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        omfg ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ me on tinder: @caro_bearo
 yesterday i convinced a boy that i am a
 beet farmer by using quotes from the
 office
 Noto
 Nate
 Note
 lot gosh
 I love it*
 You really like beets?
 Yeah it's realy fun! First rule in
 roadside beet salos, put the most
 attractive beets on top, The ones
 that make you pull the car over
 and go, 'Wow, I need this beet
 right now.Those are the money
 boets. lovet
 yop
 That's cool
 3201,123
 Interesting
 You know what they say, those
 who can't farm, farm celery
 My grandfather left mo a 60-acre
 Working beet farm. Trun it with
 my cousin Moso. We sell beets to
 the local stores and restaurants
 I don't farm but love nature. My
 family built a cabin 50 years agc
 no electricity. It's beautiful we
 own about 75 acres
 tlove it
 132011 12 Pu
 That's cool
 13, 2012,
 That's really cool 60 acre that's a
 lot gosh
 Igrow up on a farm.1 have seen
 animals having sexin every
 position imaginable. Goat on
 chicken Chicken on goat. Couple
 of chickens doing a goat, couple
 of pigs watching
 You know what they say, those
 who cant farm, farm celery
 a2217 11 33AM
 Yeah it's realy fรผnl First rule in
 roadside beet sales, put the most
 attractive beets on top. The ones
 that make you pull the car over
 and go, Wow Ineed this beet
 right now.Those aro the money
 I don't farm but I love nature. My
 family built a cabin 50 years ago
 no electricity. It's beautiful we
 own about 75 acres
 Thats awesome
 Type a Message.
 Type a Message
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                    omfg ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ me on tinder: @caro_bearo
 yesterday i convinced a boy that i am a
 beet farmer by using quotes from the
 office
 Noto
 Nate
 Note
 lot gosh
 I love it*
 You really like beets?
 Yeah it's realy fun! First rule in
 roadside beet salos, put the most
 attractive beets on top, The ones
 that make you pull the car over
 and go, 'Wow, I need this beet
 right now.Those are the money
 boets. lovet
 yop
 That's cool
 3201,123
 Interesting
 You know what they say, those
 who can't farm, farm celery
 My grandfather left mo a 60-acre
 Working beet farm. Trun it with
 my cousin Moso. We sell beets to
 the local stores and restaurants
 I don't farm but love nature. My
 family built a cabin 50 years agc
 no electricity. It's beautiful we
 own about 75 acres
 tlove it
 132011 12 Pu
 That's cool
 13, 2012,
 That's really cool 60 acre that's a
 lot gosh
 Igrow up on a farm.1 have seen
 animals having sexin every
 position imaginable. Goat on
 chicken Chicken on goat. Couple
 of chickens doing a goat, couple
 of pigs watching
 You know what they say, those
 who cant farm, farm celery
 a2217 11 33AM
 Yeah it's realy fรผnl First rule in
 roadside beet sales, put the most
 attractive beets on top. The ones
 that make you pull the car over
 and go, Wow Ineed this beet
 right now.Those aro the money
 I don't farm but I love nature. My
 family built a cabin 50 years ago
 no electricity. It's beautiful we
 own about 75 acres
 Thats awesome
 Type a Message.
 Type a Message
 ะž
 Type altessage.."
omfg ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ me on tinder
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Hate when this happens (tw-ChefShwasty) | Follow @aranjevi for more!: One Time I Got Drunk And Asked
 Denmark If I Could Borrow Greenland
 And They Replied
 oprindelio saddelelse
 8:04
 Tili
 Ennes Are you ueing Greenland?
 ey therst
 ty nase La 300.1s 23. and y triend and 1 are looking to on a country. Now,
 since we're young. " wanted to start out seal1, and wanted to nake aur" that it
 was ckay with the forner owcer of that country. We don't want to nake any nistakes
 and end up driving auch 4 tine country into ru
 Not that we dos't hare sanagerial sxperience! Sothing on the scale of a countEy
 bt. LEke maller, more intricate sanagiig.e PEKSONALLY oyerseen about ss
 peopie fer a few years in one of the United States" 50 largeat peivately-oened
 conmercial roppliers. And ny friend has the chariana atd eourage needed to be a co-
 raler of Greenland, aa well
 t shan'e keep you, though. 1'n aure the Danlsh teplte bas 4 lot better to do than
 to sort out 1ittle details of sho gets wbat country. S, wien you think about it,
 we'd be doina you a favor. One less thing for the great people of Densazk to wortY
 about t
 ta returnยท LE Greenland Beets our aatis faction. 1.n willing to part with an
 autograph fros hugh Thoassen (yes. TRAT Rgh Thonassen). sevetal cans of parge!
 which. I've had staahed aince the 90'. aad the Josues of Rolling onei get
 delivered, T ONLY ASTOR 1 VE READ THEX ORay, Derasr:?
 2
 We can alao share Xb0x ganea. Do you have 7itantal17 That'd be aeet. I besr Lt's
 In advance, thank you for the 236,109 square niles of land. e really appreolate
 it. If you need to contact ne back, you can do so at the enai1 you're receiving
 Happy Esplring
 Joe
Hate when this happens (tw-ChefShwasty) | Follow @aranjevi for more!
        

