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Aladdin, Candy, and Children: Toy Story: Andy's Parents Are Divorcing You never see the Dad They are moving (to a smaller house no less The Mom's wedding ring is off in the shot where she picks up the Burz box -Andy is introverted and emotionally attached to inanimate, masculine figures -They get a puppy (surprisingly common for divorcees) None of the babies in "Rugrats" actually exist, but they are all instead figments of Angelica's imagination, as result of her parent's negligence. Chuckie died with his mother, which explains how much of a nervous wreck his father is. Tommy was a stillborn baby, which explains why his father, Stu, was always in the basement making toys for the son he never had. Finally, the DeVilles had an abortion To compensate for not knowing the sex of the baby, Angelica invented twins in her head, one boy, one girl Willy Wonka knew those children would die in his factory, After Augustus gets sucked up the shoot, they all hop on board the boat through the tunnel of doom. The boat doesn't have two extra vacant seats thoughh Iit was designed with prior knowledge that they would lose two participants before that point. Later they drive a creanm spewing car with only four seats. Did they have another car waiting in the garage in case the others made it? Of course not. Willy Wonka uses children to make candy There's a scene in "Aladdin where Genie calls Aladdin's clothes 0 3rd century. However, as we all know, the Genie was locked inside a lamp for the past 10,000 years, meaning that there is no way he could have known what the 3rd century was like.This means that Aladdin actually takes place in the FUTURE, in at least 10,300 AD. The movie itself is set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, one where only some Arabic culture has survived. The things called "magic" are actually just some of the technological marvels left behind by the previous civilization. These include flying carpets and genetically engineered parrots which can comprehend human speech instead of just mimicking it How else could the Genie do impressions of ancient, long-dead celebrities like Groucho Marx, Jack Nicholson, etc? Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what's around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it. Game begins with curtain opening shadows on Blocks bolted to more shadows on skyline Exit stage right; end of set Platforms hanging La from roof, sticking out through slots in backdrop running via hidden machines behind set Super Mario Bros. 3 never happened It was all just a stage show. A play Mario was never once in any real danger You were merely the audience lolzandtrollz: Oh No, My Poor Childhood Memories

lolzandtrollz: Oh No, My Poor Childhood Memories

Fucking, Jeopardy, and Kahoot: public high school things naruto kids .kids punching windows kahoot .leaks coming from everywhere screams from every direction jeopardy review games chicken nuggets that are orange and all the same shape people fighting for no reason couples who make out in the hallway like they're never gonna see each other again those kids who take the bathroom pass and disappear for half of class clapping in the middle of lunch for no reason? only going to the homecoming game .being embarrassed by the student art in the hall .that one teacher that no one calls mr./Mrs./miss/etc but instead just their last name hearing yelling from other classrooms and wondering wtf is going on???? People who stop in the middle of the goddamn hallway That one kid who always has a winter coat on no matter what 'Gay table' Kids who rap/blast rap music in the hallway "_ Please take off your hood/hat." The bell doesn't dismiss you I do We still have 3 minutes left don't pack up yet or you're getting a detention Mysterious ceiling stains Smoke coming out of the bathroom -People who skip class and hide in the bathroom all period instead of leaving * those 3 kids who everyone knows are drug dealers » the secretary who is Tired * finding outdated memes printed out and pinned to the walls in teacher offices (ex: condescending willy wonka: "oh so that OTHER teacher didn't give you homework?? I see") * singing songs u learned in middle school language classes * the end of class is whenever someone shuffles their papers into a binder or moves their backpack, everyone else will follow like some freaky instinctual mimicry shit have u ever seen something so american like... wtf This all sounds so fucking weird... Public High School Things