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The Holy Water Monopoly: Monique Thebo the catholic church artificially inflates the scarcity of holy water, for they can bless an entire aquifer, but refuse to, for they do not care about the banishment of demons but the power they hold by maintaininga monopoly on holy water 1:20 PM-6 May 2018 3 Retweets 7 Likes follow for more sick burns against the catholic church https://twitter.com/grapholect volnixshin We need an anarchist priest to go rogue and bless the entire ocean the-lincolnshire-poacher The actual limit is that a priest can only bless water that they can see. Also blessing the ocean is inadvisable because then you'd have holy water full of fish shit which is seen as being kind of disrespectful to the concept of holy water. Also-also they don't "artificially inflate" the scarcity of holy water because... it's free? You're not supposed to accept money for it at all ever? If there's a priest out there selling holy water, that's against the rules justsomeantifas SOUNDS LIKE CONVENIENT BIG CATHOLIC PROPAGANDA moonlandingwasfaked pure water" is more desirable but in "desperate situations where a priest is unavailable" anyone can make holy water envizib Tbh I was complaining about this to my mom the other day. They give out little bottles of holy water at my church and they're so f****** stingy with it. Like stop being selfish with that holy water before I tell God on you justsomeantifas finally someones talking about the issues smh regthelion what are y'all trying to do with all this holy water? justsomeantifas nperov.com THE DEMONS ARE ONTO US. ABORT MISSION Source: justsomeantifas 505 notes The Holy Water Monopoly
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rodham: Eminem ethered Donald Trump and allll the racists at the Hip Hop Awards, y’all. This the calm before the storm right here Wait, how was I gonna start this off? I forgot Oh, yeah: That’s an awfully hot coffee pot. Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not But that’s all I got ‘til I come up with a solid plot.Got a plan, and now I gotta hatch it.. Like a damn Apache with a tomahawk I'ma walk inside a mosque on Ramadan and say a prayer that every time Donald talks she gets a mop–ahh, I'ma stop. But we better give Obama props.. ‘Cause what we got in office now’s a kamikaze that’ll probably cause a nuclear holocaust.. And while the drama pops and he waits for shit to quiet down he’ll just gas his plane up and fly around til the bombing stops. Intensities heightened, tensions are rising.. Trump, when it comes to giving a shit, you’re stingy as I am. Except when it comes to having the balls to go against me, you hide 'em.. 'Cause you don’t got the fucking nuts like an empty asylum.Racism’s the only thing he’s fantastic for 'cause that’s how he gets his fucking rocks off and he’s orange.. Yeah, sick tan, that’s why he wants us to disband.. 'Cause he can not withstand the fact we’re not afraid of Trump.. Fuck walkin’ on egg shells, I came to stomp.. That’s why he keeps screamin’, “Drain the swamp” 'Cause he’s in quicksand.It’s like we take a step forwards, then backwards.. But this is his form of distraction.. Plus, he gets an enormous reaction when he attacks the NFL so we focus on that Instead of talking Puerto Rico or gun reform for Nevada.. All these horrible tragedies and he’s bored and would rather cause a Twitter storm with the Packers. Then says he wants to lower our taxes.. Then who’s gonna pay for his extravagant trips back and forth with his fam to his golf resorts and his mansions? Same shit that he tormented Hillary for and he slandered.. Then does it more. From his endorsement of Bannon. Support from the Klansmen. Tiki torches in hand for the soldier that’s black and comes home from Iraq and is still told to go back to Africa. Fork and a dagger in this racist 94-year-old grandpa who keeps ignoring our past historical, deplorable factors.Now, if you’re a black athlete You’re a spoiled little brat for tryna use your platform or your stature.. To try to give those a voice who don’t have one.. He says, “You’re spittin’ in the face of vets who fought for us, you bastards”.. Unless you’re a POW who’s tortured and battered.. 'Cause to him, you’re zeros.. 'Cause he don’t like his war heroes captured.. That’s not disrespecting the military.Fuck that, this is for Colin, ball up a fist.. And keep that shit balled like Donald the bitch. “He’s gonna get rid of all immigrants” “He’s gonna build that thing up taller than this” Well, if he does build it, I hope it’s rock solid with bricks. 'Cause like him in politics, I’m using all of his tricks. 'Cause I’m throwing that piece of shit against the wall 'til it sticks.And any fan of mine who’s a supporter of his I’m drawing, in the sand, a line. You’re either for or against. And if you can’t decide who you like more and you’re split.. On who you should stand beside I’ll do it for you with this: “Fuck you!” The rest of America stand up. We love our military, and we love our country. But we fucking hate Trump.: EMINEM 10.06.17 DETROIT, MI rodham: Eminem ethered Donald Trump and allll the racists at the Hip Hop Awards, y’all. This the calm before the storm right here Wait, how was I gonna start this off? I forgot Oh, yeah: That’s an awfully hot coffee pot. Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not But that’s all I got ‘til I come up with a solid plot.Got a plan, and now I gotta hatch it.. Like a damn Apache with a tomahawk I'ma walk inside a mosque on Ramadan and say a prayer that every time Donald talks she gets a mop–ahh, I'ma stop. But we better give Obama props.. ‘Cause what we got in office now’s a kamikaze that’ll probably cause a nuclear holocaust.. And while the drama pops and he waits for shit to quiet down he’ll just gas his plane up and fly around til the bombing stops. Intensities heightened, tensions are rising.. Trump, when it comes to giving a shit, you’re stingy as I am. Except when it comes to having the balls to go against me, you hide 'em.. 