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Ass, Sex, and Soldiers: sathinfection contemporary roman writers slutshamed julius caesar that's your ides of march fact for today what an absolute unit ol' iulius was liesmyth how could you write this and not say WHY he was getting slutshamed julius husband to all wives and wife to all husbands caesar was a thirsty, thirsty bottom sathinfection suetonius: i heard that caesar was a big slut and also he liked buttsex and oral liesmyth cicero, to the gathered senate: CAESAR TAKES IT UP THE ASS for historical context, cicero publicly called out jc for bottoming for king nicomedes of bithynia. they first met when caesar was 20, the king was at least twice his age. -am-net saying -sugar daddy-but sugar daddy-the sex was so good that when nicomede:s died he left his entire kingdom to rome, i am not making this up this is true langernameohnebedeutung listen it's one thing to slut shame Caesar, but Cicero went around speculating in public about Caesan and the king doing it on a "golden couch arrayed in purple" where "the virginity of the one sprung fronm Venus was lost in Bithynia" so I don't think good old lulius is the only one who's got to ask himself some serious questions here. spaffy-jimble Julius Caesar was stabbed for being a bottom please share for bottom's rights beware-the-ravenstag fun fact-there was a popular song/chant his soldiers would sing so where ever they marched they could announce it to the whole world silver-tongues-blog Julius Caesar has been dead for 2062 slutty years Source: sathinfection Julius Caesar was a total slut.
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Target, Tumblr, and Weird: eniusartstuf geniusartstuff: wow watercolour looks so weird, happy late ides of march  art tag vvvvv

geniusartstuff: wow watercolour looks so weird, happy late ides of march  art tag vvvvv

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Fucking, Funny, and Hungry: OFFICIAL NOTICE FILING DATE FORMAL APOLOGY AHUOI T. .julius caesar .R brutus SINCERITY HEARTFELT BEGRUDGING TECHNICAL. FROM: STATEMENT EXCUSES XIT IS A HABIT. IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT MY ACTION OF COULD BE SEEN AS IAM A NATURALLY SELFISH PERSON THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY I DIDN'T KNOW IT BOTHERED YOU. YOU WERE NEVER SUPPOSED TO KNOw ACTION REQURING APOLOGY OFFENSIVE | | ANNOYING | | SELFISH XI HURT FUL kill you CONSEQUENCE OF YOUR ACTION I NEVER INTENDED TO I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT I wAS MERELY - TRYING TO...un-fuck up rome CAN SEE NOW THAT IT MAY APPEAR THAT I WAS 1 WAS □ HUNGRY □ LONELY □ INTOXICATED IT WAS MY EVIL TWIN. PLEASE THOUGH I FEEL YOUR INTENTION TERRIBLE GUILTY. f.ORGIVE ME. -| BE PATIENT WITH ME. fucking destroying yo. PLEASE ACCEPT MYSTUPID GVE ME most sincere.. APOLOGY. MOVING FORWARD, I wILL -I ⓧDO NOT TRY T GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE. PERCEIVED MOTIVE SORRY BLAMELESs. VINDICATED.DO NOT CALL THE POLICE BETTER NOWDO NOT TELL MY PARENTS. FORGET IT EVER HAPPENED. X | DO NOT TRY TO GET EVEN. ADJECTIVE ATTEMPT TO , THAT PROPOSED SOLUTION SAID, I WOULD VERY MUCH APPRECIATE IT IF YOU ADDITIONAL NOTES stopped betraying the republic REQUEST FOR OTHER PARTY SINCERELY, YOUR RELATİNPATO PERSON, brutus … ISSUED BY BUREAUOFCOMMUNICATION.COM PRINTED BY MAGNETISM IN NEW YORK, N.Y <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://persianwars.tumblr.com/post/141071586429">persianwars</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>happy ides of march</p> </blockquote>
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Facts, Food, and Frozen: AN OFFICIAL CALENDAR Sunday Monda Tuesda Wednesda Thursda Frida Saturda Peanut Butter Lovers' Day Old Stuff Day 3 4 5 6 8 Proof Reading Day Panic Day If Pets Had Opposable Thumbs Day Frozen Food Day Cereal Day Fun Facts about Names Day National Craft 13 14 10 Middle Name Day 12 15 16 National Lips Day Plumbing Day Girl Scouts Day Ear Muff Day National Pi Day Ides of March 17 18 19 20 21 23 Extraterrestrial Abductions DayCourtesy Day National Goof Off Day St. Patrick's Day Awkward Moments Day Poultry Day Common National Chip and Dip Day 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 Waffle Day National "Joe Day Take a Walk in the Park Day National Chocolate Covered Raisin Day Make Up Your Own Holiday Day Something on aSmoke and Stick Day Mirrors Day 31 LAT National Clams on the Half Shell Day JIM Follow us: LateNight Jimmy.Tumblr.com <p><a href="http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/blogs/2013/02/march-holiday-madness-calendar/" target="_blank"><strong>Late Night with Jimmy Fallon presents: March (Holiday) Madness</strong></a></p> <p>March is cold and long and we thought you could use some fun to get you through. So we hit the Internet and found all the weird, funny, and obscure holidays we could find to fill out our March calendar. And we&rsquo;re going to celebrate<strong> every single one of them. </strong></p> <p>Every day for the month of March, we&rsquo;ll share pictures, posts, or videos of us celebrating that day&rsquo;s holiday. And you are totally invited to this party. Use the calendar above (printable version <a href="http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/blogs/2013/02/march-holiday-madness-calendar/" target="_blank">here</a>) to see what we&rsquo;re celebrating and tweet us your own photos with <strong>#HolidayMadness</strong>. We&rsquo;ll share our favorites!</p> <p><span>GET READY FOR MARCH! THE FUN STARTS TOMORROW.</span></p>
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