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Bad, Doctor, and Funny: "We all know you are faking being sick to avoid the class" Funny Popcorn This happened to me while i was in elementary school. Our mrs. math teacher really hated my guts for no reason really. She would always find an axcuse to lower my grades or blame me for something i didn't do. I was a pretty sick kid that had bad astma, dermatitis and was sickish in general. Thinking back, I think her hating me had a lot to do with that, as she felt i had "special treatment and privileges" One day we were doing a test and i started feeling very bad. It came to the point of really needing to puke but i held it in because i knew she wouldn't believe me. Theni started shaking and kinda puked a bit in my mouth so i stood up and started to go towards the toilet (we had a rule that anybody who has to go to the toilet can do so without asking) She ofcourse stopped me and told me to sit back down. I tried explaining but she wouldn't have it. One girl stood up to me and said something like "he is really pale and shaking and sweating, i think he needs to go home". That caused the teacher to go on a 5 minute rant how i'm a spoiled liar who didn't study for the test and now i'm trying to fool everybody and that i'm taking away their precious test time and they should hate me for that" I said i really need to puke and she just scoffed saying "You ain't going anywhere with your lies so you might as well do your imaginary puking here'". Yeah... You can guess what happened next. Not sure if this is compliance because i couldn't hold it in anymore anyway but i was so happy while doing it. First i puked a bit trough my arm and then it all went out. Across her desk (grading book was ruined) and all over the floor. She tried to blame me saying that i "threw up by force" but the principle didn't buy it after the doctor examined me. Nothing special happened to her but she never bothered me again. Everyone knows “that kid” who was sick in class but nobody knows “that teacher” who continues to harass a kid after they’ve thrown up all over the classroom

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Click, Clothes, and Complex: zo!!! @Zoeyoxley Follow A series of unfortunate events: blackboard.ohio.edu Submit Turnitin Assignment-FAR 1500 101 LEC FALL 2018-19 Women's Sale | Clothes, Accessories, Shoes, & Swim | Forever 21 | Fo.. Messages He turnitin Assignment Inboxpreferences Welcome to your new class homepage! From the class homepage you can see information, submit your work, and access feedback for your papers. all your assignments for your class, view additional assignment Hover on any item in the class homepage for more information. Class Homepage the Submit button to the right of the assignment name. If the Submit This is your class homepage. To submit to an assignment click on submissions can be made to the assignment. are a assignment. To view the paper feedback left on your paper by clicking the View" button. ent. If resubmissions are allowed the submit button will read 'Resubmit" after you make your firsts you have submitted, click the "View" button. Once the assignment's post date has passed, you will also be able to view the Assignment Inbox: Viewing Performance _487046 1 Info Dates Similarity Pre-Performance Paper: Wind Symphony & Symphonic 5 Start 13-Sep-2018 8:00PM Due 18-Sep-2018 59P Not Available Submit and Post 24-Sep-2018 9:00AM Copyright C 1998-2018 Turnitin, LLC. Al rights reserved. Privacy Pollcy Privacy Pledge Service EU Data Protoction Compliance Copyright Protection Legal FACs Helpdosk Research Resources Torms of Protection Compliance Zoey Oxley Wind dback studio -Zoey Oxley Professor whats his nuts FAR 1500 18 September 2018 Pre-performance Wind Sym Throughout Andrew Trachael's Seminar he disus viewing next week. The first being there pieces p band followed by three pieces performed by the a more complex performance from the Wind Sym of 4 Word Count: 517 Best, JH Get Outlook for iOS Reply all v Oxley, Zoey Tue 9/18, 11:10 PM Hendel, John oz Professor Hendel, I am writing this email very embarrassingly. A last name, so I filled it with somethin slippe apologize for this mistake. I hope that this does not reflect what you think of me and that the next assignment I can address by the corre Thank you again and I am so sorry. Thank You, Zoey s I began writing my paper, I wrote out the template. Unfortunately, I could not remember your g completely unprofessional. It was my intention to change the name before submission, but it completely d my mind. I attempted to resubmit the assig nment but was unable to. I am so very sorry for the lack of respect that was used and again I '11 T-Mobile Wi-Fi : 米 1:16 AM 121% Tweet John Hendel @Hendyhendel A student emailed me, profusely apologizing for getting my name wrong at the top of their paper, and l was like, "Thanks, whatever, nbd." Then l got to their paper and saw their instructor was "Professor whats hiS nuts" 9/19/18, 2:09 PM 4,690 Retweets 29K Likes Zach Goldrosen @goldjaboytelle...-7h ﹀ Replying to @Hendyhendel and @LisaLovesTacos Tweet your reply good-janet: starlit-captain: great-tweets: sorry, professor whats his nuts you all forgot the most important part I’m glad we all got closure. This is amazing.

