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Memes, American Sniper, and American: A Vietnam war American sniper Carlos Hathcock volunteered to crawl for 3 days across 2000m of open field containing an enemy headquarters, took a single shot that killed an NVA General and then crawled back out while enemy patrols are swarming like bees looking for a sniper. Only being able to move inches at a time when the wind blew the grass around him.

Another One, God, and Memes: When one door closes, God will open another one for you. Amen LifeLearnedFeelings

America, Conway, and Memes: THE DEMOCRATS HAVE A CENTRAL QUESTION IN FRONT OF THEM: DO THEY WANT TO KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OR DO THEY WANT TO KEEP THE BORDERS OPEN? KELLYANNE CONWAY EXACTLY! Democrats are playing a dangerous game of chicken with America’s national security. The question every American should be asking... Are House & Senate Democrats really willing to shut down our government to keep the border open?? #ExposeTheLeft

EXACTLY! Democrats are playing a dangerous game of chicken with America’s national security. The question every American should be asking.....

Memes, 🤖, and Her: WANTS OPEN BORDERS TU RN 1 NG SPENT YEARS TRYING TO CLOSE THE BEACHIN FRONT OF HER MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR MANSION

9gag, Memes, and SpongeBob: The most dangerous game to play is "resting your eyes" in the morning after shutting off your alarm And it'll turn into an extreme sport when you open your eyes again⠀ By cavemanreacts | TW⠀ -⠀ idontwannawakeup notamorningperson spongebob 9gag

And it'll turn into an extreme sport when you open your eyes again⠀ By cavemanreacts | TW⠀ -⠀ idontwannawakeup notamorningperson spongebob 9...

How To, Word, and How: Jihad C @Jzhzd1 How to do a University Assignment Due in 5 Days Day 1- Donothing, you have a whole week. Day 2 - Start thinking about it. Day 3- Open up the assignment and read it. Day 4- Open up word document and choose your font size. Day 5-Stay up all night until you finish it. A useful guide 😅

A useful guide 😅

Facts, Cool, and Fit: COOL FACTS #113 YOU CAN FIT A CHILD IN A HIPPO'S MOUTH WHEN FULLY OPEN! NOT SURE IF YOU WANT TO TRY THIS ONE, BUT I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND IT!

Snapchat, Ugly, and How: When you open Snapchat and realize how ugly you are

Memes, Happy, and Waiting...: He's been waiting all year to open this Happy as can be 😂 Credit: @dgriffie

Head, Relatable, and Say Anything...: jake @rankin_jake At my funeral I won't need a coffin. I will be cremated from the neck down and my head will be on a stick. If you want to say anything about me you have to hold my head stick open casket stage 10

open casket stage 10

Apparently, Funny, and Memes: Tifu by sending my wife a random dick pic So this afternoon my wife was out at the pharmacy that's less than three minutes from our house. She called because our insurance card wasn't working and asked for the numbers on the new cards we had just been issued. I started to read the numbers to her but she interrupted saying it would just be easier if l took a picture. o be funny included my man parts in the photograph. When she got home, l asked her how she liked the picture I had sent. She seemed genuinel clueless and didnt know what I was talking about. Apparently she just handed the phone with the picture open to the pharmacist to grab the numbers off himself tl:dr: sent my wife a dick pic with insurance info that she subsequently showed to the pharmacist at our local grocery store. 53.8k 1.5k ,Share Award Im

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Life, Traffic, and One: You want to come into my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request.. Don't stand at the door, you're blocking the traffic.

Green Bay Packers, Nfl, and Sports: ND 11 GREEN BAY PACKERS LOST 3 STRAIGHT GAMES NFL BILLS 48 7 1st QTR JETS 3-9 2:01 Mark Sanchez doing what he does best: finding the open DB for the touchdown https://t.co/Sd39KHcUQx

Mark Sanchez doing what he does best: finding the open DB for the touchdown https://t.co/Sd39KHcUQx

Books, Memes, and Book: BOOK SiNS YOU MAY HAVE COMMiTTED LEAVİNG YOUR BOOKS FACE DOWN AND OPEN DOG-EARİNG PAGES MPATRİNOS/ BUZZFEED- READİNG THE LAST PAGE BEFORE YOU START | GOOGLİNG YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER BEFORE You FİNİSH AND SEEING İT AUTOCOMPLETE TO "DEATH" Please don't do any of these (@maritsapatrinos)

