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Flowers, How To, and Text: @iGeha Do not teach a man, how to be your man sis. Do not ask him to show you off, do not ask him to text you, do not ask him to care about you, do not ask him to bring you random flowers, do not ask him to plan dates. The right one will Know exactly What to do and when to do it sis

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Phone, Coffee, and Women: I may not wake up with a man but I wake up with coffee and coffee doesn't hide a cell phone and lie about talking to other women Truth!

Truth!

Netflix, Weather, and Girl Memes: What episode are you on? Me: 25 - But yesterday you where on ep. 4! I’m ready for that cuddle and Netflix weather! Been using someone else’s Netflix... now just gotta use someone else’s man 😝😝😝

I’m ready for that cuddle and Netflix weather! Been using someone else’s Netflix... now just gotta use someone else’s man 😝😝😝

Being Alone, Beyonce, and Blackpeopletwitter: Ama Knowles-Carter @ama_qamata 22h l don't like this. Ed doesn't bother anyone, he's such a cool dude. Leave him alone shon faye. @shonfaye Ed Sheeran is a 27 year old man the fact we've enabled him to feel it's ok to dress like this at all, let alone next to Beyoncé really boils my piss People need to chill tf out. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

People need to chill tf out. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Science, Down, and Man: Science Fact: It is impossible for a man to strap down any kind of load in a trailer without saying "That's not going anywhere" as he tightens the rope.

Dank, 🤖, and Who: MEET THE MAN WHO CAN TALKIN REVERRSE This guy shows off some incredible backwards speaking skills. This is seriously impressive! 👏

Children, Memes, and Quite: Kim Penn @kim_penn Replying to @davidmweissman And if you really want your mind blown? Ask any woman how old they were the very first time they felt objectified/sexualized by a man, or had something inappropriate said to them, or had something"not quite right" happen to them Most of us were children the first time.

Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: HELI'S KITCHEN MOVME CUB XMAS SPECIAL MUN ou ARE MOST ToUBLESOME FOR A SECURITY GUARD ㄧㄋ EEENH! SORRY, HANS, WRONG GUESS. Wouw You IKE TO ão FOR OUBLE JEOPARTY,WHERE THE SCORES CAN REALLY CHANGE? CWHOA, THESE THINGS ARE REALLY BAD FOR You THEN WHO ARE You? [INDIANA JONES THEME MUSIC PLAYS] WHEWE JUST A FLY IN THE OINTMENT, HANS. ER PSHUU THE MONKEY KLIK TTER WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY? WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU WANT THE MOON? JUST SAY THE WORD AND I'LL THROW A LASSO AROUND T AND PULL IT DOWN HEY. THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. I'LL GIVE YOU THE MOON, MARY. I'LL TAKE IT. THEN WHAT, GEORGE? SNIFE WELL, THEN YOU CAN SWALLOWIT AND IT'LL ALL DISSOLVE, SEE. AND THE MOONBEAMS WOULD SHOOT OUT OF YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR TOES AND THE ENDS OF YOUR HAIR... AM I TALKING TOO MUCH? YES! WHY DON'T YOU KISS HER, INSTEAD OF TALKING HER TO DEATH? HKMC is a work of satire by Dave Acosta (@davedrawsgood), Dee Cunniffe (@deezoid) & Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi). All characters (c) Marvel Comics. Next episode: Death Wish. Or maybe Predator. Dunno. No for real, The Thin Man is "clearly" the best Xmas movie. William Powell is a comedy genius. (If you like Nick & Nora, check out My Man Godfrey, another brillant Powell screwball that has the greatest and by greatest we mean most fucked-up- meetcute of all time.) There's a period in one's young adulthood where it's deeply uncool to like A Wonderful Life. Sentimentality! Ugh, gross. Then you get older, and messages of hope seem a lot more necessary than before. Also, Jimmy Stewart is funny as hell. Not just his delivery, but his physical business between lines? #Goals. Stewart has been in a lot of great films Capra's so current it hurt Mr Smith Frex but if you like nors, dig up the under-appreciated Preminger classic, Anatomy of a Murder. Duke Ellington wrote&performed the score! Anyway: Happy Christmas from all of us. You are more important than you know, and more loved than you believe. Things will get better, give it time. alexdecampi: Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe Bucky’s shirt a low-key nod to @buckykingofmemes, who we adore Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta HOW did I get a shoutout in this A YEAR AGO and never knew about it?? This series is excellent! Look at that drowsy Bucky!

