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        Another One, Bad, and Bad Boys: Crayola
 e With
 Preferred by Teachers
 ar E
 CRAYONS
 24
homestuckpatternreference:

iamthesylveon:

f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s:

gryphynshadow:

silencingthedrums:

zeaky:

sliceofbri:

DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET

SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS

GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS 

AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE.

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO

WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS

DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK.

There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them.

The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi)
You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted.
Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint.
Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color.
BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible.
Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.)

so what you’re saying is
i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns
and have grey body paint

i think i know where that’s going

i think we all know where that’s going

        

            
            

                
                
                    Another One, Bad, and Bad Boys: Crayola
 e With
 Preferred by Teachers
 ar E
 CRAYONS
 24
homestuckpatternreference:

iamthesylveon:

f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s:

gryphynshadow:

silencingthedrums:

zeaky:

sliceofbri:

DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET

SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS

GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS 

AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE.

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO

WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS

DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK.

There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them.

The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi)
You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted.
Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint.
Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color.
BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible.
Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.)

so what you’re saying is
i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns
and have grey body paint

i think i know where that’s going

i think we all know where that’s going

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Another One, Bad, and Bad Boys: Crayola
 e With
 Preferred by Teachers
 ar E
 CRAYONS
 24
homestuckpatternreference:

iamthesylveon:

f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s:

gryphynshadow:

silencingthedrums:

zeaky:

sliceofbri:

DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET

SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS

GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS 

AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE.

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO

WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS

DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK.

There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them.

The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi)
You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted.
Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint.
Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color.
BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible.
Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.)

so what you’re saying is
i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns
and have grey body paint

i think i know where that’s going

i think we all know where that’s going

        

            
            

                
                
                    Another One, Bad, and Bad Boys: Crayola
 e With
 Preferred by Teachers
 ar E
 CRAYONS
 24
homestuckpatternreference:

iamthesylveon:

f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s:

gryphynshadow:

silencingthedrums:

zeaky:

sliceofbri:

DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET

SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS

GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS 

AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE.

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO

WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS

DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK.

There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them.

The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi)
You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted.
Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint.
Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color.
BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible.
Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.)

so what you’re saying is
i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns
and have grey body paint

i think i know where that’s going

i think we all know where that’s going

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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While vegetarianism and veganism are on the rise in the African-American-Black community; it’s still a relatively new frontier for our people, especially African-Americans. Vegetarianism was relatively low in West Africa, home to our ancestors, so changing your entire diet to a plant based one can be challenging. Following the coronation of Haile Selassie I as Emperor of Ethiopia in 1930, Black vegetarians in the western hemisphere began to rise in large part due to Rastafarianism—a religion developed in Jamaica in the 1930s and rawfoodist such as famous African-American comedian Dick Gregory. Both these factors were contributing forces to the early stages of Black dietary shifts in the U.S, in addition to the phenomenal soulful flavors used in creating African and Caribbean inspired vegan and vegetarian dishes. Vegetarian Restaurant by Hakin, located at 73 NE 167th Street in North Miami Beach, FL 33162 is continuing the delicious tradition of vegan and vegetarian soulful innovation. Just steps away from all three major highways and Jackson Hospital North, the restaurant sits right off 163rd street in an unassuming strip mall with a gigantic sign outside that reads VEGETARIAN RESTAURANT. To be honest, I have driven by this place a trillion times and never stopped. I just wasn’t interested in Vegetarian food in my 20’s, but now, I want to live so I made that stop out of curiosity and have been a customer since! Various organic and natural products are on display near the entrance and to the right, there is a full fledged mini health food store. I was even able to pick up some shea butter and organic oils for my dreads! The restaurant has been in continuous operation for over seven years in the same location. A recent expansion will allow for larger dine in parties in a semi private dining space. Owner and operator Hakin, plans to make his restaurant not only the largest Black owned, but largest vegetarian and vegan restaurant in Miami-Dade period. blackhealthmatters blackownedbusiness afrovegan blackvegan vegan rawvegan fruitarian plantbaseddiet alkalinefoods cellfood electricfood melanindiet SOURCE:https:-www.google.com-amp-s-thehungryblac
        

            
            

                
                