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Click, Clothes, and Complex: zo!!! @Zoeyoxley Follow A series of unfortunate events: blackboard.ohio.edu Submit Turnitin Assignment-FAR 1500 101 LEC FALL 2018-19 Women's Sale | Clothes, Accessories, Shoes, & Swim | Forever 21 | Fo.. Messages He turnitin Assignment Inboxpreferences Welcome to your new class homepage! From the class homepage you can see information, submit your work, and access feedback for your papers. all your assignments for your class, view additional assignment Hover on any item in the class homepage for more information. Class Homepage the Submit button to the right of the assignment name. If the Submit This is your class homepage. To submit to an assignment click on submissions can be made to the assignment. are a assignment. To view the paper feedback left on your paper by clicking the View" button. ent. If resubmissions are allowed the submit button will read 'Resubmit" after you make your firsts you have submitted, click the "View" button. Once the assignment's post date has passed, you will also be able to view the Assignment Inbox: Viewing Performance _487046 1 Info Dates Similarity Pre-Performance Paper: Wind Symphony & Symphonic 5 Start 13-Sep-2018 8:00PM Due 18-Sep-2018 59P Not Available Submit and Post 24-Sep-2018 9:00AM Copyright C 1998-2018 Turnitin, LLC. Al rights reserved. Privacy Pollcy Privacy Pledge Service EU Data Protoction Compliance Copyright Protection Legal FACs Helpdosk Research Resources Torms of Protection Compliance Zoey Oxley Wind dback studio -Zoey Oxley Professor whats his nuts FAR 1500 18 September 2018 Pre-performance Wind Sym Throughout Andrew Trachael's Seminar he disus viewing next week. The first being there pieces p band followed by three pieces performed by the a more complex performance from the Wind Sym of 4 Word Count: 517 Best, JH Get Outlook for iOS Reply all v Oxley, Zoey Tue 9/18, 11:10 PM Hendel, John oz Professor Hendel, I am writing this email very embarrassingly. A last name, so I filled it with somethin slippe apologize for this mistake. I hope that this does not reflect what you think of me and that the next assignment I can address by the corre Thank you again and I am so sorry. Thank You, Zoey s I began writing my paper, I wrote out the template. Unfortunately, I could not remember your g completely unprofessional. It was my intention to change the name before submission, but it completely d my mind. I attempted to resubmit the assig nment but was unable to. I am so very sorry for the lack of respect that was used and again I '11 T-Mobile Wi-Fi : 米 1:16 AM 121% Tweet John Hendel @Hendyhendel A student emailed me, profusely apologizing for getting my name wrong at the top of their paper, and l was like, "Thanks, whatever, nbd." Then l got to their paper and saw their instructor was "Professor whats hiS nuts" 9/19/18, 2:09 PM 4,690 Retweets 29K Likes Zach Goldrosen @goldjaboytelle...-7h ﹀ Replying to @Hendyhendel and @LisaLovesTacos Tweet your reply good-janet: starlit-captain: great-tweets: sorry, professor whats his nuts you all forgot the most important part I’m glad we all got closure. This is amazing.

