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firesuns: spirituallyminded: It occurred to Pooh and Piglet that they hadn’t heard from Eeyore for several days, so they put on their hats and coats and trotted across the Hundred Acre Wood to Eeyore’s stick house. Inside the house was Eeyore. “Hello Eeyore,” said Pooh. “Hello Pooh. Hello Piglet,” said Eeyore, in a Glum Sounding Voice. “We just thought we’d check in on you,” said Piglet, “because we hadn’t heard from you, and so we wanted to know if you were okay.” Eeyore was silent for a moment. “Am I okay?” he asked, eventually. “Well, I don’t know, to be honest. Are any of us really okay? That’s what I ask myself. All I can tell you, Pooh and Piglet, is that right now I feel really rather Sad, and Alone, and Not Much Fun To Be Around At All. Which is why I haven’t bothered you. Because you wouldn’t want to waste your time hanging out with someone who is Sad, and Alone, and Not Much Fun To Be Around At All, would you now.” Pooh looked and Piglet, and Piglet looked at Pooh, and they both sat down, one on either side of Eeyore in his stick house. Eeyore looked at them in surprise. “What are you doing?” “We’re sitting here with you,” said Pooh, “because we are your friends. And true friends don’t care if someone is feeling Sad, or Alone, or Not Much Fun To Be Around At All. True friends are there for you anyway. And so here we are.” “Oh,” said Eeyore. “Oh.” And the three of them sat there in silence, and while Pooh and Piglet said nothing at all; somehow, almost imperceptibly, Eeyore started to feel a very tiny little bit better. Because Pooh and Piglet were There. No more; no less. ~ Kathryn Wallace : firesuns: spirituallyminded: It occurred to Pooh and Piglet that they hadn’t heard from Eeyore for several days, so they put on their hats and coats and trotted across the Hundred Acre Wood to Eeyore’s stick house. Inside the house was Eeyore. “Hello Eeyore,” said Pooh. “Hello Pooh. Hello Piglet,” said Eeyore, in a Glum Sounding Voice. “We just thought we’d check in on you,” said Piglet, “because we hadn’t heard from you, and so we wanted to know if you were okay.” Eeyore was silent for a moment. “Am I okay?” he asked, eventually. “Well, I don’t know, to be honest. Are any of us really okay? That’s what I ask myself. All I can tell you, Pooh and Piglet, is that right now I feel really rather Sad, and Alone, and Not Much Fun To Be Around At All. Which is why I haven’t bothered you. Because you wouldn’t want to waste your time hanging out with someone who is Sad, and Alone, and Not Much Fun To Be Around At All, would you now.” Pooh looked and Piglet, and Piglet looked at Pooh, and they both sat down, one on either side of Eeyore in his stick house. Eeyore looked at them in surprise. “What are you doing?” “We’re sitting here with you,” said Pooh, “because we are your friends. And true friends don’t care if someone is feeling Sad, or Alone, or Not Much Fun To Be Around At All. True friends are there for you anyway. And so here we are.” “Oh,” said Eeyore. “Oh.” And the three of them sat there in silence, and while Pooh and Piglet said nothing at all; somehow, almost imperceptibly, Eeyore started to feel a very tiny little bit better. Because Pooh and Piglet were There. No more; no less. ~ Kathryn Wallace

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: Germans have a running gag where they pretend the town of Bielefeld does not exist. Even when Angela Merkel talked about a meeting she had in Bielefeld,shieadded- , if it existsat all. Bielefeld has even released a statement insisting their existence, but unknowing ly published it on April 1 existence, but unknowing memeguy-com Why should Germans be the only ones having this kind of fun Fellow citizens of the United States I nominate Wyoming abessinier Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you- the Bielefeld Conspiracy squirrelofdoom You shouldn't spread this kind of nonsense. Non-German followers may believe that Bielefeld actually exists. official-berlin the oldest yet biggest german meme hopeforbrighter Other versions [edit Similar satire conspiracy theories exists in other countries ·図Brazil Acre[12] India: Jhumri Talalya 13 Israet Petah Tikva Italy: Molisel Norway: Kyrksæterora Romania: salaj County Russia: Khabarovsk Spain: Teruel15 Turkey Bilecik6 and Baybur Canada: Winnineal17 Finland The whole country New Zeala . w Piymouth18 voidwerks o Verizon12:05 AM 67% boards.4chan.org -D Board /pol/-Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Home There are allegedly around 6.5 million Finns, right? That's out of a 7.125 billion humans. That means Finns make up .0912% of the planet. 118 KB JPG That's not 9%--that's point zero nine percent, less than a percent, less than a tenth of a percent. To put that another way, 99.9% of the planet are not Finns. How do we know this? Government censuses. Now, the best government censuses have a margin of error of at least 1 %. So Finns make up .0912% of the planet, plus or minus one percent. In conclusion: there is a 50/50 chance Finland doesn't exist. # 2272585077 # 2272585345 I can't say for certain that I believe in Finland's existence
