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<p><a href="https://lmaonade.tumblr.com/post/161980600443/suppermariobroth-there-is-a-design-parallel" class="tumblr_blog">lmaonade</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.suppermariobroth.com/post/161978403880/there-is-a-design-parallel-between-the-mario-bros" class="tumblr_blog">suppermariobroth</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>There is a design parallel between the Mario Bros. and the princesses traditionally paired up with them. The number of eyelashes on Princess Peach’s eyes - six - matches the number of curved segments in Mario’s mustache. Likewise, Princess Daisy has two eyelashes on each eye, which matches Luigi’s two-segment mustache. Whether this is a coincidence or a deliberate design choice is unknown.<br/></p></blockquote> <p>i hate this blog for bringing this to my attention. i’m not going to be able to think about literally anything else ever again. i’m going to tell all of my friends about this every time mario is brought up at all. fuck you</p> </blockquote>: <p><a href="https://lmaonade.tumblr.com/post/161980600443/suppermariobroth-there-is-a-design-parallel" class="tumblr_blog">lmaonade</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.suppermariobroth.com/post/161978403880/there-is-a-design-parallel-between-the-mario-bros" class="tumblr_blog">suppermariobroth</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>There is a design parallel between the Mario Bros. and the princesses traditionally paired up with them. The number of eyelashes on Princess Peach’s eyes - six - matches the number of curved segments in Mario’s mustache. Likewise, Princess Daisy has two eyelashes on each eye, which matches Luigi’s two-segment mustache. Whether this is a coincidence or a deliberate design choice is unknown.<br/></p></blockquote> <p>i hate this blog for bringing this to my attention. i’m not going to be able to think about literally anything else ever again. i’m going to tell all of my friends about this every time mario is brought up at all. fuck you</p> </blockquote>
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<p><a href="https://lmaonade.tumblr.com/post/161980600443/suppermariobroth-there-is-a-design-parallel" class="tumblr_blog">lmaonade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.suppermariobroth.com/post/161978403880/there-is-a-design-parallel-between-the-mario-bros" class="tumblr_blog">suppermariobroth</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>There is a design parallel between the Mario Bros. and the princesses traditionally paired up with them. The number of eyelashes on Princess Peach’s eyes - six - matches the number of curved segments in Mario’s mustache. Likewise, Princess Daisy has two eyelashes on each eye, which matches Luigi’s two-segment mustache. Whether this is a coincidence or a deliberate design choice is unknown.<br/></p></blockquote> <p>i hate this blog for bringing this to my attention. i’m not going to be able to think about literally anything else ever again. i’m going to tell all of my friends about this every time mario is brought up at all. fuck you</p> </blockquote>: <p><a href="https://lmaonade.tumblr.com/post/161980600443/suppermariobroth-there-is-a-design-parallel" class="tumblr_blog">lmaonade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.suppermariobroth.com/post/161978403880/there-is-a-design-parallel-between-the-mario-bros" class="tumblr_blog">suppermariobroth</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>There is a design parallel between the Mario Bros. and the princesses traditionally paired up with them. The number of eyelashes on Princess Peach’s eyes - six - matches the number of curved segments in Mario’s mustache. Likewise, Princess Daisy has two eyelashes on each eye, which matches Luigi’s two-segment mustache. Whether this is a coincidence or a deliberate design choice is unknown.<br/></p></blockquote> <p>i hate this blog for bringing this to my attention. i’m not going to be able to think about literally anything else ever again. i’m going to tell all of my friends about this every time mario is brought up at all. fuck you</p> </blockquote>
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<p><a href="http://morbidmusing.tumblr.com/post/79437836969/peach-has-lived-most-of-her-life-in-castles-filled" class="tumblr_blog">morbidmusing</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <p><span>Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava</span></p> <p>She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano</p> <p>She has been kidnapped <em>to space</em></p> <p><em>And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.</em></p> <p>You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?</p> <p><strong><em>Bitch, please.</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>Peach will wreck you.