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Click, Clothes, and Complex: zo!!! @Zoeyoxley Follow A series of unfortunate events: blackboard.ohio.edu Submit Turnitin Assignment-FAR 1500 101 LEC FALL 2018-19 Women's Sale | Clothes, Accessories, Shoes, & Swim | Forever 21 | Fo.. Messages He turnitin Assignment Inboxpreferences Welcome to your new class homepage! From the class homepage you can see information, submit your work, and access feedback for your papers. all your assignments for your class, view additional assignment Hover on any item in the class homepage for more information. Class Homepage is your class homepage. To submit to an assignment click on the Submit button to the right of the assignment name. If the Submit submissions can be made to the assignment. are a assignment. To view the paper feedback left on your paper by clicking the View" button. ent. If resubmissions are allowed the submit button will read 'Resubmit" after you make your firsts you have submitted, click the "View" button. Once the assignment's post date has passed, yo u will also be able to view the Assignment Inbox: Viewing Performance _487046 1 Info Dates Similarity Pre-Performance Paper: Wind Symphony & Symphonic 5 Start 13-Sep-2018 8:00PM Due 18-Sep-2018 59P Not Available Submit and Post 24-Sep-2018 9:00AM Copyright C 1998-2018 Turnitin, LLC. Al rights reserved. Privacy Pollcy Privacy Pledge Service EU Data Protoction Compliance Copyright Protection Legal FACs Helpdosk Research Resources Torms of Protection Compliance Zoey Oxley Wind dback studio -Zoey Oxley Professor whats his nuts FAR 1500 18 September 2018 Pre-performance Wind Sym Throughout Andrew Trachael's Seminar he disus viewing next week. The first being there pieces p band followed a more complex performance from the Wind Sym by three pieces performed by the of 4 Word Count: 517 Best, JH Get Outlook for iOS Reply all v Oxley, Zoey Tue 9/18, 11:10 PM Hendel, John oz Professor Hendel, I am writing this email very embarrassingly. A last name, so I filled it with somethin slippe apologize for this mistake. I hope that this does not reflect what you think of me and that the next assignment I can address by the corre Thank you again and I am so sorry. Thank You, Zoey s I began writing my paper, I wrote out the template. Unfortunately, I could not remember your g completely unprofessional. It was my intention to change the name before submission, but it completely d my mind. I attempted to resubmit the assig nment but was unable to. I am so very sorry for the lack of respect that was used and again I '11 T-Mobile Wi-Fi : 米 1:16 AM 121% Tweet John Hendel @Hendyhendel A student emailed me, profusely apologizing for getting my name wrong at the top of their paper, and l was like, "Thanks, whatever, nbd." Then l got to their paper and saw their instructor was "Professor whats hiS nuts" 9/19/18, 2:09 PM 4,690 Retweets 29K Likes Zach Goldrosen @goldjaboytelle...-7h ﹀ Replying to @Hendyhendel and @LisaLovesTacos Tweet your reply good-janet: starlit-captain: great-tweets: sorry, professor whats his nuts you all forgot the most important part I’m glad we all got closure. This is amazing.

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Doctor, Fucking, and Tumblr: MEDICAL HACK So, your doctor ordered a test or treatment and your insurance company denied it. That is a typical cost saving method OK, here is what you do: 1. Call the insurance company and tell them you want to speak with the "HIPAA Compliance/Privacy Officer" (By federal law, they have to have one) 2. Then ask them for the NAMES as well as CREDENTIALS of every person accessing your record to make that decision of denial. By law you have a right to that information. 3. They will almost always reverse the decision very shortly rather than admit that the committee is made of low paid HS graduates, looking at "criteria words," making the medical decision to deny your care. Even in the rare case it is made by medical personnel, it is unlikely that it is made by a board certified doctor in that specialty and they DO NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS! 4. Any refusal should be reported to the US Office of Civl Rights (OCR.gov) as a HIPAA violation. BAA, RN breelandwalker: jumpingjacktrash: the-real-seebs: dreamingofmotherhood93: Just an FYI for those in the US with insurance issues this sounds oddly plausible a good doctor will pester the insurance company on your behalf. a couple times in my Back Pain Odyssey my insurance noped out on a procedure, and my doctor called them up and was like “no, really” and they gave in. so if your insurance is in the habit of going “you don’t actually need TWO months of physical therapy, just walk it off,” tell the doctor who ordered it, and they may very well volunteer to, or agree to, call up the insurance people and go “simon says pay for the fucking therapy.” For all my peeps out there fighting the good fight against Big Pharma Bureaucratic Bullshit.
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Anaconda, Books, and cnn.com: Student Accidentally Receives $1M in Financial Aid @balleralert Student Accidentally Receives $1M in Financial Aid - blogged by: @its_sharr ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A South African student accidentally received a deposit of $1 million in her financial aid account and spent more than $60k before authorities realized the mistake. Walter Sisulu University in Eastern Cape province accidentally loaded the massive funds onto the student's financial aid debit card. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The financial assistant was only supposed to be a $100 stipend for food and books, and was available to the student immediately. However, four extra zeroes were accidentally added to the deposit, quicky turning the student's $100 stipend into a $1 million shopping spree. University officially didn't realize the mistake until another student discovered the young woman's newly found extravagant spending habits and alerted authorities. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ While several media outlets identified the student on social media, university officials have refused to release the student's identity in compliance with South African law. In just a few weeks, WSU claims that the student spent tens of thousands of dollars on miscellaneous items and WSU officials have started examining her transaction records to determine the extent of her shopping spree. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to CNN, the student's financial aid account has been blocked and the remaining balance has been retracted. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "The student will be liable for the money she's already spent," a WSU spokesperson stated. Intellimali, the financial aid company responsible for issuing the cards, has taken full responsibility for the oversight and have put new polices in place to ensure this incident never happens again. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Intellimali has also appointed an auditor to investigate the incident further and claimed legal action will be taken against the student for the misuse of funds. The South African Parliament also weighed in on the oversight stating, "this is unacceptable that such a grave mistake as this one could occur undetected on money appropriated by Parliament."

