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        mandatalks:

locatescape:

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:


theinfiknight:


memeseverdie:

bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true


This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site


This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.



OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP


Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).


Nothing will ever be better than the last one 


HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ


That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-



Someone wrote a really interesting article about why people believe these sorts of things so easily.
: mandatalks:

locatescape:

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:


theinfiknight:


memeseverdie:

bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true


This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site


This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.



OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP


Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).


Nothing will ever be better than the last one 


HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ


That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-



Someone wrote a really interesting article about why people believe these sorts of things so easily.

        

            
            

                
                
                    mandatalks:

locatescape:

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:


theinfiknight:


memeseverdie:

bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true


This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site


This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.



OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP


Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).


Nothing will ever be better than the last one 


HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ


That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-



Someone wrote a really interesting article about why people believe these sorts of things so easily.
: mandatalks:

locatescape:

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:


theinfiknight:


memeseverdie:

bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true


This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site


This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.



OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP


Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).


Nothing will ever be better than the last one 


HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ


That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-



Someone wrote a really interesting article about why people believe these sorts of things so easily.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        locatescape:
ask-link-the-hylian-champion:


theinfiknight:


memeseverdie:

bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true


This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site


This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.



OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP


Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).


Nothing will ever be better than the last one 


HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ


That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-




Hadtodoittoemelon: locatescape:
ask-link-the-hylian-champion:


theinfiknight:


memeseverdie:

bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true


This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site


This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.



OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP


Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).


Nothing will ever be better than the last one 


HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ


That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-




Hadtodoittoemelon
        

            
            

                
                
                    locatescape:
ask-link-the-hylian-champion:


theinfiknight:


memeseverdie:

bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true


This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site


This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.



OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP


Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).


Nothing will ever be better than the last one 


HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ


That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-




Hadtodoittoemelon: locatescape:
ask-link-the-hylian-champion:


theinfiknight:


memeseverdie:

bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true


This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site


This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.



OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP


Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).


Nothing will ever be better than the last one 


HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ


That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-




Hadtodoittoemelon
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Hahahaha cause "They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true." "Where did you hear that?!" "The internet.": This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus
 This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is
 known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably
 don't know about this fruit is that it can switch
 flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste
 sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives
 water a strong orange-like taste. It's also very
 expensive...costing about 16000 JPY (which is
 about 200 dollars)
 or you know this could be photoshopped
 but idk
 you tell me
 this is alexandrias melon (wow)
 it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its
 magic)
 it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you
 from aging well into the hundreds
 it is known by the natives there as kuhul ajaw cacao shi-jily
 its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the
 same because evervthing on the internet is true
 This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that
 Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus
 The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure
 dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every
 tumbir blog that reaches 500,000 followers
 It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon
 but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza
 This planet is really just so amazing guys wow
 The taste of this melon wil always surprise you
 Today has been great
 We can all go to bed, the day is finished
 more awesome pictures at
 THEMETAPICTURE.COM
Hahahaha cause "They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true." "Where did you hear that?!" "The internet."
        

            
            

                
                
                    Hahahaha cause "They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true." "Where did you hear that?!" "The internet.": This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus
 This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is
 known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably
 don't know about this fruit is that it can switch
 flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste
 sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives
 water a strong orange-like taste. It's also very
 expensive...costing about 16000 JPY (which is
 about 200 dollars)
 or you know this could be photoshopped
 but idk
 you tell me
 this is alexandrias melon (wow)
 it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its
 magic)
 it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you
 from aging well into the hundreds
 it is known by the natives there as kuhul ajaw cacao shi-jily
 its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the
 same because evervthing on the internet is true
 This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that
 Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus
 The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure
 dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every
 tumbir blog that reaches 500,000 followers
 It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon
 but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza
 This planet is really just so amazing guys wow
 The taste of this melon wil always surprise you
 Today has been great
 We can all go to bed, the day is finished
 more awesome pictures at
 THEMETAPICTURE.COM
Hahahaha cause "They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true." "Where did you hear that?!" "The internet."
                    
                
            

            
                
                
Hahahaha cause "They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true." "Where did you hear that?!" "The internet."

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Not mine but wow: takennnvworst wound at this
 par, having ooked my last upon thatHaugh henceforth I will call nothing fai
 which is fairest.
 iniess it be her gift to me
 ased her for one hair from
 her golden head.
 What was it?
 She gave me three
 This is my favorite fucking scene
 If you've read the Simarillion, you know who Feanor was. If you don't, Feanor was the dickhead who
 created the Silmarils three indescibably beautiful and magical jewels that contained the light and
 essence of the world before it became flawed. They were the catalyst for basically every important
 thing that happened in the First Age of Middle Earth
 It is thought that the inspiration for the Silmarils came to Feanor from the sight of Galadriel's shining.
 silver-gold hair
 He begged her three times for single strand of her beautiful hair. And every time Galadriel refused
 him. Even when she was young. Galadriels ability to see into other's hearts was very strong, and she
 knew that Feanor was illed with nothing but fire and greed
 Fast forward to the end of the Third Age
 Gimli, visiting Lorien, is also struck by Galadriel's beauty. During the scene where she's passing out
 her parting gifts to the Fellowship. Galadriel stops empty-handed in front of Gimli, because she
 doesn t know what to offer a Dwarf Gimli tells her no gold, no treasure.just a single strand of hair
 to remember her beauty by
 She gives him three. Three.
 And this is why Gimli gets to be an Elf Friend, people Because Galadriel looks at him and thinks he
 deserves what she refused the greatest Elf who ever lived and then twice that. And because he
 has no idea of the significance of what she's just given him, but he's going to treasure it the rest of
 his life anyway
 Just look at that smile on Legolas's face in the last panel. He gets it. He knows the backstory. And
 I'm pretty sure this is the moment he reconsiders whether Elves and Dwarves can't be friends after
 all
 Everyone look at this great fucking post
 maire awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM
Not mine but wow
        

