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fecesious disapperius: 100%-12:12 did-you-kno did you know? On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There's an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn't need toilets because they 'simply relieved themselves where they stood and vanished the evidence. On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There's an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn't need toilets because they 'simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence. Source Source 2 i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell zahnegott fuck this is b a d mutant-aesthetic This reminds me of the huffepuff group masturbation tweets The what? Turtie Feinstein 09 dan JK Rowling Does Hogwarts have sex ed classes? J.K. Rowling rowing Follo MoaningTurtle Unfortunately no. Wizards tend to be a little more conservative with such things (1/3) 4、 다2,835 ★6222 J.K. Rowling Follo MoaningTurtie Of course, like all teens, they eventually figure things out and experiment with their sexuality (2/3) J.K. Rowling Folow MoaningTurtle For example, group masturbation sessions are exceedingly common in the Hogwarts dormitories, particularly Hufflepuff C3/3) 1,833 4,82 Just imagine you're taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd Jinglelangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like "vanish me poopum" and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you duringa fucking test urulokid how do you delete someone elses post crylie I am in tears Joe what the fuck did you make me read This gotta be fake They literally have bathrooms in Hogwarts like theyre pretty important to the plot too did jk just forget about that? The bathroom where mystle lives (she literally dives into a toilet)? The prefects bathroom? How can she claim theres no bathrooms??? this post gave me mesothelioma and I feel entitled to compensation thebibliosphere lpot to "vanish me poopum" and lost my mind. I've been cry laughing for about five minutes. Source: didyouknowblog.com 205,228 notes fecesious disapperius
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About pouring bleach in peoples laps: "I can post and say what I want on social media but when you call me out on it you're the one who's wrong and you've misinterpreted it.": Love this IN THE FIGHTIN MANSPREADING WITH BLEACH 3,381,716 Views In the Now 26 September at 19:00 Like Page This is a pretty extreme way to combat #manspreading 2 Comments 26K Shares b Like Comment Share Hahaha.. on the bus, for every guy sitting next to me Like Reply-9h learn, it's like training dogs isn't it Like Reply 5h absolutely! They might actually learn, it's like training dogs isn't it Like Reply 5h Write a reply.. This is a pretty extreme way to combat #manspreading". Jeez, can you imagine what you lot would be like if blokes went around pouring water over girls, and then comparing the act to be like "training dogs"? The amount of outroar, butthurt, and accusations of assault would be phenomenal Like Reply 23m Edited I think you've misinterpreted my words, I never said I agree with the actions. I just love that someone is actually standing up against it as it's incredibly rude/uncomfortable and females don't feel they have a choice when having to squeeze up when a male next time them is being inconsiderate and manspreading I do disagree and think it's extreme; but I understand the women have been doing it to create a statement. My comm pouring/spraying water is commonly used to train dogs/cats and by using this action we are essentially treating males as animals. No where in the comments did my friend or l state we agree with the act of pouring water on the males ent about training dogs is purely that Like Reply 18m "love this" and sharing it is clearly showing your support for this kind of treatment, and by making the reference and connection to spraying them like animals - that's just degrading in itself, imagine if a guy had said that about trying to get women to stop doing things that annoy them? You can make a statement without mildly assaulting people on public transport Yes I do support the statement, and I'm proud females are standing up against it. Doesn't mean I agree with the course of action. And in no way did I state otherwise. You may have misinterpreted and assumed the post as act of complete agreement. Like Reply 8m Shares post*, "love this", "it's like training dogs "You may have misinterpreted and assumed the post as act of complete agreement." And you wonder why? Like Reply-1m About pouring bleach in peoples laps: "I can post and say what I want on social media but when you call me out on it you're the one who's wrong and you've misinterpreted it."