            
            

                
                
                    Hate when this happens (tw-ChefShwasty) | Follow @aranjevi for more!: One Time I Got Drunk And Asked
 Denmark If I Could Borrow Greenland
 And They Replied
 oprindelio saddelelse
 8:04
 Tili
 Ennes Are you ueing Greenland?
 ey therst
 ty nase La 300.1s 23. and y triend and 1 are looking to on a country. Now,
 since we're young. " wanted to start out seal1, and wanted to nake aur" that it
 was ckay with the forner owcer of that country. We don't want to nake any nistakes
 and end up driving auch 4 tine country into ru
 Not that we dos't hare sanagerial sxperience! Sothing on the scale of a countEy
 bt. LEke maller, more intricate sanagiig.e PEKSONALLY oyerseen about ss
 peopie fer a few years in one of the United States" 50 largeat peivately-oened
 conmercial roppliers. And ny friend has the chariana atd eourage needed to be a co-
 raler of Greenland, aa well
 t shan'e keep you, though. 1'n aure the Danlsh teplte bas 4 lot better to do than
 to sort out 1ittle details of sho gets wbat country. S, wien you think about it,
 we'd be doina you a favor. One less thing for the great people of Densazk to wortY
 about t
 ta returnยท LE Greenland Beets our aatis faction. 1.n willing to part with an
 autograph fros hugh Thoassen (yes. TRAT Rgh Thonassen). sevetal cans of parge!
 which. I've had staahed aince the 90'. aad the Josues of Rolling onei get
 delivered, T ONLY ASTOR 1 VE READ THEX ORay, Derasr:?
 2
 We can alao share Xb0x ganea. Do you have 7itantal17 That'd be aeet. I besr Lt's
 In advance, thank you for the 236,109 square niles of land. e really appreolate
 it. If you need to contact ne back, you can do so at the enai1 you're receiving
 Happy Esplring
 Joe
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        i just woke up then and i feel like i've been punched directly in both eyes it hurts to keep them open.... help?: @caro bearo
 yesterday i convinced a boy that i am a
 beet farmer by using quotes from the
 office
 a Satan
 ใ€UE
 12:10 PM
 ์ด
 94% โ– , a Message,
 oo ure 12:49 PM
 | ยฎใ‚ค์ด 84% โ– ' ..oooVerizon ?
 Nato
 Nate
 Nate
 lot gosh
 love it
 You really like beets?
 29 33
 Yeah it's really fun! First rule in
 roadside beet salos, put the most
 attractive beets on top. The ones
 that mako you pull the car over
 and go, "Wow, Ineed this beet
 right now. Those are the money
 beets. Tlove t
 yop
 That's cool
 1, 012, 10
 13 2942 12 43M
 Interesting
 You know What they say, those
 who can't farm, farm celery
 My grandfather Jeft me a 60-acre
 Working beet farm. I run it with
 my cousin Mose. We sell beets to
 the local stores and restaurants
 I don't farm but I love nature. My
 family built a cabin 50 years ago
 no electricity. ir's beautiful we
 l love itt
 n 2917, 120 P
 own about 75 acres
 That's cool
 That's really cool 60 acre that'sa
 lot gosh
 I grew up on a farm. 1 have seen
 animals having sex in every
 position imaginable. Goat on
 chicken Chicken on goat Couplo
 of chickens doing a goat, couple
 of pigs watching
 You know what they say, those
 who can't farm, farm celery
 Yeah it's realy funl First rule in
 roadside beet sales, put the most
 attractive beets on top. The ones
 that make you pull the car over
 and go, "Wow, I need this beet
 right now. Those aro the money
 I don't farm but I love nature. My
 family built a cabin 50 years ago
 no electricity, It's beautiful we
 own about 75 acres
 Thats awesome
 Type a Message
 Type a Message-
i just woke up then and i feel like i've been punched directly in both eyes it hurts to keep them open.... help?
        