'Cause you don’t got the fucking nuts like an empty asylum.Racism’s the only thing he’s fantastic for 'cause that’s how he gets his fucking rocks off and he’s orange.. Yeah, sick tan, that’s why he wants us to disband.. 'Cause he can not withstand the fact we’re not afraid of Trump.. Fuck walkin’ on egg shells, I came to stomp.. That’s why he keeps screamin’, “Drain the swamp” 'Cause he’s in quicksand.It’s like we take a step forwards, then backwards.. But this is his form of distraction.. Plus, he gets an enormous reaction when he attacks the NFL so we focus on that Instead of talking Puerto Rico or gun reform for Nevada.. All these horrible tragedies and he’s bored and would rather cause a Twitter storm with the Packers. Then says he wants to lower our taxes.. Then who’s gonna pay for his extravagant trips back and forth with his fam to his golf resorts and his mansions? Same shit that he tormented Hillary for and he slandered.. Then does it more. From his endorsement of Bannon. Support from the Klansmen. Tiki torches in hand for the soldier that’s black and comes home from Iraq and is still told to go back to Africa. Fork and a dagger in this racist 94-year-old grandpa who keeps ignoring our past historical, deplorable factors.Now, if you’re a black athlete You’re a spoiled little brat for tryna use your platform or your stature.. To try to give those a voice who don’t have one.. He says, “You’re spittin’ in the face of vets who fought for us, you bastards”.. Unless you’re a POW who’s tortured and battered.. 'Cause to him, you’re zeros.. 'Cause he don’t like his war heroes captured.. That’s not disrespecting the military.Fuck that, this is for Colin, ball up a fist.. And keep that shit balled like Donald the bitch. “He’s gonna get rid of all immigrants” “He’s gonna build that thing up taller than this” Well, if he does build it, I hope it’s rock solid with bricks. 'Cause like him in politics, I’m using all of his tricks. 'Cause I’m throwing that piece of shit against the wall 'til it sticks.And any fan of mine who’s a supporter of his I’m drawing, in the sand, a line. You’re either for or against. And if you can’t decide who you like more and you’re split.. On who you should stand beside I’ll do it for you with this: “Fuck you!” The rest of America stand up. We love our military, and we love our country. But we fucking hate Trump.
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Eminem Spits Powerful, Politically Charged Verse At 2017 BET Hip Hop Awards: “We Love Our Military. We Love Our Country. But We F**kin Hate Trump!” - blogged by @MsJennyb (video @bet) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Tuesday, the 2017 BET Hip Hop Awards aired with special performances by Yo Gotti, Uncle Luke and Cardi B, who won big with five awards throughout the night. The annual show featured its highly anticipated cypher segment, where underground and up and coming rappers freestyle over a classic beat. However, the most talked about cypher of the night, came from none other than Eminem. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The rapper dropped an explosive politically charged verse exclusively for the BET Hip Hop Awards, where he drew a line in the sand, separating himself from his fans that are in support of Donald Trump. In the 4:34 minute verse, Eminem ripped Trump apart for his divisive language and used his platform and privilege to combat prejudice. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “We better give Obama props, cause what we got in office now is a kamikaze that’ll probably cause a nuclear holocaust. And while the drama pops and he waits for shit to quiet down, he’ll just gas his plane up and fly around til the bombing stops,” Em rapped in his solo cypher. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Intensities heighten, tensions are rising. Trump when it comes to giving a shit; you’re stingy as I am. Except when it comes to having the balls to go against me, you hide them. Cause you don’t got the f*ckin nuts, like an empty asylum.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Yeah, sick tan. That’s why he wants us to disband cause he cannot withstand the fact that we are not afraid of Trump. F*ck walking on eggshells, I came to stomp. That’s why he keep screaming drain the swamp cause he’s in quicksand.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Eminem then rapped about Trump’s mismanagement of the issues in the world. Instead of discussing gun reform in Nevada, he focuses on his issues with NFL player protests as a ......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile): Eminem Spits Powerful, Politically Charged Verse At 2017 BET Hip Hop Awards: "We Love Our Military. We Love Our Country. But We F*kin Hate Trump!" @balleralert #HIPHOPAWARDS 2 Eminem Spits Powerful, Politically Charged Verse At 2017 BET Hip Hop Awards: “We Love Our Military. We Love Our Country. But We F**kin Hate Trump!” - blogged by @MsJennyb (video @bet) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Tuesday, the 2017 BET Hip Hop Awards aired with special performances by Yo Gotti, Uncle Luke and Cardi B, who won big with five awards throughout the night. The annual show featured its highly anticipated cypher segment, where underground and up and coming rappers freestyle over a classic beat. However, the most talked about cypher of the night, came from none other than Eminem. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The rapper dropped an explosive politically charged verse exclusively for the BET Hip Hop Awards, where he drew a line in the sand, separating himself from his fans that are in support of Donald Trump. In the 4:34 minute verse, Eminem ripped Trump apart for his divisive language and used his platform and privilege to combat prejudice. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “We better give Obama props, cause what we got in office now is a kamikaze that’ll probably cause a nuclear holocaust. And while the drama pops and he waits for shit to quiet down, he’ll just gas his plane up and fly around til the bombing stops,” Em rapped in his solo cypher. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Intensities heighten, tensions are rising. Trump when it comes to giving a shit; you’re stingy as I am. Except when it comes to having the balls to go against me, you hide them. Cause you don’t got the f*ckin nuts, like an empty asylum.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Yeah, sick tan. That’s why he wants us to disband cause he cannot withstand the fact that we are not afraid of Trump. F*ck walking on eggshells, I came to stomp. That’s why he keep screaming drain the swamp cause he’s in quicksand.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Eminem then rapped about Trump’s mismanagement of the issues in the world. Instead of discussing gun reform in Nevada, he focuses on his issues with NFL player protests as a ......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)
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Bruh. How when the airplane hitting all type of turbulence and bouncing all over the clouds and shit, it's people on the plane acting like shit's sweet. Like the kids - I get it. They think this is a roller coaster or some shit. But u adults? Y'all know this shit ain't a game. Ain't yall seen the movies where the plane crashes and people start eating each other? The South American rugby team Bruh they ate each other. If I learnt anything from Hollywood it's that every time I step on a plane, it might crash in a undisclosed location and I might have to roast a motherfucker and sustain myself on their meat. With that said: Dear Martha the Big Lady Next To Me Doing Crossword Puzzles Like Shit's Sweet, giggling and eyeing me because I'm praying to God to let us land safely: rest assured u gon be the first to have a heart attack and then the first to die and the fat on your frame is gonna ensure that u gon be tasty AF when I cook yo ass. I got a apple in my carry-on too because I pack clean snacks when I travel. So when we crash in these Rocky Mountains imma build a fire, find a stick sturdy enuf to hold yo ass up, put this apple in yo mouth, and rotisserie yo ass, no offense. Everyone on the plane gon be like "smash chill emergency rescue people will see us!" And imma be like "nahhhhhh b, we gotta eat Martha's tasty, 'ideal fat marbling' ass, off principle. She was snickering at me for being a scared lil bitch and praying for forgiveness while we were hitting 'air bumps', she getting eaten now. Anyone got hot sauce??" And people gon be reluctant at first but on Day 4 of starvation when rescue vehicles can't reach us, yall gon eat TF out of Martha. And u gon look at me like "wow, this is scary, it's like this motherfucker been planning this shit, like Martha taste a little TOO good, lemme get some of that buttery assmeat, don't be stingy..." BoneAppTheTeeth MarthaYourFleshTastesAmazing SmashYouWilinBruh iKnowThat 🙋‍♂️😂😂😂: LOOK AT THE LIL PAWS LOOK AT THE LIL TONGUE LOOK AT THE LIL ROAST CHICKEN SQUEAKY TOY @DrSmashlove Bruh. How when the airplane hitting all type of turbulence and bouncing all over the clouds and shit, it's people on the plane acting like shit's sweet. Like the kids - I get it. They think this is a roller coaster or some shit. But u adults? Y'all know this shit ain't a game. Ain't yall seen the movies where the plane crashes and people start eating each other? The South American rugby team Bruh they ate each other. If I learnt anything from Hollywood it's that every time I step on a plane, it might crash in a undisclosed location and I might have to roast a motherfucker and sustain myself on their meat. With that said: Dear Martha the Big Lady Next To Me Doing Crossword Puzzles Like Shit's Sweet, giggling and eyeing me because I'm praying to God to let us land safely: rest assured u gon be the first to have a heart attack and then the first to die and the fat on your frame is gonna ensure that u gon be tasty AF when I cook yo ass. I got a apple in my carry-on too because I pack clean snacks when I travel. So when we crash in these Rocky Mountains imma build a fire, find a stick sturdy enuf to hold yo ass up, put this apple in yo mouth, and rotisserie yo ass, no offense. Everyone on the plane gon be like "smash chill emergency rescue people will see us!" And imma be like "nahhhhhh b, we gotta eat Martha's tasty, 'ideal fat marbling' ass, off principle. She was snickering at me for being a scared lil bitch and praying for forgiveness while we were hitting 'air bumps', she getting eaten now. Anyone got hot sauce??" And people gon be reluctant at first but on Day 4 of starvation when rescue vehicles can't reach us, yall gon eat TF out of Martha. And u gon look at me like "wow, this is scary, it's like this motherfucker been planning this shit, like Martha taste a little TOO good, lemme get some of that buttery assmeat, don't be stingy..." BoneAppTheTeeth MarthaYourFleshTastesAmazing SmashYouWilinBruh iKnowThat 🙋‍♂️😂😂😂
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