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I don’t think she’s the one. *looks disappointingly into the camera*: Hey if you could eat any letter of the alphabet, what letter would you eat and why? Yesterday 6:48 PM I would eat Os but not the sad ones, only the CheeriOs Today 11:15 AM Hmm...that's a better response than any l've got before Let me guess most girls only want the D? But your saving that for later Nah, I've gotten like an F for no reason, and one said Y, but now that I think about it they may have been asking me Aha well Then tbhl was hella confused when you asked and I seriously thought it was a dick joke I can see that, but just going with a D is so uncreative Very true think. I like the way you Now what letter would you eat? Lol R because its the most sinister sounding. That's why it's called murder and not mukduk What's mukduk I have no idea, but I know what murder is What's that Like...when you kill someone and get charged with murder I think it's a fun word to say Yeah know I knew that I was just saying if that's what we were actually talking about here. But murders kinda interest me like I watch a lot of documentaries and conspiracy theories lol I don't like the parts of those documentaries that have blood Really? Yeah, I'm more into the whole theft crime thing. SometimesI like to imagine my perfect crime I break into Tiffany's at midnight Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in New Brunswick, but I go to Yukon. I don't trust her. Besides I like the cold. Thirty years later, get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier Sent Today 6:07 PM That's deep lol I don’t think she’s the one. *looks disappointingly into the camera*