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Bodies , Bored, and Dad: aRARE daddysbuterfly: pomegranateandivy: canisfamiliaris: gamzees-hole: razzretina: sarahsellaphix: officialgarrusvakarian: we-are-star-stuff: zerostatereflex: An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside. Octopuses are going to kill us all someday I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up. Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round. My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story.  Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank. I can’t remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act. RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself! Octopus Steals Video Camera, Films Own Escape Octopus Escapes from Tank to Prowl on its Neighbors Octopus Escape — 600-pound (272-kilogram) octopus wriggles through a passageway the size of a quarter Legging It: Evasive Octopus Has Been Allowed to Look for Love Octopus Escapes through Small Hole in Ship My dad worked in a lab and one of the rooms had a tank with an octopus in it. If they didn’t go play with the octopus he got bored and would climb out of his tank and steal the paperwork off the desks, and drag stuff into his tank to let the scientists know he was upset with them. 😳😳😳
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Ass, College, and Food: sorcererinslytherin: homwrecker this mother fucker is the voice of nemo shit i think i want to fuck nemo this little fucker goes to my college- I've met him. To make matter worse, he's sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper "fish are friends, not food" around him oh my god Alright STORYTIME: So my mum and I were meant to stay for two nights at this hotel in the middle of nowhere in Denmark and we stayed there last night and we were supposed to stay there again tonight but last night it was just horrible (I'm talking no hot water, broken bed, dirty, NO WIFI) so this morning we decided to take all our stuff with us when we left for the day to go into the city (two hours away) and while we were in the city we were gonna look for another hotel and if we found one we were just gonna stay in the city. So we went down to the front desk and told them that we had an early flight the next morning in the city (which is true) so if we found a hotel there we might just stay but if we couldn't we would come back so could they please keep our room (we'd already paid for it mind you) and we gave them back the keys and left. Fast forward eight hours we couldn't find any hotels anywhere around cuz there's some sort of festival going on at the moment so we decided to drive two hours back to the hotel. We got back and went up to the front desk, only to find out that they had ALREADY SOLD OUR ROOM TO SOMEONE ELSE. So we got our money back and drove back to the city, and went looking around one more time for a hotel. Fast forward another hour and a huge ass roaming charge on my phone and now we just decided to stay the night at the airport. To be honest though I'm happier here than at that hotel because at least the fucking airport has wifi :) -mio
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America, Anaconda, and Bailey Jay: ACLU The Constitution-Free Zone of the United States Seattle International Portland d'A Great Falls Grand Forks luth Salem Bismarck Sault Ste. Marie oBillings Marqutte Manchester Portland Medford Minneapoliso Green Bay*Traverse City Rochester, . Syracuse Bosto Boise Rapid City Buffala Hartford Sioux Falls Detroit ToledoCleveland Allentown Bridgeport edding Mlwaukee Rapids ChicagoToledokon . Akron New York Des Moines Salt e City Piladelphia San FranciscoStockton y Washington San Jose Denver Kansas Salinas le Richmond Virginia Beach Wichita oSpringfield gh. Creenville NashvilleCharlotteoFayetteville e Los Albuquerque Oklahoma City Mem Wilmington Long Beach Riverside Phoenix Little Rock Columbia San Diego Lubbock Las Savannahe Charleston Jack Sierra V Pecos Fort WorthoDallas Shreveport ille stin Lafayette New Orleans Or TampaPalm Bay Rio San. Antonio Victoria St. Petersburg West Palm Beach Corpus Christ Fort Lauderdale Miami Cape Coral Fairbanks McAllen Brawnsville The Constitution-Free Zone of the United States uneau Honolulu Nearly 2 out of 3 Americans (197.4 million people) live within 100 miles of the US land and coastal borders, according to 2007 figures from the US Census Bureau. <p><a href="http://bot-with-a-blog.tumblr.com/post/158832562003/blackdogsilver-engineer-pearl0" class="tumblr_blog">bot-with-a-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://blackdogsilver.tumblr.com/post/158743870941/engineer-pearl0-pantslesswrock-you-fucking" class="tumblr_blog">blackdogsilver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://engineer-pearl0.tumblr.com/post/158717398583/pantslesswrock-you-fucking-see-this-map" class="tumblr_blog">engineer-pearl0</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pantslesswrock.tumblr.com/post/44687641245/you-fucking-see-this-map-motherfuckers-you">pantslesswrock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>YOU FUCKING SEE THIS MAP, MOTHERFUCKERS?