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temporarilypermanenturl: benwinstagram: kanyolo: nuggetfucker98: legalizeact: #SaveTheTrees I feel like an important message is trying to be communicated to me but I have no idea what it is Our forests are being cut down 3x faster than they can grow! One acre of hemp produces as much cellulose fiber pulp as 4.1 acres of trees!!! This is super useful for so many things, especially paper production! In addition, hemp takes in carbon dioxide 4x as fast as trees do, which makes it especially valuable in the act of reducing CO2 emissions/greenhouse gases! 🌲🌲🌲 source  #the scope of the anti-hemp conspiracy in the united states is terrifying once you start doing research tbh#like it was initially smeared/banned bc lumber lobbyists pushed for it to be…#and a major smear tactic was to associate it with black people#who now a hundred years later are the ones primarily being imprisoned for it#and the plant itself has now been inextricably linked to the drug so people won’t even allow for it to be grown for commercial purposes#like paper making (via literallyfuckeveryone) Important reminder that industrial hemp can’t be used as a recreational drug, so if anyone tries to pull that card you can just stop them then and there. There are no real arguments against using industrial hemp, even if you’re rigidly against the legalization of any recreational drugs. : Trees mature ih 50F1oo years Hemp matures in as little as 10o days temporarilypermanenturl: benwinstagram: kanyolo: nuggetfucker98: legalizeact: #SaveTheTrees I feel like an important message is trying to be communicated to me but I have no idea what it is Our forests are being cut down 3x faster than they can grow! One acre of hemp produces as much cellulose fiber pulp as 4.1 acres of trees!!! This is super useful for so many things, especially paper production! In addition, hemp takes in carbon dioxide 4x as fast as trees do, which makes it especially valuable in the act of reducing CO2 emissions/greenhouse gases! 🌲🌲🌲 source  #the scope of the anti-hemp conspiracy in the united states is terrifying once you start doing research tbh#like it was initially smeared/banned bc lumber lobbyists pushed for it to be…#and a major smear tactic was to associate it with black people#who now a hundred years later are the ones primarily being imprisoned for it#and the plant itself has now been inextricably linked to the drug so people won’t even allow for it to be grown for commercial purposes#like paper making (via literallyfuckeveryone) Important reminder that industrial hemp can’t be used as a recreational drug, so if anyone tries to pull that card you can just stop them then and there. There are no real arguments against using industrial hemp, even if you’re rigidly against the legalization of any recreational drugs.
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omfg 😂😂 me on tinder: @caro_bearo yesterday i convinced a boy that i am a beet farmer by using quotes from the office Noto Nate Note lot gosh I love it* You really like beets? Yeah it's realy fun! First rule in roadside beet salos, put the most attractive beets on top, The ones that make you pull the car over and go, 'Wow, I need this beet right now.Those are the money boets. lovet yop That's cool 3201,123 Interesting You know what they say, those who can't farm, farm celery My grandfather left mo a 60-acre Working beet farm. Trun it with my cousin Moso. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants I don't farm but love nature. My family built a cabin 50 years agc no electricity. It's beautiful we own about 75 acres tlove it 132011 12 Pu That's cool 13, 2012, That's really cool 60 acre that's a lot gosh Igrow up on a farm.1 have seen animals having sexin every position imaginable. Goat on chicken Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching You know what they say, those who cant farm, farm celery a2217 11 33AM Yeah it's realy fünl First rule in roadside beet sales, put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, Wow Ineed this beet right now.Those aro the money I don't farm but I love nature. My family built a cabin 50 years ago no electricity. It's beautiful we own about 75 acres Thats awesome Type a Message. Type a Message О Type altessage.." omfg 😂😂 me on tinder

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Sneaking out of the house with a side of frog murder: i Still cant believe sneaking out is an Actual this is just so unrealistic to me like what the fuck how do yal do it??? I have Arguments and 1. like what am i supposed to do if i live in a building??? do i just wait for the elevator?7 do i take the stairs?? mind me there could be a Lot 2. how THE FUCK do yall manage to do all this shit without waking anyone up?2? this is So Fake!! if i so much as sneeze into my pillow my mom will come into my room and see if my ass is okay and then complain that i woke her up 3. HOW THE FUCK DONT YOUR PARENTS REALIZE YALL ARE GONE?? AND HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO COME BACK?? WHAT THE 4. if my mom found out that