                    Africa, Community, and Dreads: Miami-Dade Largest Vegan
 & Vegetarian Restaurant is
 Black Owned & Delicious!
 HUNGRY
 LAC
While vegetarianism and veganism are on the rise in the African-American-Black community; it’s still a relatively new frontier for our people, especially African-Americans. Vegetarianism was relatively low in West Africa, home to our ancestors, so changing your entire diet to a plant based one can be challenging. Following the coronation of Haile Selassie I as Emperor of Ethiopia in 1930, Black vegetarians in the western hemisphere began to rise in large part due to Rastafarianism—a religion developed in Jamaica in the 1930s and rawfoodist such as famous African-American comedian Dick Gregory. Both these factors were contributing forces to the early stages of Black dietary shifts in the U.S, in addition to the phenomenal soulful flavors used in creating African and Caribbean inspired vegan and vegetarian dishes. Vegetarian Restaurant by Hakin, located at 73 NE 167th Street in North Miami Beach, FL 33162 is continuing the delicious tradition of vegan and vegetarian soulful innovation. Just steps away from all three major highways and Jackson Hospital North, the restaurant sits right off 163rd street in an unassuming strip mall with a gigantic sign outside that reads VEGETARIAN RESTAURANT. To be honest, I have driven by this place a trillion times and never stopped. I just wasn’t interested in Vegetarian food in my 20’s, but now, I want to live so I made that stop out of curiosity and have been a customer since! Various organic and natural products are on display near the entrance and to the right, there is a full fledged mini health food store. I was even able to pick up some shea butter and organic oils for my dreads! The restaurant has been in continuous operation for over seven years in the same location. A recent expansion will allow for larger dine in parties in a semi private dining space. Owner and operator Hakin, plans to make his restaurant not only the largest Black owned, but largest vegetarian and vegan restaurant in Miami-Dade period. blackhealthmatters blackownedbusiness afrovegan blackvegan vegan rawvegan fruitarian plantbaseddiet alkalinefoods cellfood electricfood melanindiet SOURCE:https:-www.google.com-amp-s-thehungryblac
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Africa, Memes, and Prison: DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A F*CK?
 @chakabars
Africans in the west: So you have "made it" my brother. You need to celebrate so you befriend some Europeans who want to sell you jewellery mined in Africa, probably by a child living in poverty, you put on your outfit from some french company that is overpriced, you drive in your car owned by Germans, to the European club, buy champagne owned by Italians, it's time to spend that European money on African women, so that they can buy pricey European perfume because Shea butter isn't enough, more make up owned by Europeans full of waste chemicals from the European mining companies in Africa who don't pay tax there, so she can get fibroids & go to the European trained doctor in the European hospital, so he can advise her that he is going to cut out part of her Uterus & throw it away. She buys European heels that give her foot & back problems, she puts relaxer, bleach & heat from European straighteners on her African hair & wonders why she has thyroid problems. You show no signs of African culture, because your "success" is European. You don't care for your ancestors because you are a co*n puppet, you don't care for the ancestors who fought for you to be free. Now you put all of your money earned from super rich Europeans, who eventually stole this wealth from Africa, in a European bank, they give loans to other Europeans to gentrify your ex area, you worship to the same "god" in who's name you were enslaved by Europeans, that's why you are in the west & you donate every Sunday. This money goes into European banks who are responsible for in large the destruction of wildlife, & the environment globally. As the US has contributed for many years to over 51% of global carbon emissions, who owns most of the corporations in the US? Well it's not Africans. You show off their money, in their bags from their banks & you think you are free? You are loving the prison they keep you in. Stockholm syndrome, they do the same to their own but they did it off your back. You celebrate a black president in a White House built by slaves as European police take African lives. Made it chakabars
        

            
            

                
                