            
            

                
                
                    Not mine but wow: takennnvworst wound at this
 par, having ooked my last upon thatHaugh henceforth I will call nothing fai
 which is fairest.
 iniess it be her gift to me
 ased her for one hair from
 her golden head.
 What was it?
 She gave me three
 This is my favorite fucking scene
 If you've read the Simarillion, you know who Feanor was. If you don't, Feanor was the dickhead who
 created the Silmarils three indescibably beautiful and magical jewels that contained the light and
 essence of the world before it became flawed. They were the catalyst for basically every important
 thing that happened in the First Age of Middle Earth
 It is thought that the inspiration for the Silmarils came to Feanor from the sight of Galadriel's shining.
 silver-gold hair
 He begged her three times for single strand of her beautiful hair. And every time Galadriel refused
 him. Even when she was young. Galadriels ability to see into other's hearts was very strong, and she
 knew that Feanor was illed with nothing but fire and greed
 Fast forward to the end of the Third Age
 Gimli, visiting Lorien, is also struck by Galadriel's beauty. During the scene where she's passing out
 her parting gifts to the Fellowship. Galadriel stops empty-handed in front of Gimli, because she
 doesn t know what to offer a Dwarf Gimli tells her no gold, no treasure.just a single strand of hair
 to remember her beauty by
 She gives him three. Three.
 And this is why Gimli gets to be an Elf Friend, people Because Galadriel looks at him and thinks he
 deserves what she refused the greatest Elf who ever lived and then twice that. And because he
 has no idea of the significance of what she's just given him, but he's going to treasure it the rest of
 his life anyway
 Just look at that smile on Legolas's face in the last panel. He gets it. He knows the backstory. And
 I'm pretty sure this is the moment he reconsiders whether Elves and Dwarves can't be friends after
 all
 Everyone look at this great fucking post
 maire awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM
Not mine but wow
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        <p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/165403586928/fakepalestine-leveractionlady" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://fakepalestine.tumblr.com/post/165403489138/leveractionlady" class="tumblr_blog">fakepalestine</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leveractionlady.tumblr.com/post/147300597244">leveractionlady</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty.tumblr.com/post/147300470032">john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ariaofdoom.tumblr.com/post/147299175056">ariaofdoom</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://arizonagunguy.tumblr.com/post/147293666923">arizonagunguy</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anti-fattitude.tumblr.com/post/143133857263">anti-fattitude</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://angryinkeddrunk.tumblr.com/post/143069313824">angryinkeddrunk</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professorlogan81.tumblr.com/post/143043194500">professorlogan81</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aubscares.tumblr.com/post/134803616382">aubscares</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://southparkconservative.tumblr.com/post/133558849149">southparkconservative</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crazed-devils-advocate.tumblr.com/post/133553638235">crazed-devils-advocate</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://demolishfatacceptance.tumblr.com/post/133529897894">demolishfatacceptance</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Every fat activist says that ‘not everyone can lose weight’.</p>
<p>Amber Rachdi was 600 lbs. 600 freaking lbs. See those legs; yea that’s 

lymphedema that was caused by her morbid obesity. </p>
<p>And now look at her. Imagine her life if fat acceptance found her before the health intervention did. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Yes.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Love ya, Babe! You accomplish miracles by force of will, which is very difficult for many brought up on the I-want-it-now philosophy. Bravo! <br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>AMBER! I AM SO PROUD OF YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE! This is so inspiring and amazing. Good for you!</p>
</blockquote>
<p>You keep it up!</p>
</blockquote>
<p>WOW now this is motivating </p>
</blockquote>
<p>WOW. Go Amber! You can see how happy she is and how much better she feels now, just look at that glow in her face.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>That’s fucking nuts</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I watched her episode of My 600lb Life and she’s the only one I’ve seen that actually wanted to change her life and understood how important it was.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I feel like I need to add this because she went so much farther in her journey than the last photo shows. This is from her public Facebook profile.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/457802ad4d111ff369c7e1c5693de7ea/tumblr_inline_oa7t4dXFEu1qi80gl_540.jpg" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="960"/></figure><p>She kicked ass and took names and saved her own life.  </p>
</blockquote>
<p>That is awesome!</p>
</blockquote>

<p>wow </p></blockquote>

<p>Good on her, man</p></blockquote>: TLC

 Amber Rachdi @AmberRachdi Jun 22
 l here is no secret to #weightloss: the cure
 is widely known. Fewer calories
 consumed, more activity - how you get
 her i up to you!
<p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/165403586928/fakepalestine-leveractionlady" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://fakepalestine.tumblr.com/post/165403489138/leveractionlady" class="tumblr_blog">fakepalestine</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leveractionlady.tumblr.com/post/147300597244">leveractionlady</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty.tumblr.com/post/147300470032">john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ariaofdoom.tumblr.com/post/147299175056">ariaofdoom</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://arizonagunguy.tumblr.com/post/147293666923">arizonagunguy</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anti-fattitude.tumblr.com/post/143133857263">anti-fattitude</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://angryinkeddrunk.tumblr.com/post/143069313824">angryinkeddrunk</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professorlogan81.tumblr.com/post/143043194500">professorlogan81</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aubscares.tumblr.com/post/134803616382">aubscares</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://southparkconservative.tumblr.com/post/133558849149">southparkconservative</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crazed-devils-advocate.tumblr.com/post/133553638235">crazed-devils-advocate</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://demolishfatacceptance.tumblr.com/post/133529897894">demolishfatacceptance</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Every fat activist says that ‘not everyone can lose weight’.</p>
<p>Amber Rachdi was 600 lbs. 600 freaking lbs. See those legs; yea that’s 

