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Bad, Confused, and Cute: toodrunktofindaurl my brother is getting married and i'm so excited to fulfill my destiny as the embarrassing drunk gay sister who flirts with the bride for the entire ceremony toodrunktofindaurl i'm gonna yell "RUN AWAY WITH ME" to her during the vows toodrunktofindaurl there are people out there genuinely worried that I'm gonna steal my brother's bride away the day of their wedding.. i'm laughing. I've known her since I was born, we just love annoying the shit out of my brother and this "you picked the wrong sibling" joke has been going on for as long as I can remember. The whole family is in on it. The three of us are super close, she's always been family. Also we are really bad at romantic weddings (my Mom wore jeans at my Dad's and hers, signed a bunch of papers and then got blackout and my brother and his girlfriend p won't even have a "real" ceremony, just a cele- bration between friends and family. I love my brother and he already knows I'm gonna pull some stupid stunt, it's what we do. His girl friend is usually the one to initiate these shitty jokes, I wouldn't be surprised if she was the one to stop the "ceremony" to say some shit like "WAIT THIS IS THE WRONG SIBLING please don't take any of this seriously Imao that said, i'm definitely showing up half naked to her bachelorette party as the "surprise strip- per" with a sash that says "the sibling your should be marrying" and a shitty plastic tiara toodrunktofindaurl UPDATE 1) for people confused about the "I've known her since I was born () she's always been family": She's the granddaughter of our parents' neighbors, we all grew up together and my brother and her have been in love since they were babies. He held her hand as she made her first steps, they even have a picture on their wall of the moment before she first tried to get up ITS OFFICIAL, I'M GONNA BE MY BROTHER'S BEST MAN. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST MAN DO? A SPEECH Everything is going according to plan vantwinblade If you are the best man you need to get a sword systlin This is true it's only logical. Source: toodrunktofindaurl 52,029 notes Thats so cute tbh
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Beautiful, Cute, and Love: .il Verizon LTE 10:33 PM Swaylor Tift awwww that's so cute I love I love you. you're so cute YOU ARE SO CUTE ZOE IT'S UNFAIR WHAT THE HECK I WASNT EXPECTING THIS also hold UP you are freakin TaLeNtEd and adorable toooo!!! Okay maybe but YOU ARE THE MOST PRECIOUS THING ON THE EARTH OKAY Don't even with those LIES you in fact are THE MOST prECious and pUre and Real TIFI II Message 0 .il Verizon LTE 10:33 PM Swaylor Tift Don't even with those LIES you in fact are THE MOST prECious and pUre and BeauTIFUL sure sure whatever but YOUR EYEBROWS ARE WORTH MORE THAN LITERAL GOLD AND YOUR ENTIRE SELF IS SO AESTHETICALLY PLEASING SO DON'T EVEN @ ME Read 10:29 PMM YOUR LIL SQUISH NOSE IS PERFECTION AND YOUR CURLS ARE THICC AND YOU ARE EVEN MORE AESTHETIC PLEASING WITH YOUR VAN GOGH PANTS SELF @SAMMIEGRAY Message 0 Verizon LTE 10:35 PM Swaylor Tift ARE EVEN MORE AESTHETIC PLEASING WITH YOUR VAN GOGH PANTS SELF @SAMMIEGRAY you just got @ED BOI THAT'S IT WE ARE SETTLING THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL MA'AM YOU ARE THE CUTEST PATOOTIEST PERSON IN THE FRICKIN UNIVERSE AND I LOVE/RESPECT YOU. YOUR SHORT HAIR IS CUTE, YOUR HIGH WAISTED PANTS ARE CUTE, YOUR CAT IS CUTE YOUR VOICE IS NICE AND SOFT, AND YOUR MOM IS CUTE. OKAY DISCUSSION ENDED Delivered Message 0 <p><a href="https://yellowdaasie.tumblr.com/post/172981136374/me-and-my-friend-are-aggressively-shouting-about" class="tumblr_blog">yellowdaasie</a>:</p><blockquote><p>me and my friend are aggressively shouting about all the things we love about each other.</p></blockquote><p>This is&hellip; truly Wholesome</p>

yellowdaasie:me and my friend are aggressively shouting about all the things we love about each other.This is… truly Wholesome

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Beautiful, Crying, and Cute: While most people's tattoos have meanings behind them, one guy now has an inking more moving than most-his proposal When Vinny Capaldo Smith, a tattoo artist from Denver, decided he was going to propose to his girlfriend, Brooke Wodark, he just knew he had to get his profession involved somehow Brooke was incredibly nervous, and was shaking at the thought of putting the needle to her partner's leg-but her hands became even more so unstable when Vinny, whom she had been dating for a year and a half, pulled up his shorts to reveal a new tattoo which asked for her hand in marriage. Brooke Wodark June 20 at 1:44pm . Vinny had always said he wanted me to tattoo him. Today he sprung it on me and told me it was the day. I drew out a simple heart on his ankle only to be surprised with a beautiful ring and my future husband! I'm so happy! Vinny had also inked two boxes, one for 'yes' and one for 'no underneath the drawing. Brooke was to give her answer to his proposal with an "х, inking. Of course, Brooke inked an X into the 'yes' box-though she was shaking so much that the Xlater had to be re-touched to make the tattoo cleaner And people truely love it! Jessica Toth Super cute! Congrats you two Like O 2 June 21 at 4:04am Kayla Canacari Omg that's so cute!!! Like O 3 June 21 at 4:08am Cassi Bernarding rm crying Like O2 June 21 at 4:10am Deziree Alexys Okay, I just cried watching this! wooHOO! Congrats lady Like O 2 June 21 at 4:12am As usual there are always people love to think about the worst scenario Natalia Betancur But what if she had cheked the-no"? that would be an interesting trip to the tattoo removal clinic Like Reply 0a 47-Yesterday s 5:03am Edled Chey Renee Burkhalter Cute but if this marriage fails Omg if he had another girlfriend he wanted to propose to after he can scribble off the first two boxes and just add new ones. eee Like Reply O4 Yestorday at 4 38am Tattoo artist surprises girlfriend with permanently-inked proposal

Tattoo artist surprises girlfriend with permanently-inked proposal

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Christmas, Cute, and Target: estcroissant: Gingerbread house is one of the cutest inventions ever. Merry Christmas. Thats so cute

estcroissant: Gingerbread house is one of the cutest inventions ever. Merry Christmas. Thats so cute

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