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<p><a href="http://what-the-fuck-is-anime.tumblr.com/post/173398743003/when-your-buddies-come-over-and-they-tell-you-to" class="tumblr_blog">what-the-fuck-is-anime</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>When your buddies come over and they tell you to only eat one brownie but nothing immediately happens so you eat another and they warn you how bad of an idea it is but make no effort to stop you because you never listen anyway and they decide to let you learn your lesson on your own which is actually just an excuse for them wanting to be entertained because it is literally impossible to overdose so you just keep eating those brownies and then two hours later you turn into a Bethesda protagonist and clip through the couch despite your best efforts to play it cool and then desperately reach for the remote to try and turn on the TV but it was already turned on so you turn it off by accident and have to turn it back on again and you change the channel to The Weather Channel® to chill out to calming diagrams of clouds but instead they are showing cell phone footage of deadly weather events and after watching 10 minutes of anxiety-inducing near-death videos of people being murdered by tornadoes you realize that the date is June 9th <br/></p></blockquote> <p>Quality shitposting™</p>: <p><a href="http://what-the-fuck-is-anime.tumblr.com/post/173398743003/when-your-buddies-come-over-and-they-tell-you-to" class="tumblr_blog">what-the-fuck-is-anime</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>When your buddies come over and they tell you to only eat one brownie but nothing immediately happens so you eat another and they warn you how bad of an idea it is but make no effort to stop you because you never listen anyway and they decide to let you learn your lesson on your own which is actually just an excuse for them wanting to be entertained because it is literally impossible to overdose so you just keep eating those brownies and then two hours later you turn into a Bethesda protagonist and clip through the couch despite your best efforts to play it cool and then desperately reach for the remote to try and turn on the TV but it was already turned on so you turn it off by accident and have to turn it back on again and you change the channel to The Weather Channel® to chill out to calming diagrams of clouds but instead they are showing cell phone footage of deadly weather events and after watching 10 minutes of anxiety-inducing near-death videos of people being murdered by tornadoes you realize that the date is June 9th <br/></p></blockquote> <p>Quality shitposting™</p>
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<p>Some of these just make me so damn mad. Particularly the ones where idiot parents nearly kill their kids out of stupidity.</p>: Doctors On Facebook Were Asked About Their Dumbest Patients, This Was Their Response... After looking at the patients chart and seeing she had diabetes: Me: Do you have any medical conditions? Patient: No Me: Are you sure, you've never been told you have any diseases? Patient: Never Me: What medications do you take? Patient: Insulin...for my diabetes Like Comment Share64311 34 47 minutes ago e I once had a patient who was prescribed an inhaler for his cat allergy. He came back a week later saying he was none the better Turns out he was spraying the inhaler on his cat. Like Comment . 9 minutes ago . 2 people like this. Write a comment... Patient had to be told that the reason her son was getting sick at school every day was because she was packing him peanut butter sandwiches and he was allergic to peanuts She honestly didn't know that was an ingredient, and he was in middle school and wasn't bright enough to realize it himself. "Don't eat or drink anything after midnight" before his 3 year old daughter's surgery the next morning (tonsils and adenoids). While intubating his daughter the next morning, she vomited scrambled eggs, causing her to aspirate them into her lungs. Her heart stopped, and I did chest compressions on her for 25 minutes. We got her back, aborted the surgery, and transferred her to pediatric icu on a ventilator. Her father's response... She said she was hungry. I thought you were being too hard on her. It must have been something you did to her." 0.0 2 Comments Like Comment There was this lady who had diabetes and her foot was necrotic. The doctor told her she was going to have to have it amputated, and she said, "No, Jesus will hea t for me" (or something to that degree). The doctor looked at her and said, "Ma'am, you have maggots eating your foot. Jesus wants you to get it amputated." Like Comment 9 minutes ago A mom brought her kids to the ER after they ate all of their Halloween candy because they had tummy aches. They were still eating Reese's peanut butter cups when they were in the exam room. I had to explain to her that they need to cut back on the candy and she looked at me like I had three heads. Like . Comment . 9 minutes ago . 32 people like this. No, my fiancee and I don't want our daughter to have any of the vaccines, vitamin K shot, antibiotic eye ointment, or PKU testing. It's poison. Poking her with the needle is worse than the 'cold' she'd get without the 'poison' He then drove his newborn daughter and fiancee home in a car that absolutely reeked of weed and cigarettes. Like Comment 9 minutes ago 19 people like this. Write a comment.. 1 hour ago "I'm never going to have a baby because the hospitals don't wash them anymore." She's 30. 1 hour ago. The best was the woman who was feeding her 3 month old dog every few days for no other reason than she thought a dog should only eat that often. Came in for hypoglycemia (of course) The nurse who spoke with her has no patience for this kind of jacked ignorance, and actually shouted at her "DO YOU EAT EVERY THREE DAYS!?" Had a lady who measured her baby's temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby's forehead. She told the nurse her baby's fever was about 250 degrees. Like Comment Unfollow Post 31 minutes ago 47 minutes ago A middle aged lady in the operating theatre once told us at the last minute (as she was being wheeled in) that she's allergic to latex. Everyone freaks out. somuch of the stuff we use in theatre has latex in it, so we take her to the latex free theatre and do her surgery there. When she's in recovery and awake I enquire as to what reaction she has to latex. "I just don't really like the sound the latex gloves make, dear". I just turned around and walked out. February 3 "I had asthma when I was a child, so stop f**king patronising me and telling me how to raise my daughter just because you think you're smarter than me". Leaves hospital Back in hospital two hours later; six year old daughter in respiratory failure and admitted to ICU. 9 Comments Like Comment <p>Some of these just make me so damn mad. Particularly the ones where idiot parents nearly kill their kids out of stupidity.</p>

<p>Some of these just make me so damn mad. Particularly the ones where idiot parents nearly kill their kids out of stupidity.</p>

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