Please don't do any of these (@maritsapatrinos)

Cars, Dogs, and Memes: Dog's near miss What a lucky boy. This dog took a nasty detour while riding in its owner's car with the windows down. The pooch flew out of the vehicle in a busy motorway tunnel but luckily the other drivers were alert and managed to avoid hitting it. It's believed the car's window was kept open to help the dog keep cool in hot weather, but authorities say it's important to make sure the dog can't get out of the car when it's moving. Phew! dog luck australia car doggo BBCNews

Memes, Obama, and Trump: The Conservative Latina @TheConservati19 Obama is like a guy who couldn't open a jar for 8 years ....then Trump opens it, and Obama says, "I loosened it for you!"

Dank, Lol, and Spaghetti: when u open the spaghetti sauce jar on the first try lol

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Fucking, Funny, and Memes: "SANDRA CAN YOU OPEN THIS FUCKING THING BIT OF A SITUATION HERE SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Memes, What Does, and Hope: AUNTY ADA @AuntyAdah Can't wait to open this!!! I hope it's a Shoe Or what do you think this is?CDG) ar: oro Hmm what does it look like? 🤔 . KraksTV

Hmm what does it look like? 🤔 . KraksTV

Ass, Bad, and Future: amanda @amanda_c_rae I feel really bad for my future husband because he's going to roll over every morning and see my ugly ass face sleeping with my mouth open and my messy hair everywhere...looking like I've just been through a tornado, a lion attack, and not 1 but 2 world wars

Community, Fucking, and Tumblr: This reblog was flagged t staff A better, more positive Tumblr Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we're proud to have inspired a generation of artists writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, we've given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. We've realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, we're taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions). hrefnatheravenqueen: FUCKING THIS POST ITSELF IS FLAGGED, I’M DYING! @staff YOUR BS IS KILLING ITSELF!!!!

hrefnatheravenqueen: FUCKING THIS POST ITSELF IS FLAGGED, I’M DYING! @staff YOUR BS IS KILLING ITSELF!!!!

Community, Fucking, and Tumblr: This reblog was flagged t staff A better, more positive Tumblr Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we're proud to have inspired a generation of artists writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, we've given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. We've realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, we're taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions). wereralph: loveherdekay: hrefnatheravenqueen: FUCKING THIS POST ITSELF IS FLAGGED, I’M DYING! @staff YOUR BS IS KILLING ITSELF!!!! SCREAMINGGG

wereralph: loveherdekay: hrefnatheravenqueen: FUCKING THIS POST ITSELF IS FLAGGED, I’M DYING! @staff YOUR BS IS KILLING ITSELF!!!! SCREAM...

Club, Community, and Porn Hub: 01 .d IS 45% 12:37:03 Tweet Porn hub Pornhub ARIA@Pornhub 16h Tumblrs: Pornhub welcomes you with open arms. Join our amazing community of millions Curators: Customize your personal feed, create playlists, generate gifs and more Creators: Upload videos, photos, gifs & share text posts to a massive audience. Earn revenue on your content th 2,613 8,079 Rad Squid @radsquidrad 16h wait so i can create an account as illustrator and post art galleries on pornhub now? 16 O 185 2 Pornhub ARIA hub@Pornhub Replying to @radsquidrad You could always upload art and photos. You can create a curated stream and gain subscribers. Even launch a fan club and have people pay monthly for exclusive art, videos, and other perks. 9:05 AM 04 Dec 18 90 Retweets 492 Likes Tweet your reply Wow Pornhub is making MOVES!

Wow Pornhub is making MOVES!

