GU <p><a href="http://slytherinconservative.tumblr.com/post/169091471189/libertarirynn-so-at-the-antique-shop-today-i-came" class="tumblr_blog">slytherinconservative</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/169090426784/so-at-the-antique-shop-today-i-came-across-a-comic" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>So at the antique shop today I came across a comic series called “Binky’s Buddies” and either it’s made by the folks who made Archie, or the biggest ripoff I’ve ever laid eyes on.</p></blockquote> <p>It was published by DC comics according to Wikipedia, but one of the Artists Henry Scapelli was the main artist for Archie. I think these came first.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Nope! At least from what I see Archie premiered in 1941 and this thing came out in 1948. But I’m relieved to find out the artist is the same because the resemblance is uncanny.</p>

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Being Weird, Birthday, and Church: HAP ST.JO ST RACYLCHRISTIANSON WWw.PoRTR cww.RISTT RAITSOESAINTS.COM <p><a href="http://stillwaitingforaliens.tumblr.com/post/162206601056/libertarirynn-portraitsofsaints-happy-birthday" class="tumblr_blog">stillwaitingforaliens</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/162205580869/portraitsofsaints-happy-birthday-the-nativity-of" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://portraitsofsaints.tumblr.com/post/162198615092/happy-birthday-the-nativity-of-st-john-the" class="tumblr_blog">portraitsofsaints</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2>HAPPY BIRTHDAY<br/>The Nativity of St. John the Baptist<br/>Saint John the Baptist</h2> <p><b>Died: 30 AD<br/>Feast day: June 24 (birth) August 29 (death)<br/>Patronage: convulsions, epilepsy, hailstorms, baptism, converts, lambs, Jordan<br/><br/>John the Baptist was the son of Zachary and Elizabeth and cousin of Jesus. John began his ministry around age 27, preaching a message of repentance to the people of Jerusalem. He converted many and prepared the way for the coming of Jesus. He Baptized Christ, after which he stepped away and told his disciples to follow Jesus. Imprisoned by King Herod and was beheaded.</b></p> <p><a href="https://www.portraitsofsaints.com/collections/all/all-images-st-john-the-baptist"><b>{website}</b></a></p> </blockquote> <p>Idk about Catholics but the Orthodox have like 4 or 5 feast days for St. John, including a few foe discoveries and rediscoveries of his head.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m Roman Catholic, and I’d love to hear more about these Orthodox feast days for St. John’s head.</p> </blockquote> <p>We celebrate five feast days for St. John the Baptist: his birth, his death, and the first, second, and third finding of his precious head (I’m not being weird they literally call it “precious head”). </p><blockquote><p>First and Second Finding of the Head of St. John the Baptist (February 24). According to church tradition, after the execution of John the Baptist, his disciples buried his body at Sebaste, but Herodias took his severed head and buried it in a dung heap. Later, Saint Joanna, who was married to Herod’s steward,[6] secretly took his head and buried it on the Mount of Olives, where it remained hidden for centuries. </p><p>The First Finding occurred in the fourth century. The property on the Mount of Olives where the head was buried eventually passed into the possession of a government official who became a monk with the name of Innocent. He built a church and a monastic cell there. When he started to dig the foundation, the vessel with the head of John the Baptist was uncovered, but fearful that the relic might be abused by unbelievers, he hid it again in the same place it had been found. Upon his death, the church fell into ruin and was destroyed.</p> <p>The Second Finding occurred in the year 452. During the days of Constantine the Great, two monks on a pilgrimage to Jerusalem reportedly saw visions of John the Baptist, who revealed to them the location of his head. They uncovered the relic, placed it in a sack and proceeded home. Along the way, they encountered an unnamed potter and gave him the bag to carry, not telling him what it was. John the Baptist appeared to him and ordered him to flee from the careless and lazy monks, with what he held in his hands. He did so and took the head home with him. Before his death, he placed it in a container and gave it to his sister. After some time, a hieromonk by the name of Eustathius, an Arian, came into possession of it, using it to attract followers to his teaching. He buried the head in a cave, near Emesa. Eventually, a monastery was built at that place. In the year 452, St. John the Baptist appeared to Archimandrite Marcellus of this monastery and indicated where his head was hidden in a water jar buried in the earth. The relic was brought into the city of Emesa and was later transferred to Constantinople.</p> <p>Third Finding of the Head of St. John the Baptist (May 25). The head was transferred to Comana of Cappadocia during a period of Muslim raids (about 820), and it was hidden in the ground during a period of iconoclastic persecution. When the veneration of icons was restored in 850, Patriarch Ignatius of Constantinople (847-857) saw in a vision the place where the head of St. John had been hidden. The patriarch communicated this to the emperor Michael III, who sent a delegation to Comana, where the head was found. Afterwards, the head was again transferred to Nyc, and here on May 25, it was placed in a church at the court.</p></blockquote> (Source: Wikipedia)

stillwaitingforaliens: libertarirynn: portraitsofsaints: HAPPY BIRTHDAYThe Nativity of St. John the BaptistSaint John the Baptist Died: 3...

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