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Lawyer, Memes, and News: Georgia Lt. Tells White Driver "Remember, we only shoot black people" During DUI Stop @balleralert Officer to woman: "We only kill black people, right? Posted by WSB-TV 788,060 Views OFFICER Use your phone. It's in your lap right there. 2 5:59 71 wably cor @waby Georgia Lt. Tells White Driver "Remember, we only shoot black people" During DUI Stop - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Cobb County police department has launched an internal investigation of Lt. GregAbbott after body cam footage obtained by Channel 2 Action News showed the officer making "inappropriate racial comments” during a traffic stop last year. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In the footage, Abbott pulled over a white female driver for a DUI. She explained to the Lt. that she was scared to move her arms to get her cellphone because “I’ve just seen way too many videos of cops ... ” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, Abbott stopped her mid-sentence saying, “But you’re not black. Remember, we only shoot black people,” the Lt. said. “Yeah. We only kill black people, right? All the videos you’ve seen, have you seen the black people get killed?” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Wednesday, the Chief of Police revealed that he had just learned of the recording of the incident that took place on July 2016. Abott's attorney addressed the matter in a statement. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Lt. Greg Abbott is a highly respected 28-year veteran of the Cobb County Police Department," the lawyer said. "He is cooperating with the department's internal investigation and will continue to do so. His comments must be observed in their totality to understand their context. He was attempting to de-escalate a situation involving an uncooperative passenger. In context, his comments were clearly aimed at attempting to gain compliance by using the passenger’s own statements and reasoning to avoid making an arrest.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Abbott has been placed on administrative duty.
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Friends, I Bet, and Instagram: NUTREAL JUICE!! BOOSTED green machine BOOSTED Aighty PIOTEIN blue machin mango Awberry banana protein zonu Naké Naked Naked Nakéd aked. 10ONNICESIMOOTHIE NORUCARADDED NOSUGARADOen NOSUGARADDED NOSUGARADOED STAVAIMAVERnMTHIS Repost @knowledge_1s_power ・・・ 😷Friends don't let friends drink formaldehyde. PepsiCo (the parent brand of Naked drinks) settled a 9 million dollar lawsuit because they claimed their Naked drinks were all-natural. They actually were found to have a bunch of nasty chemicals in them including formaldehyde (keeps your dead body preserved- no thanks), Fibersol-2 (“a soluble corn fiber that acts as a low-calorie bulking agent”), fructooligosaccharides (an alternative sweetener), other artificial ingredients, such as calcium pantothenate (synthetically produced from formaldehyde), and genetically-modified soy. They never recalled the drinks off the shelves. They never reformulated. Wanna know what they did in compliance with the lawsuit? They had to remove the word "NATURAL" from the label. It's still the same toxic concoction I was forcing my kids to drink because I believed they were good for us. Please dump this nasty junk down the drain if you have it in your house. Don't buy the harmful chemicals these companies hide in their "natural drinks". Tag your friends who drink Naked brand drinks. I bet they don't know how harmful they are !! blackhealth blackhealthmatters fakejuice soy gmo cancer - govegan vegan knowledgeispower cityovgods proliferatetruth unite higherconsciousness higherperspective instagram picoftheday truth message