            
            

                
                
                    i just woke up then and i feel like i've been punched directly in both eyes it hurts to keep them open.... help?: @caro bearo
 yesterday i convinced a boy that i am a
 beet farmer by using quotes from the
 office
 a Satan
 ใ€UE
 12:10 PM
 ์ด
 94% โ– , a Message,
 oo ure 12:49 PM
 | ยฎใ‚ค์ด 84% โ– ' ..oooVerizon ?
 Nato
 Nate
 Nate
 lot gosh
 love it
 You really like beets?
 29 33
 Yeah it's really fun! First rule in
 roadside beet salos, put the most
 attractive beets on top. The ones
 that mako you pull the car over
 and go, "Wow, Ineed this beet
 right now. Those are the money
 beets. Tlove t
 yop
 That's cool
 1, 012, 10
 13 2942 12 43M
 Interesting
 You know What they say, those
 who can't farm, farm celery
 My grandfather Jeft me a 60-acre
 Working beet farm. I run it with
 my cousin Mose. We sell beets to
 the local stores and restaurants
 I don't farm but I love nature. My
 family built a cabin 50 years ago
 no electricity. ir's beautiful we
 l love itt
 n 2917, 120 P
 own about 75 acres
 That's cool
 That's really cool 60 acre that'sa
 lot gosh
 I grew up on a farm. 1 have seen
 animals having sex in every
 position imaginable. Goat on
 chicken Chicken on goat Couplo
 of chickens doing a goat, couple
 of pigs watching
 You know what they say, those
 who can't farm, farm celery
 Yeah it's realy funl First rule in
 roadside beet sales, put the most
 attractive beets on top. The ones
 that make you pull the car over
 and go, "Wow, I need this beet
 right now. Those aro the money
 I don't farm but I love nature. My
 family built a cabin 50 years ago
 no electricity, It's beautiful we
 own about 75 acres
 Thats awesome
 Type a Message
 Type a Message-
i just woke up then and i feel like i've been punched directly in both eyes it hurts to keep them open.... help?
                    
                
            

            
                
                
i just woke up then and i feel like i've been punched directly in both eyes it hurts to keep them open.... help?

