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The Story of the Antichrist: writing-prompt-s Your church-going, God-worshipping sister adopted a small child and you re excited to see them. But when you do, the child is a menace. They're throwing things everywhere, setting furniture on fire with seemingly nothing, chanting in Latin to summon demons, but the weirdest thing is that your sister doesn't seem to mind mababees "You literally adopted the antichrist, Anne. What the fuck." "Yeah, I knew when I saw him at the orphanage. I figured if the kid had some decent fucking parenting that we could avoid the whole 'Revelations' shite. Nasty business, that." George, who's name has been kindly changed from Damien, approaches his new mother with a huge spider in his hands. It promptly bursts into flames. "Good job, love. Now go find the rest." George's face makes no expression, but his eyes shine when he recieves a pat on the head for his efforts. talieclandestine As the months go by, George seems to settle down. He adjusts to school, friends, and the positive reinforcement Anne gives him. She encourages the good he does, even though the powers he uses aren't "good". When she gets calls from the school, it's about a rambunctious boy that won't sit still. Not a destroyer of the world and innocence. It's at Christmas dinner, that you let slip your amazement to your mother. How good Anne is for him and how he's improved a lot. Still summoning hellhounds for games of fetch, though "Oh, he'll forget how to do that when he falls in love the first time," Your mother laughs, smiling wide. "How do you know that," you ask bewildered "Because, you did The Story of the Antichrist
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Preferred version: dusty-purple I just love the myth of Persephone, i mean the real, original version of it, because it's not like she got kidnapped, no, this bitch was la-de-da-ing in a meadow and she just happened to find an entrance to the Underworld and she was like "Imma check this out. And she just wanders into the Underworld and discovers that hey this place ain't too bad. Meanwhile Hades is in the background"????? UM??? PRETTY GIRL??? WHY ARE YOU HERE?????? YOU AREN'T DEAD??? And Persephone (who was originally called Kore just a little fyi) just looked at him and said "I like it here. I'm staying. And Hades kinda just went with it, until Demeter started throwing the temper tantrum of the millenium upstairs and Zeus had to intervene because this shit was getting out of hand and its actually his job to be admistrator of justice. Which considering the shit he gets up to is kinda histerical but that's another story there. And basically Persephone wasn't a prisoner or kidnap victim at all she just really loved the Underworld and her (eventual) husband, and the Greeks feared her arguably more than her husband because Hades could be reasoned with but Persephone was the one laying the smack down on sinners, and really, who wouldn't be at least a little scared of someone who's name means something along the lines of "the destroyer Basically, Persephone is amazing and everbody needs to get on her level garnetthefirst ithink the best part of that myth is that Zeus decided to change Kore's name to Persephone (basically "the one who brings chaos") only because she wanted to stay in the underworld and SHE WOULDNT FUCKING LISTEN then Zeus, all-mighty king of the gods, kinda gives up and goes "fine, but you're going to visit your mom "also, I changed your name "get rekt achillvs Also, if I'm not mistaken, Kore means "little girl so imagine going from that to "chaos bringer parzifalsjudgment I mean, going from little girl to chaos bringer sounds like a p solid deal to me, sign me up Source: dusty-purple 86,676 notes Preferred version
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Persephone: dusty-purple I just love the myth of Persephone, i mean the real, original version of it, because it's not like she got kidnapped, no, this bitch was la-de-da-ing in a meadow and she just happened to find an entrance to the Underworld and she was like "Imma check this out. And she just wanders into the Underworid and discovers that hey this place ain't too bad Meanwhile Hades is in the background??2?? UM??? PRETTY GIRL?? WHY ARE YOU HERE?????? YOU AREN'T DEAD??? And Persephone (who was originally called Kore just a little fyi) just looked at him and said "I like it here. I'm staying." And Hades kinda just went with it, until Demeter started throwing the temper tantrum of the millenium upstairs and Zeus had to intervene because this shit was getting out of hand and its actually his job to be admistrator of justice Which considering the shit he gets up to is kinda histerical but that's another story there. And basically Persephone wasn't a prisoner or kidnap victim at all she just really loved the Underworld and her (eventual) husband, and the Greeks feared her arguably more than her husband because Hades could be reasoned with but Persephone was the one laying the smack down on sinners and really, who wouldn't be at least a little scared of someone who's name means something along the lines of "the destroyer Basically, Persephone is amazing and everbody needs to get on her level garnetthefirst i think the best part of that myth is that Zeus decided to change Kore's name to Persephone (basically "the one who brings chaos") only because she wanted to stay in the underworld and SHE WOULDN'T FUCKING LISTEN then Zeus, all-mighty king of the gods, kinda gives up and goes fine, but you're going to visit your mom "also, I changed your name "get rekt achillvs Also, if I'm not mistaken, Kore means little girl so imagine going from that to "chaos bringer parzifalsjudgment I mean, going from little girl to chaos bringer sounds like a p solid deal to me sign me up Source: dusty-purple 86,676 notes Persephone