                    Africa, Memes, and Prison: DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A F*CK?
 @chakabars
Africans in the west: So you have "made it" my brother. You need to celebrate so you befriend some Europeans who want to sell you jewellery mined in Africa, probably by a child living in poverty, you put on your outfit from some french company that is overpriced, you drive in your car owned by Germans, to the European club, buy champagne owned by Italians, it's time to spend that European money on African women, so that they can buy pricey European perfume because Shea butter isn't enough, more make up owned by Europeans full of waste chemicals from the European mining companies in Africa who don't pay tax there, so she can get fibroids & go to the European trained doctor in the European hospital, so he can advise her that he is going to cut out part of her Uterus & throw it away. She buys European heels that give her foot & back problems, she puts relaxer, bleach & heat from European straighteners on her African hair & wonders why she has thyroid problems. You show no signs of African culture, because your "success" is European. You don't care for your ancestors because you are a co*n puppet, you don't care for the ancestors who fought for you to be free. Now you put all of your money earned from super rich Europeans, who eventually stole this wealth from Africa, in a European bank, they give loans to other Europeans to gentrify your ex area, you worship to the same "god" in who's name you were enslaved by Europeans, that's why you are in the west & you donate every Sunday. This money goes into European banks who are responsible for in large the destruction of wildlife, & the environment globally. As the US has contributed for many years to over 51% of global carbon emissions, who owns most of the corporations in the US? Well it's not Africans. You show off their money, in their bags from their banks & you think you are free? You are loving the prison they keep you in. Stockholm syndrome, they do the same to their own but they did it off your back. You celebrate a black president in a White House built by slaves as European police take African lives. Made it chakabars
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Africa, Books, and Children: <p><a href="http://ender-kun.tumblr.com/post/155350501726/emilianadarling-veryangryfeminist" class="tumblr_blog">ender-kun</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://emilianadarling.tumblr.com/post/143947024221/veryangryfeminist-luvyourselfsomeesteem" class="tumblr_blog">emilianadarling</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://veryangryfeminist.tumblr.com/post/143718437043">veryangryfeminist</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://luvyourselfsomeesteem.tumblr.com/post/143711644115">luvyourselfsomeesteem</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goldenpoc.tumblr.com/post/143710960482">goldenpoc</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://agavehoney.tumblr.com/post/143710802288">agavehoney</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://afrorevolution.tumblr.com/post/143709867247">afrorevolution</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>How Shea Butter is made is the Northern Region of Ghana </p>
<p>Video by Hamamat Mantia  </p>
<p>Her ig : @iamhamamat </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Her skin is proof</p>
</blockquote>
<p>But she’s like so adorable</p>
</blockquote>
<p>this is magic</p>
</blockquote>
<p>who. is. she.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>That’s Hamamat Montia! (Her name is
actually spelled incorrectly above.) She’s a Ghanaian supermodel and the 2006
winner of Miss Malaika Ghana, a Ghanaian beauty pageant and reality TV show. </p>
<figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="810" class="tmblr-full" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fe8ce12f5003254b46653d33c0570fd5/tumblr_inline_o6rj8hZbvf1qhqb9q_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9e1851acc6771241c3aaaf4507a276bf/tumblr_inline_oj7cltGK1P1qm5rep_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fe8ce12f5003254b46653d33c0570fd5/tumblr_inline_o6rj8hZbvf1qhqb9q_540.jpg"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bdf6b4d01bac7e5f319fbadf7511b5b6/tumblr_inline_o6rk3j0kml1qhqb9q_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3b74508d2c0e5bf5ca3420b4868c40de/tumblr_inline_oj7cltm2UF1qm5rep_540.jpg" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bdf6b4d01bac7e5f319fbadf7511b5b6/tumblr_inline_o6rk3j0kml1qhqb9q_540.jpg"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" class="tmblr-full" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ad247ea61f8aa3369d641564a9c80f5/tumblr_inline_o6rjp6XdX71qhqb9q_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/46a04b383b62982d139df9aea8aee35f/tumblr_inline_oj7cltPHIE1qm5rep_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ad247ea61f8aa3369d641564a9c80f5/tumblr_inline_o6rjp6XdX71qhqb9q_540.jpg"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" class="tmblr-full" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6710e973a496c59a3c183259beabf17d/tumblr_inline_o6rj91jFXm1qhqb9q_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3a8c9e45b4ee92e56135de0655d17772/tumblr_inline_oj7cluqJqB1qm5rep_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6710e973a496c59a3c183259beabf17d/tumblr_inline_o6rj91jFXm1qhqb9q_540.jpg"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="209" data-orig-height="314" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c6331436ec408982385b8ed49a22196d/tumblr_inline_o6rj9d2RcZ1qhqb9q_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c6331436ec408982385b8ed49a22196d/tumblr_inline_oj7cluMuaE1qm5rep_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="209" data-orig-height="314" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c6331436ec408982385b8ed49a22196d/tumblr_inline_o6rj9d2RcZ1qhqb9q_540.jpg"/></figure><p>(Blast from the past on that last one… 