lymphedema that was caused by her morbid obesity. </p>
<p>And now look at her. Imagine her life if fat acceptance found her before the health intervention did. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Yes.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Love ya, Babe! You accomplish miracles by force of will, which is very difficult for many brought up on the I-want-it-now philosophy. Bravo! <br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>AMBER! I AM SO PROUD OF YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE! This is so inspiring and amazing. Good for you!</p>
</blockquote>
<p>You keep it up!</p>
</blockquote>
<p>WOW now this is motivating </p>
</blockquote>
<p>WOW. Go Amber! You can see how happy she is and how much better she feels now, just look at that glow in her face.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>That’s fucking nuts</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I watched her episode of My 600lb Life and she’s the only one I’ve seen that actually wanted to change her life and understood how important it was.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I feel like I need to add this because she went so much farther in her journey than the last photo shows. This is from her public Facebook profile.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/457802ad4d111ff369c7e1c5693de7ea/tumblr_inline_oa7t4dXFEu1qi80gl_540.jpg" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="960"/></figure><p>She kicked ass and took names and saved her own life.  </p>
</blockquote>
<p>That is awesome!</p>
</blockquote>

<p>wow </p></blockquote>

<p>Good on her, man</p></blockquote>
        

            
            

                
                
                    <p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/165403586928/fakepalestine-leveractionlady" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://fakepalestine.tumblr.com/post/165403489138/leveractionlady" class="tumblr_blog">fakepalestine</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leveractionlady.tumblr.com/post/147300597244">leveractionlady</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty.tumblr.com/post/147300470032">john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ariaofdoom.tumblr.com/post/147299175056">ariaofdoom</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://arizonagunguy.tumblr.com/post/147293666923">arizonagunguy</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anti-fattitude.tumblr.com/post/143133857263">anti-fattitude</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://angryinkeddrunk.tumblr.com/post/143069313824">angryinkeddrunk</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professorlogan81.tumblr.com/post/143043194500">professorlogan81</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aubscares.tumblr.com/post/134803616382">aubscares</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://southparkconservative.tumblr.com/post/133558849149">southparkconservative</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crazed-devils-advocate.tumblr.com/post/133553638235">crazed-devils-advocate</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://demolishfatacceptance.tumblr.com/post/133529897894">demolishfatacceptance</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Every fat activist says that ‘not everyone can lose weight’.</p>
<p>Amber Rachdi was 600 lbs. 600 freaking lbs. See those legs; yea that’s 

lymphedema that was caused by her morbid obesity. </p>
<p>And now look at her. Imagine her life if fat acceptance found her before the health intervention did. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Yes.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Love ya, Babe! You accomplish miracles by force of will, which is very difficult for many brought up on the I-want-it-now philosophy. Bravo! <br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>AMBER! I AM SO PROUD OF YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE! This is so inspiring and amazing. Good for you!</p>
</blockquote>
<p>You keep it up!</p>
</blockquote>
<p>WOW now this is motivating </p>
</blockquote>
<p>WOW. Go Amber! You can see how happy she is and how much better she feels now, just look at that glow in her face.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>That’s fucking nuts</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I watched her episode of My 600lb Life and she’s the only one I’ve seen that actually wanted to change her life and understood how important it was.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I feel like I need to add this because she went so much farther in her journey than the last photo shows. This is from her public Facebook profile.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/457802ad4d111ff369c7e1c5693de7ea/tumblr_inline_oa7t4dXFEu1qi80gl_540.jpg" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="960"/></figure><p>She kicked ass and took names and saved her own life.  </p>
</blockquote>
<p>That is awesome!</p>
</blockquote>

<p>wow </p></blockquote>

<p>Good on her, man</p></blockquote>: TLC

 Amber Rachdi @AmberRachdi Jun 22
 l here is no secret to #weightloss: the cure
 is widely known. Fewer calories
 consumed, more activity - how you get
 her i up to you!
<p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/165403586928/fakepalestine-leveractionlady" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://fakepalestine.tumblr.com/post/165403489138/leveractionlady" class="tumblr_blog">fakepalestine</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leveractionlady.tumblr.com/post/147300597244">leveractionlady</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty.tumblr.com/post/147300470032">john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ariaofdoom.tumblr.com/post/147299175056">ariaofdoom</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://arizonagunguy.tumblr.com/post/147293666923">arizonagunguy</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anti-fattitude.tumblr.com/post/143133857263">anti-fattitude</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://angryinkeddrunk.tumblr.com/post/143069313824">angryinkeddrunk</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professorlogan81.tumblr.com/post/143043194500">professorlogan81</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aubscares.tumblr.com/post/134803616382">aubscares</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://southparkconservative.tumblr.com/post/133558849149">southparkconservative</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crazed-devils-advocate.tumblr.com/post/133553638235">crazed-devils-advocate</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://demolishfatacceptance.tumblr.com/post/133529897894">demolishfatacceptance</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Every fat activist says that ‘not everyone can lose weight’.</p>
<p>Amber Rachdi was 600 lbs. 600 freaking lbs. See those legs; yea that’s 

lymphedema that was caused by her morbid obesity. </p>
<p>And now look at her. Imagine her life if fat acceptance found her before the health intervention did. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Yes.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Love ya, Babe! You accomplish miracles by force of will, which is very difficult for many brought up on the I-want-it-now philosophy. Bravo! <br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>AMBER! I AM SO PROUD OF YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE! This is so inspiring and amazing. Good for you!</p>
</blockquote>
<p>You keep it up!</p>
</blockquote>
<p>WOW now this is motivating </p>
</blockquote>
<p>WOW. Go Amber! You can see how happy she is and how much better she feels now, just look at that glow in her face.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>That’s fucking nuts</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I watched her episode of My 600lb Life and she’s the only one I’ve seen that actually wanted to change her life and understood how important it was.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I feel like I need to add this because she went so much farther in her journey than the last photo shows. This is from her public Facebook profile.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/457802ad4d111ff369c7e1c5693de7ea/tumblr_inline_oa7t4dXFEu1qi80gl_540.jpg" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="960"/></figure><p>She kicked ass and took names and saved her own life.  </p>
</blockquote>
<p>That is awesome!</p>
</blockquote>

<p>wow </p></blockquote>

<p>Good on her, man</p></blockquote>
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        tumbly-poo:

bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true


This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site


This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.



OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP


Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).


@entropy-and-inkblots
: tumbly-poo:

bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true


This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site


This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.



OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP


Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).


@entropy-and-inkblots

        

            
            

                
                
                    tumbly-poo:

bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true


This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site


This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.



OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP


Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).


@entropy-and-inkblots
: tumbly-poo:

bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true


This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site


This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.



OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP


Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).


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        <p>This scene from Lord of The Rings via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2uWVuty">http://ift.tt/2uWVuty</a></p>: l havo taken myworst wound at this
 parong, having looked my last upon that
 which is fairest.
 Haughthenceforth I will call nothing fai
 ünless it be her gift to me
 l'asked her for one hair from
 er golden head
 What was it?
 he gave me three
 This is my favorite fucking scene
 If you've read the Silmarillion, you know who Feanor was. If you don't, Feanor was the dickhead who
 created the Silmarils: three indescribably beautiful and magical jewels that contained the light and
 essence of the world before it became flawed. They were the catalyst for basically every important
 thing that happened in the First Age of Middle Earth.
 It is thought that the inspiation for the Silmarils came to Feanor from the sight of Galadriel's shining.
 silver-gold hair
 He begged her three times for single strand of her beautiful hair. And every time, Galadriel refused
 him. Even when she was young. Galadriel's ability to see into other's hearts was very strong. and she
 knew that Feanor was filled with nothing but fire and greed
 Fast forward to the end of the Third Age.
 Gimli, visiting Lorien, is also struck by Galadriel's beauty. During the scene where she's passing out
 her parting gifts to the Fellowship, Galadriel stops empty-handed in front of Gimli, because she
 doesn't know what to offer a Dwarf. Gimli tells her no gold, no treasure... just a single strand of hair
 to remember her beauty by
 She gives him three. Three.
 And this is why Gimli gets to be an Elf Friend, people. Because Galadriel looks at him and thinks he
 deserves what she refused the greatest Elf who ever lived and then twice that. And because he
 has no idea of the significance of what she's just given him, but he's going to treasure it the rest of
 his life anyway.
 Just look at that smile on Legolas's face in the last panel. He gets it. He knows the backstory. And
 I'm pretty sure this is the moment he reconsiders whether Elves and Dwarves can't be friends after
 all
 Everyone look at this great fucking post
 more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM
<p>This scene from Lord of The Rings via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2uWVuty">http://ift.tt/2uWVuty</a></p>
        

            
            

                
                
