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Anime, Bad, and Butt: Anonymous said to aphtexts: countries realizing they're gay HMobile3G 11:02 PM Messages feli Edit woah man have you ever realized spain has a really good butt Wait I shouldnt be thinking this but i am shl l | SHOULDNT BE THINKING ABOUT THIS OH MY GOD Because those thoughts objectity women? NO BECAUSE IM oiMessage HMobile3G Messages Send 11:02 PM feli Edit SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO KETCHUP Really? Don't you think that would be really weird? Like do you use it as lube or something? FELI OH MY FUCKIGN GOD BUT SERIOUSLY WHY AMITHINKING ABOUT SPAINS BUTT lol bro you're gay as fuck Send HMobile3G 11:08 PM Messages Sve Edit norge, i hope you dont think any less of me, but im homosexual what omg I know this may come as a shock but i hope you can still accept me of course were fine with you its just I thought you had a thing for dining tables what oiMessage HMobile3G Messages Send 11:08 PM Sve Edit i mean you take late night trips to ikea and you always blush when you get a new couch plus there was that one time iceland saw you ask a cabinet if they come here often' we all thought you were into the kitchen counter for years you cant prove anything me and chair-chan are just friends Send HMobile3G 11:21 PM Messages mattie bro Edit bro al what Ifi get a tingly feeling whenever russia smiles at me what does that mean is it a warm tingly feeling? because either your foots asleep or youre WhaT???? oiMessage Send HMobile3G 11:21 PM Messages mattie bro Edit i mean its not a bad thing lots of peoples foots fall asleep no no no the gay part but if i am woaH MAN YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?? IM RED WHITE BLUB ANNNDDDD ALL THE OTHER COLORS OF THE RAINBOW HAHA FUCK YOU REPUBLICANS Send HMobile3G 11:31 PM Messages uddykins Edit i think im sick Why? when i look at mattie start seeing this sparkle shit and roses and it looks like one of japans animes(a nice one. one of those shoujos.not one where innocent white haired anime boys die. like srsly i think japans trying to send me a message or something im scared bro) oiMessage Send HMobile3G 11:31 PM Messages uddykins Edit Sounds like you have a crush on him WHAT BUT HES A DUDE WERE JUST GUYS BEING DUDES You might be gay whaT BRO NO IM STRAIGHT Are you sure? YOU CANT CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS Send aphtexts: YOU CANT HIDE thE LAST ONE-
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Fire, Friends, and Head: Ami Angelwings @ami_angelwings All women everywhere should start responding to guys hitting on us with PG NPC lies k: "Ier ihe: kiog o I has a new advisor." kimyoshiko: nerusenpai: griffen78: kimyoshiko: bearsthethird: streetlightarson: queennubian: brashblacknonbeliever: pineypalooza: dandelionofthanatos: silentinsilver: dandelionofthanatos: jeshala: skeleton-warrior: piddlebucket: bigbigtruck: krudman: I love this you come here often? DWARVEN CRAAAFTS I saw a mudcrab the other day. Pigsticker like that’s not going to get you far. Best visit the blacksmith. My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is in the top percentage of all Rattata.  I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear! Psst, I know you.  Hail Sithis. get a silk bag from the graveyard duck to live longer shiny trinkets for you good lady! Some people call this junk. Me? I call it treasure. You’re that stranger everyone is talking about.  Or how about the Gnome insults from Fable IIIAre you lost? Can I help you starve and die?I was hoping you would come around. Could do with a good laugh.You should go somewhere nice and peaceful. Like a cemetery!I can help you find what you’re looking for. Step one: pull your head out your arse. I wish we could be friends, so I could tell you secrets. Like how I’m going to set you on fire. whispers: To right the countless wrongs of our day, We shine this light of true redemption, That this place may become as paradise. What a wonderful world such would be… To right the countless wrongs of our day, We shine this light of true redemption, That this place may become as paradise. What a wonderful world such would be… To right the countless wrongs of our day, We shine this light of true redemption, That this place may become as paradise. What a wonderful world such would be… To right the countless wrongs of our day, We shine this light of true redemption, That this place may become as paradise. What a wonderful world such would be… I DIDN’T MEAN FOR THIS TO HAPPE—To right the countless wrongs of our day, We shine this light of true redemption, That this place may become as paradise. What a wonderful world such would be…

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