Hamamat winning her Miss Malaika crown in 2006!)<br/></p>
<p>In addition to her job as a model,
Hamamat is an entrepreneur and activist. She’s the founder of Africa Eats Now, an
organization committed to reducing malnutrition throughout Africa.</p>
<figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" class="tmblr-full" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8dab29a416bee9586a68a578b7d2ccd4/tumblr_inline_o6rjmqxMQV1qhqb9q_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ca47a0be550f560f9a2c2421b8ab8a8c/tumblr_inline_oj7cluZ3gm1qm5rep_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8dab29a416bee9586a68a578b7d2ccd4/tumblr_inline_o6rjmqxMQV1qhqb9q_540.jpg"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="368" class="tmblr-full" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/79b08c29c81b9db46a7dac270bd6123b/tumblr_inline_o6rjzmgHdD1qhqb9q_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/277ce87174df381388f07023a1266974/tumblr_inline_oj7clvB8Ha1qm5rep_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="368" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/79b08c29c81b9db46a7dac270bd6123b/tumblr_inline_o6rjzmgHdD1qhqb9q_540.png"/></figure><p>She also just recently launched a series
of children’s books, Zuzu &amp; Sasa, which tells the story of two Ghanaian
sisters whose adventure throughout Africa discovering magic, gaining
self-confidence, and learning about African culture and history. </p>
<figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="318" class="tmblr-full" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5ccd0184e5546b23143e8429b05e05aa/tumblr_inline_o6rjcilW0h1qhqb9q_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9ff39904700d15fcf06621ad52a3a1df/tumblr_inline_oj7clvyltZ1qm5rep_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="318" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5ccd0184e5546b23143e8429b05e05aa/tumblr_inline_o6rjcilW0h1qhqb9q_540.jpg"/></figure><p>I believe she’s now moved back to Ghana
after being away for a while. In the videos, she’s visiting her family in
Tamale in the Northern Region of Ghana. (Shea butter is a suuuuper important product for many communities in that region.)</p>
<figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" class="tmblr-full" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cf675b822b67f81c59edd2a7d809223f/tumblr_inline_o6rjhochcH1qhqb9q_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5e5d439821faa4ce5b67c2275641d673/tumblr_inline_oj7clwsVx71qm5rep_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cf675b822b67f81c59edd2a7d809223f/tumblr_inline_o6rjhochcH1qhqb9q_540.jpg"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="403" class="tmblr-full" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d1332f8775cd3b22e0ce7cece89ac245/tumblr_inline_o6rjjj6Bh31qhqb9q_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/727c23f6613d036e6a570b3de1f09a23/tumblr_inline_oj7clwIpeK1qm5rep_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="403" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d1332f8775cd3b22e0ce7cece89ac245/tumblr_inline_o6rjjj6Bh31qhqb9q_540.png"/></figure><p>She’s also a mum and has two little ones of her own. :3</p>
<figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" class="tmblr-full" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1c5d49df047d44be3164db74b7a2124d/tumblr_inline_o6rjkcdO2e1qhqb9q_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/66571e1629b9d4161c2173d89fe0399d/tumblr_inline_oj7clwWMqp1qm5rep_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1c5d49df047d44be3164db74b7a2124d/tumblr_inline_o6rjkcdO2e1qhqb9q_540.jpg"/></figure><p>In conclusion, Hamamat is a stunning and very accomplished Ghanaian woman!</p>
<figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" class="tmblr-full" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9ed9845a51ba594736f14361f5a9600b/tumblr_inline_o6rjo0GQKT1qhqb9q_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d258c23f23965e6f4f94e33cdcd5bf97/tumblr_inline_oj7clxCpd91qm5rep_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9ed9845a51ba594736f14361f5a9600b/tumblr_inline_o6rjo0GQKT1qhqb9q_540.jpg"/></figure><p>For more about Hamamat’s visit to Tamale, you can check out her instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/iamhamamat/">here </a>or this <a href="https://yaasomuah.com/2016/04/30/back-to-her-roots-ghanaian-model-hamamat-montia-explores-tamale/">article</a>. For more of the Accra photoshoot (the one with Hamamat in front of the Ghanaian flag motorway pillar) check out <a href="https://yaasomuah.com/2016/04/22/ghanaian-top-model-hamamat-montia-showcases-the-beauty-of-accra-in-her-own-stylish-way/">this one</a>.</p>
<p>Hope that helps! :3</p>
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<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mPxVYxWuKR2CMbqrueo4UEQ">@lastsonlost</a></p>
</blockquote>

