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Af, Bitch, and Drinking: When you take 4 shots and dont feel anything, so you take 3 more and they all hit you at once Nothing had me more fucked up then when I got drunk for the first time. I'm not a drinker. I'm at this house party with my bro Omari. There was some girls playing drinking games. Shit look easy. First off the liquor look like water so it must be light work. I took my first shot and my whole chest felt like the fire nation was causing havoc. The burning sensation went away. Wow this how being drunk feels? I took more shots than Kobe. I go to the bathroom to check my self out. 2 seconds later my whole life changed. It was like getting hit with a tekken combo. Life it self was beginning to lag. I shouted my homie name. Every single syllable, pronunciation and sound that came out my mouth was straight gibberish. I needed sub titles. I'm all the way fucked up. My whole body symmetry shifted. I took one step and couldn't feel the ground. My next step I came down hard af. My little ACL evaporated to dust. I pulled a Paul George. I'm Yelling "man down, man down" niggas wasn't paying me no mind. Matter fact the Dj turned the music up. Unforgettable by French was playing and you know New York niqqas wanna clap it out every where they go. Everybody getting lit to the beat while I'm in last stand behind the bathroom door. My nigga Omari ain't check on me once. One bitch got so drunk she took a shit in the bathtub next to me instead of getting help. People who drink a different breed. I died that faithful night. I'm writing this from heavens gates.
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Ass, Bad, and Barber: @lazyboy bout to pop these and call it a night 3 Here's a story from @t.e.r.o.m.e that no one saw - My hair was a mess. You could put your hand in that mf and it'll never come back type shit. So I hit up the barbershop in that bad neighbor cause that's where they got the freshest cuts. But turns out my barber was convicted of sex trafficking in the middle east. So now I had to find the right person to perform an exorcism on my head. The only barber near me was a GreatClips. Man why does every white barbershop start with an adjective and something involving cuts. SuperCuts. RadicalClips SuperbTrims Anyway it was my only option cause my head was in Last Stand. I pull up to the shop and open the door. All the white people turned their heads toward the door and frowned. "Howdy!" "Uh, hi?" "What can I do for ya?" "This is a barbershop right?" "Yessir." "THEN I NEED A FUCKING HAIRCUT YOU PASTY ASS NIGGA." "Will do sir. Have a seat." I plop down in the chair and stare straight ahead, avoiding the stares of other people. "How would you like it sir?" "Man I don't care whatchu do to it just cut it off." "You got it!" Just before I closed my eyes something hit the back of my head. "OW WHAT THE FUCK?!" I turn around and see my barber throwing the clippers at me from a distance. "NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" "Im cutting your hair sir?" At this point I could care less. I sat there and ate them hits to my head for 10 minutes straight. When he was done I had a massive migraine and a sore scalp. I look at the barber and he's smiling. "How does it look?" he hands me the mirror and oh my God. No. Hell no. Nuh uh. Ain't no way. How tf- "What's wrong?" "BOOYYYY IF YOU DONT FIX MY SHIT IM WHOOPING EVERYBODY ASS." "Sir I'm confused what's wrong?" "WHAT'S WRONG? NIGGA I HAVE A BOWL CUT. A FUCKING BOWL CUT. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I SHOOT UP SCHOOLS? HUH?" "I'm sorry sir what would you like me to do?" Nah it's too late. I calmly get out of my chair, walk out the front door, and open the trunk. "Sir you have to pay for that haircut." Oh im gonna pay. I reached into the trunk and pulled out Ol' Reliable.
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Fucking, Good for You, and News: onee CaD0 se snare er Kciod/bons SatoSedah PooRs HrKolodBeno's Sat PaySwndsnfopRs Hr Kiod/bonosSt Sdsh Popes TIME ОВАМAS IRAN GAMBLE TIME TIME ОВАМA'S IRAN GAMBLE TIME ОВАМA'S IRAN GAMBLE AMERICA'S PEST PROBLEM eees n e nm Cover Credit Photograph by O livier Douliery/Pool/Getty Im age Cover C redit Photograph by Oivier Douliery/Pool/Gety Im age Cover Credt Photograph by Daniel J Cover Credt Photograph Doulery/Pool/Getty Image OlMer Cox/Getty Im ages U.S Asia South Pacific Europe, Middle East December 5, 2011 Vol. 178 No. 22 PREVIOUS ISSUE Trlat Al TIME WHY ANXIETY IS GOOD FOR YOU REVOLUTION REDUX REVOLUTION REDUX REVOLUTION REDUX U.S. Asia South Pacific pe View Large Cover Buy This Cover View Large Cover Vol. 178, No. 22 View Large Cover Vol. 178, No. 22 View Large Cover Dec. 5, 2011 March 7, 2011| Vol. 177 No. 9 PREVIOUS ISSUE NEXT ISSUE Seecia DouNe wN Frdi TIME TIME CIME TIME Last Stand Last Stand UNDERSTANDING Last Stand PAIR Ma r Ca M ar U.S Asia Europe South Pacific View Large Cover No. 9 View Large Cover Buy This Cover View Large Cover Vol. 177, No. 9 View Large Cover Vol. 177, No. 9 October 3, 2011 | Vol. 178 No. 13 NEXT ISSUE PREVIOUS ISSUE The alesinlan Satebood rhate The Palestinian Suarbood Date whet The an Sunchood Deboe wt The Palstinian Suchood ebate weem l e TIME ΤΙΜΕ TIME TIME TIME WHY MOM LIKED YOU BEST The Science of Favortim WHY GERMANY CANT SAVE THE WORLD WHY GERMANY CANT SAVE THE WORLD WHY GERMANY CAN'T SAVE THE WORLD U.S Europe Asia South Pacific View Large Cover Vol. 178, No. 13 View Large Cover Vol. 178, No. 13 View Large Cover No. 13 View Large Cover Buy This Cover phynali: sameatschildren: equestrianfangirlswag: thetallesthobbit: gentlemen-always-know: A great example of why you don’t have any idea what is happening in the world around you. I don’t generally blog this stuff but, you Should know Time Magazine is not the only media to do this. . I HAD NO CLUE THIS WAS HAPPENING AND I AM SO ANGRY american schools teach about other countries’ propaganda, but look at this shit. Did you guys know that the first Canadian deaths in the war in Afghanistan happened in 2002 when an American pilot dropped a bomb on some Canadian soldiers doing training exercises killed 4 people and injured 8 Did you know this? Probably not because boy does your country like to brainwash about their fucking military being the greatest and most important and amazing fucking thing Americans, we get more news about your country than you do, because gosh diddly darn does your country ever like to hide things from you and keep you stupid. The misinformation and ignorance of the American public is manufactured and deliberate as a means of social control
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