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omfg ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ me on tinder: @caro_bearo yesterday i convinced a boy that i am a beet farmer by using quotes from the office Noto Nate Note lot gosh I love it* You really like beets? Yeah it's realy fun! First rule in roadside beet salos, put the most attractive beets on top, The ones that make you pull the car over and go, 'Wow, I need this beet right now.Those are the money boets. lovet yop That's cool 3201,123 Interesting You know what they say, those who can't farm, farm celery My grandfather left mo a 60-acre Working beet farm. Trun it with my cousin Moso. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants I don't farm but love nature. My family built a cabin 50 years agc no electricity. It's beautiful we own about 75 acres tlove it 132011 12 Pu That's cool 13, 2012, That's really cool 60 acre that's a lot gosh Igrow up on a farm.1 have seen animals having sexin every position imaginable. Goat on chicken Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching You know what they say, those who cant farm, farm celery a2217 11 33AM Yeah it's realy fรผnl First rule in roadside beet sales, put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, Wow Ineed this beet right now.Those aro the money I don't farm but I love nature. My family built a cabin 50 years ago no electricity. It's beautiful we own about 75 acres Thats awesome Type a Message. Type a Message ะž Type altessage.." omfg ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ me on tinder

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i just woke up then and i feel like i've been punched directly in both eyes it hurts to keep them open.... help?: @caro bearo yesterday i convinced a boy that i am a beet farmer by using quotes from the office a Satan ใ€UE 12:10 PM ์ด 94% โ– , a Message, oo ure 12:49 PM | ยฎใ‚ค์ด 84% โ– ' ..oooVerizon ? Nato Nate Nate lot gosh love it You really like beets? 29 33 Yeah it's really fun! First rule in roadside beet salos, put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that mako you pull the car over and go, "Wow, Ineed this beet right now. Those are the money beets. Tlove t yop That's cool 1, 012, 10 13 2942 12 43M Interesting You know What they say, those who can't farm, farm celery My grandfather Jeft me a 60-acre Working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants I don't farm but I love nature. My family built a cabin 50 years ago no electricity. ir's beautiful we l love itt n 2917, 120 P own about 75 acres That's cool That's really cool 60 acre that'sa lot gosh I grew up on a farm. 1 have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken Chicken on goat Couplo of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching You know what they say, those who can't farm, farm celery Yeah it's realy funl First rule in roadside beet sales, put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, "Wow, I need this beet right now. Those aro the money I don't farm but I love nature. My family built a cabin 50 years ago no electricity, It's beautiful we own about 75 acres Thats awesome Type a Message Type a Message- i just woke up then and i feel like i've been punched directly in both eyes it hurts to keep them open.... help?

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Follow โžก๏ธ @holisticali LIKE SHARE AND REPOST! Worked hard on this for everyone's benefit, I included dosages, you can get this all from your local health food store. Buy Organic and eat plant based! A liver cleanse is important twice or three times a year considering our toxic environment. HolisticAli Liver Cleanse LiverCleanse IG ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ @realrawtruth FACEBOOK-YOUTUBE-SNAPCHAT ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ @holisticali SUBSCRIBE TO NEW YOUTUBE LINK IN BIO: LIVER CLEANSE @HOLISTICALI LIVER WITH CIRRHOSIS NORMAL LIVER The liver is continuously cleansing your body if you don't cleanse your liver it stops cleansing you efficiently SIGNS THAT YOU NEED TO DETOX 1. Abdominal Bloating 2. Pain in liver area 3. Excessive Belly Fat 4. Issues digesting Fats 5. Had gallbladder removed 10. Weight gain 6. Acid Reflux/Heartburn 7. Dark Spots, Skin Spots 8. Overheating, excessive sweating 9. Acne, Itchy, or Blotchy skin FB/IG @HOLISTICALI THE NATURAL SOLUTION 1. Beets: Cleanses and stimulates liver function Juicing/Eating Beets) 2. Milk Thistle: Cleanses/Regenerates liver cells (300mg of extract/day) 3. Dandelion: aids in detoxifying liver and kidneys (2g dried herb/day) 4. Tumeric: Strong liver detoxifier (500mg extract/day) 5. Garlic: Activates liver enzymes & flushes out toxins (1-2 Cloves/day) 6. Globe Artichoke: Cleanses/Regenerates (500mg/day) Follow โžก๏ธ @holisticali LIKE SHARE AND REPOST! Worked hard on this for everyone's benefit, I included dosages, you can get this all from your local health food store. Buy Organic and eat plant based! A liver cleanse is important twice or three times a year considering our toxic environment. HolisticAli Liver Cleanse LiverCleanse IG ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ @realrawtruth FACEBOOK-YOUTUBE-SNAPCHAT ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ @holisticali SUBSCRIBE TO NEW YOUTUBE LINK IN BIO