                    <p>This scene from Lord of The Rings via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2uWVuty">http://ift.tt/2uWVuty</a></p>: l havo taken myworst wound at this
 parong, having looked my last upon that
 which is fairest.
 Haughthenceforth I will call nothing fai
 ünless it be her gift to me
 l'asked her for one hair from
 er golden head
 What was it?
 he gave me three
 This is my favorite fucking scene
 If you've read the Silmarillion, you know who Feanor was. If you don't, Feanor was the dickhead who
 created the Silmarils: three indescribably beautiful and magical jewels that contained the light and
 essence of the world before it became flawed. They were the catalyst for basically every important
 thing that happened in the First Age of Middle Earth.
 It is thought that the inspiation for the Silmarils came to Feanor from the sight of Galadriel's shining.
 silver-gold hair
 He begged her three times for single strand of her beautiful hair. And every time, Galadriel refused
 him. Even when she was young. Galadriel's ability to see into other's hearts was very strong. and she
 knew that Feanor was filled with nothing but fire and greed
 Fast forward to the end of the Third Age.
 Gimli, visiting Lorien, is also struck by Galadriel's beauty. During the scene where she's passing out
 her parting gifts to the Fellowship, Galadriel stops empty-handed in front of Gimli, because she
 doesn't know what to offer a Dwarf. Gimli tells her no gold, no treasure... just a single strand of hair
 to remember her beauty by
 She gives him three. Three.
 And this is why Gimli gets to be an Elf Friend, people. Because Galadriel looks at him and thinks he
 deserves what she refused the greatest Elf who ever lived and then twice that. And because he
 has no idea of the significance of what she's just given him, but he's going to treasure it the rest of
 his life anyway.
 Just look at that smile on Legolas's face in the last panel. He gets it. He knows the backstory. And
 I'm pretty sure this is the moment he reconsiders whether Elves and Dwarves can't be friends after
 all
 Everyone look at this great fucking post
 more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM
<p>This scene from Lord of The Rings via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2uWVuty">http://ift.tt/2uWVuty</a></p>
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        <p><a href="http://bot-with-a-blog.tumblr.com/post/158832562003/blackdogsilver-engineer-pearl0" class="tumblr_blog">bot-with-a-blog</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://blackdogsilver.tumblr.com/post/158743870941/engineer-pearl0-pantslesswrock-you-fucking" class="tumblr_blog">blackdogsilver</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://engineer-pearl0.tumblr.com/post/158717398583/pantslesswrock-you-fucking-see-this-map" class="tumblr_blog">engineer-pearl0</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pantslesswrock.tumblr.com/post/44687641245/you-fucking-see-this-map-motherfuckers-you">pantslesswrock</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>YOU FUCKING SEE THIS MAP, MOTHERFUCKERS?</p>
<p>YOU GETTING A LONG GOOD SQUINT ON WITH YOUR SIGHT-HOLES?</p>
<p>YOU SEE THAT LONG ORANGE SNAKE WEAVING ITSELF AROUND OUR FAIR COUNTRY?</p>
<p><strong>THAT ORANGE LINE DENOTES THE 100 MILE BORDERS OF THE US, WHICH IS NOW BASICALLY A CONSTITUTION-FREE ZONE</strong></p>
<p>DOES THAT SOUND HYPERBOLIC TO YOU SHITHEADS?</p>
<p>DO YOU THINK I’M GETTING MY MOTHERFUCKING HYPERBOLE ON?</p>
<p>THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS DECLARED THAT ITS AGENTS NOW HAVE THE RIGHTS TO SEARCH THE ELECTRONIC POSSESSIONS OF ANY FUCKING ONE IN THAT ZONE</p>
<p><strong>ANYBODY, FOR ANY REASON, AS LONG AS THEY ARE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A BORDER OF THE US, CAN NOW HAVE THEIR FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS VIOLATED</strong><strong><br/></strong></p>
<p>THIS OBVIOUSLY INCLUDES THE ENTIRE EAST AND WEST COASTS, ALSO KNOWN AS, YOU KNOW, <strong>THE FUCKING POPULATION CENTERS OF OUR ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY</strong></p>
<p>THIS EQUATES TO <strong>NEARLY <em>200 MILLION</em> FUCKING AMERICANS, OR <em>2/3RDS</em> OF OUR ENTIRE SHITSTAINING WAFFLEHUMPING JELLOFUCKING FROGTOGGLING MINTSNIFFING HORSEHOCKING COUNTRY</strong></p>
<p>IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, <strong>YOU RIGHT NOW</strong> DO NOT HAVE FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS ANYMORE</p>
<p><strong>THEY HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY</strong> IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A US BORDER</p>
<p>THAT MEANS MOST OF THE POPULATION OF ALL WEST COAST (ESPECIALLY CALIFORNIA) AND EAST COAST STATES, <strong>ALL OF FLORIDA AND THE ENTIRE NORTHEAST QUADRANT, AND ALL OF POOR MOTHERFUCKING HAWAII</strong></p>
<p>JUST LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FUCKER, NOW A LITTLE COLLECTION OF ORANGE DOTS FLOATING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN</p>
<p>LET ME REPEAT THAT FOR YOU NOOKWHIFFERS: <strong>THE FOURTH AMENDMENT NO LONGER APPLIES TO THE ENTIRE STATE OF HAWAII, AS WELL AS THE ENTIRE STATES OF FLORIDA, MAINE, MASSACHUSETTS, DELAWARE, NEW YORK, </strong>AND ALL THOSE OTHER FIDDLY LITTLE TINY FUCKING STATES UP IN THE SNOOTY PART OF AMERICA, YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE A KINDERGARTNER TRIED TO MAKE A JIGSAW PUZZLE OUT OF RABBIT SHIT</p>
<p>INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, THE RED MEATY CENTER OF AMERICA IS ENTIRELY PROTECTED BUT I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET INTO THAT</p>
<p>POINT IS, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, WHICH IS NOTORIOUS FOR ITS BLANKET STATEMENTS AND ITS DISREGARD FOR THE PRIVACY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, HAS NOW DECLARED THE RIGHTS OF TWO <strong>MOTHERFUCKING </strong>THIRDS OF THE GODDAMNED COUNTRY INVALID</p>
<p>AND YES I MOTHERFUCKING STRETCHED YOUR DASH FOR THIS</p>
<p><strong><em><big><big><big><big>MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE, PEOPLE</big></big></big></big></em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em><br/></em></strong>cuz this shit ain’t right.</p>
<p>EDIT: CLICKTHROUGH THE PIC FOR SOURCE, SHITSTAINS</p>
<p>ALSO <a href="http://www.storyleak.com/are-you-living-in-fourth-amendment-exclusion-zone/">THIS</a> AND <a href="http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2013/02/electronics-border-seizures/">THIS</a> AND MOTHERFUCKING <a href="https://www.aclu.org/files/assets/dhs_border_search_report_foia.pdf">THIS</a></p>
</blockquote>