Fucking, Funny, and Memes: Me after death: *slams hells gates open, takes off bra and shoes and sits orn satans lap* "I'm fucking home, what's the wifi password?!" esarcasm. only SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

cnn.com, Memes, and Via: CNN WidNews Channe Open your eyes people via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2RARFCH

Open your eyes people via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2RARFCH

Dirty, Liquor Store, and Girl Memes: If you're gonna give me a dirty look for being at the liquor store at 9am, don't fuckin be open then GIVE ME MY TITOS ( @drunkbetch )

GIVE ME MY TITOS ( @drunkbetch )

Calvin Johnson, Community, and Fucking: This reblog was flagged t staff A better, more positive Tumblr Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we're proud to have inspired a generation of artists writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, we've given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. We've realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, we're taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions). enecoo: hrefnatheravenqueen: FUCKING THIS POST ITSELF IS FLAGGED, I’M DYING! @staff YOUR BS IS KILLING ITSELF!!!!

enecoo: hrefnatheravenqueen: FUCKING THIS POST ITSELF IS FLAGGED, I’M DYING! @staff YOUR BS IS KILLING ITSELF!!!!

Dad, Classical Art, and Him: Dentist: open up Me: well it all started when my dad left Dentist: no I meant Dentist assistant: Wait Glenn let him finish Wait Glenn

Wait Glenn

Facts, Cool, and Dolphins: COOL FACTS #78 DOLPHINS SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN!

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: When you open the spaghetti sauce jar on your first try awesomesthesia: Hella nice feeling…

awesomesthesia: Hella nice feeling…

Fucking, Money, and Work: When you finally got enough money to open your fucking restaurant ts MY FUCKING RESTAURANT RB Hard work pays off! 😂💯 https://t.co/lmvRXyvFcG

Hard work pays off! 😂💯 https://t.co/lmvRXyvFcG

Memes, Nfl, and Bears: FOX NFL TU NYG 4TH Down Conversions This Season: 6 for 12 BEARS 8-3 14 GIANTS 38 17 3rd 4:02 07 4th & Goal .@OBJ WAS WIDE OPEN! 📺: FOX #GiantsPride https://t.co/5TAIFU11nA

.@OBJ WAS WIDE OPEN! 📺: FOX #GiantsPride https://t.co/5TAIFU11nA

Amazon, Complex, and Jeff Bezos: Dazed Jeff Bezos Realizes He Spent Entire Conversation Thinking About How To Automate Person Talking To Him theonion: SEATTLE—Suddenly snapping back to attention, a dazed Jeff Bezos reportedly realized Thursday that he had spent an entire conversation thinking about how to automate the person talking to him. “Sorry, could you repeat that? I just lost focus for a second [as I indifferently watched you open and close your mouth, becoming increasingly aware of the fact that a simple machine could do the exact same things as you],” Bezos said to the Amazon vice president in front of him, even as he resumed brainstorming a complex algorithm that would streamline the executive’s duties, perform them with greater speed and efficiency, and possibly even capture some of his unique human qualities to make it user-friendly. “Whoops, there I go again. I must’ve spaced out [after realizing I could probably render you completely irrelevant within just a few years]. I guess I’m really distracted today [by the tantalizing thought of an automaton executing every one of your relevant functions for no salary with never a single complaint].” Bezos, who suddenly recalled a series of vivid dreams from the previous night in which he automated the entire American workforce, went on to apologize for not getting much sleep.

theonion: SEATTLE—Suddenly snapping back to attention, a dazed Jeff Bezos reportedly realized Thursday that he had spent an entire conversa...

Gym, Soon..., and Squat: Waiting for an open squat rack like Soon. @getfitmama

Soon. @getfitmama

Life, Memes, and Bear: Mama Bear is such a sweet way to describe the fact that Id tear you open and eat your insides if you hurt my chid. f you hurt my child the mon life uncens

Dank, Money, and Soon...: CANCER Got tortured to raise money for Stand Up to Cancer! Totally worth it! Thank you all SO MUCH for helping us do a world of good! I still have $30k of my $52,444 matching donation left to donate which I’ll make happen as soon as the banks open tomorrow! BIG PREESH EVERYBODY!!

Got tortured to raise money for Stand Up to Cancer! Totally worth it! Thank you all SO MUCH for helping us do a world of good! I still have...

Be Like, Click, and Memes: hen you accidentally click "open in new window" instead of "open in new tab" Sometimes it be like that via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2FRypiL

Sometimes it be like that via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2FRypiL

Good, Metaphor, and Never: therapist: you need to open up more me: ican't therapist: why not me: let me visualise it for you 924 168 雙1,592 curlicuecal It's a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don't eventually pul the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, youll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates. Open up. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2zvxA9N

Open up. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2zvxA9N

Good, Metaphor, and Never: therapist: you need to open up more me: ican't therapist: why not me: let me visualise it for you 924 168 雙1,592 curlicuecal It's a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don't eventually pul the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, youll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates. Open up.