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Memes, 🤖, and Mes: eNisso? Fazer sexo sem tesao aumenta risco cardiaco e depressao OACREDITANIsso f/ACREDITANISS00FICIAL @AcreditaNisso? Na pesquisa, 64 pessoas em relacionamentos sérios revelaram quantas vezes tinham feito sexo no último mês. Depois, disseram com que frequência têm vontade de transar em 30 dias – as respostas variavam de nenhuma até várias vezes por dia. Os pesquisadores mediram então a quantidade de cortisol na saliva dos participantes. O hormônio é produzido quanto passamos por estresse físico ou psicológico – e atrapalha o sistema imunológico, prejudica o coração e pode levar à depressão. Os autores escolheram o cortisol de propósito. Eles queriam um indicador cartesiano – se simplesmente perguntassem aos participantes se estavam estressados, as respostas provavelmente não seriam tão precisas. Quando olharam os resultados, os pesquisadores perceberam que as pessoas que transavam mais do que realmente queriam tinham níveis mais altos de estresse que os outros. Eles chamam isso de “compliance sexual”: quando você aceita, conscientemente, fazer sexo, geralmente porque que agradar o parceiro e manter a qualidade da relação. Um termo burocrático para “transa burocrática”. Outra descoberta surpreendeu os cientistas: quem fazia menos sexo do que gostaria não tinha níveis elevados de estresse. A quantidade de cortisol era equivalente a de quem tinha desejo e atividade equilibrados. Biologicamente, então, a eventual falta de sexo não tão determinante quanto parece para deixar você mais estressado. A pesquisa, realizada pela Southwestern University, no Texas, foi a primeira a estudar as consequências físicas de aceitar fazer sexo sem ter vontade. Estudos anteriores se preocupavam em entender como a diferença entre o tesão e atividade sexual afetava os relacionamentos. O problema é que eles não separavam quem fazia sexo demais de quem fazia de menos. Fonte: SuperInteressante . SIGAM-ME OS BONS ➡️ @Nandinhatw (ADM)

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Memes, Recess, and Smooth: My President is Black @balleralert Head more. www.balleralert.com My President is Black - blogged by: @MsJennyB- ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Last week, the POTUS delivered his farewell address to the nation. In the final speech, President BarackObama looked back on the past eight years. He highlighted his accomplishments and used the platform to celebrate his supporters for the way they’ve changed this country. In the end, he thanked his family and his Vice President, JoeBiden, as the nation watched in awe. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, in light of the miraculous moment, a few naysayers tried to dim the light of our love for the President. Social media split, half condemned black people for loving Mr. President just because he is black, while others defended their position on the topic. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ While there are many reasons to love President Obama, is it so bad to also love him because he is black? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I think not. Aside from being black, President Obama has provided affordable health insurance for the millions of Americans without coverage with The AffordableCareAct, otherwise known as Obamacare. In 2010, Obama signed the FairSentencingAct, which reduced the federal sentencing disparities between crack and cocaine possession. In 2013, he encouraged several states to raise minimum wage, resulting in the compliance of 18 states. Not to mention, he saved millions of jobs with the RecoveryAct, in light of the global recession. All while being able to renew the economy after the worst recession since the Great Depression. Finally, by 2016 President Obama pardoned or commuted the sentences of a total of 1,324 people, which is one of the largest uses of clemency by a president, the New York Times reports. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Those are only a few reasons to love the POTUS. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Based on what he’s shown us over the last eight years, his character is unmatched. He’s classy, witty, smooth as silk, & the coolest President to ever step foot in the White House. On top of all of that, he is relatable. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When I look at him, I see my uncle, my cousin, even my father. He’s a black man & no one …to read the rest logon to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile) readmore

My President is Black - blogged by: @MsJennyB- ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Last week, the POTUS delivered his farewell address to the nation. In the...

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