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Fashion, Food, and Fucking: rockatransky: on occasion, i browse the clearance racks at overpriced hipster-y boutiques cause from time to time you can find amazing deals, but being in Rich People Places always makes me a little nervous- and today when i was picking up a layaway from one of these shops, my nerves resulted in a story the shopkeepers are probably gonna be telling for quite a while. i'd just come from the feed store for lizard food (ie: bugs), and it was like 95F out so they were slowly being smothered to death in my backpack. so when the clerk, who i'd overheard was only on her second day working there, gave me my fancy sundress in a bag way too big for it, i pulled out two dozen crickets in a plastic bag and a tub full of mealworms from my pack and set them gently on the bag so they could breathe better till i got home. this girl's eyes go wide and she looks imploringly back at the equally startled-looking manager helping her through the transaction, and i realize that this might look a little weird to folks who aren't reptile keepers. so, instead of doing the logical thing and explaining that i'm feeding leopard geckos, i sorta chuckled and shrugged apologetically, and just said "dinner, y'know?" for the briefest of moments, there was an awkward silence so sweaty and suffocating you could drown in it, and then, in true daytime comedy fashion, the fucking crickets started chirping so i guess i'm never going back there ever again. Welp, time to go hide under a rock with the lizards
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Bailey Jay, Love, and Phone: r/AskReddit u/ShOtgunLlama 13h What is the dumbest solution to a problem that actually worked? ๆœƒ27.7h 14.9k Share Stellapotamus 8h I went to cancel a doctor's appointment and they said it was a $200 charge without a week's notice.I asked how much it was to reschedule, they said it was free "Okay, so I need to reschedule for two weeks out." "Is three weeks okay?" "Yep." "Alright, you're all set for three weeks from now Anything else I can do for you?" "Yes, I need to cancel my appointment." "We need a week's notice." "My appointment is three weeks away." "Oh. Okay. Sure." Thank you." Couldn't believe it worked. Reply3 hotmolasses fattyatomicmutant wivernryder The auxiliary water pump on my car broke (the plastic rotted and cracked so it was spewing coolant everywhere) and the mechanic wanted me to pay $300 for a $150 part. I went to an auto store and bought the part for just under $150 and was gonna have the mechanic install it until I called them back and they said they don't install customer parts So I figured if they won't install customer parts, they"ll at least fix existing problems with the vehicle So, naturally I poorly installed the new part myself, then took it to the mechanic saying I had coolant issues and wasn't sure what the problem was. They fixed the problem in under 20 minutes and only charged me $30 for the labor Holy Imma try that last one I went to my doctor's office and asked if they had any slots open for that day They told me they don't take walk-ins, you have to call ahead for an appointment. So I pulled out my phone and called the office. The other receptionist answered the phone and the first one literally WATCHED ME say "ld like to make an appointment today if you have any slots available He said to me (on the phone) all they had available was for 9:00, could I make it in time? l said "Yep, I'm standing right here." He didn't understand what I meant and happily put my appointment down. I hung up and said to the original receptionist, "Hi, I have an appointment in five minutes." She (very angrily) entered me as arrived and gave me my forms I love it when Askreddit discussions spill over to tumblr

I love it when Askreddit discussions spill over to tumblr

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Tumblr, Blog, and Chocolate: U THIS MONTH'S SNACKING ADVENTURE GET SOCIAL WITH US SHARE YOUR SNACK EXPERIENCE #SNACKCRATE SNACK CRATE SRAE SNACK CRATE WELCOME TO THIS MONTH'S SNACKING ADVENTURE GET SOCIAL WITH US SHARE YOUR SNACK EXPERIENCE #SNACKCRATE ืขื™ืช ืืจื–ื• ืคืจืคืจืชืžืŸ ืฉื™ืฉืœื™ืงื™ื–ื” ืคืจืคืจืช ืฉื™ืฉืœื™ื—ื•ื‘ื™ื–ื” ืงืฆื™ืฆื•ืช ืจื ื™ืช ืฉื•ืงื•ืœื“ ืฉืขืื•ืจื– ืืจื– ื—ืคื•ื–ื”ืจื—ื” ืืจื–ื™ ืงืจืื ืฅืขื•ื’ืช ืฉืขื•ืขื™ืชืื•ืจื– ื—ืคืจื–ื”ืืจื•ื—ื” ืฉื™ืฉืœื™ืงื—ื•ื‘ื™ื–ื” ืฆื™ืฆื•ืช ืคืจืคืจืช ืฉื•ืงื•ืœื“ ืงืฆื™ manืืจื•ื—ื” ืงืจืื ืฅ ื•ื’ืช ืคืจืคืจืช ืฉื™ืฉืœื™ื—ื•ื‘ื™ื–ื” ืงืฆื™ืฆื•ืช ืฉื™ืฉืœื™ืงื™ื–ื” ื”ืžืŸ ืื•ื–ืŸ ืฉืขื•ืขื™ืช ืงืฆื™ืฆื•ืช ืคืจืคืจืชื”ืžืŸ ืื•ื–ืŸ ืฉื™ืฉืœื™ืงื—ื•ื‘ื™ื–ื” ืงืฆื™ืฆื•ืช ืฉื•ืงื•ืœื“ ืฉื•( ืฉื™ืฉืœื™ืง HIS MONTH'S NACKING ADVENTUR GET SOCIAL WITH U SHARE YOUR SNACK EXPERIENCE #SNACKCRATE ืืจื–ื• ืงืฆื™ืฆ amba peanut snac 8 <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174257765184/my-snack-crate-is-from-israel-this-month-im" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>My snack crate is from Israel this month! Iโ€™m pumped</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/df14065f47e8c111d8dc63d2f31b1177/tumblr_inline_p9bc0jGGDh1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"/></figure><p>First snack I pulled out was a bar called โ€œchocolate logโ€ which is, quite literally, a chocolate bar made to look like a log.</p>