id been going places in the middle of the night u bet your ass d be dead the next day 5. i dont believe in this concept At All i mean i guess it's possible the way american houses are built but it's still a bit far fetched mo but yea growing up in Puerto Rico in an urbanizacion it was like Imao you can't sneak out in a house like that. first of all our windows are miami style of whatever, second of all there's only 1 functioning door (technically our house had 2 but 1 of them had potted plants on both sides so it was never used but in any case both were on the same side of the house), and the house is so small like you would hear someone opening and closing it, plus you just know at least 1 person on your street would be up and would spill that piping hot tea to your parents the next day so my sister snuck out of the house one night because we live in an old house in the country that's always creaking and "settling" which, good news: is perfect for sneaking out because there's always weird noises anyway we're in the middle of the woods and there's always creepy fucking noises but hey, what are white girls gonna do except sneak out at night and through the woods to go have sex with their boyfriends? and I do literally mean through the woods, our driveway is a quarter of a mile long through actual wooded area, and she wasn't smart enough to grab a flashlight, but she could sort of see the headlights of her boyfriend's car at the very end so it wasn't so bad going down to except when she got dropped off, she had to make the trip back up the driveway, through the dark scary woods, with no light whatsoever, at like 3 am or some other Gonna Get White Girl Murdered time and she was high as fuuuuuuuck so she's creeping her way back up the driveway, trying to move slow or else she'll fall off the ground and get lost in the sky forever then she steps on a frog because we also have a 3 acre "pond" like our property isn't fucking creepy enough already and my first-time-to-ever-be-high sister stepped on a FROG and apparently it both squished and belched, and keep in mind that with no light whatsoever she doesn't know what the fuck just happened AT ALL I wake up to a series of frantic text messages dont tell momd and dad also, just for context, this is also the sister that pierced her own ears and gave herself a stick'n'poke tattoo with a lighter and my mom's sewing needle because she "got restless and picked a fight with a girl two grades above, half a foot taller, and probably a hundred pounds heavier AND WON (it doesn't matter if you're smol if you get 'em and get on top) so waking up to an "I just murdered text from her was actually kind of inevitable. siblings are either ride or die or no officer I've never seen that person before, and that night,I decided I was ride or die so then I take MY dumb white girl ass out into the woods in the middle of the night, but at east I'm smart enough to take a flashlight. sister had already texted me she was "onthe driveways" but again, that's a quarter mile finally I arrive at the scene of the crime sister: sitting in the gravel, crying, makeup a frog: laying still beside her, looking like a slightly smaler Jabba the Hut she points at the frog and sobs that it's a heart obviously a frog, a fucking BIG ASS frog, but still. I'm relieved, but also super pissed because I drug myself out of bed, snuck out too, and dangled my sumptuous human body in front of all the Forest Monsters on my way down here and there isn't even a fucking body just a frog, which I pick up to show her is not a heart, and turns out to only be stunned! not dead! still very much alive and full of peel! so it pisses all over me and slimes out of my also, I totally held my sister's hand with my Piss Hand as I led her back home because she 6. why wouldn't you rather just sleep the journey came home Sneaking out of the house with a side of frog murder
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reasons to not sneak out of the house: starism i Still cant believe sneaking out is an Actual thing that teenagers Do starism this is just so unrealistic to me like what the fuck how do yall do it??? I have Arguments and Questions 1. like what am i supposed to do if i live in a building??? do i just wait for the elevator?? do i take the stairs?? mind me there could be a Lot 2. how THE FUCK do yall manage to do all this shit without waking anyone up?? this is So Fake!! if i so much as sneeze into my pillow my mom will come into my room and see if my ass is okay and then complain that i woke her up 3. HOW THE FUCK DONT YOUR PARENTS REALIZE YALL ARE GONE?? AND HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO COME BACK?? WHAT THE FUCK!! 4. if my mom found out that id been going places in the middle of the night u bet your ass id be dead the next day 5. i dont believe in this concept At All so my sister snuck out of the house one night because we live in an old house in the country that's always creaking and "settling" which, d news: is perfect for sneaking out because there's always weird noises anyway; bad news: we're in the middle of the woods and there's always