<p>What the fuck</p>
<p>Please tell me this is not real</p>
</blockquote>
<p>WTF America?</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone">https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone</a></p>
</blockquote>: ACLU
 The Constitution-Free Zone of the United States
 Seattle
 International
 Portland
 d'A
 Great
 Falls
 Grand Forks
 luth
 Salem
 Bismarck
 Sault Ste. Marie
 oBillings
 Marqutte
 Manchester Portland
 Medford
 Minneapoliso Green Bay*Traverse City
 Rochester, . Syracuse Bosto
 Boise
 Rapid City
 Buffala Hartford
 Sioux Falls
 Detroit
 ToledoCleveland Allentown Bridgeport
 edding
 Mlwaukee Rapids
 ChicagoToledokon
 . Akron
 New York
 Des Moines
 Salt
 e City
 Piladelphia
 San
 FranciscoStockton
 y Washington
 San Jose
 Denver
 Kansas
 Salinas
 le Richmond
 Virginia Beach
 Wichita
 oSpringfield
 gh. Creenville
 NashvilleCharlotteoFayetteville
 e Los
 Albuquerque
 Oklahoma City
 Mem
 Wilmington
 Long Beach Riverside
 Phoenix
 Little Rock
 Columbia
 San Diego
 Lubbock
 Las
 Savannahe Charleston
 Jack
 Sierra V
 Pecos Fort WorthoDallas
 Shreveport
 ille
 stin
 Lafayette New Orleans
 Or
 TampaPalm Bay
 Rio
 San.
 Antonio Victoria
 St. Petersburg
 West Palm Beach
 Corpus Christ
 Fort Lauderdale
 Miami
 Cape Coral
 Fairbanks
 McAllen Brawnsville
 The Constitution-Free Zone of the United States
 uneau Honolulu
 Nearly 2 out of 3 Americans (197.4 million people) live
 within 100 miles of the US land and coastal borders,
 according to 2007 figures from the US Census Bureau.
<p><a href="http://bot-with-a-blog.tumblr.com/post/158832562003/blackdogsilver-engineer-pearl0" class="tumblr_blog">bot-with-a-blog</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://blackdogsilver.tumblr.com/post/158743870941/engineer-pearl0-pantslesswrock-you-fucking" class="tumblr_blog">blackdogsilver</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://engineer-pearl0.tumblr.com/post/158717398583/pantslesswrock-you-fucking-see-this-map" class="tumblr_blog">engineer-pearl0</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pantslesswrock.tumblr.com/post/44687641245/you-fucking-see-this-map-motherfuckers-you">pantslesswrock</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>YOU FUCKING SEE THIS MAP, MOTHERFUCKERS?</p>
<p>YOU GETTING A LONG GOOD SQUINT ON WITH YOUR SIGHT-HOLES?</p>
<p>YOU SEE THAT LONG ORANGE SNAKE WEAVING ITSELF AROUND OUR FAIR COUNTRY?</p>
<p><strong>THAT ORANGE LINE DENOTES THE 100 MILE BORDERS OF THE US, WHICH IS NOW BASICALLY A CONSTITUTION-FREE ZONE</strong></p>
<p>DOES THAT SOUND HYPERBOLIC TO YOU SHITHEADS?</p>
<p>DO YOU THINK I’M GETTING MY MOTHERFUCKING HYPERBOLE ON?</p>
<p>THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS DECLARED THAT ITS AGENTS NOW HAVE THE RIGHTS TO SEARCH THE ELECTRONIC POSSESSIONS OF ANY FUCKING ONE IN THAT ZONE</p>
<p><strong>ANYBODY, FOR ANY REASON, AS LONG AS THEY ARE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A BORDER OF THE US, CAN NOW HAVE THEIR FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS VIOLATED</strong><strong><br/></strong></p>
<p>THIS OBVIOUSLY INCLUDES THE ENTIRE EAST AND WEST COASTS, ALSO KNOWN AS, YOU KNOW, <strong>THE FUCKING POPULATION CENTERS OF OUR ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY</strong></p>
<p>THIS EQUATES TO <strong>NEARLY <em>200 MILLION</em> FUCKING AMERICANS, OR <em>2/3RDS</em> OF OUR ENTIRE SHITSTAINING WAFFLEHUMPING JELLOFUCKING FROGTOGGLING MINTSNIFFING HORSEHOCKING COUNTRY</strong></p>
<p>IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, <strong>YOU RIGHT NOW</strong> DO NOT HAVE FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS ANYMORE</p>
<p><strong>THEY HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY</strong> IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A US BORDER</p>
<p>THAT MEANS MOST OF THE POPULATION OF ALL WEST COAST (ESPECIALLY CALIFORNIA) AND EAST COAST STATES, <strong>ALL OF FLORIDA AND THE ENTIRE NORTHEAST QUADRANT, AND ALL OF POOR MOTHERFUCKING HAWAII</strong></p>
<p>JUST LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FUCKER, NOW A LITTLE COLLECTION OF ORANGE DOTS FLOATING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN</p>
<p>LET ME REPEAT THAT FOR YOU NOOKWHIFFERS: <strong>THE FOURTH AMENDMENT NO LONGER APPLIES TO THE ENTIRE STATE OF HAWAII, AS WELL AS THE ENTIRE STATES OF FLORIDA, MAINE, MASSACHUSETTS, DELAWARE, NEW YORK, </strong>AND ALL THOSE OTHER FIDDLY LITTLE TINY FUCKING STATES UP IN THE SNOOTY PART OF AMERICA, YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE A KINDERGARTNER TRIED TO MAKE A JIGSAW PUZZLE OUT OF RABBIT SHIT</p>
<p>INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, THE RED MEATY CENTER OF AMERICA IS ENTIRELY PROTECTED BUT I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET INTO THAT</p>
<p>POINT IS, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, WHICH IS NOTORIOUS FOR ITS BLANKET STATEMENTS AND ITS DISREGARD FOR THE PRIVACY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, HAS NOW DECLARED THE RIGHTS OF TWO <strong>MOTHERFUCKING </strong>THIRDS OF THE GODDAMNED COUNTRY INVALID</p>
<p>AND YES I MOTHERFUCKING STRETCHED YOUR DASH FOR THIS</p>
<p><strong><em><big><big><big><big>MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE, PEOPLE</big></big></big></big></em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em><br/></em></strong>cuz this shit ain’t right.</p>
<p>EDIT: CLICKTHROUGH THE PIC FOR SOURCE, SHITSTAINS</p>
<p>ALSO <a href="http://www.storyleak.com/are-you-living-in-fourth-amendment-exclusion-zone/">THIS</a> AND <a href="http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2013/02/electronics-border-seizures/">THIS</a> AND MOTHERFUCKING <a href="https://www.aclu.org/files/assets/dhs_border_search_report_foia.pdf">THIS</a></p>
</blockquote>