alexdecampi: Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe Bucky’s shirt a low...

Children, George W. Bush, and Memes: He was a genuinelv optimistic man, and that optimism uided his children and made each of us believe that anything Was possible Former President George W. Bush FOX NEWS channel AP Photo/Alex Brandon, Pool During an emotional tribute to his father at the Washington National Cathedral, former President George W. Bush spoke about former President George H.W. Bush's optimism.

During an emotional tribute to his father at the Washington National Cathedral, former President George W. Bush spoke about former President...

Funny, Michael, and Time: Michael was ahead of his time, yall need to Pay that man for taking his word Where his check at 😂

Dank, Food, and Work: Man Fact #68-It is impossible for a man to use food tongs without periodically giving they work"

Porn, Man, and You: I killed a man, and you? I draw porn

Dad, George W. Bush, and Memes: Washington, D.C. FOX chan nel "So through our tears, let us know the blessings of knowing and loving you — a great and noble man, the best father a son or daughter could have. And in our grief, let us smile knowing that dad is hugging Robin and holding mom's hand again." Former President George W. Bush delivers an emotional eulogy at his father's funeral on Wednesday.

"So through our tears, let us know the blessings of knowing and loving you — a great and noble man, the best father a son or daughter could ...

Girlfriend, How, and Man: man his USAg girM trying girlfriend toget isatitentior This is how things should really be

This is how things should really be

Science, Down, and Man: Science Fact: It is impossible for a man to strap down any kind of load in a trailer without saying "That's not going anywhere" as he tightens the rope.

Anaconda, Birthday, and Funny: Alex got me this bracelet for my birthday and when you hold it up to the light it says "I love you" in 100 different languages. Seriously where has this man been all my life in dt hoon tanepvem nahs teob This bracelet says I love you in 100 different languages💛 It's from @sunflowerjewels you can hold it up to your eye or shine a light through it to cast a shadow✨ Get yours at sunflowerjewels.com 🌻 Shop & Follow @sunflowerjewels @sunflowerjewels ☺️ Link in @sunflowerjewels bio 💫

This bracelet says I love you in 100 different languages💛 It's from @sunflowerjewels you can hold it up to your eye or shine a light through...

Memes, Shit, and 🤖: "l don't need a Man for shit" Her Tires:

America, Life, and Today: 35 President George H.W. Bush led a life that exemplified what is truly great about America. -PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP Today is a day of celebration for a great man who has led a long and distinguished life!

Today is a day of celebration for a great man who has led a long and distinguished life!

Brad Pitt, Memes, and News: Sarah McGonagall @sarahmcgbeauty I saw this news article about Brad Pitt and now l can't stop thinking about it Brad: The man who likes to look like his girlfriend SHADY wow this is all i can think about now (@sarahmcgbeauty on Twitter)

wow this is all i can think about now (@sarahmcgbeauty on Twitter)

Focus, How, and Once: A man once asked his father, "Father, how will I ever find the right woman" His father replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man." I1 This is it Chief. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2zKAxmX

This is it Chief. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2zKAxmX

Memes, Bicycle, and Break: I want... A: to break free -B: to ride my bicycle C: it all - D: to make a supersonic man out of you I want it all 👌 via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Uggo0L

