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Drugs, Funny, and Heaven: promised to take them to his planet Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heaven A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space Watts, were arrested a few days ago for I met an alien named Stevie, who sald selling golden tickets to heaven to hu They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs 99.99 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told You should arrest lesus because he is the if I got the cash together he woulkd take me and my wife on his lying saucer to s of the tickets were made from sold one that gave me the golden tickets. I anm and that each ticket reserved the willing to wear a wire and set lesus up uyer a spot in heaven simply present In her police statement, Amanda Warts the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said: "We just wanted to leave earth and in. Tho Watts said in his police statement "T do not care what the Police say, The heaven. I just watched tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus Police said they coniscaned over who gave them to me behind the KPC 10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug and told me to sell them so I could get paraphemalia and a baby aligator go to space and do drugs. I did not do anything Tho sold the golden tickets o loloftheday If you think the headline is funny, read the article. <p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/175916056428/floridians-at-it-again" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Floridians at it again</p></blockquote>

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Troll, Tumblr, and Blog: You DO NOT NEED THE MEDICAL SYSTEM Like Reply54 15 mins n Hide 11 Replies We need choice. Not dogma. A "one-size-fits-all dictatorial system. or the abolition of systems under autocratic edicts is not choice Like Reply 13 mins Succinctly put. Well said. I just like to keep it loud plain, and simple for the fencesitters and people pleasers and the worry warts out there Like Reply 11 mins Pharmacologists have sold us the classic religious lie that we the people are all born in sin, diseased and sickened and without their holy helping hands, we are all broken and useless. What a crock! Like Reply 8 mins What about when you break an arm or a leg? or if your child has a heart condition that needs surgery? Like Reply 5 mins You answered your own question. Surgery isn't medicine Like Reply 4 mins Like Reply 4 mins what it entailed. Don't try mincing words. This is common sense You said we don't need the "Medical System You know good and well what I said, what I meant, and Like Reply 3 mins I have no idea what you mean. You said "medical system i.e all the medical field, if you meant specifically something else then state it. I am not mincing words, you are not being clear Like Reply 2 mins Surgery isn't medicine. And trauma surgery has been around centuries longer than the allopathic medical model. Like Reply 2 mins I'd wager you'd prefer the modern day surgery to the olden days surgery Like Reply Just now Alright. My mistake. Thought you mightve been a skeptard or a troll. Like Reply Just now memehumor: YOU DO NOT NEED THE MEDICAL SYSTEM

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Troll, Tumblr, and Blog: You DO NOT NEED THE MEDICAL SYSTEM Like Reply54 15 mins n Hide 11 Replies We need choice. Not dogma. A "one-size-fits-all dictatorial system. or the abolition of systems under autocratic edicts is not choice Like Reply 13 mins Succinctly put. Well said. I just like to keep it loud plain, and simple for the fencesitters and people pleasers and the worry warts out there Like Reply 11 mins Pharmacologists have sold us the classic religious lie that we the people are all born in sin, diseased and sickened and without their holy helping hands, we are all broken and useless. What a crock! Like Reply 8 mins What about when you break an arm or a leg? or if your child has a heart condition that needs surgery? Like Reply 5 mins You answered your own question. Surgery isn't medicine Like Reply 4 mins Like Reply 4 mins what it entailed. Don't try mincing words. This is common sense You said we don't need the "Medical System You know good and well what I said, what I meant, and Like Reply 3 mins I have no idea what you mean. You said "medical system i.e all the medical field, if you meant specifically something else then state it. I am not mincing words, you are not being clear Like Reply 2 mins Surgery isn't medicine. And trauma surgery has been around centuries longer than the allopathic medical model. Like Reply 2 mins I'd wager you'd prefer the modern day surgery to the olden days surgery Like Reply Just now Alright. My mistake. Thought you mightve been a skeptard or a troll. Like Reply Just now <p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/165298288928/you-do-not-need-the-medical-system" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>YOU DO NOT NEED THE MEDICAL SYSTEM</p></blockquote>

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