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Follow โžก๏ธ @holisticali LIKE SHARE AND REPOST! Worked hard on this for everyone's benefit, I included dosages, you can get this all from your local health food store. Buy Organic and eat plant based! A liver cleanse is important twice or three times a year considering our toxic environment. HolisticAli Liver Cleanse LiverCleanse IG ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ @realrawtruth FACEBOOK-YOUTUBE-SNAPCHAT ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ @holisticali SUBSCRIBE TO NEW YOUTUBE LINK IN BIO: LIVER CLEANSE
 @HOLISTICALI
 LIVER WITH
 CIRRHOSIS
 NORMAL LIVER
 The liver is continuously cleansing your body if you don't
 cleanse your liver it stops cleansing you efficiently
 SIGNS THAT YOU NEED TO DETOX
 1. Abdominal Bloating
 2. Pain in liver area
 3. Excessive Belly Fat
 4. Issues digesting Fats
 5. Had gallbladder removed 10. Weight gain
 6. Acid Reflux/Heartburn
 7. Dark Spots, Skin Spots
 8. Overheating, excessive sweating
 9. Acne, Itchy, or Blotchy skin
 FB/IG @HOLISTICALI
 THE NATURAL SOLUTION
 1. Beets: Cleanses and stimulates liver function Juicing/Eating Beets)
 2. Milk Thistle: Cleanses/Regenerates liver cells (300mg of extract/day)
 3. Dandelion: aids in detoxifying liver and kidneys (2g dried herb/day)
 4. Tumeric: Strong liver detoxifier (500mg extract/day)
 5. Garlic: Activates liver enzymes & flushes out toxins (1-2 Cloves/day)
 6. Globe Artichoke: Cleanses/Regenerates (500mg/day)
Follow โžก๏ธ @holisticali LIKE SHARE AND REPOST! Worked hard on this for everyone's benefit, I included dosages, you can get this all from your local health food store. Buy Organic and eat plant based! A liver cleanse is important twice or three times a year considering our toxic environment. HolisticAli Liver Cleanse LiverCleanse IG ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ @realrawtruth FACEBOOK-YOUTUBE-SNAPCHAT ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ @holisticali SUBSCRIBE TO NEW YOUTUBE LINK IN BIO
        

            
            

                
                
