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"Let me help Momma🐶" - @goldenbrewers tinyanmls and follow us to be featured 🐶

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Alive, Children, and Zero: HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE? LET ME HELP YOU TO IMAGINE THAT BETTER #1 ON AVERAGE, MAN PRODUCES AROUND 2 000 000 FERTILE SPERMATOZOIDS PER DAY #2 THAT'S AROUND 45 000 000 000 SPERMATOZOIDS DURING AVARAGE MAN'S LIFETIME #3 EVERY SINGLE SPERMATOZOID HAS ITS PARTICULAR DNA #4 AVERAGELY. MAN RAISES UP TO 3 CHILDREN THROUGHOUT HIS LIFESPAN #5 SIBILITY THAT YOUR FATHER'S SINGLE SPERMATOZOID WILL BECOME EXACTLY YOU IS 1:15 000 000 000 BUT IS THAT ALL? OF COURSE NOT! #6 POSSIBILITY THAT YOUR GRANDFATHER'S SINGLE SPERM WILL BECOME YOUR FATHER AND THAT YOUR FATHER'S SINGLE SPERM WILL BECOME YOU IS 1:144 000 000 000 000 000 000 #7 POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE AFTER 10 GENERATIONS (ONE GENERATION IS 25 YEARS) IS 1:600 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 #8 POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF MANKIND) IS 1:18 000 000 000 000 (AND 500 000 MORE ZE BUT IS THAT ALL OF COURSE NOT! #9 THESE CALCULATIONS ARE BASED ONLY ON FATHERHOOD'S FACTOR CALCULATIONS DO NOT INCLUDE SUCH FACTORS AS MOTHERHOOD, DEATH BY NATURAL CAUSES, DEATH BY UNNATURAL CAUSES, CHILD'S DEATH BEFORE ADULTHOOD. #10 IF STATISTICS WOULD INCLUDE ALL FACTORS, POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE WOULD BE ALMOST ZERO AND WHATS NEXT? NEXT. AFTER REALIZING. HOWW UNTHINKABLY HUGE COINCIDENCE YOU ARE... AFTER REALIZING. THAT YOUR EXISTENCE SHOULD BE 0%, BUT HERE YOU ITS ABOUT GODDAMN TIME TO MAKE THOSE NUMBERS COUNT BUT FOR NOW... IT WOULD BE ENOUGH JUST T APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE ALIVE! <p>Think About This For Just A Second.</p>

Think About This For Just A Second.

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