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Tumblr, Blog, and Earth: The only thing fl than the Earth Is an anti-vax child's EKG srsfunny: Well.. He got half of it right.

srsfunny: Well.. He got half of it right.

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Memes, Earth, and Http: The only thing than the Earth Is an anti-vax child's EKG Well.. He got half of it right. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/31zavPT

Well.. He got half of it right. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/31zavPT

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Dank, Memes, and Target: The only thing fl than the Earth Is an anti-vax child's EKG Well.. He got half of it right. by Foodmaster122 MORE MEMES

Well.. He got half of it right. by Foodmaster122 MORE MEMES

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Family, Party, and Earth: The only thing flatter than the Earth Is an anti-vax child's EKG Nephews shirt at family party. I died. But not literally, because Im vaccinated.

Nephews shirt at family party. I died. But not literally, because Im vaccinated.

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Family, Party, and Earth: The only thing flatter than the Earth Is an anti-vax child's EKG Nephews shirt at family party. I died. But not literally, because Im vaccinated.

Nephews shirt at family party. I died. But not literally, because Im vaccinated.

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Jesus, Today, and British: EKG @evieeskg After posting this on my story today i found out the hard way that in my handwriting Rs and Ks look very similar AK Jesus😳😂

Jesus😳😂

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Ass, Bad, and Bitch: I seen this on fb & died laughing I wanna suck ya dick trom the back and start sucking it dumb crazy licking ya balls with the tip of my tongue and put ya whole dick in my mouth and let u fuck my throat then I'm gunna with and suck the heac of ya dick dumb nasty til u bust on my bottom lip then I want nibble on the head of ya dick, then I wana spit on ya meat making ya shit wet...i wana suck on ya balls and slurp on the head of ya dick making ya toes curl., .then ima massage on ya balls Who this Sorry wrong number Na this the right number I remember when my mom didn’t buy me a side kick because my grades was ass. I wasn’t a bad student my teacher just be lying when it came to parent teachers conference. The bitch would say I talked to much or was trying to be the class clown and it was disrespect. First of all none of us wanted to even be there and second of all she was about 80 years old she couldn’t even hold a piece of chalk to write on the board. Hand writing looking like a ekg. I wasn’t with the shits. Long story short I saved up some money and bought a sidekick. I had to get the monthly sim card minutes form the Arabs at the corner store. Everyhood got some Arab niggas tryna EXTORT the black community. My boy put me on to this NYC GROUP chat where you would send your age, sex and location. It was the perfect way to fiNNESSE the fuck outta hoes and get your meat tickled. It was late one school night and I was Talking to this one girl on AIM. She told me she lived near me and she was about 19 years old. Boy I was 12 and my dick was stiffer than a corpse. I hit her up smoothly tryna see what she was about. I thought I was freak so I tell her that I wanted to suck in her titles while playing my GameCube. My mom busy in my room cause she heard the door slamming animation form aim. Black mommas hate when you slam the door in they crib. She saw my sidekick light up and took it. I had to fitness and say my friend left it in my bag from school and I was gonna return it. Momma wasn’t buying that shit and took it.I’m going to bed salty as fuck. ( I ain’t know how to beat my meat yet so I was stuck horny). My mom bust in my room 2 minutes later furious, she ain’t know the foolishness I was partaking in. I will never for get what “MizzFabulous71890” sent me back “boy I want you to choke me with your GameCube controller cables and beat my ass cheeks like Kimbl slice. I wanna gargle your nut like listerine and swish it in my mouth like wine. I want to bounce on your dick to the point your balls burst and have you sore the next morning”. Bitch I got PE class tomorrow that’s gonna be painful as fuck. My momma ain’t know I was a freak a leak. I got my ass torn up

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Crying, Memes, and Shoes: While I was on the way out of the hospital, after getting my EKG holster attached, my daughter told me about a girl who made fun of her shoes, calling them disgusting. I told my daughter that the shoes do not define the woman rather that her actions do. On the way to the elevator, a man chased us down, and handed us this. I refused he insisted, saying "he had more than enough". I started crying, and thanked him so much 8955 B (Swipe) kindness

(Swipe) kindness

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Crying, Memes, and Shoes: While I was on the way out of the hospital, after getting my EKG holster attached, my daughter told me about a girl who made fun of her shoes, calling them disgusting. I told my daughter that the shoes do not define the woman rather that her actions do. On the way to the elevator, a man chased us down, and handed us this. I refused- he insisted, saying he had more than enough". I started crying, and thanked him so much 9955 B AS KindnessMatters

KindnessMatters

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Bloods, Can I See Your Phone?, and Hungry: "can I see your phone" yeah one sec TENNA DEVIN ELIZABETH JACK tag yourself i'm "respect women" anywho so after 3 1-2 hours spent at urgent care i'm finally home. i had blood taken and i almost passed out and i had an EKG, and chest x-ray. i also had a strep test and i cried lmao. they made me drink two gatorades and have a popscicle and i'm really hungry but also full of liquids you feel? anyways i know no one asked or wanted to read this but here i am, giving away unwanted information once again. ok bye~mulch

tag yourself i'm "respect women" anywho so after 3 1-2 hours spent at urgent care i'm finally home. i had blood taken and i almost passed ou...