libertarirynn: My snack crate is from Israel this month! Iโ€™m pumped First snack I pulled out was a bar called โ€œchocolate logโ€ which is, qu...

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Ash, Bitch, and Dad: When you tryna convince the local prostitute that this isnt the life she has to live, and that you can help save her okingofcooneny I was driving home when I seen a local thot waiting for a pick up. These bitches don't trick for free out here, there's a price for glory. Me with $20 to my name decided to try my luck. "Aye shorty" I yelled across the street as she stood at the bus stop. Baby girl turned around with the swiftness. A truck passed in front of both of us as we made eye contact. When the truck passed she was next to me in the passenger. Hoes always know when to use instant transmission. She ask me what I wanted. I pulled out some singles and a couple nicks and dimes from my car ash trey. "$20 is all I have mam" I replied. She replied "That's 30 minutes". I ain't never pick up no hooker so I asked her if she wanted to play anything on the Aux cord. She had a trap phone so I started playing my music. I have gained experienced through GTA so I know I gotta park in a discreet location. Driving around we see this old pick up truck parked by a broken street light. It took me 10 minutes to parallel park. I'm unbuckling my pants like I had to pee all day. Ready to sling my meat out some Wale came on through the aux. My whole frame of mind changed. I no longer wanted to shoot ropes of nut on shorty but instead elevate her mind to the highest stakes that she may be the queen she was born to be. Me and her started conversations. Her name was Kelly, originally from Kansas and her dad is trucker, mother was a nurse and brother a drunk. Her whole life story was touching as we both began to break out in tears. I told her "baby dry them tears you don't got to do this to feel complete. Everything up to this moment has made you who you are, and every decision you make from this moment determines who you will be". Kelly looked me in the eyes and said "That was probably the sweetest thing I've ever heard, but your 30 minutes is up see ya". Man I dropped some motivational coach carter- the color purple speech and this bitch dipped. My gas light was on E. I tried to make it home and got stuck. Ya boy had to walk 40 minutes back to the crib. I can't trust these hoes.
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Boxing, Chill, and Condom: A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. Its like, here, lemme hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes One night stands be the worse. I clapped these set of cheeks I ran into at this one house party I went too. I don't even remember her name lets just call her L because she looked like a L and I was off the Henny and when you off that Henny Hennything is possible. I wake up the next morning in her crib cause a nigga was drained from the super sayian 3 nut that was busted the night before. So faded I couldn't remember if I pulled out or had a condom. It was too late now it's in Gods hands. I'm not worry tho if she pregnant that's a good things. Single mothers breed athletes I'll see little niqqa on draft day. I turn over and was reminded quickly of the L I took. L was talking about "Good morning Baby" woah bihhh we just met don't you think we moving too fast. ( Like I want going Donkey kong in that ass a few hours prior). I decided not to be bias and give L a chance. I start asking her about her self when she the first thing she says is she loves "Love and hip hop" every hoe loves that show and it was time for me to go. I couldn't leave without eating. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. I ask L what she had to eat at her crib. She said she can whip up some Waffles and eggs. She was potentially wifey material if she could cook for a complete stranger. That shows she's into missionary work. I'm chilling in her roach infested bed on my phone. A roach runs across my screen and refreshes my IF time line. L walks in shortly after with regular wonder bread with syrup and microwavable eggs. The fuck is this? I asked her where the waffles out she said "oh French toast waffles same thing". I was ready to Seismic toss this bitch through the bed. Anybody who can't differentiate between pancakes, Waffles and French toast can't be trusted. I had to clap it up one more time for the fuckery she bestowed me. I'm clapping these cheeks with Tears in my eyes and No food in my belly. I went home right after that. Some of you are wondering if I pulled out? I did and left some of my syrup on them back dimples. I ain't shit. I'm eating waffles as you read this.
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