<p>What the fuck</p>
<p>Please tell me this is not real</p>
</blockquote>
<p>WTF America?</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone">https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone</a></p>
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                    <p><a href="http://bot-with-a-blog.tumblr.com/post/158832562003/blackdogsilver-engineer-pearl0" class="tumblr_blog">bot-with-a-blog</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://blackdogsilver.tumblr.com/post/158743870941/engineer-pearl0-pantslesswrock-you-fucking" class="tumblr_blog">blackdogsilver</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://engineer-pearl0.tumblr.com/post/158717398583/pantslesswrock-you-fucking-see-this-map" class="tumblr_blog">engineer-pearl0</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pantslesswrock.tumblr.com/post/44687641245/you-fucking-see-this-map-motherfuckers-you">pantslesswrock</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>YOU FUCKING SEE THIS MAP, MOTHERFUCKERS?</p>
<p>YOU GETTING A LONG GOOD SQUINT ON WITH YOUR SIGHT-HOLES?</p>
<p>YOU SEE THAT LONG ORANGE SNAKE WEAVING ITSELF AROUND OUR FAIR COUNTRY?</p>
<p><strong>THAT ORANGE LINE DENOTES THE 100 MILE BORDERS OF THE US, WHICH IS NOW BASICALLY A CONSTITUTION-FREE ZONE</strong></p>
<p>DOES THAT SOUND HYPERBOLIC TO YOU SHITHEADS?</p>
<p>DO YOU THINK I’M GETTING MY MOTHERFUCKING HYPERBOLE ON?</p>
<p>THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS DECLARED THAT ITS AGENTS NOW HAVE THE RIGHTS TO SEARCH THE ELECTRONIC POSSESSIONS OF ANY FUCKING ONE IN THAT ZONE</p>
<p><strong>ANYBODY, FOR ANY REASON, AS LONG AS THEY ARE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A BORDER OF THE US, CAN NOW HAVE THEIR FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS VIOLATED</strong><strong><br/></strong></p>
<p>THIS OBVIOUSLY INCLUDES THE ENTIRE EAST AND WEST COASTS, ALSO KNOWN AS, YOU KNOW, <strong>THE FUCKING POPULATION CENTERS OF OUR ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY</strong></p>
<p>THIS EQUATES TO <strong>NEARLY <em>200 MILLION</em> FUCKING AMERICANS, OR <em>2/3RDS</em> OF OUR ENTIRE SHITSTAINING WAFFLEHUMPING JELLOFUCKING FROGTOGGLING MINTSNIFFING HORSEHOCKING COUNTRY</strong></p>
<p>IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, <strong>YOU RIGHT NOW</strong> DO NOT HAVE FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS ANYMORE</p>
<p><strong>THEY HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY</strong> IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A US BORDER</p>
<p>THAT MEANS MOST OF THE POPULATION OF ALL WEST COAST (ESPECIALLY CALIFORNIA) AND EAST COAST STATES, <strong>ALL OF FLORIDA AND THE ENTIRE NORTHEAST QUADRANT, AND ALL OF POOR MOTHERFUCKING HAWAII</strong></p>
<p>JUST LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FUCKER, NOW A LITTLE COLLECTION OF ORANGE DOTS FLOATING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN</p>
<p>LET ME REPEAT THAT FOR YOU NOOKWHIFFERS: <strong>THE FOURTH AMENDMENT NO LONGER APPLIES TO THE ENTIRE STATE OF HAWAII, AS WELL AS THE ENTIRE STATES OF FLORIDA, MAINE, MASSACHUSETTS, DELAWARE, NEW YORK, </strong>AND ALL THOSE OTHER FIDDLY LITTLE TINY FUCKING STATES UP IN THE SNOOTY PART OF AMERICA, YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE A KINDERGARTNER TRIED TO MAKE A JIGSAW PUZZLE OUT OF RABBIT SHIT</p>
<p>INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, THE RED MEATY CENTER OF AMERICA IS ENTIRELY PROTECTED BUT I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET INTO THAT</p>
<p>POINT IS, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, WHICH IS NOTORIOUS FOR ITS BLANKET STATEMENTS AND ITS DISREGARD FOR THE PRIVACY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, HAS NOW DECLARED THE RIGHTS OF TWO <strong>MOTHERFUCKING </strong>THIRDS OF THE GODDAMNED COUNTRY INVALID</p>
<p>AND YES I MOTHERFUCKING STRETCHED YOUR DASH FOR THIS</p>
<p><strong><em><big><big><big><big>MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE, PEOPLE</big></big></big></big></em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em><br/></em></strong>cuz this shit ain’t right.</p>
<p>EDIT: CLICKTHROUGH THE PIC FOR SOURCE, SHITSTAINS</p>
<p>ALSO <a href="http://www.storyleak.com/are-you-living-in-fourth-amendment-exclusion-zone/">THIS</a> AND <a href="http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2013/02/electronics-border-seizures/">THIS</a> AND MOTHERFUCKING <a href="https://www.aclu.org/files/assets/dhs_border_search_report_foia.pdf">THIS</a></p>
</blockquote>