creepy fucking noises but hey, what are white girls gonna do except sneak out at night and through the woods to go have sex with their boyfriends? cou and I do literally mean through the woods. our driveway is a quarter of a mile long through actual wooded area, and she wasn't smart enough to grab a flashlight. but she could sort of see the headlights of her boyfriend's car at the very end so it wasn't so bad going down to be picked up except when she got dropped off, she had to make the trip back up the driveway, through the dark scary woods, with no light whatsoever, at like 3 am or some other Gonna Get White Girl Murdered time and she was high as fuuuuuuuuuuck so she's creeping her way back up the driveway, trying to move slow or else she'll fall off the ground and get lost in the sky forever. really then she steps on a frog because we also have a 3 acre "pond" like our property isn't fucking creepy enough already and my first-time-to-ever-be-high sister stepped on a FROG and apparently it both squished and belched, and keep in mind that with no light whatsoever she doesnt know what the fuck just happened AT ALL I wake up to a series of frantic text messages hlp he lp HEL dont' tell momd and dad jsut murdered somtheing also, just for context, this is also the sister that pierced her own ears and gave herself a stick'n'poke tattoo with a lighter and my moms sewing needle because she "got restless" and picked a fight with a girl two grades above, half a foot taller, and probably a hundred pounds heavier AND WON (it doesn't matter if you're smol if you get 'em on the ground and get on top) anyway so waking up to an "I just murdered something text from her was. actually kind of inevitable siblings are either ride or die or no officer I've never seen that person before, and that night, I decided I was ride or die so then I take MY dumb white girl ass out into the woods in the middle of the night, but at least I'm smart enough to take a flashlight sister had already texted me she was "onthe driveways" but again that's a quarter mile journey finally I arrive at the scene of the crime sister: sitting in the gravel, crying, makeup a Mess frog: laying still beside her, looking like a slightly smaller Jabba the Hut she points at the frog and sobs that it's a heart. obviously a frog. a fucking BIG ASS frog, but still. I'm relieved, but also super pissed, because I drug myself out of bed, snuck out too, and dangled my sumptuous human body in front of all the Forest Monsters on my way down here and there isn't even a fucking body just a frog, which I pick up to show her is not a heart, and turns out to only be stunned! not deadl still very much alive and full of pee!! so it pisses all over me and slimes out of my hand, escaping into the night also, I totally held my sisters hand with my Piss Hand as Iled her back home because she mia7437 this was a goddamned journey 6. why wouldn't you rather just sleep reasons to not sneak out of the house
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<p><a href="http://practicalmagicisthebestmovie.tumblr.com/post/171742207803/practicalmagicisthebestmovie-like-literally-can" class="tumblr_blog">practicalmagicisthebestmovie</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://practicalmagicisthebestmovie.tumblr.com/post/171741981848/like-literally-can-you-imagine-believing-so" class="tumblr_blog">practicalmagicisthebestmovie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>like literally can you imagine believing so solidly in your talent and charm that you do any of what katy perry is reported to have done in this article i’m HYSTERIC with disbelief</p></blockquote> <p>i’m actually tearing up at the thought of katy perry thinking her fanbase was broad enough to include a bunch of elderly nuns who have devoted their etire lives to God and to their community. literally can you imagine being that in love with the idea of yourself</p> </blockquote>: Telstra 11:47 Katy Perry, please stop: Nun pleads hours before collapsing, dying in court Posted 11 Mar 2018 9:20am AEST A nun who was involved in a lawsuit with pop star Katy Perry over the sale of a convent in LOS Angeles has collapsed and died during a court appearance related to the case Sister Catherine Rose Holzman, 89, was a member of an order of elderly nuns involved in a dispute over the sale of their convent. Perry had offered to buy the eight-acre prop- erty and its Roman-villa-style buildings for $US14.5 million ($18.4 million), and to relo- cate an adjoining house of prayer used by priests. Her bid had the approval of Los An- geles' archbishop But local entrepreneur Dana Hollisteir NEXT STORY * 44%(D, Telstra But local entrepreneur Dana Hollister stepped in and attempted to buy the proper- ty from two nuns who had lived there for SUS15.5 million ($19.7 million). The restaura- teur wanted to turn it into a boutique hotel. 