I want it all 👌 via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Uggo0L

Memes, Happy, and 🤖: A man doesn't need to be perfect to make a woman happy. All he needs to do is be the man he said he was when he first met her. Type Yes if you agree. RO RELAT QUOTE

Cute, Fucking, and Memes: Uncle Ben @ImUncleBen Stop rebooting Spider-Man, I'm tired of getting fucking shot. Follow Thomas and Martha Wayne @TheWayneFamily @ImUncleBen That's cute Reply Retweet FavoriteMore 4:25 AM- 10 Nov 15 Embed this Tweet Poor uncle ben :( via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Pjrnm9

Poor uncle ben :( via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Pjrnm9

Relationships, Back, and How: Tweet ales @ aleees Marry that man who calls you back after an argument just to remind you that no matter how difficult things get he isn't going to leave you .

Mom, Fit, and Via: When they're roasting your fit but your mom said you're a handsome young man C) Thanks mom via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2rn8Iwt

Thanks mom via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2rn8Iwt

Mom, Fit, and Man: When they're roasting your fit but your mom said you're a handsome young man C) Thanks mom

Thanks mom

Good, Water, and Garlic Bread: sai @Saisailu97 Ladies, if he -is hot -always smells good -makes your mouth water -tastes amazing -leaves you feeling happier than ever That's not your man. That's garlic bread.

Memes, 🤖, and Man: No man is perfect, but a trying man is everything IG @QuotesFromTheHeart100 💯💯💯🙌🏽

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Dude, Facetime, and Finals: Jake Cloyd @Cloyd_j 30 minutes before my group presentation this morning, dude in our group gets stuck in a ditch and instead of changing the date of our presentation the prof made my man present 15 minutes of material on FaceTime while he sat in a ditch Imaoooo is this semester mf over vet happy finals szn! get that A＋＋

happy finals szn! get that A＋＋

Instagram, Capitalism, and Fish: lish i use to be a fish but one day i woke up as a man i still have fish organs that don't play nice with my new human body so most of what i experience on a day to day basis is agonizing pain. please come into my store and buy things because i still need to feed my fish wife even though i don't really understand capitalism www.instagram.com/trevorallenunofficial

www.instagram.com/trevorallenunofficial

Relatable, Jeff Goldblum, and Once: Abby Govindan @abbygov Once l told a man he looked like Jeff Goldblum & he was like "who's that?" So i pulled up a pic &he said "oh my what a compliment he's very handsome." Then as he Was walking away, my friend walked up to me & was like "l'm pretty sure the guy you were talking to is Jeff Goldblum" idk Jeff Goldblum but that sounds very much like a Jeff Goldblum thing to do

idk Jeff Goldblum but that sounds very much like a Jeff Goldblum thing to do

Memes, Time, and 🤖: Man Fact #37 - It is impossible for a man to use a stud finder without first using it on himself saying, "found one" Can confirm: Done it, every time

Can confirm: Done it, every time

On a Tuesday, Man, and Day: RyansAverageLife @RyanAbe february 22nd 2022 (2/22/22) falls on a tuesday so we will be able to call it 2's day which is really keeping me going man This is NUCKING FUTZ!!

This is NUCKING FUTZ!!

Dank, 🤖, and One: Man Fact #37 - It is impossible for a man to use a stud finder without first using it on himself saying, "found one"

Memes, 🤖, and Man Utd: Man Utd Injury List aaiaaS ad GTrollFootballts CHES NITED Man Utd's new logo https://t.co/P1ETcdL2Yx

Man Utd's new logo https://t.co/P1ETcdL2Yx

Dad, Meme, and Movie: When your dad is watching a movie and you see the origin off the meme template Predator moid My dad is a man of culture

My dad is a man of culture

Friends, Home, and Today: Asia Chloe Brown @AsiaChloeBrown This Indian man and I have an identical commute, but we have never spoken to each other. Like we get on at the same platform spot and everything. I worked from home yesterday and today he jokingly said, "Where were you?I was lonely!" It was a joke but l almost cried Imao. 2018-06-21, 6:28 AM 3,047 Retweets 16K Likes Just two friends on a commute

Just two friends on a commute

Ass, Funny, and Her: Her: "I didn't shave" Me: "I'm a grown ass man. Now get over here so l can eat dat pwussy." Me: *57 seconds later* Bruhhh😭😭😂😂

Dank, Science, and 🤖: Science Fact: It is impossible for a man to strap down any kind of load in a trailer without saying" lhat's not going anywhere" as he tightens the rope.