<p>What the fuck</p>
<p>Please tell me this is not real</p>
</blockquote>
<p>WTF America?</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone">https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone</a></p>
</blockquote>: ACLU
 The Constitution-Free Zone of the United States
 Seattle
 International
 Portland
 d'A
 Great
 Falls
 Grand Forks
 luth
 Salem
 Bismarck
 Sault Ste. Marie
 oBillings
 Marqutte
 Manchester Portland
 Medford
 Minneapoliso Green Bay*Traverse City
 Rochester, . Syracuse Bosto
 Boise
 Rapid City
 Buffala Hartford
 Sioux Falls
 Detroit
 ToledoCleveland Allentown Bridgeport
 edding
 Mlwaukee Rapids
 ChicagoToledokon
 . Akron
 New York
 Des Moines
 Salt
 e City
 Piladelphia
 San
 FranciscoStockton
 y Washington
 San Jose
 Denver
 Kansas
 Salinas
 le Richmond
 Virginia Beach
 Wichita
 oSpringfield
 gh. Creenville
 NashvilleCharlotteoFayetteville
 e Los
 Albuquerque
 Oklahoma City
 Mem
 Wilmington
 Long Beach Riverside
 Phoenix
 Little Rock
 Columbia
 San Diego
 Lubbock
 Las
 Savannahe Charleston
 Jack
 Sierra V
 Pecos Fort WorthoDallas
 Shreveport
 ille
 stin
 Lafayette New Orleans
 Or
 TampaPalm Bay
 Rio
 San.
 Antonio Victoria
 St. Petersburg
 West Palm Beach
 Corpus Christ
 Fort Lauderdale
 Miami
 Cape Coral
 Fairbanks
 McAllen Brawnsville
 The Constitution-Free Zone of the United States
 uneau Honolulu
 Nearly 2 out of 3 Americans (197.4 million people) live
 within 100 miles of the US land and coastal borders,
 according to 2007 figures from the US Census Bureau.
<p><a href="http://bot-with-a-blog.tumblr.com/post/158832562003/blackdogsilver-engineer-pearl0" class="tumblr_blog">bot-with-a-blog</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://blackdogsilver.tumblr.com/post/158743870941/engineer-pearl0-pantslesswrock-you-fucking" class="tumblr_blog">blackdogsilver</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://engineer-pearl0.tumblr.com/post/158717398583/pantslesswrock-you-fucking-see-this-map" class="tumblr_blog">engineer-pearl0</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pantslesswrock.tumblr.com/post/44687641245/you-fucking-see-this-map-motherfuckers-you">pantslesswrock</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>YOU FUCKING SEE THIS MAP, MOTHERFUCKERS?</p>
<p>YOU GETTING A LONG GOOD SQUINT ON WITH YOUR SIGHT-HOLES?</p>
<p>YOU SEE THAT LONG ORANGE SNAKE WEAVING ITSELF AROUND OUR FAIR COUNTRY?</p>
<p><strong>THAT ORANGE LINE DENOTES THE 100 MILE BORDERS OF THE US, WHICH IS NOW BASICALLY A CONSTITUTION-FREE ZONE</strong></p>
<p>DOES THAT SOUND HYPERBOLIC TO YOU SHITHEADS?</p>
<p>DO YOU THINK I’M GETTING MY MOTHERFUCKING HYPERBOLE ON?</p>
<p>THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS DECLARED THAT ITS AGENTS NOW HAVE THE RIGHTS TO SEARCH THE ELECTRONIC POSSESSIONS OF ANY FUCKING ONE IN THAT ZONE</p>
<p><strong>ANYBODY, FOR ANY REASON, AS LONG AS THEY ARE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A BORDER OF THE US, CAN NOW HAVE THEIR FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS VIOLATED</strong><strong><br/></strong></p>
<p>THIS OBVIOUSLY INCLUDES THE ENTIRE EAST AND WEST COASTS, ALSO KNOWN AS, YOU KNOW, <strong>THE FUCKING POPULATION CENTERS OF OUR ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY</strong></p>
<p>THIS EQUATES TO <strong>NEARLY <em>200 MILLION</em> FUCKING AMERICANS, OR <em>2/3RDS</em> OF OUR ENTIRE SHITSTAINING WAFFLEHUMPING JELLOFUCKING FROGTOGGLING MINTSNIFFING HORSEHOCKING COUNTRY</strong></p>
<p>IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, <strong>YOU RIGHT NOW</strong> DO NOT HAVE FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS ANYMORE</p>
<p><strong>THEY HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY</strong> IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A US BORDER</p>
<p>THAT MEANS MOST OF THE POPULATION OF ALL WEST COAST (ESPECIALLY CALIFORNIA) AND EAST COAST STATES, <strong>ALL OF FLORIDA AND THE ENTIRE NORTHEAST QUADRANT, AND ALL OF POOR MOTHERFUCKING HAWAII</strong></p>
<p>JUST LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FUCKER, NOW A LITTLE COLLECTION OF ORANGE DOTS FLOATING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN</p>
<p>LET ME REPEAT THAT FOR YOU NOOKWHIFFERS: <strong>THE FOURTH AMENDMENT NO LONGER APPLIES TO THE ENTIRE STATE OF HAWAII, AS WELL AS THE ENTIRE STATES OF FLORIDA, MAINE, MASSACHUSETTS, DELAWARE, NEW YORK, </strong>AND ALL THOSE OTHER FIDDLY LITTLE TINY FUCKING STATES UP IN THE SNOOTY PART OF AMERICA, YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE A KINDERGARTNER TRIED TO MAKE A JIGSAW PUZZLE OUT OF RABBIT SHIT</p>
<p>INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, THE RED MEATY CENTER OF AMERICA IS ENTIRELY PROTECTED BUT I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET INTO THAT</p>
<p>POINT IS, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, WHICH IS NOTORIOUS FOR ITS BLANKET STATEMENTS AND ITS DISREGARD FOR THE PRIVACY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, HAS NOW DECLARED THE RIGHTS OF TWO <strong>MOTHERFUCKING </strong>THIRDS OF THE GODDAMNED COUNTRY INVALID</p>
<p>AND YES I MOTHERFUCKING STRETCHED YOUR DASH FOR THIS</p>
<p><strong><em><big><big><big><big>MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE, PEOPLE</big></big></big></big></em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em><br/></em></strong>cuz this shit ain’t right.</p>
<p>EDIT: CLICKTHROUGH THE PIC FOR SOURCE, SHITSTAINS</p>
<p>ALSO <a href="http://www.storyleak.com/are-you-living-in-fourth-amendment-exclusion-zone/">THIS</a> AND <a href="http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2013/02/electronics-border-seizures/">THIS</a> AND MOTHERFUCKING <a href="https://www.aclu.org/files/assets/dhs_border_search_report_foia.pdf">THIS</a></p>
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<p>What the fuck</p>
<p>Please tell me this is not real</p>
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<p>WTF America?</p>
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<p><a href="https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone">https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone</a></p>
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        bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true


This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site


This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.



OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP


Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).
: bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true


This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site


This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.



OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP


Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

        

            
            

                
                
                    bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true


This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site


This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.



OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP


Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).
: bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true


This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site


This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.



OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP


Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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