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Disney, Funny, and Steve Buscemi: Disney Princesses but with Steve Buscemis eyes via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2KKH8R7

Disney Princesses but with Steve Buscemis eyes via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2KKH8R7

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Disney, Old, and One: These Disney Princesses Celebrate Their One-Year-Old Birthdays!

These Disney Princesses Celebrate Their One-Year-Old Birthdays!

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Bad, Disney, and Fail: This Is What Disney Princesses Would Look Like If They Had Realistic Proportions di This ls What Disney Princesses Would Look Like If They Had Realistic Proportions postize.com <p><a href="http://thetruebodyposi.tumblr.com/post/169478877426/can-we-stop-classifying-realistic-proportions" class="tumblr_blog">thetruebodyposi</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“Can we stop classifying ‘realistic proportions’ as fat please? Like seriously?<br/><br/>Do these people really think a mermaid who swims constantly would be fat? Or a woman living in France before the French Revolution would be fat?* Or a Native American girl who constantly runs around and maybe helps to carry heavy things and hunt would be fat? <br/><br/>Every time I see articles like this one it makes me so mad. They boast about ‘oh think of all the little fat girls that look at these skinny princesses and hate themselves!’ but fail to think about the little skinny girls who hear people talk about how being skinny isn’t ‘normal’ or ‘realistic’ and feel bad about themselves. <br/><br/>There are two sides to every coin, skinny and fat kids get picked on for being skinny and fat. This type of shit isn’t for ‘teh liddle gurls’ it’s for fat, vain adult women who feel insecure because of a freaking cartoon.” (<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/fatlogic/comments/7oriva/realistic_proportions/dsc0h97/">x</a>) (<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/fatlogic/comments/7oriva/realistic_proportions/dsd0bhq/?utm_content=permalink&amp;utm_medium=front&amp;utm_source=reddit&amp;utm_name=fatlogic">*</a>)</p></blockquote>
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Aladdin, Animals, and Ariel: Because it's never too Late to teach girns to silently wait for a man to help them... <p><a href="https://tenderuk.tumblr.com/post/157073205204/stickit" class="tumblr_blog">tenderuk</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>#StickIt</p></blockquote> <p>*cracks knuckles*</p><p>I don’t know why ya’ll keep trying to play this game, but fine, let’s play:</p><p>From left to right</p><p>Jasmine- Got tired of her palace life and took control by disguising herself and running away to spend a day in the markets. Openly expressed her contempt for the idea being married off without her consent. Was initially disinterested in Aladdin because she thought he was just another arrogant prince. Fell in love with him for his heart to the point that his pauper origins didn’t matter to her.</p><p>Rapunzel- Wanted celebrate to her birthday by not being imprisoned for once, nothing to do with a man. In fact when a man broke into her home she swiftly knocked him out and tied him up. That man ended up loving her so much he was willing to die for her and her passionate love brought him back to life.</p><p>Snow White- Was a young girl being chased around by crazy old lady who was angry that she was pretty. Ended up negotiating her safety with some dwarves by offering her services as a cook and housekeeper in exchange for room and board. Was only “waiting“ for a man in that she was literally unconscious after being poisoned by a witch and a kiss was the only thing they could save her.</p><p>Mulan- Are you fucking serious? What about her story is her waiting for a man to save her? She literally saved her father, her love interest, and then her whole damn country. You could not have watched two seconds of that film and come away thinking she was waiting for man to save her.</p><p>Aurora- She was a 16-year-old girl forced to live in seclusion her whole life. Sue her for daydreaming a bit about romance. She still showed kindness to animals and loved her adoptive caregivers and was fairly content with her life. Definitely not pining away for a man every second.</p><p>Cinderella- Cinderella probably gets the the worst of being dragged through the mud by Edgy™ feminists trying to make a point. Literally she never asked for a prince to save her. She didn’t even really complain much about being forced into slavery by her evil family. She just wanted one damn night off and meeting the prince was ancillary. And in fact the person who first shows her kindness and empowers her to achieve her goals is another woman.