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Animals, Beautiful, and Family: @caro_bearo yesterday i convinced a boy that i am a beet farmer by using quotes from the office Noto Nate Note lot gosh I love it* You really like beets? Yeah it's realy fun! First rule in roadside beet salos, put the most attractive beets on top, The ones that make you pull the car over and go, 'Wow, I need this beet right now.Those are the money boets. lovet yop That's cool 3201,123 Interesting You know what they say, those who can't farm, farm celery My grandfather left mo a 60-acre Working beet farm. Trun it with my cousin Moso. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants I don't farm but love nature. My family built a cabin 50 years agc no electricity. It's beautiful we own about 75 acres tlove it 132011 12 Pu That's cool 13, 2012, That's really cool 60 acre that's a lot gosh Igrow up on a farm.1 have seen animals having sexin every position imaginable. Goat on chicken Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching You know what they say, those who cant farm, farm celery a2217 11 33AM Yeah it's realy fünl First rule in roadside beet sales, put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, Wow Ineed this beet right now.Those aro the money I don't farm but I love nature. My family built a cabin 50 years ago no electricity. It's beautiful we own about 75 acres Thats awesome Type a Message. Type a Message О Type altessage.." omfg 😂😂 me on tinder

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Bad, Baked, and Chicago: T-Mobile Wi-Fi 7-04 PM Erin yo erin. hate to break it to you but i'm more of a fruit guy big mango fan. hope that doesn't diminish any of my chances here Tue, Jun & 12:03AM alright, erin. I went out of my way to eat some vegetables today. figured it'd give me a reason to hit you up had kale, i almost died not a big fan, but i'm gonna keep looking until i find a vegetable will keep you posted Wed, Jun 8, 5:43 PM l put lettuce in my chipotle bowl today pretty good, but not the best. still GIF Type a message T-Moble Wi-FI :04 PM Erin Fri Jah 8, 3:44 PM saw a woman at panera today eating a salad; made me think of you Sun, Jun 10 605 PM went out for dinner last night and had a very nice thai salad, best vegetable dish i've had all weekl getting closer to finding that favorite veggie. i'll be in Fri, Jun 1,7 79 PM had late lunch at california pizza kitchen with my film partner and documentary professor-we're working on this documentary about a wrongful conviction and police corruption, in case you were wondering-and i had bbq chicken chopped salad, as well as a slice of wild mushroom pizza the salad wasn't bad. the whole concept of cold, crunchy water with dressing is, uhh, an acquired taste. i'm there T-Mobie Wi-Fi 7:04 PM Enn wasn't the biggest fan of the mushroom pizza, it was a stumble out of my comfort zone. my palate wasn't ready and it wasn't very appetizing i'm in search for a favorite vegetable and im out here eating fungus. better luck next time we'll be in touch Tue, Jun 19 725 PM hey! i went to panera today and had chicken noodle soup. that one had carrots, onion, and celery. very delish but soups are i want to be able to find a vegetable i can enjoy unadulterated. the search continues! Today 12:07 PM hey, long time no talk. hope you're doing well. i know i am. i had on my parmesan panko crusted chicken yesterday at the wedding i was shooting. it was delicious reminded me that i need more parsley in my life. i'm probably gonna make pasta aglio e olio at some point in the next week or two. thatll be really delicious and won't be short in parsley, ill be back soon with my INDER Erin sent you a new message T-Mobie Wi-FI 5:28 PM わィ蠪88% - reminded me that I need more parsley in my life. I'm probably gonna make pasta aglio e olio at some point in the next week or two. that'll be really delicious and won't be short in parsley, i-ll be back soon with m hi erin, yesterday i had a bbq chicken flatbread from panera and it was very decent. it had spinach, cilantro and fried onions which really compliment the bbq chicken and it was all held together by mozzarella and smoked gouda in a warm, freshly baked good stuff but i know i can do better! pasta aglio e olio still to come :) talk to you soon Today 8-20P HELLO!!! I AM IN CHICAGO!!! LETS EAT SOME VEGETABLES YOU DEDICATED SOUL Send Never Give Up (her bio said Tell me your favorite vegetable, so my friend pulled through)

Never Give Up (her bio said Tell me your favorite vegetable, so my friend pulled through)

