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Dope, Head, and Love: AT&T LTE 11:21 PM YOU MATCHED WITH ON 2/11/18 Woah in your second pic is that a Whirlpool 27" white commercial top-load washer?! If it's Maytag it's a dealbreaker. Sun, Feb 11, 10:29 PM Oh yeah that baby is all Whirlpool. Streamlined heavy- gauge steel front panel watertight triple-lip seal, and a deep-water wash system for vigorous cleaning action Honestly after experiencing high performance like that I wouldn't touch Maytag with a 10 foot pole Ooh yeah talk clean to me I would but that's too much pressure (specifically 116 pounds per square inch) Alright so if you had to rate the washer on a scale from 000)-000-0000 to 999)-999-9999? Sun, Feb 11, 11:32 PM Haha! Real smooth. But I prefer to get to know a guy a little better before I give out my washer ratings. They're worth a lot. How do I know you're not just a whistleblower for Maytag? I'm offended that you'd even suggest such a thing! But I feel ya hahah Then let's switch gears, how was your weekend? I've really gotta sleep now haha, I have an early morning tomorrow but I think I can trust you with my washer rating now But I swear if I ever see this on sears.com as an official review of Whirlpool I'li fight you Sent Woah that's dope! Yeah I gotta head to bed too but def wanna hear about your experience teaching English sometime Thanks for the rating, don't worry, I'll keep your love of whirlpool washers between us Good night! Type a message Send She had a picture of her on a washing machine, yesterday was one year together, and she saved all our messages

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Internet, Shit, and Target: The Morris Internet Worm source code This disk contains the complete source code of the Morns Intemner worm program. This tiny, 99-line program brought large pieces of the Itermet to a standstill on November 2nd, 1988 worm was the fint of many inrusive programs that use the Internet to spread superfluousspork: hotcommunist: dr-archeville: ayellowbirds: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: undergroundmonorail: cactiofficial: pyronoid-d: text-mode: The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT. It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.” It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral. R̴͓̮͈̞̿͐͛̏̒͂͊̾ͅE͉̝͍̹̣̺̿͗͟͝L̶͖̫͇͙̬ͬ͗͌͘E̻͔̳ͪͭ̑̔̉̉̑ͣ͝͝ͅẢ̲̳̝̗̮ͩS̼̮̠̦͍͈̳̝ͮ̌ͯͯ̌͆͗͠ͅEͦ̎̊͏̪͙̤̦͈̯̱͞͠ ̱̃ͥ̆̄M̛̝̘̺̥̙̱͚ͣ̋͊̚E̪̮͍̘̟̟͚͖͐ the year is 28AW (after worm) and still we suffer Oh, w o r m
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Belgium, Bored, and Tumblr: <p><a href="http://buckykingofmemes.tumblr.com/post/173784764321/hey-happy-mermay-have-a-fishboy-and-a" class="tumblr_blog">buckykingofmemes</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Hey! Happy MerMay! Have a fishboy, and a super-sped up video of drawing this fishboy.</p> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="vimeo" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fvimeo.com%2F269110236"><iframe src="https://player.vimeo.com/video/269110236?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0&amp;app_id=122963" width="540" height="304" frameborder="0" title="buckets 2" webkitallowfullscreen="" mozallowfullscreen="" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <p>Sending this back around, and if you’re bored, my brother and I are trying to solve a small mystery under the cut.</p><!-- more --><p><br/>So my brother, who I frequently consult on WWII questions for this blog, bought himself a present for passing the Bar. It’s a very gorgeous semi-auto 12-gauge Browning shotgun from 1927. We’re trying to trace the history of this particular gun, just because we’re nerds and we can. It was manufactured in Belgium, and on the stock there’s this marking. Can anyone identify the country of origin, or what the marking means? We understand that the characters on the right are numbers, but the symbol(s) on the left have us stumped.</p><p>This is really just for the sake of our own curiosity, but I figured it’d be fun to ask!</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="552" data-orig-width="761"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1a53f921b45d8c4c4b68e739c1c63708/tumblr_inline_p8l17cuKFB1ro14z1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="552" data-orig-width="761"/></figure>

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Internet, Shit, and Tumblr: The Morris Internet Worm source code This disk contains the complete source code of the Morns Intemner worm program. This tiny, 99-line program brought large pieces of the Itermet to a standstill on November 2nd, 1988 worm was the fint of many inrusive programs that use the Internet to spread hotcommunist: dr-archeville: ayellowbirds: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: undergroundmonorail: cactiofficial: pyronoid-d: text-mode: The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT. It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.” It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral. R̴͓̮͈̞̿͐͛̏̒͂͊̾ͅE͉̝͍̹̣̺̿͗͟͝L̶͖̫͇͙̬ͬ͗͌͘E̻͔̳ͪͭ̑̔̉̉̑ͣ͝͝ͅẢ̲̳̝̗̮ͩS̼̮̠̦͍͈̳̝ͮ̌ͯͯ̌͆͗͠ͅEͦ̎̊͏̪͙̤̦͈̯̱͞͠ ̱̃ͥ̆̄M̛̝̘̺̥̙̱͚ͣ̋͊̚E̪̮͍̘̟̟͚͖͐ the year is 28AW (after worm) and the effects are still being felt 
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