11:47 However, in 2016, a judge ruled the sale to the entrepreneur was invalid. Katy Perry had tried to win over the nuns by singing for them. (Tracey Nearmy: AAP) Hours before her death, Holzman spoke to local media, decrying the ruling clearing the way for the archdiocese of Los Angeles to sell the convent to Perrv. NEXT STORY Telstra 11:47 She told Fox 11 Los Angeles: "To Katy Perry, please stop." It's not doing anyone any good except hurt ing a lot of people." The Sisters of the Most Holy and Immaculate Heart of the Blessed Virgin Mary have owned the property for more than 40 years, but they have not lived in the convent for several years. Perry - daughter of Protestant pastors had tried to win over the nuns, even going so far as to stage a private performance for them, singing Oh Happy Day But the nuns were reportedly unimpressed by the fact Perry had to read tne lyrics on her smartphone and were nonplussed by the tat- too of Jesus on her wrist. Holzman served the church "with dedication and love for many years", Archbishop Jose NEXT STORY l Telstra Holzman served the church "with dedication and love for many years", Archbishop Jose Gomez said in a statement. 11:47 44%) "I was sad to hear the news of her passing and I have offered a mass for the repose of her soul," he said. "We extend our prayers today to the lmmac- ulate Heart of Mary community and to all her friends and loved ones." The nuns are involved in a dispute over the sale of a convent. (Google Maps) NEXT STORY <p><a href="http://practicalmagicisthebestmovie.tumblr.com/post/171742207803/practicalmagicisthebestmovie-like-literally-can" class="tumblr_blog">practicalmagicisthebestmovie</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://practicalmagicisthebestmovie.tumblr.com/post/171741981848/like-literally-can-you-imagine-believing-so" class="tumblr_blog">practicalmagicisthebestmovie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>like literally can you imagine believing so solidly in your talent and charm that you do any of what katy perry is reported to have done in this article i’m HYSTERIC with disbelief</p></blockquote> <p>i’m actually tearing up at the thought of katy perry thinking her fanbase was broad enough to include a bunch of elderly nuns who have devoted their etire lives to God and to their community. literally can you imagine being that in love with the idea of yourself</p> </blockquote>

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‘Toy Story Land’ Set To Open In Florida’s Disney World Resort Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ For ToyStory fans this news is about to take you to infinity and beyond. Disney is opening Toy Story Land in Disney's Hollywood Studios in Florida in less than five months. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This Friday, Toy Story characters Buzz Lightyear, Jessie, Slinky Dog and Woody joined ABC’s Good Morning America team to announce the news. The new area will give visitors the experience of being “shrunken” to the size of a toy, as they venture through a land decked with gigantic Crayons, Green Army Men, Rubik's Cubes, Tinkertoys and other kid nostalgia. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you’d like to go for a ride you can enjoy Alien Swirling Saucers ride, a Slinky Dog Dash rollercoaster and a new, bigger version of the 3D-shooting ride Toy Story Mania!; which has three additional tracks. And if you’re looking for a bite to eat, just stop by at Woody’s Lunch Box for “tasty meals and old-fashioned soda floats.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The production of the 11-acre expansion was first announced at the D23 Expo in 2015. Toy Story Land has already been launched in Hong Kong and Paris. Wake Disney World’s is set to open on June 30.: Toy Story Land' Set To Open In Florida's Disney World Resort @balleralert ‘Toy Story Land’ Set To Open In Florida’s Disney World Resort Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ For ToyStory fans this news is about to take you to infinity and beyond. Disney is opening Toy Story Land in Disney's Hollywood Studios in Florida in less than five months. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This Friday, Toy Story characters Buzz Lightyear, Jessie, Slinky Dog and Woody joined ABC’s Good Morning America team to announce the news. The new area will give visitors the experience of being “shrunken” to the size of a toy, as they venture through a land decked with gigantic Crayons, Green Army Men, Rubik's Cubes, Tinkertoys and other kid nostalgia. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you’d like to go for a ride you can enjoy Alien Swirling Saucers ride, a Slinky Dog Dash rollercoaster and a new, bigger version of the 3D-shooting ride Toy Story Mania!; which has three additional tracks. And if you’re looking for a bite to eat, just stop by at Woody’s Lunch Box for “tasty meals and old-fashioned soda floats.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The production of the 11-acre expansion was first announced at the D23 Expo in 2015. Toy Story Land has already been launched in Hong Kong and Paris. Wake Disney World’s is set to open on June 30.

‘Toy Story Land’ Set To Open In Florida’s Disney World Resort Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ For ToyStory fans this news...

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