<p>That&rsquo;s really cool! Side note, my dad actually special orders Shea butter from Africa.</p>
        

            
            

                
                
                    Africa, Books, and Children: <p><a href="http://ender-kun.tumblr.com/post/155350501726/emilianadarling-veryangryfeminist" class="tumblr_blog">ender-kun</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://emilianadarling.tumblr.com/post/143947024221/veryangryfeminist-luvyourselfsomeesteem" class="tumblr_blog">emilianadarling</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://veryangryfeminist.tumblr.com/post/143718437043">veryangryfeminist</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://luvyourselfsomeesteem.tumblr.com/post/143711644115">luvyourselfsomeesteem</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goldenpoc.tumblr.com/post/143710960482">goldenpoc</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://agavehoney.tumblr.com/post/143710802288">agavehoney</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://afrorevolution.tumblr.com/post/143709867247">afrorevolution</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>How Shea Butter is made is the Northern Region of Ghana </p>
<p>Video by Hamamat Mantia  </p>
<p>Her ig : @iamhamamat </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Her skin is proof</p>
</blockquote>
<p>But she’s like so adorable</p>
</blockquote>
<p>this is magic</p>
</blockquote>
<p>who. is. she.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>That’s Hamamat Montia! (Her name is
actually spelled incorrectly above.) She’s a Ghanaian supermodel and the 2006
winner of Miss Malaika Ghana, a Ghanaian beauty pageant and reality TV show. </p>
<figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="810" class="tmblr-full" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fe8ce12f5003254b46653d33c0570fd5/tumblr_inline_o6rj8hZbvf1qhqb9q_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9e1851acc6771241c3aaaf4507a276bf/tumblr_inline_oj7cltGK1P1qm5rep_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fe8ce12f5003254b46653d33c0570fd5/tumblr_inline_o6rj8hZbvf1qhqb9q_540.jpg"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bdf6b4d01bac7e5f319fbadf7511b5b6/tumblr_inline_o6rk3j0kml1qhqb9q_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3b74508d2c0e5bf5ca3420b4868c40de/tumblr_inline_oj7cltm2UF1qm5rep_540.jpg" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bdf6b4d01bac7e5f319fbadf7511b5b6/tumblr_inline_o6rk3j0kml1qhqb9q_540.jpg"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" class="tmblr-full" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ad247ea61f8aa3369d641564a9c80f5/tumblr_inline_o6rjp6XdX71qhqb9q_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/46a04b383b62982d139df9aea8aee35f/tumblr_inline_oj7cltPHIE1qm5rep_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ad247ea61f8aa3369d641564a9c80f5/tumblr_inline_o6rjp6XdX71qhqb9q_540.jpg"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" class="tmblr-full" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6710e973a496c59a3c183259beabf17d/tumblr_inline_o6rj91jFXm1qhqb9q_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3a8c9e45b4ee92e56135de0655d17772/tumblr_inline_oj7cluqJqB1qm5rep_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6710e973a496c59a3c183259beabf17d/tumblr_inline_o6rj91jFXm1qhqb9q_540.jpg"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="209" data-orig-height="314" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c6331436ec408982385b8ed49a22196d/tumblr_inline_o6rj9d2RcZ1qhqb9q_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c6331436ec408982385b8ed49a22196d/tumblr_inline_oj7cluMuaE1qm5rep_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="209" data-orig-height="314" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c6331436ec408982385b8ed49a22196d/tumblr_inline_o6rj9d2RcZ1qhqb9q_540.jpg"/></figure><p>(Blast from the past on that last one… 

