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Cheating, Children, and Facts: kaylum archjelly THE TELETUBBIES HAVE OFFICIALLY HAD KIDS FEEL OLD YET? Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonicaly, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information. Um wat tums out they're called the tiddytubbies and they have names Daa Daa Nin Duggle Dee Mi-Mi RuRu most ikely umby pumby is la la's kid and duggle dee is p0's. Yelow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winlo. Dipsys is Daa daa because they're both green but Ook at daa daas antenna seems a bit similar to la la's no? ! a and dipsy had some shit on the side po, that other cheating tuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that's suspiciously similar to red and purple also check out that fucking antenna same as tinky winky's can't hide the facts po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren't theirs tinky winiky and dipsy also arent innocent in this the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue dipsy and tinky winky had mi m AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDs and theyre off getting some tubby custard on the side scandas galore in that damn superdome A diagram for everyone who does not understand either I found that the oniy pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentaily Po, Lala and Tinkywanky al have chidren with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheatng going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with doted ines. An orgy happened here LALA TINKYWANKY PO DIPSY AA DAA UMBY DUGGLEDEE MIMI, BAA RURU NIN PING 尾woodens. m just gonna....reblog this without comment Stares Why? f Im cursed with this information, you have to be too. Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they weren't all in on it together striderai god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve Are we all just going to over look the fact youre calling them Tinkywanky? Source: ibertaniryn 52,175 notes The Children of the Teletubbies
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Butt, Community, and Crush: penfairy I visited the museum and I heard two bros in the dinosaur exhibit having an earnest discussion about the best way to kill a T-Rex with a sword and what kind of armour should be worn into the battle and they spoke with such passion I really wish the scientific community could have heard them. I'd love to know how palaeontologists would weigh in on The Great Debate penfairy For instance, was the bro in the weed shorts right? is it pointless to wear heavy armour when battling a T-Rex? Is it truly better to go into battle naked wielding dual swords? Or was the bro in the backwards cap correct? Should you go for a double-handed sword and iron armour? Will light bouncing off the armour really confuse and blind the beast? Realistically, what protection is armour against a dinosaur? Was Weed Shorts right when he proposed to use his superior agility to slash its tendons and stab the eyes when he brought it down? Or was Backwards Cap right when he said charge and slash open its sot belly?? What is the truth??17? excessively-english-little-b Hello, palaeontologist-in-training herel Thought I'd have a litte think into this because hey, who wants to do coursework on trilobites when you could be considering T, rex instead? Light and maneuverable is probably best when facing a rex. It's big and t's powerful but it's not going to making any quick sharp tums any time soon. According to our current estimates, a T rex would be able to crush a small car with its jaws, so realistically, no amount of armour is gonna protect you if it grabs you If the T. rex manages to grab you you re dead regardless. It could probably eat you within a couple of bites if it was trying Figures 1 & 2: Theoretical T. rex bite-force model fucking up a mini. Thank you, Bill Oddie and BBC's The Truth About Killer Dinosaurs. As far as armour goes, lighter is better, and at the end of the day isn't going to mean shit anyway. T rex can't slash at you with claws, so it's bite or bust, and if it bites YOU'RE bust So, lets say a point to Weed Shorts. Why NOT fight a T rex butt naked with swords T rex had good binocular vision. Dont believe Jurassic Park's lies-T rex was a hunter and could probably see you brilliantly whether you moved or not. " .That said, a T rex's eyesight will work about the same as modem birds of prey. Think hawk, or eagle. I reckon light bouncing off anything would be a fairly minor hindrance, or at least, wouldn't affect it any more than any other hunting bird. So, using light to blind and confuse the rex? May potentially work but might be hard and wouldn't do much for long. Don't rely on this for strategy τ rex actually had gastralia, sometimes called 'belly-ribs. protected and supported the internal organs. There would also be some seriously thick abdominal muscles to get through. Unless you're planning to do some precision stabbing with a very long sword, chances are you're not gonna be killing a rex by slicing open it's stomach. Also, being under its stomach is gonna put you in-reach of the Jaws of Death. These " I'm not sure how easy it would be, or how well it would work, to try and cut a T rex's tendons. Theoretically, sounds like it should work. However you're gonna need a lot of strength to get through them, probably I'd personally cut the throat rather than stab through the eyes once the rex is down, but that's probably personal preference. Once you've felled it, it's dead either wayl A T. rex unable to hunt is a dead T rex . Gastralia Figure 3: The gastralia of a T. rex. Bless u Scott Hartman for your skeletal As far as attack goes, the belly is not as weak a s pot as it seems. So, point to Weed Shorts on his execution plan. Sounds pretty solid. Overall, I'd say that Weed Shorts had the best plan to defeat the mighty Tyrannosaurus rex. If you ever see him again, congratulate him on his solid plan of attack My favorite thing about paleontologists (and any scientist really, but paleontologists in particular) is that you can ask them COMPLETELY BATSHIT INSANE questions and by God, they will give you a completely Serious answer Source penfairy move it #trex #dinosaurs #go for the throat is how wolverine did it #science side of tumblr So you need to sword fight a T. rex
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