people in movies have this kind of breakfast and they only grab a strawberry and be like "gotta go hun!"
FLOYD: t-t-t-....-50: t-t-TODAY NIGGA
First order of business. We the people need to see Future at the Grammys.
KanyeWest says more music is on the way
Playing UNO with Black Families be like 😂😂😂
When he come in late from the party disappointed that it got shut down and you the one that called 12.
COP: u were swerving a lot so i have to conduct a sobriety test-ME: ok-COP: lets get taco bell-ME: no-COP: text ur ex-ME: no-COP: ok ur good
GrowingUpWithStrictParents when your parents ask why you're always home yet tell you no when you ask to go out
"So what's your major?"
This spider done been with me longer than my dad has