Hamamat winning her Miss Malaika crown in 2006!)<br/></p>
<p>In addition to her job as a model,
Hamamat is an entrepreneur and activist. She’s the founder of Africa Eats Now, an
organization committed to reducing malnutrition throughout Africa.</p>
<figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" class="tmblr-full" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8dab29a416bee9586a68a578b7d2ccd4/tumblr_inline_o6rjmqxMQV1qhqb9q_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ca47a0be550f560f9a2c2421b8ab8a8c/tumblr_inline_oj7cluZ3gm1qm5rep_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8dab29a416bee9586a68a578b7d2ccd4/tumblr_inline_o6rjmqxMQV1qhqb9q_540.jpg"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="368" class="tmblr-full" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/79b08c29c81b9db46a7dac270bd6123b/tumblr_inline_o6rjzmgHdD1qhqb9q_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/277ce87174df381388f07023a1266974/tumblr_inline_oj7clvB8Ha1qm5rep_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="368" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/79b08c29c81b9db46a7dac270bd6123b/tumblr_inline_o6rjzmgHdD1qhqb9q_540.png"/></figure><p>She also just recently launched a series
of children’s books, Zuzu &amp; Sasa, which tells the story of two Ghanaian
sisters whose adventure throughout Africa discovering magic, gaining
self-confidence, and learning about African culture and history. </p>
<figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="318" class="tmblr-full" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5ccd0184e5546b23143e8429b05e05aa/tumblr_inline_o6rjcilW0h1qhqb9q_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9ff39904700d15fcf06621ad52a3a1df/tumblr_inline_oj7clvyltZ1qm5rep_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="318" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5ccd0184e5546b23143e8429b05e05aa/tumblr_inline_o6rjcilW0h1qhqb9q_540.jpg"/></figure><p>I believe she’s now moved back to Ghana
after being away for a while. In the videos, she’s visiting her family in
Tamale in the Northern Region of Ghana. (Shea butter is a suuuuper important product for many communities in that region.)</p>
<figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" class="tmblr-full" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cf675b822b67f81c59edd2a7d809223f/tumblr_inline_o6rjhochcH1qhqb9q_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5e5d439821faa4ce5b67c2275641d673/tumblr_inline_oj7clwsVx71qm5rep_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cf675b822b67f81c59edd2a7d809223f/tumblr_inline_o6rjhochcH1qhqb9q_540.jpg"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="403" class="tmblr-full" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d1332f8775cd3b22e0ce7cece89ac245/tumblr_inline_o6rjjj6Bh31qhqb9q_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/727c23f6613d036e6a570b3de1f09a23/tumblr_inline_oj7clwIpeK1qm5rep_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="403" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d1332f8775cd3b22e0ce7cece89ac245/tumblr_inline_o6rjjj6Bh31qhqb9q_540.png"/></figure><p>She’s also a mum and has two little ones of her own. :3</p>
<figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" class="tmblr-full" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1c5d49df047d44be3164db74b7a2124d/tumblr_inline_o6rjkcdO2e1qhqb9q_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/66571e1629b9d4161c2173d89fe0399d/tumblr_inline_oj7clwWMqp1qm5rep_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1c5d49df047d44be3164db74b7a2124d/tumblr_inline_o6rjkcdO2e1qhqb9q_540.jpg"/></figure><p>In conclusion, Hamamat is a stunning and very accomplished Ghanaian woman!</p>
<figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" class="tmblr-full" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9ed9845a51ba594736f14361f5a9600b/tumblr_inline_o6rjo0GQKT1qhqb9q_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d258c23f23965e6f4f94e33cdcd5bf97/tumblr_inline_oj7clxCpd91qm5rep_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9ed9845a51ba594736f14361f5a9600b/tumblr_inline_o6rjo0GQKT1qhqb9q_540.jpg"/></figure><p>For more about Hamamat’s visit to Tamale, you can check out her instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/iamhamamat/">here </a>or this <a href="https://yaasomuah.com/2016/04/30/back-to-her-roots-ghanaian-model-hamamat-montia-explores-tamale/">article</a>. For more of the Accra photoshoot (the one with Hamamat in front of the Ghanaian flag motorway pillar) check out <a href="https://yaasomuah.com/2016/04/22/ghanaian-top-model-hamamat-montia-showcases-the-beauty-of-accra-in-her-own-stylish-way/">this one</a>.</p>
<p>Hope that helps! :3</p>
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<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mPxVYxWuKR2CMbqrueo4UEQ">@lastsonlost</a></p>
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<p>That&rsquo;s really cool! Side note, my dad actually special orders Shea butter from Africa.</p>
                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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