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Ass, Bored, and Confused: 18 02:56 ....ll Thread James Dator @James.. 17 May In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu Reeves story 615 ti 19.2K 54.3K James Dator @James.. 17 May Keanu came to the movie theater I worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was working on the Matrix series at the time. It's a quiet, Wednesday morning almost nobody is seeing movies. 6 C t524 8,415 James Dator @James.. 17 May I'm working the box office, bored as hell and suddenly this dude walks up in jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30 seconds to ignore the helmet and realize it's Keanu Reeves 7 1450 8,840 James Dator @James 17 Mayv He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell," the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking star struck I do what any sensible 16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to give him my employee discount. This means he needs to sign my sheet and therefore I have his autograph 5 8,595 t439 James Dator @James. 17 May "I don't work here," Keanu says. Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm flustered and just charge him the normal price. Kicking myself after for not getting his autograph 9 8,300 t 410 James Dator @James.. 17 May 2 minutes later there's a knock on the door behind me that leads into the box office. I assume it's my manager. It's Keanu. 94 t 409 8,297 17 May "I realized you probably wanted my autograph," he says. "So I signed this." He hands me a receipt from the concessions stand that he signed on the back. He then casually throws an ice James Dator @James... cream cone in the trash can and sees his movie 26 t 639 13.8K James Dator @James Dator realize later that he bought an ice cream cone he didn't want, just to get receipt paper so he could scribble his autograph for a 16-year-old idiot. 19:21 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone 2,750 Retweets 60.6K Likes awesomacious: Sweet Keanu
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Ass, Bored, and Confused: 18 02:56 ....ll Thread James Dator @James.. 17 May In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu Reeves story 615 ti 19.2K 54.3K James Dator @James.. 17 May Keanu came to the movie theater I worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was working on the Matrix series at the time. It's a quiet, Wednesday morning almost nobody is seeing movies. 6 C t524 8,415 James Dator @James.. 17 May I'm working the box office, bored as hell and suddenly this dude walks up in jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30 seconds to ignore the helmet and realize it's Keanu Reeves 7 1450 8,840 James Dator @James 17 Mayv He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell," the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking star struck I do what any sensible 16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to give him my employee discount. This means he needs to sign my sheet and therefore I have his autograph 5 8,595 t439 James Dator @James. 17 May "I don't work here," Keanu says. Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm flustered and just charge him the normal price. Kicking myself after for not getting his autograph 9 8,300 t 410 James Dator @James.. 17 May 2 minutes later there's a knock on the door behind me that leads into the box office. I assume it's my manager. It's Keanu. 94 t 409 8,297 17 May "I realized you probably wanted my autograph," he says. "So I signed this." He hands me a receipt from the concessions stand that he signed on the back. He then casually throws an ice James Dator @James... cream cone in the trash can and sees his movie 26 t 639 13.8K James Dator @James Dator realize later that he bought an ice cream cone he didn't want, just to get receipt paper so he could scribble his autograph for a 16-year-old idiot. 19:21 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone 2,750 Retweets 60.6K Likes Sweet Keanu
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Dad, Gif, and Tumblr: Tweet MARKKANEN BETTER @YayerGangCoolee Now she a fat murderer say cheese @Saycheese_Media 18-Year-Old beat her father to death with a Hammer after he called her fat. #SaycheeseTV 6 79 <p><a href="https://thewolfman1995.tumblr.com/post/174402300077/lastsonlost-nvrbgameover-hopefully-hell" class="tumblr_blog">thewolfman1995</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/174402214862/nvrbgameover-hopefully-hell-think-before" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://nvrbgameover.tumblr.com/post/174392134989/hopefully-hell-think-before-disrespecting-a-woman" class="tumblr_blog">nvrbgameover</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>hopefully he’ll think before disrespecting a woman again (straight from hell)</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="376" data-orig-width="650"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/22e41b0b7e140764fc78a57df2f1f52c/tumblr_inline_p9jmplDP9j1sp5650_500.jpg" data-orig-height="376" data-orig-width="650"/></figure></blockquote> <p>She literally murdered her own dad and you defend her because he called her fat??The hell is wrong with you?!</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="326" data-orig-width="568" data-tumblr-attribution="animatedtext:HtQpGKsvVrwVEAUEJEk6Vg:ZPjWlu1_WJ0X3"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/875b7f03d166fe09f9876698f86bbafd/tumblr_nzuqeb1sXq1rby04wo1_640.gif" data-orig-height="326" data-orig-width="568"/></figure>

thewolfman1995: lastsonlost: nvrbgameover: hopefully he’ll think before disrespecting a woman again (straight from hell) She literally...

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