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candywafercutie: “I wish I had the power to save games before they lose their data… Every single game from the past, present, and future. Everywhere. I don’t care what I become. All the children that have spent hours in their games, only to lose their progress due to no faults of their own… I don’t want them to suffer anymore.” Just because autosave exists in the next Animal Crossing game, that doesn’t mean Resetti lost his job… Rather he has ascended to godhood and rewritten the laws of the universe… : Kitkaters '14 @CANdy UAfer Cutie Kyubey That wish, once it's granted, will unravel the fabric of time itself. Are you trying to become a god? Kitkaters 'n eCAudy Resetti Cube I don't care what happens to me... Kitkaters in* @CAudy Resetti Curve I'll save them all! Kitkaters 'n CANDY Unber Cuie Resetti AAAAAAAAAAA!!! candywafercutie: “I wish I had the power to save games before they lose their data… Every single game from the past, present, and future. Everywhere. I don’t care what I become. All the children that have spent hours in their games, only to lose their progress due to no faults of their own… I don’t want them to suffer anymore.” Just because autosave exists in the next Animal Crossing game, that doesn’t mean Resetti lost his job… Rather he has ascended to godhood and rewritten the laws of the universe…

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aRe YoU fUcKiNg SoRrY?: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said "thanks" and half of me tried to say you're welcome and the other half tried to say "no problem and i ended up saying "your problem Anonymous 12/07/11(Wed)16:28 No.5220706 Reposting my all time favorite greentext playing soccer in gym ball is up in the air think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal -try miss bal >kick goale in the face stry to ask Are you okay and "I'm fucking sorry at the same time sinstead end up yelling "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY? goalie is choking back tears this post had me in tears I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they're not, so i'll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs: I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between "I have to pay a fine" and "I have to pay a fee" and I walked in and firmly stated "I have to pee" and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago andI still haven't been back, My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so l tried to say "quick" and "fast" at the same time and I ended up screaming "QUACK" which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn philip-the-nickel in volleyball in tenth grade my team lost almost every single game but PRAYING that we would win and all of my teammates started cheering but instead of yelling encouragement I accidentally yelled "DEAR this one time we were ahead and I was sitting on the bench literally for my friend who was about to serve and I tried to join in the cheers HEAVENLY FATHER one of my friends (ankesh) was playing soccer and was about to get nailed in the face and another of my friends tried to say "watch out ankesh" and said "WONKESH" I was in the car with my sister and we were arguing and I was caught between yelling "fight me" and "fuck you" at her, so I just ended up screaming "FUCK ME!" at her aRe YoU fUcKiNg SoRrY?
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Oops…omg-humor.tumblr.com: bluebandanna: jamnoot: ignoranthands: eziocauthon89: greatestgoth: ghost-plot: thejourneytonirvana: lilmotel: envyadams: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said "thanks" and half of me tried to say "you're welcome" and the other half tried to say "no problem" and i ended up saying "your problem" O Anonymous 12/07/11(Wed)16:28 No.5220706 Reposting my all time favorite greentext. >playing soccer in gym >ball is up in the air >think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal >try >miss ball >kick goalie in the face >try to ask "Are you okay?" and "I'm fucking sorry." at the same time >instead end up yelling "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRYI? >goalie is choking back tears this post had me in tears I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they're not, so lP'll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs: I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between "I have to pay a fine" and "I have to pay a fee" and I walked in and firmly stated "I have to pee" and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago andI still haven't been back, My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say "quick" and "fast" at the same time and I ended up screaming "QUACK" which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn philip-the-nickel in volleyball in tenth grade my team lost almost every single game but this one time we were ahead and I was sitting on the bench literally PRAYING that we would win and all of my teammates started cheering for my friend who was about to serve and I tried to join in the cheers but instead of yelling encouragement I accidentally yelled "DEAR HEAVENLY FATHER" one of my friends (ankesh) was playing soccer and was about to get nailed in the face and another of my friends tried to say "watch out ankesh" and said "WONKESH" I was in the car with my sister and we were arguing and I was caught between yelling "fight me" and "fuck you" at her, so I just ended up screaming "FUCK ME!" at her Oops…omg-humor.tumblr.com
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