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Ladies and gents lemme hit with another secret Smash health hack: beet juice. The benefits of this glorious, red nectar of the heavens are legion, and I scarcely have the space to outline them all here, but let me try: (1) lowers blood pressure, (2) detoxes (ladies the summer is short and y'all already done did a number on yo liver), (3) tightens skin and prevents premature aging, (4) boosts energy, (5) has natural sexual performance enhancing qualities basically this shit is Viagra juice ๐Ÿ˜, (6) helps digestion. Lemme pause on this one bruh. U gon drink this tall glass of beet juice and u gon see sights, u never thought u see before unless u was DYING. Sit down. Handle yo bidness. Look down. Y'all ever seen the movie The Hunt for Red October? Y'all ever seen them Yeezy sneakers, the Red October? Finna be Red Motherfuckin October in June on yo ass after that beet juice. U gon think u dying. U gon think yo kidney bleeding. U gon think u got a STD (ain't that some shit? Anything happens heath-wise and u just like "I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED MIKE WHEN HE SAID HE GOT TESTED FUCK I'M SO STUPID ๐Ÿ˜ซ" ๐Ÿ˜‚). Nah baby u ain't bleeding from yo pancreas. That's that beet juice working. Cleansing. Making up for yo sins. U feel me? Don't fear - just let the magic happen ๐Ÿค—. Now then. Where to get it? Unfortunately I only have a hack for the city of Chicago - Walgreens on State Street (yes, Walgreens - random AF ๐Ÿ˜‚). They got the super duper hook up. The lady behind the counter friendly AF and don't wanna be there. She will juice whatever TF u ask her to if u nice. Most juice spots load their juice with fillers like apple juice but nah, if u ask her to feed 50 beets thru the juicer she gon do it. And then I ask her to add a lil kiwi for sweetness. Bam. If u in Chicago, there's your hook up (and if u see a sexy young man in a suit waiting on his beet juice well hello to u too, nice to meet u, I'm smash ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚). If u don't live in Chicago, u could cop a juicer off amazon for between 100-200 or make friends with the person at your local juice spot and ask them for the off-menu hook up - all beets and a lil fruit for sweetness. Ya get me! Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚: He had cancer as a puppy and wasnt supposed to make it past 1. Now 13 years later and look at us.. Ladies and gents lemme hit with another secret Smash health hack: beet juice. The benefits of this glorious, red nectar of the heavens are legion, and I scarcely have the space to outline them all here, but let me try: (1) lowers blood pressure, (2) detoxes (ladies the summer is short and y'all already done did a number on yo liver), (3) tightens skin and prevents premature aging, (4) boosts energy, (5) has natural sexual performance enhancing qualities basically this shit is Viagra juice ๐Ÿ˜, (6) helps digestion. Lemme pause on this one bruh. U gon drink this tall glass of beet juice and u gon see sights, u never thought u see before unless u was DYING. Sit down. Handle yo bidness. Look down. Y'all ever seen the movie The Hunt for Red October? Y'all ever seen them Yeezy sneakers, the Red October? Finna be Red Motherfuckin October in June on yo ass after that beet juice. U gon think u dying. U gon think yo kidney bleeding. U gon think u got a STD (ain't that some shit? Anything happens heath-wise and u just like "I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED MIKE WHEN HE SAID HE GOT TESTED FUCK I'M SO STUPID ๐Ÿ˜ซ" ๐Ÿ˜‚). Nah baby u ain't bleeding from yo pancreas. That's that beet juice working. Cleansing. Making up for yo sins. U feel me? Don't fear - just let the magic happen ๐Ÿค—. Now then. Where to get it? Unfortunately I only have a hack for the city of Chicago - Walgreens on State Street (yes, Walgreens - random AF ๐Ÿ˜‚). They got the super duper hook up. The lady behind the counter friendly AF and don't wanna be there. She will juice whatever TF u ask her to if u nice. Most juice spots load their juice with fillers like apple juice but nah, if u ask her to feed 50 beets thru the juicer she gon do it. And then I ask her to add a lil kiwi for sweetness. Bam. If u in Chicago, there's your hook up (and if u see a sexy young man in a suit waiting on his beet juice well hello to u too, nice to meet u, I'm smash ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚). If u don't live in Chicago, u could cop a juicer off amazon for between 100-200 or make friends with the person at your local juice spot and ask them for the off-menu hook up - all beets and a lil fruit for sweetness. Ya get me! Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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