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positive-memes: Student finds annoying foreigner is a friend he didn’t know he had.: Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall Hey guys, I know l usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because l wanted to share something So in one of my Management classes l sit in the same seat in the front every day. Every single day I sit there Now, l also sit next to some foreign guy that 4/9/18, 6:22 AM 83.9K Retweets 151K Likes Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d 、 barely speaks English. The most advanced thing l've heard this guy say in English is "Wow, my muffin is really good" This guy also has a habit of stackin;g every item he owns in the exact space l sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his phone are ALWAYS right on my desk space 5 t 743 9,104 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d Now, every single time l walk into class this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And starts frantically clearing my desk of his belongings. He then makes it a habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives me a high five. Every day this quy gives me a high five 714 10.8K Thomas McFall @thomasmcfall 5d Tweet your reply Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. l'm thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat every day. Why are you always stacking your shit here? And the last thing I want to do is give a guy who barely speaks my language high fives at 8 in the morning" Just get your shit off my desk 682 8,716 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d But today I came to class and was running a few minutes late. I'm standing outside because l had to send a quick text. I could see my usual space through the door out of the corner of my eye. Of course, my desk was filled with his belongings. The usual 4 1652 8,168 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d As I'm standing there on my phone another guy who was also late walks into the class before me and tried to take my seat since it's closest to the door. Tweet your reply 0 The guy sitting next to me stops this dude from sitting down and says "I'm sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here." t 1,125 19.5K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d It was then that I realized this guy wasn't putting stuff on my seat to annoy me. He was saving me the seat every morning And this whole time he saw me as a friend but I was too busy thinking about myself to take him into consideration Cheesy as it sounds, I was touched 38 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d ﹀ l ended up going into class and of course he cleared the seat and said "Ah, Tom You here. Okay." And I did get a high five 02,686 41.1KT At the end of class l ended up asking him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me We did. And we talked for a while. I got through the broken English 4 0795 15.2K Tweet your reply The guy moved here from the Middle East to pursue a college education in America. He plans to go back after he gets his degree. He's got two kids and a wife. He works full time and sends his all his left over money back home to his wife 6 875 18.1K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d | asked him how he liked America as well He said he misses his family but it's exciting to be here. He also said "Not every American is nice to me like you are, Tom. I bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves it. He gave me a high five for buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition 16 0994 23.2K Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall 5d Moral of the story? Don't do what I do and constantly only think about yourself It took me nearly the entire semester to get my head out of my ass and realize this guy was just trying to be my friend Tweet your reply positive-memes: Student finds annoying foreigner is a friend he didn’t know he had.
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<p><a href="https://positive-memes.tumblr.com/post/172967650881/student-finds-annoying-foreigner-is-a-friend-he" class="tumblr_blog">positive-memes</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Student finds annoying foreigner is a friend he didn’t know he had.</p></blockquote>: Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall Hey guys, I know l usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because l wanted to share something So in one of my Management classes l sit in the same seat in the front every day. Every single day I sit there Now, l also sit next to some foreign guy that 4/9/18, 6:22 AM 83.9K Retweets 151K Likes Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d 、 barely speaks English. The most advanced thing l've heard this guy say in English is "Wow, my muffin is really good" This guy also has a habit of stackin;g every item he owns in the exact space l sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his phone are ALWAYS right on my desk space 5 t 743 9,104 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d Now, every single time l walk into class this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And starts frantically clearing my desk of his belongings. He then makes it a habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives me a high five. Every day this quy gives me a high five 714 10.8K Thomas McFall @thomasmcfall 5d Tweet your reply Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. l'm thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat every day. Why are you always stacking your shit here? And the last thing I want to do is give a guy who barely speaks my language high fives at 8 in the morning" Just get your shit off my desk 682 8,716 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d But today I came to class and was running a few minutes late. I'm standing outside because l had to send a quick text. I could see my usual space through the door out of the corner of my eye. Of course, my desk was filled with his belongings. The usual 4 1652 8,168 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d As I'm standing there on my phone another guy who was also late walks into the class before me and tried to take my seat since it's closest to the door. Tweet your reply 0 The guy sitting next to me stops this dude from sitting down and says "I'm sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here." t 1,125 19.5K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d