Open up.

Candy, Candy Cane, and Christmas: %y verry Christmas December Drawing Challenge 1. First snowfal 2. The holiday card 3. Hot chocolate by the fire 18. Silver and gold 16. Too many fruit cakes 17. Hang the stockings 4. Singing Christmas songs 19.Snowball fight 20. Naughty vs Nice 21. Last minute shopping 22. Christmas lights on a silent night 23. Family 5. Present exchange 6, Sweaters 7. Decorate the tree 8. Drunk on egg nog 9. Dashing through the 24. GET READY FOR SANTA Snow 10. Build a snowman 11. Grumpy elf 12. Making a gingerbread 28. Snow angels house 13. Mistletoe 14. The Nutcracker Story 30. Cozy winter nap 15. Candy cane weapons 31. Pop open the 25. Christmas morning 26. Christmas hangover 27. Share a scari 29. Sledding/Skiing Snowboarding champagne violetwinged: So I was looking for a really good December drawing prompts, but I couldn’t really find one I liked. So I made my own! It’s free to everyone to use! This is heavily Christmas based, so I apologize to those who do not celebrate it

violetwinged: So I was looking for a really good December drawing prompts, but I couldn’t really find one I liked. So I made my own! It’s f...

Beautiful, Beer, and Craigslist: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) 6 fflehoneubee.com To interested individuals, We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may stay the full duration of the party). Duties include: Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking beer Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to change. We will provide all of the meat) Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport" "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer) Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer. Desired experience: A minimum of 18 vears experience as a father A minimum of 10 years grilling experience An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all the food and cold beer vour heart desires. Grill for a few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold ones with the boys. THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are interested. Preference will be given to applicants named Bill, Randy, or Dave captainrogerss: asexual-not-asexual-detective: drunp: this is peak Craigslist Beautiful and wholesome Omg it really did happen tho 😭👏 https://www.distractify.com/humor/2018/06/05/ZnAVyw/craigslist-bbq-dad-ad

captainrogerss: asexual-not-asexual-detective: drunp: this is peak Craigslist Beautiful and wholesome Omg it really did happen tho 😭👏...

Children, Memes, and Bleach: Julz @azedi *Opens bottle of bleach* Nephew : How did you open it? tried but it didn't oper Me: Oh it's coz it has a child safety lock. Children can't open it "nephew looks at bottle in amazement* Nephew: How did it know l was a child? . Но How did it know?

How did it know?

Sports, Running, and Him: When you have a receiver running wide open and have a chance to miss him by 5 yards #NOvsDAL https://t.co/pWlcQpiNp8

Click, Lightsaber, and Star Wars: WARS novelty-gift-ideas: Star Wars Lightsaber Mug

Children, Run, and Tumblr: TO OPEN LIFT TAB FRUI FLA ORED VAS KEEP KIDS SAFE To avoid choking, give Fruit Flavored Snacks only to children who can easily swallow chewy oods. Children should be seated and supervised while eating. RUn UIT EDUCATION EXPIRES 11/1/20 TM UIT FRUIT FLAVORED SNACKS soaprock: gushers: The ULTIMATE sprinkled donut.

soaprock: gushers: The ULTIMATE sprinkled donut.

Memes, Game, and Quest: when u ignore the main quest for a sidequest Every open world game via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2QpmZH3

Every open world game via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2QpmZH3

Dank, The Buffet, and 🤖: When they announce the buffet is open.

Blessed, Heart, and Can: If you have a friend with whom you can speak and open your heart anytime.. . Trust me, you're blessed.

Christmas, Memes, and Chocolate: It's a christmas eve box (they get to open it on Christmas Eve) They get new pjs (to wear that night). a Christmas movie, hot chocolate, snacks for the movie, ect! This would be an awesome new tradition!! Great idea for the kids on Christmas Eve

Great idea for the kids on Christmas Eve

Bitch, Try Me, and Tumblr: Teddy bears always have their eyes open... to protect yu from demans at night Try me, ) bitch awesomacious: Wholesome Protector

awesomacious: Wholesome Protector

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