                    Follow โžก๏ธ @holisticali LIKE SHARE AND REPOST! Worked hard on this for everyone's benefit, I included dosages, you can get this all from your local health food store. Buy Organic and eat plant based! A liver cleanse is important twice or three times a year considering our toxic environment. HolisticAli Liver Cleanse LiverCleanse IG ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ @realrawtruth FACEBOOK-YOUTUBE-SNAPCHAT ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ @holisticali SUBSCRIBE TO NEW YOUTUBE LINK IN BIO: LIVER CLEANSE
 @HOLISTICALI
 LIVER WITH
 CIRRHOSIS
 NORMAL LIVER
 The liver is continuously cleansing your body if you don't
 cleanse your liver it stops cleansing you efficiently
 SIGNS THAT YOU NEED TO DETOX
 1. Abdominal Bloating
 2. Pain in liver area
 3. Excessive Belly Fat
 4. Issues digesting Fats
 5. Had gallbladder removed 10. Weight gain
 6. Acid Reflux/Heartburn
 7. Dark Spots, Skin Spots
 8. Overheating, excessive sweating
 9. Acne, Itchy, or Blotchy skin
 FB/IG @HOLISTICALI
 THE NATURAL SOLUTION
 1. Beets: Cleanses and stimulates liver function Juicing/Eating Beets)
 2. Milk Thistle: Cleanses/Regenerates liver cells (300mg of extract/day)
 3. Dandelion: aids in detoxifying liver and kidneys (2g dried herb/day)
 4. Tumeric: Strong liver detoxifier (500mg extract/day)
 5. Garlic: Activates liver enzymes & flushes out toxins (1-2 Cloves/day)
 6. Globe Artichoke: Cleanses/Regenerates (500mg/day)
Follow โžก๏ธ @holisticali LIKE SHARE AND REPOST! Worked hard on this for everyone's benefit, I included dosages, you can get this all from your local health food store. Buy Organic and eat plant based! A liver cleanse is important twice or three times a year considering our toxic environment. HolisticAli Liver Cleanse LiverCleanse IG ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ @realrawtruth FACEBOOK-YOUTUBE-SNAPCHAT ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ @holisticali SUBSCRIBE TO NEW YOUTUBE LINK IN BIO
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Ladies and gents lemme hit with another secret Smash health hack: beet juice. The benefits of this glorious, red nectar of the heavens are legion, and I scarcely have the space to outline them all here, but let me try: (1) lowers blood pressure, (2) detoxes (ladies the summer is short and y'all already done did a number on yo liver), (3) tightens skin and prevents premature aging, (4) boosts energy, (5) has natural sexual performance enhancing qualities basically this shit is Viagra juice ๐Ÿ˜, (6) helps digestion. Lemme pause on this one bruh. U gon drink this tall glass of beet juice and u gon see sights, u never thought u see before unless u was DYING. Sit down. Handle yo bidness. Look down. Y'all ever seen the movie The Hunt for Red October? Y'all ever seen them Yeezy sneakers, the Red October? Finna be Red Motherfuckin October in June on yo ass after that beet juice. U gon think u dying. U gon think yo kidney bleeding. U gon think u got a STD (ain't that some shit? Anything happens heath-wise and u just like "I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED MIKE WHEN HE SAID HE GOT TESTED FUCK I'M SO STUPID ๐Ÿ˜ซ" ๐Ÿ˜‚). Nah baby u ain't bleeding from yo pancreas. That's that beet juice working. Cleansing. Making up for yo sins. U feel me? Don't fear - just let the magic happen ๐Ÿค—. Now then. Where to get it? Unfortunately I only have a hack for the city of Chicago - Walgreens on State Street (yes, Walgreens - random AF ๐Ÿ˜‚). They got the super duper hook up. The lady behind the counter friendly AF and don't wanna be there. She will juice whatever TF u ask her to if u nice. Most juice spots load their juice with fillers like apple juice but nah, if u ask her to feed 50 beets thru the juicer she gon do it. And then I ask her to add a lil kiwi for sweetness. Bam. If u in Chicago, there's your hook up (and if u see a sexy young man in a suit waiting on his beet juice well hello to u too, nice to meet u, I'm smash ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚). If u don't live in Chicago, u could cop a juicer off amazon for between 100-200 or make friends with the person at your local juice spot and ask them for the off-menu hook up - all beets and a lil fruit for sweetness. Ya get me! Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚: He had cancer as a puppy and wasnt
 supposed to make it past 1. Now 13
 years later and look at us..
Ladies and gents lemme hit with another secret Smash health hack: beet juice. The benefits of this glorious, red nectar of the heavens are legion, and I scarcely have the space to outline them all here, but let me try: (1) lowers blood pressure, (2) detoxes (ladies the summer is short and y'all already done did a number on yo liver), (3) tightens skin and prevents premature aging, (4) boosts energy, (5) has natural sexual performance enhancing qualities basically this shit is Viagra juice ๐Ÿ˜, (6) helps digestion. Lemme pause on this one bruh. U gon drink this tall glass of beet juice and u gon see sights, u never thought u see before unless u was DYING. Sit down. Handle yo bidness. Look down. Y'all ever seen the movie The Hunt for Red October? Y'all ever seen them Yeezy sneakers, the Red October? Finna be Red Motherfuckin October in June on yo ass after that beet juice. U gon think u dying. U gon think yo kidney bleeding. U gon think u got a STD (ain't that some shit? Anything happens heath-wise and u just like "I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED MIKE WHEN HE SAID HE GOT TESTED FUCK I'M SO STUPID ๐Ÿ˜ซ" ๐Ÿ˜‚). Nah baby u ain't bleeding from yo pancreas. That's that beet juice working. Cleansing. Making up for yo sins. U feel me? Don't fear - just let the magic happen ๐Ÿค—. Now then. Where to get it? Unfortunately I only have a hack for the city of Chicago - Walgreens on State Street (yes, Walgreens - random AF ๐Ÿ˜‚). They got the super duper hook up. The lady behind the counter friendly AF and don't wanna be there. She will juice whatever TF u ask her to if u nice. Most juice spots load their juice with fillers like apple juice but nah, if u ask her to feed 50 beets thru the juicer she gon do it. And then I ask her to add a lil kiwi for sweetness. Bam. If u in Chicago, there's your hook up (and if u see a sexy young man in a suit waiting on his beet juice well hello to u too, nice to meet u, I'm smash ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚). If u don't live in Chicago, u could cop a juicer off amazon for between 100-200 or make friends with the person at your local juice spot and ask them for the off-menu hook up - all beets and a lil fruit for sweetness. Ya get me! Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
        

            
            

                
                