It was then that I realized this guy wasn't putting stuff on my seat to annoy me. He was saving me the seat every morning And this whole time he saw me as a friend but I was too busy thinking about myself to take him into consideration Cheesy as it sounds, I was touched 38 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d ﹀ l ended up going into class and of course he cleared the seat and said "Ah, Tom You here. Okay." And I did get a high five 02,686 41.1KT At the end of class l ended up asking him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me We did. And we talked for a while. I got through the broken English 4 0795 15.2K Tweet your reply The guy moved here from the Middle East to pursue a college education in America. He plans to go back after he gets his degree. He's got two kids and a wife. He works full time and sends his all his left over money back home to his wife 6 875 18.1K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d | asked him how he liked America as well He said he misses his family but it's exciting to be here. He also said "Not every American is nice to me like you are, Tom. I bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves it. He gave me a high five for buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition 16 0994 23.2K Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall 5d Moral of the story? Don't do what I do and constantly only think about yourself It took me nearly the entire semester to get my head out of my ass and realize this guy was just trying to be my friend Tweet your reply <p><a href="https://positive-memes.tumblr.com/post/172967650881/student-finds-annoying-foreigner-is-a-friend-he" class="tumblr_blog">positive-memes</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Student finds annoying foreigner is a friend he didn’t know he had.</p></blockquote>
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Wholesome Twitter: Hey guys, I know l usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because I wanted to share So in one of my Management classes I sit in the same seat in the front every day Every single day l sit there. Now, I also sit next to some foreign guy barely speaks English. The most advanced thing I've heard this guy say in English is "Wow, my muffin is really This guy also has a habit of stacking every item he owns in the exact space l sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his phone are ALWAYS right on my desk Now, every single time l walk into class this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay. And starts frantically clearing my desk of his belongings. He then makes it a habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives me a high five. Every day this guy gives me a high five. Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 0d I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. I'm thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat every day. Why are you always stacking your shit here? And the last thing I want to do is give a guy who barely speaks my language high fives at 8 in the morning Just got your shit off my dosk Thomas McFall thomas mcfal 6d But today I cane to class and was running a fow minutes late. Im standing ouAside because I had to send a quick text. I could see my usual space through the docr out of the corner of my eye. O course, my desk was filled with his Thomas McFall As I'm standing there on my phone another guy who was also late walks into the class before me and tried to take my seat since it's closest to the The guy sitting next to me stops this dude from sitting don and says "Tm sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here." 4/18 1122pm It was then that i realized this guy wasn't putting stuff on my seat to annoy me He was saving me the seat every And this whole time he saw me as a friend but I was too busy thinking about myself to take him into consideration Cheesy as it sounds, Iwas touched. /418 31:22 pm lended up going into class and of course he cleared the seat and said "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And I did get a At the end of class lended up asking him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me. We did. And we talked for a whle.I got through the broken English The guy moved here from the Middle East to pursue a college education in America. He plans to go back after he gets his degree. He's got two kids and a wife. He works full time and sends his all his left over money back home to his l asked him how he liked America as well. He said he misses his family but it's exciting to be here. He also said "Not every American is nice to me like you l bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves it. He gave me a high five for buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition. Moral of the story? Don't do what I do and constantly only think about yoursef t took me nearly the entire semester to get my head out of my ass and reaize this guy was just trying to be my friend. Better late than never l suppose 4/18, 1122 pm Wholesome Twitter
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positive-memes:Student finds annoying foreigner is a friend he didn’t know he had.: Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall Hey guys, I know l usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because l wanted to share something So in one of my Management classes l sit in the same seat in the front every day. Every single day I sit there Now, l also sit next to some foreign guy that 4/9/18, 6:22 AM 83.9K Retweets 151K Likes Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d 、 barely speaks English. The most advanced thing l've heard this guy say in English is "Wow, my muffin is really good" This guy also has a habit of stackin;g every item he owns in the exact space l sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his phone are ALWAYS right on my desk space 5 t 743 9,104 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d Now, every single time l walk into class this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And starts frantically clearing my desk of his belongings. He then makes it a habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives me a high five. Every day this quy gives me a high five 714 10.8K Thomas McFall @thomasmcfall 5d Tweet your reply Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. l'm thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat every day. Why are you always stacking your shit here? And the last