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Bless Up, Confused, and Memes: confused by snow @Drsmashlove Message from my lil homegirl this morning: "I have a question and it's a real ponderance and you seem to know a lot about these things but here goes: Why do guys think I'm more attractive when I'm angry but turn around and tell me to smile more?" Ok here go my thoughts: (1) Men are fvcked up creatures - we think women are sexy when they're angry, sad, pissed off, serious, crying, etc. Resting bitch face is usually sexy on beautiful girls. As I said here before, I find these faces so hot that I will be an asshole just to elicit these faces from a girl (and, if I'm lucky, punches, slaps, attempted headlocks, and possibly a tearful strangulation where I have to beg for my life - the crazier the better - flash my life before my eyes mama - my body is ready 😍). (2) That said, men want to be around girls who are fun, free-spirited, and irreverent. Like a serious face is sexy but if a girl is serious all the time it's not chill. Men like to be around women who are chill. Like u gotta be able to roll a joint or pack a bowl and then say some hilarious shit to set the mood. Actually the best of both worlds is dry ass humor where u say shit that make me fall over laughing but in a deadpan, deadass manner. Like I went out with this girl Bruh she said "I once went home with a guy and after we hooked up he sat up in bed, took out his laptop, and said 'I missed one of Trump's speeches today, I'm gonna watch it real quick.' I have never regretted hooking up with someone more in my entire life." No smiles. She said that shit with heartfelt regret. I COLLAPSED LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BRUH I DIED 😂. To this day I laugh about that shit. So there u go. Keep a sexy bitch face on u and say hilarious shit and u will be bae AF. Ya get me! Bless up 😂😂😂
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