                    Ladies and gents lemme hit with another secret Smash health hack: beet juice. The benefits of this glorious, red nectar of the heavens are legion, and I scarcely have the space to outline them all here, but let me try: (1) lowers blood pressure, (2) detoxes (ladies the summer is short and y'all already done did a number on yo liver), (3) tightens skin and prevents premature aging, (4) boosts energy, (5) has natural sexual performance enhancing qualities basically this shit is Viagra juice ๐Ÿ˜, (6) helps digestion. Lemme pause on this one bruh. U gon drink this tall glass of beet juice and u gon see sights, u never thought u see before unless u was DYING. Sit down. Handle yo bidness. Look down. Y'all ever seen the movie The Hunt for Red October? Y'all ever seen them Yeezy sneakers, the Red October? Finna be Red Motherfuckin October in June on yo ass after that beet juice. U gon think u dying. U gon think yo kidney bleeding. U gon think u got a STD (ain't that some shit? Anything happens heath-wise and u just like "I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED MIKE WHEN HE SAID HE GOT TESTED FUCK I'M SO STUPID ๐Ÿ˜ซ" ๐Ÿ˜‚). Nah baby u ain't bleeding from yo pancreas. That's that beet juice working. Cleansing. Making up for yo sins. U feel me? Don't fear - just let the magic happen ๐Ÿค—. Now then. Where to get it? Unfortunately I only have a hack for the city of Chicago - Walgreens on State Street (yes, Walgreens - random AF ๐Ÿ˜‚). They got the super duper hook up. The lady behind the counter friendly AF and don't wanna be there. She will juice whatever TF u ask her to if u nice. Most juice spots load their juice with fillers like apple juice but nah, if u ask her to feed 50 beets thru the juicer she gon do it. And then I ask her to add a lil kiwi for sweetness. Bam. If u in Chicago, there's your hook up (and if u see a sexy young man in a suit waiting on his beet juice well hello to u too, nice to meet u, I'm smash ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚). If u don't live in Chicago, u could cop a juicer off amazon for between 100-200 or make friends with the person at your local juice spot and ask them for the off-menu hook up - all beets and a lil fruit for sweetness. Ya get me! Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚: He had cancer as a puppy and wasnt
 supposed to make it past 1. Now 13
 years later and look at us..
Ladies and gents lemme hit with another secret Smash health hack: beet juice. The benefits of this glorious, red nectar of the heavens are legion, and I scarcely have the space to outline them all here, but let me try: (1) lowers blood pressure, (2) detoxes (ladies the summer is short and y'all already done did a number on yo liver), (3) tightens skin and prevents premature aging, (4) boosts energy, (5) has natural sexual performance enhancing qualities basically this shit is Viagra juice ๐Ÿ˜, (6) helps digestion. Lemme pause on this one bruh. U gon drink this tall glass of beet juice and u gon see sights, u never thought u see before unless u was DYING. Sit down. Handle yo bidness. Look down. Y'all ever seen the movie The Hunt for Red October? Y'all ever seen them Yeezy sneakers, the Red October? Finna be Red Motherfuckin October in June on yo ass after that beet juice. U gon think u dying. U gon think yo kidney bleeding. U gon think u got a STD (ain't that some shit? Anything happens heath-wise and u just like "I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED MIKE WHEN HE SAID HE GOT TESTED FUCK I'M SO STUPID ๐Ÿ˜ซ" ๐Ÿ˜‚). Nah baby u ain't bleeding from yo pancreas. That's that beet juice working. Cleansing. Making up for yo sins. U feel me? Don't fear - just let the magic happen ๐Ÿค—. Now then. Where to get it? Unfortunately I only have a hack for the city of Chicago - Walgreens on State Street (yes, Walgreens - random AF ๐Ÿ˜‚). They got the super duper hook up. The lady behind the counter friendly AF and don't wanna be there. She will juice whatever TF u ask her to if u nice. Most juice spots load their juice with fillers like apple juice but nah, if u ask her to feed 50 beets thru the juicer she gon do it. And then I ask her to add a lil kiwi for sweetness. Bam. If u in Chicago, there's your hook up (and if u see a sexy young man in a suit waiting on his beet juice well hello to u too, nice to meet u, I'm smash ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚). If u don't live in Chicago, u could cop a juicer off amazon for between 100-200 or make friends with the person at your local juice spot and ask them for the off-menu hook up - all beets and a lil fruit for sweetness. Ya get me! Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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