thing I want to do is give a guy who barely speaks my language high fives at 8 in the morning" Just get your shit off my desk 682 8,716 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d But today I came to class and was running a few minutes late. I'm standing outside because l had to send a quick text. I could see my usual space through the door out of the corner of my eye. Of course, my desk was filled with his belongings. The usual 4 1652 8,168 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d As I'm standing there on my phone another guy who was also late walks into the class before me and tried to take my seat since it's closest to the door. Tweet your reply 0 The guy sitting next to me stops this dude from sitting down and says "I'm sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here." t 1,125 19.5K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d It was then that I realized this guy wasn't putting stuff on my seat to annoy me. He was saving me the seat every morning And this whole time he saw me as a friend but I was too busy thinking about myself to take him into consideration Cheesy as it sounds, I was touched 38 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d ﹀ l ended up going into class and of course he cleared the seat and said "Ah, Tom You here. Okay." And I did get a high five 02,686 41.1KT At the end of class l ended up asking him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me We did. And we talked for a while. I got through the broken English 4 0795 15.2K Tweet your reply The guy moved here from the Middle East to pursue a college education in America. He plans to go back after he gets his degree. He's got two kids and a wife. He works full time and sends his all his left over money back home to his wife 6 875 18.1K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d | asked him how he liked America as well He said he misses his family but it's exciting to be here. He also said "Not every American is nice to me like you are, Tom. I bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves it. He gave me a high five for buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition 16 0994 23.2K Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall 5d Moral of the story? Don't do what I do and constantly only think about yourself It took me nearly the entire semester to get my head out of my ass and realize this guy was just trying to be my friend Tweet your reply positive-memes:Student finds annoying foreigner is a friend he didn’t know he had.
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positive-memes:Student finds annoying foreigner is a friend he didn’t know he had.: Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall Hey guys, I know l usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because l wanted to share something So in one of my Management classes l sit in the same seat in the front every day. Every single day I sit there Now, l also sit next to some foreign guy that 4/9/18, 6:22 AM 83.9K Retweets 151K Likes Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d 、 barely speaks English. The most advanced thing l've heard this guy say in English is "Wow, my muffin is really good" This guy also has a habit of stackin;g every item he owns in the exact space l sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his phone are ALWAYS right on my desk space 5 t 743 9,104 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d Now, every single time l walk into class this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And starts frantically clearing my desk of his belongings. He then makes it a habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives me a high five. Every day this quy gives me a high five 714 10.8K Thomas McFall @thomasmcfall 5d Tweet your reply Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. l'm thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat every day. Why are you always stacking your shit here? And the last thing I want to do is give a guy who barely speaks my language high fives at 8 in the morning" Just get your shit off my desk 682 8,716 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d But today I came to class and was running a few minutes late. I'm standing outside because l had to send a quick text. I could see my usual space through the door out of the corner of my eye. Of course, my desk was filled with his belongings. The usual 4 1652 8,168 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d As I'm standing there on my phone another guy who was also late walks into the class before me and tried to take my seat since it's closest to the door. Tweet your reply 0 The guy sitting next to me stops this dude from sitting down and says "I'm sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here." t 1,125 19.5K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d It was then that I realized this guy wasn't putting stuff on my seat to annoy me. He was saving me the seat every morning And this whole time he saw me as a friend but I was too busy thinking about myself to take him into consideration Cheesy as it sounds, I was touched 38 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d ﹀ l ended up going into class and of course he cleared the seat and said "Ah, Tom You here. Okay." And I did get a high five 02,686 41.1KT At the end of class l ended up asking him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me We did. And we talked for a while. I got through the broken English 4 0795 15.2K Tweet your reply The guy moved here from the Middle East to pursue a college education in America. He plans to go back after he gets his degree. He's got two kids and a wife. He works full time and sends his all his left over money back home to his wife 6 875 18.1K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d | asked him how he liked America as well He said he misses his family but it's exciting to be here. He also said "Not every American is nice to me like you are, Tom. I bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves it. He gave me a high five for buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition 16 0994 23.2K Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall 5d Moral of the story? Don't do what I do and constantly only think about yourself It took me nearly the entire semester to get my head out of my ass and realize this guy was just trying to be my friend Tweet your reply positive-memes:Student finds annoying foreigner is a friend he didn’t know he had.
