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A Dream, Beautiful, and Cute: Elizabeth @springbreak2005 I hung out with this guy a couple times last semester and this morning he tried to snapchat me and a bunch of other girls but accidentally started a huge groupchat and 1:10 Kyles fuck up Kyle probably wanted to send nudes to all of us But ended up creating a group Probably that AA sad Truly Happens to the best of us we should kick him out of the group and just send each other nudes YesAA Honestly living for that idea maooo i'm always down for that Oh my god I am so down Send a chat Kyles fuck up And I like girls So this will be a dream Thank you. In advance. Hahaha perfect yeah i'm here for that gay shit |Always down | Girls do it better I wanna know who all y'all is it's true sometimes i wonder why i still date men!! my name is may and i have a really cute dog! Send a chat 1:12 1 Kyles fuck up beauty i'm so gay Mood Wait excuse me HOW RUALL SO HOT WHAT did just wake up to some gay shit welcome to the gay zone ME sTOP I just woke up This is amazing are we all gay i'm here for it i'm gay!! this is a such a dream wow Okay seriously I actually love girls so if any ME of ou wanna fuck .. ;) Send a chat 1:12 1 Kyles fuck up omG how are u all so beautiful i play for both teams Wow wtf is going on kyle accidentally started a lesbian cult Hahahaha he didnt even know what he was capable of He's such an idiot IM WEAK this can't be a coincidence ME this is the best thing I could've possibly woken up to oh my god honestly this is pretty great thanks kyle yeah wow we can live out our niche sapphic fantasies Send a chat actyourshoesizegirl: lena-zorel: 20gayteen is so fucking real x “Kyle accidentally started a Lesbian cult”
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Animals, Cats, and Dogs: gokuma: callmebliss: knightless: dakrolak: owlbear33: chibisquirt: why-animals-do-the-thing: maythefoxbewithyou: allmyeggmateshateyou: c0ffeecunt: vvhatmighthavebeenlost: joannanullo: betweenlinebreaks: Are we sure that foxes are canines? Are we sure they aren’t just big stupid cats? Ugh what a cutie I NEED IT I need 12 foxes aren’t canines… WELL, they’re certainly not felines. I’m going to textgrab from this post by prokopetz: I often see foxes referred to as “catdogs” on Tumblr, but I wonder if folks realise how true that really is. There’s a phenomenon called convergent evolution that occurs when two taxonomically unrelated species exploit the same ecological niche. The features that are needed to best take advantage of a given niche are pretty much the same everywhere you go; thus, over time, those species will become anatomically and behaviourally similar, even though they’re completely unrelated. And foxes? Foxes are what you get when an ecosystem has no native small felines, so a canine species evolves to take advantage of the ecological niche that would have been exploited by a small feline, if one existed. In other words, a fox is literally what you get when a dog tries to cat. So, in a way… #omg #I knew I had a huge reason for loving foxs #other than #you know #loving fox on a similar note, hyenas are what happens when there are no dogs so felines fill that niche, Hyenas particularly spotted hyenas are wolfcats *mind blown* @captainchibale One time I saw someone refer to foxes as “cat software installed on dog hardware” and yeah *pounce* *POUNCE* *POUNCE!*
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Advice, Being Alone, and Animals: weasowl yesyespleaseno gaymilesedgeworth after i move i really wanna get a used roomba gaymilesedgeworth sushieatingmermaid i love that you're adopting instead of buying from a breeder <3 biggest-gaudiest-patronuses just remember they're social animals and should always be kept in pairs, don't get a roomba if you aren't prepared for that responsibility fireheartedkaratepup That's a common misconception. Roombas do perfectly fine on their own if you spend quality time with them! They group together in the wild for protection, but when they have no natural predators in the area they often choose to live alone biggest-gaudiest-patronuses i didn't know that! do you have any advice on roomba breeding and the problem with parent roombas' tendency towards eating their young? the-derp-returns It's best to put the parent Roombas up for adoption as soon as a baby is born. If you're too attached to the Roombas, you can keep them in separate rooms, thoughit will be hard. Be careful when opening doors, though, they are agile creatures and will escape if they see the opportunity! biggest-gaudiest-patronuses but what about while the baby roombas are still nursing monsterswithvibes actually you can nurse them yourself with some dust and sand biggest-gaudiest-patronuses just be careful they don't bite! weasowl see, we never had this problem back when we were breeding Dustbusters. Slow well-behaved, and dumb bless their hearts Completely indifferent to their offspring You know they're a distant ancestor to the Roomba? Now, of course, they're too far removed to even be able to cross-breed, but, yeah, they used to fill a similar ecological niche, and some of them eventually evolved into the wild Roomba from whence all our current breeds were born the Samsung Powerbot, even the Dyson 360eye Me, I'm waiting on the old Vacuum breed-back programs. I mean, they're going to have to use a lot of Roomba DNA, of course, and probably you'd want them to be, yknow, a little smaller than they were, but can you imagine having your own Dyson Upright, or Hoover, just wan- dering around your house sniffing everything? Or, my god, some breed of Shopvac? I hear they ate anything! Probably dangerous, but l'd get a little Bissell Stick in a heartbeat! Source: gaymilesedgeworth 114 419 notes Created with Stitch & Share! Roombas

