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Anaconda, Bailey Jay, and Bill Gates: Michael Jordan is retired with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it He'll make $3,710 while watching 1 episode ofFRIEN p s He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and bout $15,600 during the Boston Marathon Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (40lk), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, hell pul in about $5600 He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined THE WHITE HOUSE CASHENCTON If he wanted to save up for a new Mercedes Maybach 57 s (S356,000) Cit would take him a whole 2 days Amazing isn't it? However... If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today. Game over. Nerds win srsfunny:The Victory Of The Nerd

srsfunny:The Victory Of The Nerd