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Memes, 🤖, and Ekg: CUANDOLTASA REALIZARUN EKG

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America, cnn.com, and Memes: THE PRESIDENTGETS TWO SCOOPSOFICE CREAM TRUMP WHITE HOUSE PRESIDENT GETS 2 scoops OFICE CREAM, EVERYONE ELSE 1 CNN SYS THESECUSTOMERSCONTINUE TO BE COSTUER THAN THE COMPANY EKG ONE FOREACHIGENDER There are two genders✌🏼️ liberal maga conservative constitution like follow presidenttrump resist stupidliberals merica america stupiddemocrats donaldtrump trump2016 patriot trump yeeyee presidentdonaldtrump draintheswamp makeamericagreatagain trumptrain triggered Partners --------------------- @too_savage_for_democrats🐍 @raised_right_🐘 @conservativemovement🎯 @millennial_republicans🇺🇸 @conservative.nation1776😎 @floridaconservatives🌴I

There are two genders✌🏼️ liberal maga conservative constitution like follow presidenttrump resist stupidliberals merica america stupiddemocr...

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Funny, Help, and Acting: My EKG machine is acting up EKG machine is malfunctioning, any help would be appreciated!

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Barber, Bitch, and Cum: Her: "Babe, if your Barber & I was drowning. Who would you save first?" First off all bitch why you in the pool drowning with my barber? I'm saving that nigga in a heart beat. Then pulling up to shorty funeral with the freshest fade and the next bitch. My barber is the difference from having my phone dry like grandma pussy or having hoes for the next two weeks. Any dude that would pick his girl over his barber has never had hoes and was conceived from pre cum. His pullout game must be atrocious if your willing to settle. He prob eats pizza with pineapples and that shit is unacceptable. Not about to have me out here with a EKG hairline.

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Blackpeopletwitter, Black, and Boy: childishdante @sk8his Follow v don't ever disrespect rick like that again pretty boy @rihonardo why does this look like kodak black:/ RETWEETS LIKES 20,556 41,368 EKG A髍 11:13 AM-2 Apr 2017 Blaspheme against Rick is absolutely unacceptable 😤 (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blaspheme against Rick is absolutely unacceptable 😤 (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

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Black, Boy, and Kodak: childishdante @sk8his Follow v don't ever disrespect rick like that again pretty boy @rihonardo why does this look like kodak black:/ RETWEETS LIKES 20,556 41,368 EKG A髍 11:13 AM-2 Apr 2017 Blaspheme against Rick is absolutely unacceptable 😤

Blaspheme against Rick is absolutely unacceptable 😤

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Finnish Language, Net, and Ekg: PAINAKAA SOITTOKELLOA RONTGENSUUETTU 10:00 11:30 VALISEN AJAN RONTGENHOITAJA ON SIDOTTURASITUS. EKG HUONEESEEN. RIEMURASIA NET Onkohan hoitaja päässyt jo siteistä irti? :O

Onkohan hoitaja päässyt jo siteistä irti? :O

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Memes, 🤖, and Ekg: 347 likes 20h a iamlaylanoal Can somebody pass me the remote view all 49 comments ron qu@s parra a zero refrain iamtroy brown Why the tv so small. iamtroybrown 8 can pass you some binoculars for that tv qualmes You watch tv on a ekg monitor Hate you hoes hardonthots

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Memes, Record, and 🤖: adidas eKg Iker Casillas will make his 174th appearance in UEFA competitions tonight, equaling Paolo Maldini's record 👏

Iker Casillas will make his 174th appearance in UEFA competitions tonight, equaling Paolo Maldini's record 👏

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Memes, 🤖, and Ekg: What my EKG looks like

What my EKG looks like

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Bmw, Costco, and Memes: 1966 2016 Long hair Longing for hair EKG KEG Acid rock Acid reflux Moving to California Moving to Florida because it's cool because it's warm Trying to look like Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor Taylor Seeds and stems Roughage Hoping for a BMW Hoping for a BM Going to a new, hip Getting a new hip joint joint Rolling Stones Kidney stones Screw the system Upgrade the system Disco Costco Parents begging you to Children begging you to get your hair cut get their heads shaved passing the driver's test Passing the vision test Whatever Depends SHARED ON l'M NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD COM What a difference 50 years make.

What a difference 50 years make.

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Memes, Patient, and Nursing: see you when you're sleeping I know when you're awake 🎅 Brushing your teeth? Working with PT? Eating lunch? Doesn't matter since the beeper won't stop reading that artifact as VTach 😫 ... But when in doubt, Check the patient! 👩‍⚕️👨‍⚕️Repost from @christinabandy! Artifact Rest Awake Sleep NSR Sinus Artifact TeethBrushing StopItPlease AlarmFatigue IStillRunInTho CheckThePt EKG Nursing NurseLife Nurse NursingProblems Tele Telemetry Cardiology

🎅 Brushing your teeth? Working with PT? Eating lunch? Doesn't matter since the beeper won't stop reading that artifact as VTach 😫 ... But wh...

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Bmw, Costco, and Memes: 1966 2016 Long hair Longing for hair EKG KEG Acid rock Acid reflux Moving to California Moving to Florida because it's cool because it's warm Trying to look like Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor Taylor Seeds and stems Roughage Hoping for a BMW Hoping for a BM Going to a new, hip Getting a new hip joint joint Rolling Stones Kidney stones Screw the system Upgrade the system Disco Costco Parents begging you to Children begging you to get your hair cut get their heads shaved Passing the driver's test Passing the vision test Whatever Depends SHARED ON IM NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD COM Submitted by Bob Kane

Submitted by Bob Kane

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veranasfa: Blue flower necklace Pink earrings Fairy necklace Red heart necklace Faith-Hope-Love Opalite necklace Rock cr...

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Love, Tumblr, and Blog: veranasfa: Blue flower necklace Pink earrings Fairy necklace Red heart necklace Faith-Hope-Love Opalite necklace Rock crystal ring Rose necklace Shell necklace https://www.etsy.com/shop/VeraNasfaJewelry

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