</p><p>Pocahontas- Again now you’re just making shit up. She was not waiting for prince, in fact she was bored at the prospect of living an ordinary home life and disinterested in marrying the handsome warrior her father had set up for her. She ends up striking up a friendship with someone her entire tribe hates and distrusts, up to and including saving HIM from being murdered.</p><p>Tiana- You are not ABOUT to do my girl Tiana dirty like this. She worked her ass off to achieve her dream of being an independent restaurant owner, something practically unheard of for a young black woman in the 20s. Romance was the absolute LAST thing on her mind and again, her actions were fundamental in saving the life of the prince.</p><p>Belle- Again, she wasn’t interested in the big strong handsome man that everyone was saying she should be interested in. Because she saw past looks and recognized that he was a sexist and generally unpleasant person. It was her willingness to see past the exterior that saved Prince Adam.</p><p>Ariel- She wanted to be a human before she knew about Eric. She saved him from drowning. She defied her father the KING in a fight for her own independence. But sure she was waiting around for man.</p><p>Merida- Merida didn’t even have a love interest and the entire film was built around a rejection of that premise. This one is barely worth the time to acknowledge.</p><p>Tl;Dr: Your weak edgelord attempt to discredit Disney princesses and make girls feel shitty for enjoying them is bad and you should feel bad.</p>
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Beautiful, College, and Disney: These Shocking Drawings Push Our Favorite Characters Into Dangerous Territory galleryroulette.com <p><a href="https://trilllizard420.tumblr.com/post/164680039033/connard-cynique-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard420</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://connard-cynique.tumblr.com/post/164678993329/the-real-todd-howard-belfastbullshit" class="tumblr_blog">connard-cynique</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/164678750339/belfastbullshit-libertarirynn-this-is-some" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://belfastbullshit.tumblr.com/post/164678606062/libertarirynn-this-is-some-deviantart" class="tumblr_blog">belfastbullshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/164678356134" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="440" data-orig-height="330" data-tumblr-attribution="caffeinumplayer1:k2ddBNrjXJoKKyOMSGXlnQ:ZBNSdq21s5DhY" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e4b383110e5a9a400f1e49d451ae3a86/tumblr_o2n5xdFVar1sgfcxuo1_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e4b383110e5a9a400f1e49d451ae3a86/tumblr_inline_ovcu2vo8KE1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-width="440" data-orig-height="330" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e4b383110e5a9a400f1e49d451ae3a86/tumblr_o2n5xdFVar1sgfcxuo1_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This is some deviantart bullshit</p> </blockquote> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mF406VRNJNpZHrD3aIN4l4A">@connard-cynique</a> </blockquote> <h2> <b>NEXT UP ON BUZZFEED: </b><br/></h2> <h2>FEMINIST ARTIST EMPOWERS OVERWATCH FEMALE CHARACTERS  BY MAKING THEM EAT THE PATRIARCHY</h2> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1145" data-orig-width="1497"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/62eb0985278fab3b57cd17c12d33aac8/tumblr_inline_ovcv0ky65f1qdvnh9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1145" data-orig-width="1497"/></figure></blockquote> <p>WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP MISTAKING FETISH ART FOR POLITICAL SHIT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY</p></blockquote> <blockquote> These drawings of cartoon characters have been made dangerously obese, but is there a message behind the madness? Disney princesses and female heroines are a favorite for online artists to get creative with. Whether it is dressing them in historically accurate garb, gender swapping them or sending them to college, these creations normally get a positive response, but this artist might have taken things too far. George Lopera, a 20-year-old computing student from Spain, has hyper-inflated Disney princesses and iconic female video game characters until they are dangerously obese. Lopera, who also creates morphs of female celebrities packing extra weight, explains on his Deviantart profile that: &ldquo;I love create morphs of a normal woman to a big sized woman, they&rsquo;re beautiful too. Some people like it, and others hate it.&rdquo;</blockquote> Oh stop pretending it&rsquo;s that deep, dude. You draw inflation fetish art.
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Disney, Memes, and Good: These Disney princesses are simply horrifying (in a good way) 🙃 Which one is your favorite? Art by: @ibtrav @breakcom @todd_4_class_president 💚 SWIPE 👈 disneyprincesses

These Disney princesses are simply horrifying (in a good way) 🙃 Which one is your favorite? Art by: @ibtrav @breakcom @todd_4_class_presiden...

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