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Cats, Dogs, and Funny: Bu/no dain nae the a hne how many dogs does it take votone ives ahead ot us to change a lightbulb? sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? sorry, but I don't see a light bulb. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. ◆ Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there... Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Rottweiler: Make me. ◆ Boxer: Who cares?! can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can 1? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeze please, please, please Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry ◆ The Cat's Answer: Dogs do not change ligh to take advantage of the German Shepherd: I'lI change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make I'll just pop it in while I'm sure I haven't missed bouncing off the walls any, and make just one and furniture. more perimeter patrol to Old English Sheep e see that no one has tried Dog: Light bulb? I'm situation. Jack Russell Terrier: bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I carn expect some light, some dinner, and a massage? 28 July 9, 2011 Funny

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Being Alone, Bored, and Boxing: I've never had to unscrew another woman's light bulb in order to shine Repost @nasxwa For all the Men out there who try to tell women who or what to be... Sometimes she needs your attention Sometimes she doesn't get on with her family Sometimes she needs to hit a boxing bag Sometimes she needs to cuddle all day Sometimes she wants to wear make up Sometimes she is bored with her current hairstyle Sometimes she wants you to care about the book she is reading Sometimes she wants you to cook for her Sometimes she wants ganja in her body Sometimes she has to eat that particular food because she knows that has the minerals in that the baby needs Sometimes she is a freedom fighter Sometimes she expresses herself with poetry she writes to herself and you will never see it. Sometimes she want you to hold the door open for her Sometimes she needs to learn from you Other times she needs to teach you Sometimes she wants to buy you something Sometimes she wants to be naked Sometimes she just needs to be left alone Sometimes she doesn't want to hear that gender role sh*t Other times she wants to clean the whole house, not for you but because she can't think when the house is messy Sometimes she needs to go out dancing and she needs you to come with her Sometimes she needs a massage Sometimes she wants to debate politics Sometimes she needs to fight with you, then have crazy make up sex and forget why you were fighting in the first place Sometimes she can't be bothered dressing up Sometimes she wants you to show her some commitment Sometimes she needs to be a free spirit Everyday she needs your respect Everyday she needs love Every day she faces problems created by men which we call sexism Everyday she is a human and doesn't need to be stereotyped, put in to boxes or categories created by men to control and destroy her self esteem, she doesn't need to be objectified or told what to do. She needs to define herself on her own terms for herself and then she need to listen to who she is, what she wants and what she needs. Everyday she needs to feel special and appreciated. chakabars
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