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Apparently, Ass, and Crying: Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.699763279 be fat >go to /fit/ and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster apparently things with loads of fiber is going to 211 KB JPG save my filthy soul "Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion" go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks i dont shit that day next day i fiber myself up even more i dont shit that day either >fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore i dont shit the third day >i dont shit the fourth day thefinaldaydawns.mp3 si have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me it's whistling just a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin >no sound other than the whistling hiss suddenly stops the hole is plugged SOS >this shit is so solid it feels like i'm giving anal birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson >hang on to the shower curtain and pray the rock is shot out of my asshole at mach speed >my entire ass is covered in toilet water >now the fun begins a fart that could do more damage to thee ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me solid and prefectly round nuggets the smell is killing me blacking out the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg my guts are yelling in german sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly most of the shit isn't even digested at this point just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat after an hour it finally seems to be over sim shivering and crying both legs collapse as i try to stand up >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet gondorcallsforaid.rar shakily wipe my ass completely clean feniczoroark: larjmarge: itsperegrine: the-mighty-birdy: carolina-viking: th3laugh1ngt0mat0: carolina-viking: Holy fucking shit I CANT BREATHE I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE Pretty sure this has the most notes of any of my posts gondorcallsforaid.rar Iโ€™m in a ball on my bed with tears streaming down my face If I have to read this, so do you. This is funnier than it should be Omfg
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Definitely, Memes, and Free: #ThatsBaller: Ed Begley Jr. 's $2.8 Million Self-Sustainable Home Has a Utility Bill of Only $10 @balleralert ThatsBaller: Ed Begley Jr.'s $2.8 Million Self-Sustainable Home Has a Utility Bill of Only $10-blogged by @thereal__bee โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € Star of "St. Elsewhere", Ed Begley Jr., is definitely one to envy as his newly built L.A. home is completely self-sustainable,leaving him with a utility bill of only $10 a month. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € The one of a kind home in the Studio City neighborhood was a 5-year project from architect Scott Harris of Building Construction Group. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € Built from the ground up, Ed was able to get: eco-friendly solar panels, recycled wood, a chlorine free pool purified by an ozone system, a unit that recycles A-C water to use on the plants, and a motion-sensored water heating system to heat water before it's turned on. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € Not to mention the tile in the master bathroom, which is composed of recycled bottles. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € Ed spent $2.8 Million to build this magnificent home but it would have cost more to build with traditional materials.

ThatsBaller: Ed Begley Jr.'s $2.8 Million Self-Sustainable Home Has a Utility Bill of Only $10-blogged by @thereal__bee โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € Star of...

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Memes, Induct, and Nikola Tesla: @4biddenknowledge Nikola Tesla Electric Oscillator U-magnet Large induction coils Copper Windings on the shaft Bar Magnet or keeper as it is called NikolaTesla rediscovered the power of the DjedPillar Ankh. These oscillators are expressly intended to operate on direct and alternating lighting circuits and to generate damped and undamped oscillations or currents of any frequency, volume and tension within the widest limits. They are compact, self-contained, require no care for long periods of time and will be found very convenient and useful for various purposes as, wireless telegraphy and telephony; conversion of electrical energy; formation of chemical compounds through fusion and combination; synthesis of gases; manufacture of ozone; lighting; welding; municipal, hospital, and domestic sanitation and sterilization, and numerous other applications in scientific laboratories and industrial institutions. While these transformers have never been described before, the general principles underlying them were fully set forth in my published articles and patents, more particularly those of September 22, 1896, and it is thought, therefore, that the appended photographs of a few types, together with a short explanation, will convey all the information that may be desired. The essential parts of such an oscillator are: a condenser, a self-induction coil for charging the same to a high potential, a circuit controller, and a transformer which is energized by the oscillatory. discharges of the condenser. There are at least three, but usually four, five or six, circuits in tune and the regulation is effected in several ways, most frequently merely by means of an adjusting screw. Under favorable conditions an efficiency as high as 85% is attainable, that is to say, that percentage of the energy supplied can be recovered in the secondary of the transformer. While the chief virtue of this kind of apparatus is obviously due to the wonderful powers of the condenser, special qualities result from concatenation of circuits under observance of accurate harmonic relations, and minimization of frictional and other losses which has been one of the principal objects of the design. Now you know 4biddenknowledge

NikolaTesla rediscovered the power of the DjedPillar Ankh. These oscillators are expressly intended to operate on direct and alternating lig...

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