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scifi1694: thegoddamazon: laughingfish: inflateablefilth: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyedโ€ฆ every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming โ€œWEโ€™RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!โ€ โ€œDONโ€™T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!ย  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CCโ€™S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!โ€ Heโ€™s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15ย A.M If we donโ€™t restart his heart ,ย heโ€™s toast!ย  JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! โ€œDaddyโ€™s in a butter place now, kids.โ€ I WASNโ€™T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS HES BREAD JIM BEST PUNS EVER. HEโ€™S BREAD, JIM. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY JESUS CRUST : scifi1694: thegoddamazon: laughingfish: inflateablefilth: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyedโ€ฆ every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming โ€œWEโ€™RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!โ€ โ€œDONโ€™T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!ย  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CCโ€™S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!โ€ Heโ€™s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15ย A.M If we donโ€™t restart his heart ,ย heโ€™s toast!ย  JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! โ€œDaddyโ€™s in a butter place now, kids.โ€ I WASNโ€™T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS HES BREAD JIM BEST PUNS EVER. HEโ€™S BREAD, JIM. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY JESUS CRUST
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