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Africans in the west: So you have "made it" my brother. You need to celebrate so you befriend some Europeans who want to sell you jewellery mined in Africa, probably by a child living in poverty, you put on your outfit from some french company that is overpriced, you drive in your car owned by Germans, to the European club, buy champagne owned by Italians, it's time to spend that European money on African women, so that they can buy pricey European perfume because Shea butter isn't enough, more make up owned by Europeans full of waste chemicals from the European mining companies in Africa who don't pay tax there, so she can get fibroids & go to the European trained doctor in the European hospital, so he can advise her that he is going to cut out part of her Uterus & throw it away. She buys European heels that give her foot & back problems, she puts relaxer, bleach & heat from European straighteners on her African hair & wonders why she has thyroid problems. You show no signs of African culture, because your "success" is European. You don't care for your ancestors because you are a co*n puppet, you don't care for the ancestors who fought for you to be free. Now you put all of your money earned from super rich Europeans, who eventually stole this wealth from Africa, in a European bank, they give loans to other Europeans to gentrify your ex area, you worship to the same "god" in who's name you were enslaved by Europeans, that's why you are in the west & you donate every Sunday. This money goes into European banks who are responsible for in large the destruction of wildlife, & the environment globally. As the US has contributed for many years to over 51% of global carbon emissions, who owns most of the corporations in the US? Well it's not Africans. You show off their money, in their bags from their banks & you think you are free? You are loving the prison they keep you in. Stockholm syndrome, they do the same to their own but they did it off your back. You celebrate a black president in a White House built by slaves as European police take African lives. Made it chakabars: DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A F*CK? @chakabars Africans in the west: So you have "made it" my brother. You need to celebrate so you befriend some Europeans who want to sell you jewellery mined in Africa, probably by a child living in poverty, you put on your outfit from some french company that is overpriced, you drive in your car owned by Germans, to the European club, buy champagne owned by Italians, it's time to spend that European money on African women, so that they can buy pricey European perfume because Shea butter isn't enough, more make up owned by Europeans full of waste chemicals from the European mining companies in Africa who don't pay tax there, so she can get fibroids & go to the European trained doctor in the European hospital, so he can advise her that he is going to cut out part of her Uterus & throw it away. She buys European heels that give her foot & back problems, she puts relaxer, bleach & heat from European straighteners on her African hair & wonders why she has thyroid problems. You show no signs of African culture, because your "success" is European. You don't care for your ancestors because you are a co*n puppet, you don't care for the ancestors who fought for you to be free. Now you put all of your money earned from super rich Europeans, who eventually stole this wealth from Africa, in a European bank, they give loans to other Europeans to gentrify your ex area, you worship to the same "god" in who's name you were enslaved by Europeans, that's why you are in the west & you donate every Sunday. This money goes into European banks who are responsible for in large the destruction of wildlife, & the environment globally. As the US has contributed for many years to over 51% of global carbon emissions, who owns most of the corporations in the US? Well it's not Africans. You show off their money, in their bags from their banks & you think you are free? You are loving the prison they keep you in. Stockholm syndrome, they do the same to their own but they did it off your back. You celebrate a black president in a White House built by slaves as European police take African lives. Made it chakabars
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