</p> <p>YOU GETTING A LONG GOOD SQUINT ON WITH YOUR SIGHT-HOLES?</p> <p>YOU SEE THAT LONG ORANGE SNAKE WEAVING ITSELF AROUND OUR FAIR COUNTRY?</p> <p><strong>THAT ORANGE LINE DENOTES THE 100 MILE BORDERS OF THE US, WHICH IS NOW BASICALLY A CONSTITUTION-FREE ZONE</strong></p> <p>DOES THAT SOUND HYPERBOLIC TO YOU SHITHEADS?</p> <p>DO YOU THINK I’M GETTING MY MOTHERFUCKING HYPERBOLE ON?</p> <p>THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS DECLARED THAT ITS AGENTS NOW HAVE THE RIGHTS TO SEARCH THE ELECTRONIC POSSESSIONS OF ANY FUCKING ONE IN THAT ZONE</p> <p><strong>ANYBODY, FOR ANY REASON, AS LONG AS THEY ARE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A BORDER OF THE US, CAN NOW HAVE THEIR FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS VIOLATED</strong><strong><br/></strong></p> <p>THIS OBVIOUSLY INCLUDES THE ENTIRE EAST AND WEST COASTS, ALSO KNOWN AS, YOU KNOW, <strong>THE FUCKING POPULATION CENTERS OF OUR ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY</strong></p> <p>THIS EQUATES TO <strong>NEARLY <em>200 MILLION</em> FUCKING AMERICANS, OR <em>2/3RDS</em> OF OUR ENTIRE SHITSTAINING WAFFLEHUMPING JELLOFUCKING FROGTOGGLING MINTSNIFFING HORSEHOCKING COUNTRY</strong></p> <p>IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, <strong>YOU RIGHT NOW</strong> DO NOT HAVE FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS ANYMORE</p> <p><strong>THEY HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY</strong> IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A US BORDER</p> <p>THAT MEANS MOST OF THE POPULATION OF ALL WEST COAST (ESPECIALLY CALIFORNIA) AND EAST COAST STATES, <strong>ALL OF FLORIDA AND THE ENTIRE NORTHEAST QUADRANT, AND ALL OF POOR MOTHERFUCKING HAWAII</strong></p> <p>JUST LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FUCKER, NOW A LITTLE COLLECTION OF ORANGE DOTS FLOATING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN</p> <p>LET ME REPEAT THAT FOR YOU NOOKWHIFFERS: <strong>THE FOURTH AMENDMENT NO LONGER APPLIES TO THE ENTIRE STATE OF HAWAII, AS WELL AS THE ENTIRE STATES OF FLORIDA, MAINE, MASSACHUSETTS, DELAWARE, NEW YORK, </strong>AND ALL THOSE OTHER FIDDLY LITTLE TINY FUCKING STATES UP IN THE SNOOTY PART OF AMERICA, YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE A KINDERGARTNER TRIED TO MAKE A JIGSAW PUZZLE OUT OF RABBIT SHIT</p> <p>INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, THE RED MEATY CENTER OF AMERICA IS ENTIRELY PROTECTED BUT I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET INTO THAT</p> <p>POINT IS, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, WHICH IS NOTORIOUS FOR ITS BLANKET STATEMENTS AND ITS DISREGARD FOR THE PRIVACY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, HAS NOW DECLARED THE RIGHTS OF TWO <strong>MOTHERFUCKING </strong>THIRDS OF THE GODDAMNED COUNTRY INVALID</p> <p>AND YES I MOTHERFUCKING STRETCHED YOUR DASH FOR THIS</p> <p><strong><em><big><big><big><big>MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE, PEOPLE</big></big></big></big></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><br/></em></strong>cuz this shit ain’t right.</p> <p>EDIT: CLICKTHROUGH THE PIC FOR SOURCE, SHITSTAINS</p> <p>ALSO <a href="http://www.storyleak.com/are-you-living-in-fourth-amendment-exclusion-zone/">THIS</a> AND <a href="http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2013/02/electronics-border-seizures/">THIS</a> AND MOTHERFUCKING <a href="https://www.aclu.org/files/assets/dhs_border_search_report_foia.pdf">THIS</a></p> </blockquote> <p>What the fuck</p> <p>Please tell me this is not real</p> </blockquote> <p>WTF America?</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone">https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone</a></p> </blockquote>
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