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Blessed, Food, and Money: FOOD THAT Growing anything from a seed is impressive but also difficult, unless you're blessed with a green thumb. THaT MAGICALLY REGEROWS ITSELF Sure, it saves on money but there has to be an easier way... and there is! You can actually grow food from kitchen scraps. There is something very MacGyver about It's true! You can upcycle everything from celery scraps to onion butts with chance of success. Use organic fruits and vegetables for the best results. that, no? a great Green onions, lemongrass, leeks, fennel, & spring onions FOR LEMONGRASS ONLY Place root ends in water but don't fully submerge them. Change the water daily In 3-5 days, growth begins. Harvest the greens when full, then repeat the process Harvest lemongrass once it becomes a foot tall. Simply cut off what you need without uprooting the plant. Celery, cabbage, romaine lettuce, & bok chou Submerge the roots, leaving the tops above the water line. Spray with water a couple times a week, replacing the water every few days. Leaves will sprout in about a week. Plant the cutting with only the leaves above soil. Harvest when fully grown, about 5 months. Ginger Soak the chunk of ginger overnight. Submerge in moist soil. Keep watering until shoots appear Ready to harvest in a year. Simply remove entire plant, use what you need and repeat. Onion Plant root end and lightly cover it in soil. Keep soil moist. Carefully separate the new onions, leaving the roots attached, and plant them. Occasionally cut the leaves down to promote full growth. It can take up to 5 months for plants to mature enough for harvest. Garlic The bulbs will be ready for harvest in early summer when the bottom 1/3 of the leaves have yellowed. The larger the clove, the larger the resulting bulb. Sit the plant in a sunny window keeping the soil moist. COMPOST REMOVE Mushroonm Use a mixture of compost and soil. Plant the mushroom stalk in the soil with only the surface of it exposed. If the cutting takes, new growth happens q Harvest and repeat. uickly 4 DEEP HOLE Potatoes& Sweet Potatoes 8 DEPTH Cut into 2 pieces, each having 1-2 "eyes" on it Set pieces out at room temp for a few days, until fully dry St ore sweet potatoes in a warm, dry place for 2 weeks before using. This is what makes them sweet. 12" APART Add more soil as the plant grows until i is about 6" tall Pineapple Slice off the green leafy top and remove all fruit. Carefully remove the bottom layers until you see root buds. Growth happens in the first few months but it will be Place in water for two weeks to form roots. 2-3 years before harvest. WHOLE FOODS COOKING STONED Content & Design Jerry James Stone /@jerryjamesstone Chris Rooney/ @looneyrooneycom tv M A R K E T <p>¡Comida infinita!</p>

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Ass, Bill Cosby, and Bitch: dm Ro Can I get to kno yu 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile Jamal Thomas I'm a boy 6 hours ago Jdm Rog Ohh 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger Jamal Thomas Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know named Jamal 6 hours ago *me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* “Uhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. “Frankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* “‘Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* “‘Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* “‘Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* “‘All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* “Wait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime
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Anaconda, Bless Up, and Click: u/scigs6 21d i.redd.it This fur baby turns five today! Heads up. Baby girl you have "fit" or "fitness" in your name and u leave a comment I will click on your name 100 times out of 100. Why? Simple. IT'S GUARANTEED TO INCLUDE GROSS MEALS THAT NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER CONSUME BUT I ENJOYING LOOKING AT IT BC IT'S SPICY 🤗😂: "chia seeds in coconut milk on a bed of flax blended with kale and eggplant today 😍 VeganFit delicious smoothie". MAMA, STOP THIS SHIT. AIN'T NOTHING DELICIOUS ABOUT THIS UNGODLY CONCOCTION. IF U GON EAT IT TO DEVELOP A SIX PACK THEN MORE LOVE AND MORE LIFE TO U BUT STOP PRETENDING - A BANANA SPLIT IS DELICIOUS - TACOS ARE DELICIOUS - PUNANI IS DELICIOUS 🤗 - MIXING A WHOLE BUNCH OF INCONGRUOUS PLANTS TOGETHER LIKE THIS LET'S KEEP IT 600 THAT AIN'T DELICIOUS 😂. And y'all wanna photograph these concoctions to support each other. "Squash and celery smoothie with hemp seed and spirulina thanks @_fit_jen69 for the recommendation 😄". WOMAN. STOP LISTENING TO @_fit_jen69 - ONLY A PSYCHOPATH GON MAKE A SMOOTHIE WITH THEM INGREDIENTS - YALL CAN'T BE SERIOUS 😩 (@_fit_jen69 holla at me tho baby girl I happen to like psychopaths plus anyone with the number 69 in they bio is automatic wife material (girls who like 69 is like girls who like riding the dih...dinosaur status...that species damn near extinct 😩)...let's make chirren @_fit_jen69 and let's make a happy home my body is ready (I'm in charge of feeding the chirren tho no offense bless up 🤗😂😂😂))
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Animals, Beautiful, and Family: @caro bearo yesterday i convinced a boy that i am a beet farmer by using quotes from the office a Satan 、UE 12:10 PM 이 94% ■, a Message, oo ure 12:49 PM | ®イ이 84% ■' ..oooVerizon ? Nato Nate Nate lot gosh love it You really like beets? 29 33 Yeah it's really fun! First rule in roadside beet salos, put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that mako you pull the car over and go, "Wow, Ineed this beet right now. Those are the money beets. Tlove t yop That's cool 1, 012, 10 13 2942 12 43M Interesting You know What they say, those who can't farm, farm celery My grandfather Jeft me a 60-acre Working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants I don't farm but I love nature. My family built a cabin 50 years ago no electricity. ir's beautiful we l love itt n 2917, 120 P own about 75 acres That's cool That's really cool 60 acre that'sa lot gosh I grew up on a farm. 1 have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken Chicken on goat Couplo of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching You know what they say, those who can't farm, farm celery Yeah it's realy funl First rule in roadside beet sales, put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, "Wow, I need this beet right now. Those aro the money I don't farm but I love nature. My family built a cabin 50 years ago no electricity, It's beautiful we own about 75 acres Thats awesome Type a Message Type a Message- i just woke up then and i feel like i've been punched directly in both eyes it hurts to keep them open.... help?

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