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<p>Wholesome twitter via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2JMYuNH">https://ift.tt/2JMYuNH</a></p>: Hey guys, Iknow l usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because I wanted to share So in one of my Management classes l sit in the same seat in the front every day.Every single day l sit there. Now, I also sit next to some foreign guy Thomas McFall barely speaks English. The most advanced thing I've heard this guy say in English is "Wow, my muffin is really This guy also has a habit of stacking every item he owns in the exact space l sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his phone are ALWAYS right on my desk 9/4/18, 1122 pm Thomas McFall Now, every single time I walk into class this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And starts frantically clearing my desk of his belongings. He then makes it a habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives me a high five. Every day this guy gives me a high five. Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 8d I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. I'm thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat every day. Why are you always stacking your shit here? And the last thing I want to do is give a guy who barely speaks my language high fives at 8 in the morning Just get your shit oft my desk Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 8d But today I came to class and was running a few minutes late. Im standing outside because I had to send a quick text. I could see my usual space through the door out of the comer of my eye. O course, my desk was filled with his belongings. The usual. Thomas McFall As I'm standing there on my phone another guy who was also late walks into the class before me and tried to take my seat since it's closest to the The guy sitting next to me stops this dude from sitting don and says "Tm sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here." 9/4/18, 11:22 pm It was then that I realized this guy wasn't putting stuff on my seat to annoy me He was saving me the seat every And this whole time he saw me as a friend butl was too busy thinking about myself to take him into consideration. Cheesy as it sounds, Iwas touched. 4/18, 11:22 pm Thomas McFa lended up going into class and of course he cleared the seat and said 'Ah Tom. You here. Okay" AndI did get a high five. At the end of class l ended up asking him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me. We did. And we talked for a while.I got through the broken English Thomas McFall The guy moved here from the Middle East to pursue a college education in America. He plans to go back after he gets his degree. He's got two kids and a wife. He works full time and sends his al his left over money back home to his 9/4/18, 11:22 pm I asked him how he liked America as well. He said he misses his family but it's exciting to be here. He also said Not every American is nice to me like you l bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves it. He gave me a high five for buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition. Thomas McFall Moral of the story? Don't do what I do and constantly only think about yourself It took me nearly the entire semester to get my head out of my ass and realize this guy was just trying to be my friend. Better late than never l suppose. 94/18, 11:22 pm <p>Wholesome twitter via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2JMYuNH">https://ift.tt/2JMYuNH</a></p>
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<p>Wholesome twitter</p>: Hey guys, Iknow l usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because I wanted to share So in one of my Management classes l sit in the same seat in the front every day.Every single day l sit there. Now, I also sit next to some foreign guy Thomas McFall barely speaks English. The most advanced thing I've heard this guy say in English is "Wow, my muffin is really This guy also has a habit of stacking every item he owns in the exact space l sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his phone are ALWAYS right on my desk 9/4/18, 1122 pm Thomas McFall Now, every single time I walk into class this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And starts frantically clearing my desk of his belongings. He then makes it a habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives me a high five. Every day this guy gives me a high five. Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 8d I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. I'm thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat every day. Why are you always stacking your shit here? And the last thing I want to do is give a guy who barely speaks my language high fives at 8 in the morning Just get your shit oft my desk Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 8d But today I came to class and was running a few minutes late. Im standing outside because I had to send a quick text. I could see my usual space through the door out of the comer of my eye. O course, my desk was filled with his belongings. The usual. Thomas McFall As I'm standing there on my phone another guy who was also late walks into the class before me and tried to take my seat since it's closest to the The guy sitting next to me stops this dude from sitting don and says "Tm sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here." 9/4/18, 11:22 pm It was then that I realized this guy wasn't putting stuff on my seat to annoy me He was saving me the seat every And this whole time he saw me as a friend butl was too busy thinking about myself to take him into consideration. Cheesy as it sounds, Iwas touched. 4/18, 11:22 pm Thomas McFa lended up going into class and of course he cleared the seat and said 'Ah Tom. You here. Okay" AndI did get a high five. At the end of class l ended up asking him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me. We did. And we talked for a while.I got through the broken English Thomas McFall The guy moved here from the Middle East to pursue a college education in America. He plans to go back after he gets his degree. He's got two kids and a wife. He works full time and sends his al his left over money back home to his 9/4/18, 11:22 pm I asked him how he liked America as well. He said he misses his family but it's exciting to be here. He also said Not every American is nice to me like you l bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves it. He gave me a high five for buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition. Thomas McFall Moral of the story? Don't do what I do and constantly only think about yourself It took me nearly the entire semester to get my head out of my ass and realize this guy was just trying to be my friend. Better late than never l suppose. 94/18, 11:22 pm <p>Wholesome twitter</p>
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dicktofen: shauds02: Reading the comic we do not speak of again and noticed this panel of Jason having a snack while on patrol. Never paid much attention to the art before (for obvious reasons) so I never really noticed his sandwich. Little detail untill you start to wonder; where did this sandwich come from? It’s not squashed so he wasn’t carrying it around in the suit. Far as I can tell, there are three options: 1: Jason, in the Nightwing suit, went into a store and bought the sandwich. 2: Jason was lugging around a lunch box we can’t see. If that’s the case, what does this lunchbox look like? Is covered in little dead bats? A Wonder Woman logo? We may never know. 3: Jason, being extra, swooped down and stole some guys lunch, still dressed as Nightwing. I like the last idea best, cause it means now there’s some guy sitting around New York wondering what the hell just happened. Hey, wasn’t Roy hanging around New York about this time? forbidden fourth option: he brought along with him all the ingredients and assembled the sandwich while sitting up there: --THERE'S A JEWELRY HEIST IN THE MAKING DOWN HERE AT 12TH AND CENTRAL THAT US WORKING SUPERHEROES ARE ABOUT TO JUMP INTO-- YOUR APPEARANCE IS ALWAYS A HIT! CHEERS! dicktofen: shauds02: Reading the comic we do not speak of again and noticed this panel of Jason having a snack while on patrol. Never paid much attention to the art before (for obvious reasons) so I never really noticed his sandwich. Little detail untill you start to wonder; where did this sandwich come from? It’s not squashed so he wasn’t carrying it around in the suit. Far as I can tell, there are three options: 1: Jason, in the Nightwing suit, went into a store and bought the sandwich. 2: Jason was lugging around a lunch box we can’t see. If that’s the case, what does this lunchbox look like? Is covered in little dead bats? A Wonder Woman logo? We may never know. 3: Jason, being extra, swooped down and stole some guys lunch, still dressed as Nightwing. I like the last idea best, cause it means now there’s some guy sitting around New York wondering what the hell just happened. Hey, wasn’t Roy hanging around New York about this time? forbidden fourth option: he brought along with him all the ingredients and assembled the sandwich while sitting up there