Children, Funny, and Memes: Let the children believe in Santa. l mean some of you still believe your man is gonna change. Aesarcasm. only (via twitter-shinemygold)

(via twitter-shinemygold)

God, Spider, and SpiderMan: God of War: *exists Spider-Man: *exists* Red Dead Redemption 2: *also exists* Fortnite: *wins game of the year* It seems god left this cursed land long ago Crusade time

Crusade time

Family, Life, and Memes: Not everyday a man gets to kiss his wife in front of a tree inside the White House!!!🇺🇸 I did😉😂😂 From a one bedroom apartment in MS to hanging out in the White House....thanks for believing in me!! @ellisaallen life faith family freedom

Not everyday a man gets to kiss his wife in front of a tree inside the White House!!!🇺🇸 I did😉😂😂 From a one bedroom apartment in MS to hangi...

America, Life, and Memes: "When President George H.W. Bush left office, he left America and the world more peaceful, prosperous, and secure." Vice President FOX NEWS Mike Pence cha n neI Jonathan Ernst/Pool via AP Vice President @mike.pence delivered remarks as former President George H.W. Bush lies in state in the U.S. Captiol Rotunda. Vice President added, “President Bush was a great leader who made a great difference in the life of this nation, but he was also just a good man.”

Vice President @mike.pence delivered remarks as former President George H.W. Bush lies in state in the U.S. Captiol Rotunda. Vice President ...

Christmas, True, and Meaning: Peter Schultz @pete_schultz As a relatively successful and busy man who lives in the city, my greatest fear is losing my girlfriend to a hometown hunk with a young son who teaches her the true meaning of Christmas Seems reasonable (@themorningtoast — FOLLOW!)

Seems reasonable (@themorningtoast — FOLLOW!)

Memes, Microsoft, and Microsoft Excel: 2002 was weird. Kelly Rowland texted her man via Microsoft Excel and got mad because he didn't text back I think about this a lot 😂

I think about this a lot 😂

Drake, Fall, and Love: Don' t make her fall in love, knowing you don't intend to catch her. Stop making her feel things that you're too weak to reciprocate. She'll never forget the pain you caused, she' 11 never be the same after. So please, if you're not man enough to love her, don't even waste her time. R.M.Drake wordables.

Memes, Time, and World: ews Right how, we're facing a man-made disaster of global scale. "The world's people have spoken... time is running out." Sir David Attenborough encourages world leaders at the UN Conference in Poland to "act now" against climate change.

Memes, Respect, and How To: "I don't know how to save the world. I don't have the answers or The Answer. I hold no secret knowledge as to how to fix the mistakes of generations p asf and present. I only know that without compassion and respect for all of Earth's inhabitants, none of us will survive-nor will we deserve to." Leonard Peltier Oh, man. So much yes.

Oh, man. So much yes.

Memes, PlayStation, and Ps4: n PS4 PlayStation F.C. UCL App On PSA cc I fear not the man who has practiced IO,Ooo KickS once, but the man who has practiced one kick Io,ooo times." Bruce Lee Arjen Robben...❤️ ⚪️🔴

Arjen Robben...❤️ ⚪️🔴

Memes, Science, and Truth: Science Fact: It is impossible for a man to strap down any kind of load in a trailer without saving"That's not going anywhere" as he tightens the rope The truth is out there via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2BMuboE

The truth is out there via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2BMuboE

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