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A Dream, Bad, and Beautiful: Elizabeth @springbreak2005 I hung out with this guy a couple times last semester and this morning he tried to snapchat me and a bunch of other girls but accidentally started a huge groupchat and 1:10 Kyles fuck up Kyle probably wanted to send nudes to all of us But ended up creating a group Probably that AA sad Truly Happens to the best of us we should kick him out of the group and just send each other nudes YesAA Honestly living for that idea maooo i'm always down for that Oh my god I am so down Send a chat Kyles fuck up And I like girls So this will be a dream Thank you. In advance. Hahaha perfect yeah i'm here for that gay shit |Always down | Girls do it better I wanna know who all y'all is it's true sometimes i wonder why i still date men!! my name is may and i have a really cute dog! Send a chat 1:12 1 Kyles fuck up beauty i'm so gay Mood Wait excuse me HOW RUALL SO HOT WHAT did just wake up to some gay shit welcome to the gay zone ME sTOP I just woke up This is amazing are we all gay i'm here for it i'm gay!! this is a such a dream wow Okay seriously I actually love girls so if any ME of ou wanna fuck .. ;) Send a chat 1:12 1 Kyles fuck up omG how are u all so beautiful i play for both teams Wow wtf is going on kyle accidentally started a lesbian cult Hahahaha he didnt even know what he was capable of He's such an idiot IM WEAK this can't be a coincidence ME this is the best thing I could've possibly woken up to oh my god honestly this is pretty great thanks kyle yeah wow we can live out our niche sapphic fantasies Send a chat <p><a href="https://average-fucktard.tumblr.com/post/173339059652/hominishostilis-lena-zorel-20gayteen-is-so" class="tumblr_blog">average-fucktard</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://hominishostilis.tumblr.com/post/173191232538/lena-zorel-20gayteen-is-so-fucking-real-x-why" class="tumblr_blog">hominishostilis</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://lena-zorel.tumblr.com/post/173154934775/20gayteen-is-so-fucking-real-x" class="tumblr_blog">lena-zorel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>20gayteen is so fucking real</p> <a href="https://twitter.com/springbreak2005/status/987393689000599552?s=19">x</a> </blockquote> <p>Why do these #thathappened stories always read like a bad fan fiction </p> <p>Oh, wait </p> </blockquote> <p>This is just so believable 👌</p></blockquote> <p>It’s true I was the phone.</p>
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Chewbacca, Community, and Friends: A DISCORD SERVER <p><a href="http://reygrets.tumblr.com/post/173011926425/what-it-is-a-server-for-people-who-are" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">reygrets</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>WHAT IT IS :</b></p> <ul><li><small>a server for people who are interested in the romantic pairing reylo .  kylo ren x rey. a safe place, a <i>fun </i>place. <br/></small></li> <li> <small>available channels for all sorts of dialogue. everything from nsfw ( for the 18+ crowd only), meta, discourse, positivity, places to vent, other star wars ships, shitposting. etc ! </small><br/></li> <li><small>showcase your art ! your edits ! your writing ! Its a great place for artists and content creators to get exposure.</small></li> <li><small>request content from content creators. ( politely )</small></li> <li><small>be in a community of likeminded individuals, make friends ! Its a busy server with 150 members and growing - but there are no shortage of places to speak, to be heard, and to share in the things you love. </small></li> </ul><p><b>WHO TO CONTACT ( admins ):</b></p> <ul><li> <small><a href="https://reygrets.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><b>reygrets.</b></a> | maddy, she / her. </small><br/></li> <li><small><b><a href="http://clairesbennet.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">clairesbennet </a></b>| clara. she / her.</small></li> <li><small><a href="https://stark.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><b>stark </b></a>| mila. she / her</small></li> <li><small><b><a href="https://chewbacca.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">chewbacca </a></b>| brit. she / her. </small></li> <li><small><b><a href="https://hyperphonic.tumblr.com" target="_blank">hyperphonic </a></b>| zoey. she / her.</small></li> </ul><p><b>HOW TO JOIN / REQUIREMENTS :</b></p> <ul><li> <small>ship reylo ( it doesn’t have to be your FAVORITE or top tier ship, but you do have to enjoy it / post about it on occasion. )</small><br/></li> <li><small>reblog <b><i>this post.</i></b></small></li> <li><small>follow <b><span><a href="https://tmblr.co/mQahTWb1NbvcwAlFy109_AQ" target="_blank">@reylosnetwork</a></span></b></small></li> <li><i><b>contact one of the admins directly to request an invite. you won’t receive an invite otherwise.</b></i></li> <li><small>all ages are welcome, but there are channels that require you to be over 18 years of age to gain access ! </small></li> </ul><p><b>SOME TIPS WHEN JOINING : </b></p> <ul><li> <b><i>it’s a busy server !</i></b> <small>It can be a little overwhelming at first. in our rules channel there’s an instructional guide on how to mute channels / categories  ( especially useful so mobile notifications don’t bombard you )<br/></small> </li> <li><small>our members generally have a niche experience ! you can <i>customize </i>this by what channels you tune into, and what content you receive. it makes it so you’re only enjoying your favorite parts of the fandom ( re : if you love to read fic, the fic-rec-drop channel might be your place ! )</small></li> <li><small>if you’re NEW TO DISCORD. you can reach out to your moderators or admins ( they’re distinguished in the server themselves, you can see them separately from the group of online members ). </small></li> <li><small>any comments, questions, or concerns will be handled timely. be patient, but be excited ! its a fun place to play. </small></li> </ul></blockquote>
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