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jjayabrams: congalineofdurin: brookeawooka: unpicasso: mutant-aesthetic: liquored-up-rifleman: mutant-aesthetic: zahnegott: wroughtornot: did-you-kno: On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2 i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell  fuck this is b a d This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets The what? Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test. Listen I work in an office with a honeycomb setup, which means I share a desk with THREE OTHER PEOPLE, and I thought I was so slick reading tumblr all secrety and I had to PUT MY HEAD DOWN so as not to fucking explode into laughter because of vanish me poopum I have TEARS in my eyes and I had to hide this from THE WHOLE VICINITY because I CANNOT explain that how do i unsee a post : did you know? On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There's an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn't need toilets because they 'simply relieved themselves where they stood and vanished the evidence. PHOTO: WARNER BROS DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM jjayabrams: congalineofdurin: brookeawooka: unpicasso: mutant-aesthetic: liquored-up-rifleman: mutant-aesthetic: zahnegott: wroughtornot: did-you-kno: On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2 i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell  fuck this is b a d This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets The what? Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test. Listen I work in an office with a honeycomb setup, which means I share a desk with THREE OTHER PEOPLE, and I thought I was so slick reading tumblr all secrety and I had to PUT MY HEAD DOWN so as not to fucking explode into laughter because of vanish me poopum I have TEARS in my eyes and I had to hide this from THE WHOLE VICINITY because I CANNOT explain that how do i unsee a post
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<p>Homeless Man And His Dog.</p>: This Guy Noticed a Homeless Man With His D For Them Had Me In Tears og Asking For Food. What He Did Last week I was having breakfast at Chik-fil-a and as I was sitting in my truck eating I noticed a homeless guy sitting on the curb behind the building with his dog He was holding a sign asking for money or food donations to help feed him and his dog (did not look like a druggy or alchy just an older man down on his luck). I observed him the entire time I ate my breakfast, he mostly just sat there scratching his mutt and holding the sign while people drove past ignoring them When I finished my breakfast I decided to make another run through the drive-through and ordered a large chicken biscuit combo As I was leaving I pulled up along side him and handed him the bag of breakfast and a small bag of dog food I had in my truck for when I bring my dog to work. The bag of Chick-fil-a put a huge smile on his face but when I handed him the bag of dog food the guy literally lost it and started bawling right there on the side of my truck. After regaining his composure he exclaimed that it had been so long since somebody had treated him like a human being. I asked him if he would be willing to work hard for a decent days pay and he immediately straightened up and exclaimed that he could be the hardest worker I had ever seen. I gave him my business card and a fiver and told him to meet me at that spot the next morning and I would put him to work. The next day I stopped in and sure enough he was waiting there for me, I took him & his dog to the jobsite. He wasn't kidding about being a hard worker this guy carried wood around and fetched tools out of my truck for me all day without complaining once, his dog just shadowed him the entire time. During the day I learned about how he had lost his wife in a car accident, had his home that he had lived in for 35 years repossessed by the bank, had no children or family, was staying at a KOA campground and had a bunch of his life possessions stolen, had been spit on by strangers while begging for money and had all but given up on the human race as a whole. At the end of the day I took him to my bank and withdrew his days pay which amounted to $80. The look on his face was well worth it. My random act of kindness seemed to put a spark back in his eye and I continued to pick him up the rest of the week in the same spot and paying him at the end of each day Yesterday when I dropped him off he asked me to take him to a different spot, near the KOA. He explained with the money I payed him he was going to be able to afford camping provisions for the next couple of months and told me how much it meant to him and his dog to not have to sleep outside on the cold ground When I left him last night he looked like a different person then the man I saw hanging his head in shame behind Chik-fil-a. He promised me he would be there for me next week if I needed him and although my job-site is going to be on the other side of town next week I have already decided to continue going out of my way to pick him up and put him to work Feels good man <p>Homeless Man And His Dog.</p>

<p>Homeless Man And His Dog.</p>

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