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Bad, Beautiful, and Comfortable: Splenda Pappy @caroline_oreo 20h Shrek is a cautionary tale about how dating ugly, musty men because "it's what's on the inside that counts" will make you ugly and musty as well thank you for coming to my ted talk 90 ロ9,915 26.6K △ <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/175726848039/cheshireinthemiddle-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://cheshireinthemiddle.tumblr.com/post/175726495377/siryouarebeingmocked-itisoktobewhite" class="tumblr_blog">cheshireinthemiddle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/175726365629/itisoktobewhite-thecaucasianfilipino" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://itisoktobewhite.tumblr.com/post/175292441966/thecaucasianfilipino-the-darkest-of-souls" class="tumblr_blog">itisoktobewhite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thecaucasianfilipino.tumblr.com/post/175288226813/the-darkest-of-souls-renegadebusiness" class="tumblr_blog">thecaucasianfilipino</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-darkest-of-souls.tumblr.com/post/175287999760/renegadebusiness-the-darkest-of-souls" class="tumblr_blog">the-darkest-of-souls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://renegadebusiness.tumblr.com/post/175287984641/the-darkest-of-souls-imsopopfly" class="tumblr_blog">renegadebusiness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-darkest-of-souls.tumblr.com/post/175287936730/imsopopfly-standard-dingo-abiggaynerd" class="tumblr_blog">the-darkest-of-souls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://imsopopfly.tumblr.com/post/175287778210/standard-dingo-abiggaynerd-bobavader" class="tumblr_blog">imsopopfly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://standard-dingo.tumblr.com/post/172216617168/abiggaynerd-bobavader-biomerge-facts" class="tumblr_blog">standard-dingo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://abiggaynerd.tumblr.com/post/172178298553/bobavader-biomerge-facts-only-why-the-fuck" class="tumblr_blog">abiggaynerd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bobavader.tumblr.com/post/172172510100/biomerge-facts-only-why-the-fuck-am-i-seeing" class="tumblr_blog">bobavader</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://biomerge.tumblr.com/post/172167135896/facts-only" class="tumblr_blog">biomerge</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>facts only</p></blockquote> <p>Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek. </p> </blockquote> <p>Fuck you Fiona was already an ogre and was trying to hide that part of herself because her parents told her to be ashamed but shrek helped her accept that part of herself and become her true self unapologetically! Fuck you </p> </blockquote> <p>OP is lord farquaad </p> </blockquote> <p>Fuck you ogre Fiona is gorgeous</p> <p>The only ugly musty one in that entire movie was farquaad</p> </blockquote> <p>Is no one gonna point out that she’s ugly as fuck?</p> </blockquote> <p>Fiona is beautiful </p> </blockquote> <p>Not Fiona the chick tweeting </p> <p>That forehead ratio </p> </blockquote> <p>I disagree with Slenda Pappy’s choice in eye shadow. </p> </blockquote> <p>The movie goes out of its way again and again to show how much people hate ogres. Shrek goes on and on about how humans think hes some fat ugly monster. Fiona hates her ogre form saying pretty much the same thing. So when the wedding scene happens it really hits hard. And you realise you are beautiful. It doesn’t matter what other people think. Shreks “But you are beautiful” Has to be one of the best lines in the movie. </p> <p>Holy crap I wrote that about freakin shrek.</p> </blockquote> <p>At least it’s not Harry Potter again.</p> <p>Also, plenty of people think Ogre Fiona is hotter.</p> <p><strike>I’ve heard.</strike></p> </blockquote> <p>And why is “it’s what’s on the inside that counts” so bad? Why are you so opposed to it? Shrek was comfortable with who he was (in the first movie), and he taught Fiona to be comfortable with who she was. They were both interesting people worth befriending. </p> <p><br/></p> <p>Yes, the inside is important. </p> </blockquote> <p>OP seems to be equating “ugly, musty men” with genuinely awful men. Meanwhile implying that you shouldn’t look past a person’s appearance because it reflects on what kind of person they are, and their negativity will make you similarly a bad person. </p></blockquote> <p>Shrek‘s “but you are beautiful” always makes me tear up and I’m not ashamed to admit it. Shrek loved Fiona, but feared she would never accept him. Fiona love Shrek, but feared he would never accept her. Eventually they learned to be happy with who they are and accept each other. How in the hell do you miss the point that hard?</p>
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Apple, Beautiful, and Bitch: All those people who are saying that you're gorgeous and beautiful, are lying. Come on, I bet that you know it that nobody would care if you ever do something to yourself. Kill yourself you ugly bitch Anonymous You know, I think you're so ugly I don't know what it is, but you're , I think that if you ing you will re you will never To the anons: You win. 7 minutes ago Anonymous 1 note d. Nobody wants ould care if you JUST DO IT AL NOT THAT DIFFICULT! would kill yourself. Everybody would be so happy. Nobody would even come to your funeral. I don't know you and don't want to know you. Please, you're ugly as fuck, Kill yourself, jump of a bridge or something. The world is better off without Anonymous blood-blossom: ask-doctor-jadusable: thecupcakespinkiepie: apple-diipper2: imnolonger-yourmuse: I started following this girl and her whole dash ended up these. And her last post. I can’t even say words. Anons took her life. If that okay with you, then carry on with your day. If you agree this is unacceptable and okay, then reblog and spread the word. What you say can actually change a persons life! So help out I don’t care if this makes your dash look ‘ugly’, no matter what type of blog you have you should reblog it. If you can’t reblog this, I pity you as a human being. ;~; This is sickening. This is why I fuckin hate most anons. Most are just pure assholes. Bullies. But I realized something. They only hate on others cause their life is miserable. So they make others miserable to try and be happy. They need something to vent their pain on
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Ass, Bitch, and Confused: OHMYGOD I lost my bitchass dog again He's ugly as fuck and keeps running away but I still love him, plus I already bought him shit and I don't wanna return the stuff. Please bring him back, his name is Señior Woofers. He probably won't respond to it cus he's a fake li bitch though. Please contact me at 661-440-5950 or bootoveater6969@amailcom Reward: $5ish maybe so last summer in Europe i would go out a lot and a few days before i was coming back to the u.s. my aunt invited me to go out. so i was like okay yeah bitch lets go, not literally but y'all feel. anyways so in the car it was my aunt, my cousin, and I. so we were just chilling, dabbing, stabbing, pumping music, having a fun time in the car on the freeway, but this bitch behind us felt like driving 123243 mph and he hit our car, then kept driving off. i literally thought there was an exorcism or something bc i was just confused. then my aunt was like oh no barbieguts we're gonna get ur ass, and she was driving after him super fast, i thought i was in fast and furious 18. later on she caught up to barbieguts and my cousin got a picture of his license plate; the cops arrived after we pulled to the side of the road and called them. she went to court, he was fined, etc. but anyways she told us that he didn't have a drivers license at all because he failed his test and i can see why, tht nigga barbieguts had terrible driving. point is, don't drive if u dont have a drivers license and have horrible driving because you'll end up like barbieguts
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