</em></strong></p> </blockquote></blockquote> <p>Someone who knows jack shit about princess peach as a character: &ldquo;Wah she&rsquo;s just a hopeless damsel for a male power fantasy waaaah&rdquo;</p>: <p><a href="http://morbidmusing.tumblr.com/post/79437836969/peach-has-lived-most-of-her-life-in-castles-filled" class="tumblr_blog">morbidmusing</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <p><span>Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava</span></p> <p>She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano</p> <p>She has been kidnapped <em>to space</em></p> <p><em>And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.</em></p> <p>You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?</p> <p><strong><em>Bitch, please.</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>Peach will wreck you.</em></strong></p> </blockquote></blockquote> <p>Someone who knows jack shit about princess peach as a character: &ldquo;Wah she&rsquo;s just a hopeless damsel for a male power fantasy waaaah&rdquo;</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://radroachhd.tumblr.com/post/139828050250" target="_blank">radroachhd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thederpyducks.tumblr.com/post/139815268547" target="_blank">thederpyducks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hosted by SuperStreamTeam, here’s my entry to the 2016 Princess Peach collab! :D</p> <p>I encountered some issues with Source Filmmaker, so I had to unfortunately cut one scene out.<br/> Still hope you enjoy it though! :D<br/> As I can’t post the full video to streaming sites, (since lolicon) the two scenes have been uploaded on Gfycat and rule34hentai, but with no sound.<br/> If you want sound + an intro + an end scene, you’ll have to go to:</p> <p><b>Full Video:</b> <a href="http://www.mediafire.com/watch/5bm42pm12v7rv2h/Full_Movie.mp4" target="_blank">http://www.mediafire.com/watch/5bm42pm12v7rv2h/Full_Movie.mp4</a><br/> I advise you to save the video and reupload it wherever (pls credit my tumblr if youre not entirely evil XD) cause i dont know how long itll stay up on mediafire.</p> <p>For WebM links you require an account on the website.</p> <p>Scene 1:<br/> WebM: <a href="http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/146656" target="_blank">http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/146656</a><br/> Gfycat: <a href="https://gfycat.com/HarmoniousFrayedAfricanparadiseflycatcher" target="_blank">https://gfycat.com/HarmoniousFrayedAfricanparadiseflycatcher</a></p> <p>Scene 2:<br/> WebM: <a href="http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/146657" target="_blank">http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/146657</a><br/> Gfycat: <a href="https://gfycat.com/InfatuatedSeveralGallowaycow" target="_blank">https://gfycat.com/InfatuatedSeveralGallowaycow</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Watch the full video, it is fucking awesome.</p> </blockquote>: Princess Peach Collab 2016 <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://radroachhd.tumblr.com/post/139828050250" target="_blank">radroachhd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thederpyducks.tumblr.com/post/139815268547" target="_blank">thederpyducks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hosted by SuperStreamTeam, here’s my entry to the 2016 Princess Peach collab! :D</p> <p>I encountered some issues with Source Filmmaker, so I had to unfortunately cut one scene out.<br/> Still hope you enjoy it though! :D<br/> As I can’t post the full video to streaming sites, (since lolicon) the two scenes have been uploaded on Gfycat and rule34hentai, but with no sound.<br/> If you want sound + an intro + an end scene, you’ll have to go to:</p> <p><b>Full Video:</b> <a href="http://www.mediafire.com/watch/5bm42pm12v7rv2h/Full_Movie.mp4" target="_blank">http://www.mediafire.com/watch/5bm42pm12v7rv2h/Full_Movie.mp4</a><br/> I advise you to save the video and reupload it wherever (pls credit my tumblr if youre not entirely evil XD) cause i dont know how long itll stay up on mediafire.</p> <p>For WebM links you require an account on the website.</p> <p>Scene 1:<br/> WebM: <a href="http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/146656" target="_blank">http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/146656</a><br/> Gfycat: <a href="https://gfycat.com/HarmoniousFrayedAfricanparadiseflycatcher" target="_blank">https://gfycat.com/HarmoniousFrayedAfricanparadiseflycatcher</a></p> <p>Scene 2:<br/> WebM: <a href="http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/146657" target="_blank">http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/146657</a><br/> Gfycat: <a href="https://gfycat.com/InfatuatedSeveralGallowaycow" target="_blank">https://gfycat.com/InfatuatedSeveralGallowaycow</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Watch the full video, it is fucking awesome.</p> </blockquote>
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