When your bestie hasn't had any good dick!
Take the Dick & Stop Alldat Crying! 😅😅HoeIsLife lmao
when his kid wakes up and you gotta act like u wasn't just sucking dick
All I want for Christmas is good dick that's attached to a good dude that buys me pizza without me asking, doesn't judge my drinking habi...
I wish I lost weight as fast as I lost motivation... Too bad I could never pass up on a good meal, a good glass of wine, or a good dick.💁🏼
i masturbated so good lastnight .. when i woke up my dick was in the kitchen cookin breakfast